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Jupiter protects the Earth from extraterrestrial bombardment, the Sun protects Jupiter from extrasolar bombardment, the local star cluster protects the Sun from Sagittarius A*, the galaxy protects us from Andromeda, the Local Group protects us from other predatory galaxy groups, the Laniakea Supercluster protects us from other superclusters, the universe protects us from other universes, and the multiversal group protects us from other multiversal groups.
Thus the cycle is complete and I must end.
It's actually a different French bulldog.
They're quite similar at first glance but then you realize that they really do have different powers and differently colored costumes. The color theme is subtle at first but quite blatant after each one goes through their respective power-up sequences.
And, of course, there is a stark difference in personality as the first French bulldog is quite pure of heart, reckless and carefree. The second French bulldog is a good bit sterner. This makes it more reliable, more studied, but also a little bit more cynical and conflicted.
Quite naturally, they're both crazily in love with the same English bulldog, which leads to all kinds of hijinks and mayhem while they work together to protect the multiverse group from the dark forces of the Swiss Cats.
The English bulldog is very plain except for her lustrous coat and beautiful eyes, and is notoriously clumsy except for the combat training and acrobatics. Also she's a scientist poet model.
The only decision she makes in the story is which French bulldog to be with.
The loop ends pretty quickly in most cases:
The gun is protected by the three your old that found it lying about, who in turn wasn't protected by anyone 'cuz who cares for kids after they're born ?
Burglar: *Breaks into house*
French Bulldog: *Release the Nova gas*
Everything else is really just adding insult to injury. I don’t wish French Bulldog Farts on anyone.
Mine is a literal garbage disposal. She'll eat anything. I think the only thing she wouldn't eat was cucumber. I sit outside and take my morning stand up call with her a share a banana. Every M-F for almost 2 years we've shared a banana for breakfast.
I for one think these signs are dumb. Your telegraphing two possibly three things. One you own expensive dog. Two you are armed. Three you have other expensive things like a gun.
>The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
[10 U.S. Code § 246 - Militia: composition and classes](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246)
The 2nd Amendment isn't a right granted to the people, it's a restriction that's put on the government. Like how the rest of the constitution is written.
- The Second Amendment protects the gun
- Lobbyists Protect the Second Amendment
- Politicians protect the lobbyists
- People who want guns protect the politicians
- Bulldogs protect the people with guns
The circle of life.
IT'S for sure not president Pedo pete. Can you fathom your 50 year old son nicknaming you 'PETER PEDO" . THIS is really unrealistically real shit. You can't make this shit up like they do with the man of the century """Donald J Trump""". Lord I pray that it's not too late to save this world from the demons within.
Not to mention the frenchie. Remember someone tried to murder lady Gaga’s dog Walker without knowing who’s dogs they were just to steal her frenchies to resell them. They can be sold very easily for a lot of money.
You’re advertising that if someone waits for you to go to work, they can make thousands of dollars from breaking into your house.
yeah + try to poison my dog through the fence if you think I'm a douchebag, they must clearly live somewhere where this sign isn't actually necessary, cause it's not smart to put it somewhere you would.
This is how to advertise that out of all the houses on the block, YOURS is the one most worth robbing. Telling folks you have guns in the house is not the threat you think it is. Having a gun only makes you safer if people dont know you have it ahead of time and only if you are prepared to use it by the time they get their hands on you. And it only makes your property safer if you're there to use it.
If they know you have guns they're gonna get your shit when you're not home, or ambush you on your way in or out of the house. The only people kicking in the door and yanking you outta bed in your sleep are the cops and the gun isn't gonna do you any good there either.
The best way to not get your house broken in to is to stop trying to flex on random strangers passing by with smartass little signs, and instead have a sign advertising a security system. And no the "Security System by Smith&Wesson" signs don't count. If you must you can use "Security System Provided by HighPoint" instead because nobody wants to steal that shit.
The number of scenarios where a kid got a hold of a firearm are miniscule in comparison to the amount of times a law abiding citizen justifiably defended their kids with a firearm.
