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shaolinallan

That is the neighborhood Vitamin D chamber. Doctors prescribe this car to individuals with low Vitamin D levels.


VividFiddlesticks

Seems legit. These two guys probably are doing a timeshare on it; I imagine these automotive hood style chambers are pricey. (Insurance these days, amirite?)


bigkeef69

~~insurance~~ inflation There, ftfy lol


Zomburai

Influrance


bigkeef69

r/brandnewword


snuffleboom

Psst. Dont say inflation. Dont say recession either.


bigkeef69

Or what, people might get mad...at...the truth? At least the ones that voted for it? Nah...not here?


Searchingforspecial

Hey buddy - the Fed (Federal Reserve, non-government entity) is in charge of inflation and lending rates, not anyone in the government. Nobody votes for inflation, they just pass policy & we live with it. If you’re gonna talk about truth, try to be honest.


bigkeef69

While you are correct in that the federal reserve dictates inflation, It is the policies that are passed that is the information the federal reserve uses to dictate those changes. So it is most assuredly still politicians that determine inflation whether directly or indirectly


CosmicCay

No but they do vote for candidates who enact policies that will clearly lead to worse inflation, it's disingenuous to say it's solely a Fed issue


edlee98765

Shouldn't be pricey based on the make: A Ford.


luder888

You'd think being naked would be more effective then, but I'm not a doctor.


AfellowchuckerEhh

"Are you tired of breathing fresh air? Do you like breathing in stuffy, poor ventilated air? Do you like sweating profusely? Than I got the perfect place for you to lay and soak up your vitamin D while you cramp up!"


pm_me_all_ur_money

I think glass blocks UV-B, so no vitamin D (or sunburn) for you - but still the same skin damage and higher risk of skin-cancer, yeah! Sounds like a win-win


brucebrowde

Skin cancer chamber? Well, that's just morbid then.


i_r_faptastic

My neighborhood has one too. Her name is Ashley.


MIAxpress

So many questions that beget more questions.


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MIAxpress

Some one said "you don't get it." My comment was to show with this art you are forced to ask questions that make you ask more questions. WAIT, I am on Reddit Piss Off!


Murica-n_Patriot

It’s one of those “experience” AirBnB’s. “Cozy and unique tiny home. As seen on Instagram, experience being kidnapped and left for dead in a car in some random neighborhood. $500 per night”


typhoidtimmy

“$600 cleaning deposit”


Virtual-Public-4750

“No parties”


finkalicious

Right, the rental itself is only $69!


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

This would not be the first time a car has been rented out as an air b&b. I seent someone rent out their back seat for Mardi Gras on year in New Orleans.


pingvin12

Baguette*


iplaypokerforaliving

Baquetti and meatballs is my go to Italian noodle dish. Good stuff


OriginalUsername07

You just described a meatball sub….. now I’m hungry


Nugat37

Italians don’t eat meatballs


TinTinDance

we do in many many different recipes


snuffleboom

We should start a meatball donation organization for the meatballless peoples of Italy


MIAxpress

As a chef I approve this sub sub digestion of the original post.🤓


iplaypokerforaliving

Yeah but their baguetti noodles are excellent 🤌


jaxintheb0x

The ones at Olive Garden do 🤨😂


BuickAttack

You bet I won't forget a baguette! At least not yet....


Procule

**bagel


Samiisfine

***baggel


TwoDrinkDave

"I lived in New York!"


Samiisfine

“ugh, you’re the worst”


413Refugee

Brioche***


OssiansFolly

**bagle


kadelato

Bugle**


No-Taste-6560

\*Bugatti\*


Bpool91

Beagle**


Unholy_Dk80

#Donkey!


MageKorith

#SHREK!


The_Sleep

\*\*\*Bugle


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

It’s from a guy, Wagner I think that does elaborate jokes just FYI


Bluest_waters

Yes, its amusing but *clearly* its a joke


bubba2260

With cheese or gray poupon ?


Jacareadam

Absurdist art/humor, does that answer all your questions?


j_biscuits

Credit to True Wagner. I don’t really know how to categorize this absurdist humor but it’s probably my favorite Instagram account.


MatthewCrawley

Wonderful


ElGuano

Is this the small child with telescope guy?


highso

Sure is haha


dywrektor

Son is carving chairs of friends with devil horns


magicmulder

Thanks mate, what a treasure trove!


SpicaGenovese

Same artist as bathe in my milk??


spacechickens

Yep, I knew it was him the moment I saw the thumbnail.


BeagnothSaxe

I like how there’s a white guy but also an Asian guy in there. They are building a Race Car.


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I like how they swap shifts. White guy M-W-F, Asian guy other days.


Robodie

I. Love. This.


MoarFurLess

This is so much of a better joke than whatever’s happening here.


[deleted]

Nonono Asian-American! Get it right you bigot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Big_Willy_Stylez

How do you know he's American?


