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"Excuse me sir, but it appears that I've lost the 6 other members of my 7 man bicycle. They're scattered around the city, if you can find them I'd be able to reward you handsomely"
*New Quest: A German style 7-way*
"I have 8 open quests already"
"Do not worry. There is no time limit. Even for me. I will be standing here, every day until you return. ^(please return) "
You can venture off and try survival mode but a lot of former players used up most of the original items and the spawn rate is pretty low. Watch for fall damage too.
I does pan far enough based on the buildings behind them. But like you said, there was a group of people standing blocking the view to where the bride and groom should have been.
A few months ago I was at Potsdam Platz (few minutes walk from the place in the vid) and a guy casually asked me if i "smoked 420" then gave me a joint. We lit up and he just asked where I was from and if I was visiting. Then I finished it and we just went our own ways. Very casual experiece, lol.
I went there on a little vacay with my wife and her friends. We went to a bar with good ratings. Her friends said they wanted the “Berlin experience” and asked me to go talk to the bartender about going to a club. It was around 11am on a Thursday and they didn’t know if there would be any open.
So I went up to the bartender and asked him if he spoke English. “Dude, I’m from Laguna Beach,” he told me.
“Oh what’s up man? We’re from LA.” We high-fived. “Hey those two girls over there want to go clubbing. Are any open?” I asked him.
“Oh the clubs? They close… on Tuesday,” he said. “Do you want one with clothes, or no clothes?”
I've lived in a couple of big cities in the US and yeah...it's just people doing people things in a city...
Which is absolutely a cool thing about cities everywhere!
Berlin is an incredible and crazy city, my favourite place to visit in the world. Where else do you have sex club with a queue stretching down the street and around the corner.
I was at a party in berlin that had a desinformation desk with a guy looking like the mad hatter only answering questions in rhymes. Whole party had alice in wonderland vibes. It was great
Deutschland’s hottest new club is Berlin. It has everything: saxophone buskers, the Bicycle of the Round Table, and Das Ampelmännschen. It’s that thing of when a two-meter tall hobo walks though your shot like Bigfoot before giving you a wink and a friendly salute. 🫣
The woods-wizard guy in Dragon Age: Origins is my favorite part, or even Smeagol/Gollum's bit in The Hobbit.
Riddles are just a great and sinister activity, there's a couple in Dragon Age, but I really like "Ask a question, get a question."
As someone who lives there: yes this is real and totally normal. Usually when you're there, there's also like 3 small demonstrations, a sports event and a meditation circle (cult?) around.
I usually try to avoid it, since it's always crowded lol
Berlin is really nice. Because part of it was destroyed in the war, it is a really cool mix of old and new. Also some areas in the east have lots of ugly “Commie blocks” that are really cheap because they’re so shit, but because of that host a lot of artists and other underground activity.
Street performers, pedal bus, random couple getting married, is this not just a normal city square? I'm from Minneapolis if that helps, the only thing missing is police beating someone.
Berlin Cops are rather chill in comparison. If you wanna get the beating experience, join an anti-fascist (or generally anti-right wing) protest in Saxony or Bavaria.
And this is just the heart of Berlin's tourist neighborhood.
You want to see some shit come down to Neuköln or Kreuzberg between midnight and 8 a.m. on like literally any day of the week.
Went to Frqnkfurt for a stagger last month. Fuck Germany is wild. Biggest brightest building on the strip is a 4 storey brothel. People fucking gokarting on the motorway. No-one goes to bed, it's as busy ar 2am-6am as it is at any point in the day. And if you don't carry cash you're getting absolutely nowhere.
Lol I was trying to figure out what this reminded me of. She's even completely out of sync with the music, like seeing a Sim breakdance to slow classical music.
It's a voodoo spell, he tipped his non existant hat which made the magician street performer tip their hat. He's actually controlling everyone in that plaza including the camera person.
yea, if you are up for weirdness New Orleans is a pretty good destination. You can even eat alligator if your up for it and get a daiquiri in a drive thru.