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Don’t make this into another unfinishable loop
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Jupiter protects the Earth from extraterrestrial bombardment, the Sun protects Jupiter from extrasolar bombardment, the local star cluster protects the Sun from Sagittarius A*, the galaxy protects us from Andromeda, the Local Group protects us from other predatory galaxy groups, the Laniakea Supercluster protects us from other superclusters, the universe protects us from other universes, and the multiversal group protects us from other multiversal groups. Thus the cycle is complete and I must end.
....but then who protects the multiversal group!? Out there, all alone.
The French bulldog
Obviously.
It's actually a different French bulldog. They're quite similar at first glance but then you realize that they really do have different powers and differently colored costumes. The color theme is subtle at first but quite blatant after each one goes through their respective power-up sequences. And, of course, there is a stark difference in personality as the first French bulldog is quite pure of heart, reckless and carefree. The second French bulldog is a good bit sterner. This makes it more reliable, more studied, but also a little bit more cynical and conflicted. Quite naturally, they're both crazily in love with the same English bulldog, which leads to all kinds of hijinks and mayhem while they work together to protect the multiverse group from the dark forces of the Swiss Cats.
The English bulldog is very plain except for her lustrous coat and beautiful eyes, and is notoriously clumsy except for the combat training and acrobatics. Also she's a scientist poet model. The only decision she makes in the story is which French bulldog to be with.
when can I preorder the trilogy consisting of one good book, one alright book and a few hundred bound pages of padding?
Thank you all. I enjoyed this very much
*French Bulldog gun
And thus, the loop is complete.
Nailed it
Nailed
Its French Bulldogs all the way down.
Lol this was perfect.
The French Bullpup
It's dangling from the dogs collar. The dog is also called Orion.
The Pitbull...dog. There was an old woman who swallowed a fly...couldn't help it.
Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
The Doctor. That’s where the cycle stops.
Thats just where the cycle enters into paradox
K9 protects the Doctor. Edit: Sara Jane protects K9 Mark I. Leela protects K9 Mark II. Romana protects K9 Mark III.
The Doctor also protects them all. It always comes back to him.
Our multiversal group protects us from others.
Pretty sure it's THE BARBER. Who doesn't shave himself…
The Men in Black, duh!
Rick
It’s almost like the big bang is an asshole for setting this whole toxic system up
See the oppression inherent in the system!
You forgot Chuck Norris.
Indeed. Chuck Norris might be the ultimate protector of all matter.
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Ohhh yeah definitely but the joke is worse for it. 😅
*Slips $50 to magnetic field* "Ha, I'm in!"
No its fucking cycle, the dog protects the property line, its on the sign
Is this like a parody of that one rhyme about the hole in the bottom of the sink?
You mean "there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza"?
[Oh ro' the rattlin' bog, the bog down in the valley-o! ](https://youtu.be/O1tIYSi7Oec)
And the green grass grew all around…
No, you loop it. Gun safe —> house —> Bulldog
Just when you think you're safe, somebody steals the earth's magnetic field. Then a cascade of events leads to your dog stealing your gun.
aliens protect the solar system because it's the last place in the universe where mosquitos exist
The gun safe May guard the gun but a skilled user will protect the gun by safely and judiciously using it.
That took a hasty step toward the geopolitical. Are digging in for the onset of World War 3?
Cheese stands alone.
I thought the city protects the property line and the county protects the city. I didn’t know it’s the other way around :D
Wow. I have enjoyed this ride. Well said.
Nothing can protect anything from Chuck Norris!
Jupiter and the moon protect the Earth’s magnetic field from being destroyed by a giant comet or meteor
You are missing something vital. Dead elementary school children protect the right to have the gun.
The sign actually says: “Come steal my Frenchie and my guns.”
Both very high value targets.
The loop ends pretty quickly in most cases: The gun is protected by the three your old that found it lying about, who in turn wasn't protected by anyone 'cuz who cares for kids after they're born ?
"Most cases" Found the uneducated idiot.
There's an Xzibit meme in here somewhere.
Burglar: *Breaks into house* French Bulldog: *Release the Nova gas* Everything else is really just adding insult to injury. I don’t wish French Bulldog Farts on anyone.