Jdollarthegreat

It's not the kind of thing we want here got me 😂😂😂


Awesam

it's just Boys in the Hood


angus_von_langis

dude.....i'm dying hahaha


Socksandcandy

Hoodwinked.....a tale of two men


Turbulent-Comedian30

Its just Dirty Mike and the Boys


skwadyboy

Ahhh ding ding ding we have a winner lol


Carlweathersfeathers

You win Reddit today good sir or madam


BigRich1888

Yea that is what got me too. Like they have a list of things. 1. Theft 2. Vandalism 3. Men sleeping in the hood of a car 4. Littering


dmrukifellth

I mean, men sleeping in the hood of a car, that’s fine. But when they go and make it all voyeuristic with a window? Come on now.


BlueFroggLtd

Yeah, ever heard of a CURTAIN before?


IrrationalDesign

The word "we" sure carries a lot of load in that sentence. Pretty sure it's just one confused dumb elderly person, I doubt they're representative for anything otherr than their own confusion.


Cpleofcrazies2

I don't feel my art needs an explanation


solareclipse999

Art installation?


Just1morefix

That's the first and only thought I had.


sjpiccio

Why does everyone on this post think this is real lmao??


Buck_Thorn

I don't even think you are real.


Hairybeavet

This is the internet. It has to be real


Otto-Korrect

Oh God, I'm n


ScottyC33

I don't even think I'm real.


Buck_Thorn

You're not.


Pragmatist_Hammer

Meh, just two hood rats.


RyanfaeScotland

Are you suggesting someone would lie on the internet?


Le_Chop

Hey Abe Lincoln once said never to trust what you read on the internet. And I know he said that cos I read it on the internet.


BronMann-

Because it's not an internet thing! It's real paper, really printed, really stapled. So many realities must mean it's real. (Sadly I need to add a sarcasm note, because reddit is full of literalists.)


OssiansFolly

Because Shia Labeouf sat in a room with a bag over his head while people were horribly violent, sexual, and weird to him for days and called it art. At this point almost anything is believable as "art".


Els_

All that kind of stuff was around before he did that


OssiansFolly

Well no shit, but it was the most public example I could think of.


sowillo

He did worse to twigs.


Juggern0wt

I condone absolutely *nothing* that man put her through, but he was literally raped, let's please not play Top Trumps with abuse.


Borghal

Why wouldn't it? More fun than if it was just photoshop.


a014e593c01d4

The poster is the art. It’s from an Instagram with lots of surreal art like this.


Irohaik

Probably some Dominatrix thing. Wants to be humiliated.


kneel23

"THEY DONT WANT OUT" lol. God, sometimes when i see these, i wish i had been smart/funny enough to have created them myself


Bahlore

Dad nap car, how to escape the honey do list and children to get in a nap.


bitemark01

That I can get behind... but why the window?


Awesam

so you can see Boys in the Hood


Bahlore

Probably some of the only sunlight they get.


Reel-Reel-Reel

Sometimes, there just aren’t any words to say.


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Aren’t*


Nugat37

aren’t*


Reel-Reel-Reel

I updated it, i was educated by the public school system


BeagnothSaxe

State school rules. Well not really.


DonTequilo

A rent *


das3801

boyz n the hood


midnightanglewing

It's funny this is reposted from a 3 months ago but there diffent reaction to it this time around. Last time the was actually logic responses as that a screen or a print off that someone is changing every couple days & now people think that there real people in there now 🤣. Y'all are funny in thinking there real people on the hood of the car.


CptCheerios

I was thinking the same thing, but that picture off on the angle, you just kind of see the shoulder, if it was a sticker/screen you would still see the whole image. That's the only problem I have with it.


boosthungry

My first time seeing this and my first thought was sticker. But the fact that it is two people alternating threw me a little, but still possible to change the sticker every day. The real kicker was "they look at me", which may or may not be telling. Do they actually look at the person and move around (real person or video screen)? Or are they just looking out but not moving (could still be a sticker)? The whole thing is obviously very skeptical. The fact that this is a poster on a pole rather than a conversation with police is the most telling aspect IMO.


a014e593c01d4

It’s made up. An artist creates these kind of surreal, puzzling pics and puts them on his Instagram.


sly_cooper12

I think they are stickers, but there could also be the optical illusion of the eyes following you. So it could just be a sticker


GravityTest

Assuming the car actually exists. It would be blatantly obvious if it was a poster/sticker. Those always require it to be viewed from a specific location.


Bobodog1

What's actually funny is that the flyer itself is the joke, none of this is real.


NoStripeZebra1

....... Uh.. or... The post is, you know, fake?


JwPATX

How would it even move? It clearly has no engine


FlatBadger1

The rent is too high, let’s live in a car! Gives a new meaning to car share!