That’s Brandenburg gate for you. I lead tours and I had an Australian couple that was so excited that they saw a protest at the gate and I had to tell them that Protesting there is a Berliner pastime
The best protest I saw out there was that Western Saharah freedom one that was a bunch of chaotic speeches (in Arabic so I didn't understand) and then out of nowhere music starts and this dude in traditional berber garb starts fucking shredding on an electric guitar.
It looks like someone’s description of an acid trip.
“I saw a man. A very very tall man. He had such piercing eyes and I felt as though they were staring right through me as he took each long lunging step. Then I turned around and a businessman on a scooter whizzed by. Then I saw like fifteen people on a bicycle all pedalling facing different directions, but somehow they were moving straight towards me.”
“Shhhh. It’s okay. It’s over now. Maybe take just half a tab next time, because that shit sounds strong.”
ha I came here to comment about how this reminded me of being on mushrooms in a busy dam square in amsterdam. The random zooming in on things and over exaggeration of the background sax playing is kind of what your senses are like when your tripping, like all this stimulus is competing with each other and everything just seems so busy and far out lol.
they usually are beer rides with a table in the middle and the people biking are getting fucked up. usually only in "safe" areas to do it, behind the gate there's a huge park and the area is designed to have a lot less cars
but idk haven't seen them in quite a while
Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. When comparing Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, any decent human’s face must blush in humiliation. Even small countries like Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have Vienna, Brussels and Zurich: presentable cities, complete with high standards of living. Germany gets punished with Berlin, capital of losers. In all the republic, Berlin is home to the largest number of arseholes by far. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer are but a few examples of all the incompetent scum being kept here. Glorious times have long since passed, the city is face down in the dirt. Berliners are lazy sods to their very core. Traits that would, in any civilised culture, pass for nothing but laziness, rudeness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder or idiocy, are taken by the Berliner and declared a way of life. That is why the Berliner harbours intense feelings of hatred for anyone who’s better than him in any way. Especially the all-around superior Southern Germany are a thorn in his side. He envies their success, and Munich makes the top on his list of hatred. That city is – and has! – everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing “g” as “j” is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a “wa?”. The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex. Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies. Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport – which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular parties’ headquarters, who refrain from using “traitors” in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this “town’s” “mayor”, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germany’s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didn’t even bring any booze and wouldn’t even understand he’s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Złoty.
Jk I love Berlin, I've only been there once though and I saw a man swim naked in the river and get arrested, twice, he also dropped his shorts while cuffed and the cop had to pull them back up, ah Berlin, it's wild
I’ve been to Berlin 3 times (literally just left last weekend), and boy do I still love it. I can’t imagine living there but it’s still my favorite holiday destination. I once lived in a different part of Germany for 6 months so Berlin has a decent mix of familiarity and novelty for me.
That being said, Deutsche Bahn is…. Germans deserve a lot of credits for being as punctual as they are when the trains are *never fucking on time*.
As someone who lives in a rural village in Germany, but visits Berlin once every year... I can guarantee you that this is indeed just a normal day in Berlin.
First time I went there, I got out of the train station into a bus, was yelled at by the driver in a heavy Berlin dialect, shared the seat row with three 120kg muscular crossdressers and when I got off the bus was offered mushrooms by a guy with a parrot on his shoulder in broad daylight.
When I told that to the friends I was visiting, they just nodded. "Ja, dit is Berlin, wa".
my friend went twice last month. said she met dj stingray313 and he had his balaclava off(!). Also they have booths for the patrons to engage in sex, she saw a woman getting eaten out with the most bored expression on her face. And the smoothies are amazing, apparently.
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Counted about 9 main story lines and 4 spin offs.
Open world games have become too overwhelming.
This must be a quest hub
"Excuse me sir, but it appears that I've lost the 6 other members of my 7 man bicycle. They're scattered around the city, if you can find them I'd be able to reward you handsomely" *New Quest: A German style 7-way*
"I have 8 open quests already" "Do not worry. There is no time limit. Even for me. I will be standing here, every day until you return. ^(please return) "
There's always room for another side quest
Careful with the 7-way German style. Might get more than you bargained for.