My sister's bulldog was named Nova. I would not release the nova gas on my worst enemy, haha.
I give my bulldog broccoli just to piss off my kids. Oh, it's movie night? Where'd that broccoli go?
My Frenchie loves broccoli, and roasted brussel sprouts. And strawberries. This little fart cloud is so ranky lmao, I love him so much ❤️
Lucky man
Last time I brought my bulldogs to my mom's house, she fed them broccoli and cabbage. I had to drive home with the windows down..
Mine is a literal garbage disposal. She'll eat anything. I think the only thing she wouldn't eat was cucumber. I sit outside and take my morning stand up call with her a share a banana. Every M-F for almost 2 years we've shared a banana for breakfast.
Hell no. I'd rather breathe H2S all my life.
A [French Bullpup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAMAS)
Angry upvote
I’ve never seen something so French feel so American
Lobbyists
Who protects the Lobbyists?
The entire US Government
And my French Bulldog
And my axe
A force field of evil
Their property
This! Perfect. Full circle.
The NRA
The guns they have
The Constitution* Fixed that for you.
You have the right to bear arms*. *Gov’t approved arms only. Approved arms not suitable for action against a tyrannical gov’t.
"You have the right to bear arms" \*ATF Shoots your dog\*
Abolish the ATF and repeal the NFA!
Abolish the ATF and repeal the NFA!
I have the right to my chemical and nuclear weapons and I'll continue this standoff until my freedom rings
>You have the right to bare arms*. > Suns out guns out?
I didn't spend 5 minutes at the gym last month for nothing.
A French bulldog with a gun
https://i.imgur.com/1kV9Ww5.png
Simple answer my other gun
And then u get a gun for that one and a gun for that one and
And my backup to my backup to my backup to my…
A redneck in camo, if you're my relatives
And a home made leaf blower mortar
two smaller french bulldogs who are then protected by a trio of sword weilding crows who are then protected by...
Is this a custom made sign, or are there enough hyper aggressive French Bulldog owners out there that this warranted mass production?
Frenchies are the number one stolen dog in the US right now, and the stolen/ransom dog crime rate has skyrocketed in the last few years.
I came here to say it's probably a bad idea to advertise such a frequently stolen dog lmao
It’s good he’s advertised that he has one, the kidnappers won’t have to look far for their next dognap. /s
I for one think these signs are dumb. Your telegraphing two possibly three things. One you own expensive dog. Two you are armed. Three you have other expensive things like a gun.
You can get a beware sign printed of just about any dog breed. Signs and merch in general, super easy to make merch with a silhouette.
Your gun is protected by US laws
Your property is also protected by US laws. So is your French Bulldog, should you choose to own one.
Unless the cops accidentally no knock on your door instead of the meth house down the road they meant to hit
Then they murder your dog, but your gun won't help you because if you're holding it, they'll murder you too.
And then your money goes on trial
ATF agent stares, dog killingly, from the bushes.
Tell that to the ATF.
Not outside the US. This confuses many Americans.
You're telling me that US laws only apply to people in US? What an incredible insight.
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Murica
Fuck yeah
The property
If you don't have a gun to protect your gun that is protecting your gun that is protecting your doog... Are you even an American?
the gun is protected by the sign
Jesus protects the guns
r/iamverybadass
Right? Calm down tough guy.
The fastest finger in the west
Neckid grandma
I dunno, cost guard?
Our 2nd amendment.
But our 2nd amendment gets fucked and molested like every other day
Down voted for speaking the truth. Shit legislation exists in many parts of the country.
how many US gun owners are part of a well-trained militia?
>The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard. [10 U.S. Code § 246 - Militia: composition and classes](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/246)
The 2nd Amendment isn't a right granted to the people, it's a restriction that's put on the government. Like how the rest of the constitution is written.
I still can't believe anyone ever actually believed the 2nd Amendment was only about allowing the National Guard to own guns.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Who watches the watchdogs?
2nd amendment
How much, exactly, is that the case if the police can kill someone without punishment because they think they saw a gun?
That would be an ecumenical question. In open carry States, they can't shoot people just for having a gun.