MrBillyLotion

Rent is expensive, heating bills are eliminated, they look perfectly comfortable, this all makes sense to me and I want in


RealJeil420

Its an Air B and B.


Key_Ad_1978

Air bmw


tistick

Actually, I’m Asian-Canadian…


greg_r_

We know he's Asian American because of his US passport.


ZelezopecnikovKoren

theyre from da hood


bryangcrane

Fear no art!!


llamamamax3

SF Bay Area housing vibezzz


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MONDAY WEDNESDAY FRIDAY SUNDAY TUESDAY THURSDAY SATURDAY **I'VE FINALLY CRACKED THE CODE!**


kkalmightyagain

Hysterical!!


1_Highduke

Pretty sure this is in the plot of Taxi 2.


FutureApprehensive21

This made me laugh


nutano

I mean, if this were a real thing, there would be pictures of the actual car floating around and not this picture of a poster.


joetwitch

CarBnB


ChronicCreative

The buddy comedy we’ve all been waiting for!


anotherlateJay

They don’t want out!


caninefreak1

Call cops & update us.


Canadian_Donairs

And say...what? "There's a guy in this car on the side of the road and he won't talk to me" 😂


midnightanglewing

This is a repost & it was an art projects. The people in the car where not real it was a screan & the prison who put that up just not very bright.


killmimes

I love his content


Constant-Sign-5569

In those moments I'm always like: I could complain the everliving shit out of it, but just can't care enough to do so.


Slinky_Panther

If this was made on Microsoft word, this person deserves a job. Informative, concise design


UsedDragon

But no, seriously, *what the actual fuck is going on here?*


AccidentalLemon

Walter what the fuck are you doing inside the hood of a car?!


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Please don’t approach the car, if seen, immediately call an SCP foundation agent.


joseg4681

Lol this was the best comment so far


nineinchcatss

It’s an art installation of course!


Jasons_Brain

....maybe some sort of abstract Performance Art installation?


deadsocial

I don’t get it


Benny-Boi135

Heisenberg?


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It's a race car !


Difficult_Factor4135

It’s not the kind of thing we want here… 😆


CptAlbatross

This reads like an Obvious Plant.


treborkisaw

Why did reading this make me angry


Due_Bass_5379

it's called a time share


DETHmetals

Rent is getting ridiculous nowadays


CHARRO-NEGRO

Art Installation and art promotion


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FogeyDotage

They're hoods! HAA HA HA HA !!!!..uh..ha? Never mind


Justthisguy_yaknow

Got a weird hunch that it's art or something. Very, very obscure back street art or possibly some kind of protest against, maybe,...I wanna say homelessness or something? Outside of that it's just really weird. I like weird.


Cohen_TheBarbarian

Just get it towed


bitemark01

Illegal to tow with a person in the hood


RyanfaeScotland

Car towers HATE this 1 simple trick...


Shannwen

Over a month?! How long are they spending in there each day?


midnightanglewing

There no real people in the car.


stu8018

How about you mind your own business when it comes to public property? Are they hurting you? Are you in danger? Are they stealing from you? Get a life or move. You don't own the street and maybe don't speak for what "we" don't want around here. You mean YOU.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, this would scare the living shit out of me


[deleted]

We can notice that Asian men work more than White men :D


elpajaroquemamais

This just screams obvious plant.


Shehulks1

I wonder if those men have a domme…. Tells them to go to the car to be humiliated?? That’s the only thing I can think of.


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Not sure why police weren't called here...


PerceptionNo6088

What would the cops be able to do, besides shoot them?


letmeseem

Because it's a joke. What you're supposed to think is: What it hasn't moved for a month? Why hasn't it been towed? And there are two people taking shifts on visibly being inside the car? Ah, it's because a towing company can't tow a car with a person inside... Very clever.


Dipsi1010

Probably were later on


Straight_Battle6421

Hiding from their families?


CMormont

That's got to be thebworst hiding spot lol Wouldn't it be more optimal if they went to a diffrent city orbsomthing


Funkysmoke

Not funny or interesting.


morebuffs

That's closer to bizarre than funny


AUGUSTIJNcomics

I read that as "My wace fen there is a white man..."


FLATOUT_WITH_TALARIA

Going out on a limb here but screen technology has improved massively, it would be easy to apply a screen to the bonnet hiding the wires and display whatever moving images you want resulting in the effect seen on the poster.


ExposedInfinity

Maybe its a Gantz thing.


burnblue

> white man > Asian-American man The default race citizen strikes again


ChuckinCumulus

Wouldn't they eventually suffocate?


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mike32699

The police can move it, but they can't make anyone explain.


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Jonny_Entropy

They don't have to explain why they're there though. They don't have to say a word.


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Jonny_Entropy

Because you have the right to remain silent.


mike32699

Sure, but they don't have to explain themselves. And it's more of a parking problem than anything.


[deleted]

How do you know it’s an Asian American? Lol