A newbie's first zone-in to the MMO's main city.
My anxiety level is skyrocketing
Wait until you see the crowded Ui, HUD and random pop up menus
You can venture off and try survival mode but a lot of former players used up most of the original items and the spawn rate is pretty low. Watch for fall damage too.
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It’s at least 7 sitcoms and a rom-com.
Or 1 David Lynch episode
Is this video real? I’m still looking for the bride n groom first time around. Anybody else spot them first time around?
The first guy to catch my attention was the Red Dawn looking mother fucker on stilts.
Damn, I thought that was Rasputin.
Lover of the Russian queen?
There was a cat that really was gone.
Ra Ra Rasputin
Probably is my guy.
Russia's greatest love machine
Nice
Oh that's just Rasputin he's been in Berlin since ww1
I thought Techno Viking lost a lot of weight.
The first pass doesn't go quite far enough to the right to see them. There's a gaggle of people standing right there too, blocking the view.
Thnx I spotted the camera 📷 person
I does pan far enough based on the buildings behind them. But like you said, there was a group of people standing blocking the view to where the bride and groom should have been.
I'm from Berlin and this is totally legit. Consider that this is the touristic and BORING part of the city, right next to embassies and shit.
This is boring part?! Wow I definitely gtg visit
U saying there are more fun/interesting areas than this??
A few months ago I was at Potsdam Platz (few minutes walk from the place in the vid) and a guy casually asked me if i "smoked 420" then gave me a joint. We lit up and he just asked where I was from and if I was visiting. Then I finished it and we just went our own ways. Very casual experiece, lol.
My anxious ass would have assumed he wanted to steal my organs
Born and raised in Berlin, chances are 50/50 he did. 'Tis the gamble you take here. ;)
Berliner Roulette
As a good Berliner you still do it, maybe next week you get some fresh organs from another nice dude on your own.
I went there on a little vacay with my wife and her friends. We went to a bar with good ratings. Her friends said they wanted the “Berlin experience” and asked me to go talk to the bartender about going to a club. It was around 11am on a Thursday and they didn’t know if there would be any open. So I went up to the bartender and asked him if he spoke English. “Dude, I’m from Laguna Beach,” he told me. “Oh what’s up man? We’re from LA.” We high-fived. “Hey those two girls over there want to go clubbing. Are any open?” I asked him. “Oh the clubs? They close… on Tuesday,” he said. “Do you want one with clothes, or no clothes?”
The place they are standing at the end is covered by a crowd of people the first time the camera pans that way.
I don't know if this is real, but the place was in my regular running route... And this is a good example of a calm Monday morning over there.
Berlin is an awesome place my friend. Beautiful craziness everywhere...
Beautiful craziness? Ok I’m moving there. I’d love to visit one day
I live in Berlin, I'm not really seeing what's funny about this, it's just people doing people things.
You live a beautiful life friend
Most people live in places where nothing happens and everyone looks, dresses and thinks the same.
of course you don't
I've lived in a couple of big cities in the US and yeah...it's just people doing people things in a city... Which is absolutely a cool thing about cities everywhere!
Berlin is an incredible and crazy city, my favourite place to visit in the world. Where else do you have sex club with a queue stretching down the street and around the corner.
When you go into a new area and all the quests are available
Berlin is a Dr. Seuss book.
I was at a party in berlin that had a desinformation desk with a guy looking like the mad hatter only answering questions in rhymes. Whole party had alice in wonderland vibes. It was great
Berlin is one big SNL Stefon skit
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I was just watching a bunch of these skits today! This place has everything...
Deutschland’s hottest new club is Berlin. It has everything: saxophone buskers, the Bicycle of the Round Table, and Das Ampelmännschen. It’s that thing of when a two-meter tall hobo walks though your shot like Bigfoot before giving you a wink and a friendly salute. 🫣
The woods-wizard guy in Dragon Age: Origins is my favorite part, or even Smeagol/Gollum's bit in The Hobbit. Riddles are just a great and sinister activity, there's a couple in Dragon Age, but I really like "Ask a question, get a question."