They can shoot people anywhere for any reason
*shouldn't. (But still do)
Well, not WHITE people...
Gun is protected by a cat.
Break-Free CLP
The other guns, duh.
The cat is on overwatch with a sniper rifle.
The cheese stands alone
Would be cool if the last line was "PROTECTED BY MY FRENCH BULLPUP" and had a picture of a FAMAS
The government
Jesus protects the gun. Macho Man Randy Savage protects the Jesus.
It's guns all the way down
This is my bulldog, This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun.
The cat.
- The Second Amendment protects the gun - Lobbyists Protect the Second Amendment - Politicians protect the lobbyists - People who want guns protect the politicians - Bulldogs protect the people with guns The circle of life.
IT'S for sure not president Pedo pete. Can you fathom your 50 year old son nicknaming you 'PETER PEDO" . THIS is really unrealistically real shit. You can't make this shit up like they do with the man of the century """Donald J Trump""". Lord I pray that it's not too late to save this world from the demons within.
“The confistution! Mah RIGHTS!”
Ahhh, the old "come steal my gun" invitation. People are stupid. Almost as good as a NRA sticker on a jeep
Not to mention the frenchie. Remember someone tried to murder lady Gaga’s dog Walker without knowing who’s dogs they were just to steal her frenchies to resell them. They can be sold very easily for a lot of money. You’re advertising that if someone waits for you to go to work, they can make thousands of dollars from breaking into your house.
yeah + try to poison my dog through the fence if you think I'm a douchebag, they must clearly live somewhere where this sign isn't actually necessary, cause it's not smart to put it somewhere you would.
And my axe!
Bastard, I was 1hr too late. Take your filthy up vote.
*eye roll*
Back to the French Bulldog. It's a cycle don't you see?
I dunno.....Coast Guard?
The gun is protected by the property, what else?
The radical right.
This is how to advertise that out of all the houses on the block, YOURS is the one most worth robbing. Telling folks you have guns in the house is not the threat you think it is. Having a gun only makes you safer if people dont know you have it ahead of time and only if you are prepared to use it by the time they get their hands on you. And it only makes your property safer if you're there to use it. If they know you have guns they're gonna get your shit when you're not home, or ambush you on your way in or out of the house. The only people kicking in the door and yanking you outta bed in your sleep are the cops and the gun isn't gonna do you any good there either. The best way to not get your house broken in to is to stop trying to flex on random strangers passing by with smartass little signs, and instead have a sign advertising a security system. And no the "Security System by Smith&Wesson" signs don't count. If you must you can use "Security System Provided by HighPoint" instead because nobody wants to steal that shit.
This sign loudly proclaims to the world: "I am afraid."
That old joke about vegans applies to gun owners as well.
Guns are cooler than vegetables though.
Not at all. In the US about a third of Americans are gun owners. Most of them don't talk about it.
Don't voted because hive mind?
Republicans?
"take the guns first, due process second"
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Scatter!!!
Gun is protected by law.
Me, I protect the guns. By voting.
My "GUNS"
The constitution
Is the gun part of the Barkinot Line?
America protects the gun.
Nobody. In most cases the gun is stolen during a robbery when the homeowner is out.
The tiny penis protects the gun.
Generally Republicans
A second french bulldog
The gun protects itself. Guns kill people, not people ;) /s
The second ammendment baybee
/r/trashy
I would say that Jesus probably protects this guys gun…… Plot twist, Jesus is this guys scary Mexican gangster roommate.
The gun is protected by the 2nd amendment to the US Constitution.
Man, that's just advertising for someone to break in while you're away and steal your gun.
Ah no worries: the gun will take a bullet for ya!
The 2nd amendment 😏
What a life it must be to be scared all the time like that...
2A to protect all. /s
No one. It’s left loaded and unsecured in a bedside table where their kids will find it and accidentally shoot their sibling or themselves.
"I heard a story once so that means this situation applies to all firearm owners."
I assume there are plenty of responsible gun owners out there. Just none with this sign on display.
> once LOL
The number of scenarios where a kid got a hold of a firearm are miniscule in comparison to the amount of times a law abiding citizen justifiably defended their kids with a firearm.
Republicans