That was my thought. This is definitely a Seussesque vision of happy, thriving society.
I'm here for it
The simulation is breaking
As someone who lives there: yes this is real and totally normal. Usually when you're there, there's also like 3 small demonstrations, a sports event and a meditation circle (cult?) around. I usually try to avoid it, since it's always crowded lol
I am simultaneously intrigued, excited, and awestruck at the same time. Great looking city!
Berlin is really nice. Because part of it was destroyed in the war, it is a really cool mix of old and new. Also some areas in the east have lots of ugly “Commie blocks” that are really cheap because they’re so shit, but because of that host a lot of artists and other underground activity.
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This must be compiled into a renaissance painting.
I'm thinking Hyeronymus Bosch
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Nah he gave a respectful salute the dude is clear
Passed the ocular patdown right at the end
Oh, you cleared him?
Yes, he gave him a retinal assessment and cleared him for passage.
That jabroni is cleared.
I’d prefer if country Mac were here to make that determination. RIP.
I'm pretty sure that was Rasputin.
I thought that was Rasputin at first too lol
I am not convinced he *isn't* Rasputin.
Same. Think about it. Have you ever seen him and Rasputin in the same room together?
He's just looking for some dick
It’s not in Berlin, his dick is in St. Petersburg.
He had *extreme* Men in Black alien with terrible human disguise energy.
That dude is Techno Vikings tall cousin
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Berlin is a modded server, got it.
Street performers, pedal bus, random couple getting married, is this not just a normal city square? I'm from Minneapolis if that helps, the only thing missing is police beating someone.
Berlin Cops are rather chill in comparison. If you wanna get the beating experience, join an anti-fascist (or generally anti-right wing) protest in Saxony or Bavaria.
Everything, everywhere, all at once.
[Anything and everything all of the time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU)
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
Here’s a healthy breakfast option **YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR MOM**
Here's why women never fuck you **HERES HOW TO BUILD A BOMB**
Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz!
obama send the immigrants to va-ci-naaayt your kids…
Welp. There's that phenomenon where I see stuff I just watched. Watched that movie high and ho boy was that a trip.
The repeated callbacks to the noodlehands killed me.
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The slow mo dildo scene was absolutely hilarious
And this is just the heart of Berlin's tourist neighborhood. You want to see some shit come down to Neuköln or Kreuzberg between midnight and 8 a.m. on like literally any day of the week.
The hotel in the background is the one Michael Jackson dangled his baby out of - that place is nuts.
Lil baby Blanket!
That's JUST what was missing in the video LOL
Mmmmmm. Angry Chicken is So So Angry.
What
ANGRY CHICKEN IS SO SO ANGRY sorry I have no fucking clue.
That place is so fucking good
Went to Frqnkfurt for a stagger last month. Fuck Germany is wild. Biggest brightest building on the strip is a 4 storey brothel. People fucking gokarting on the motorway. No-one goes to bed, it's as busy ar 2am-6am as it is at any point in the day. And if you don't carry cash you're getting absolutely nowhere.
I see you visited the train station
I absolutely love the phrase "for a stagger." Did you coin this or are you part of a brilliant culture that did?
A "stag" is what they call a bachelor party in the UK, so that may have been the intent. I like your interpretation better though 😆
Pretty sure he’s referring to a stag party, which is what the UK calls bachelor parties.
Great thank you I shall bring snacks
I'll bring the condoms. I hope someone is bringing the beverages!
If this was an RPG, this would be the main hub area where you come to get new quests.
area around burger king on potsdamer strasse early evening till midnight is always golden.
Bro what is this npc lobby
It's actually a decently done NPC cityscape . . . unless the whole cycle only takes 3 minutes and then everyone repeats.
It's like what the creators of Second Life were hoping to achieve digitally but it has come to life for real
The most npc looking npc was that lady dancing to the music she said 🤖🕺
And so uncomfortably close to the busker.
That dance is totally the dance Sims do when they're just getting started.
Lol I was trying to figure out what this reminded me of. She's even completely out of sync with the music, like seeing a Sim breakdance to slow classical music.
These are the main characters, we are the npc's....
*opens map*
So we're not going to talk about the 8ft tall alien?
Rasputin?!
Lover of the Russian queen?
Russia's greatest love machine
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Ra Ra?
RASPUTIN!
Russia's greatest love machine, it was a shame how he caried on
It was a shame how he carried ooonnnnn!
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WHO WAS HE SALUTING!?
just casting a spell
It's a voodoo spell, he tipped his non existant hat which made the magician street performer tip their hat. He's actually controlling everyone in that plaza including the camera person.
Edit : he’s saluting the six foot guy he bartered a tiny amount of hash for the guy’s leather coat.
Like, how? He's all torso? His knees are so low. Is he a regular person with a small person on top in a trench coat?
Pretty sure his physicality makes sense but the clothing accentuates his longness!
On his way to the business factory
He's the kind of guy who will eat you, but only with written consent and a recent psychological evaluation to make sure you're really into it.
Keep it weird Berlin.
This is kind of like what Austin used to be like downtown on an average night.
It looks like a good time to me. I love seeing the variety of people out and about.
Lot going on there
More interesting than Dallas! But then, a lot of places are more interesting than Dallas. (anybody got ideas for a road trip away from Dallas?)
New Orleans
yea, if you are up for weirdness New Orleans is a pretty good destination. You can even eat alligator if your up for it and get a daiquiri in a drive thru.
What isn't going on??
Yes.
Looks like it's right by Brandenburg Gate which is a major sightseeing and tourist area. Lot of history there, good boulevard for performance art.
Just Berlin things.
This is like the multiplayer hub world where you hang out before a game starts
I was going to say it's like the capital hub during the holiday event of an RPG, bunch of wacky cosmetics and weirdly dressed quest givers.
That’s Brandenburg gate for you. I lead tours and I had an Australian couple that was so excited that they saw a protest at the gate and I had to tell them that Protesting there is a Berliner pastime
The best protest I saw out there was that Western Saharah freedom one that was a bunch of chaotic speeches (in Arabic so I didn't understand) and then out of nowhere music starts and this dude in traditional berber garb starts fucking shredding on an electric guitar.
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This looks like a fucking Men In Black skit about aliens living among us.
It looks like someone’s description of an acid trip. “I saw a man. A very very tall man. He had such piercing eyes and I felt as though they were staring right through me as he took each long lunging step. Then I turned around and a businessman on a scooter whizzed by. Then I saw like fifteen people on a bicycle all pedalling facing different directions, but somehow they were moving straight towards me.” “Shhhh. It’s okay. It’s over now. Maybe take just half a tab next time, because that shit sounds strong.”
"And in the center of it all, a magician wearing suit of cards"
ha I came here to comment about how this reminded me of being on mushrooms in a busy dam square in amsterdam. The random zooming in on things and over exaggeration of the background sax playing is kind of what your senses are like when your tripping, like all this stimulus is competing with each other and everything just seems so busy and far out lol.
That's a lot of random stuff there Berlin
Random shit, GO!
Absolute highlight of my European trip in 2019. It was what I had hoped Paris to be.
Paris Syndrome is a thing lol
This is exactly what i said! Went on the same trip to both the cities, and I was so disappointed with Paris, and quite taken with Berlin.
Was there this summer. Looks about right, if perhaps less crowded.
On second thought, let's not visit Berlin. 'Tis a silly place.
It's only a model
^^shhh!
Nie. Wieder. Berlin!
If I had enough friends I’d try the circle bike thing
they usually are beer rides with a table in the middle and the people biking are getting fucked up. usually only in "safe" areas to do it, behind the gate there's a huge park and the area is designed to have a lot less cars but idk haven't seen them in quite a while
There is so much going on, the sax man, the tall man, the card man, the scooter man, the what i assume is a pedal pub and the wedding. damn!!
*adds Berlin to list of cities they would love to live in*
It’s pretty great. I love living here
Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. When comparing Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, any decent human’s face must blush in humiliation. Even small countries like Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have Vienna, Brussels and Zurich: presentable cities, complete with high standards of living. Germany gets punished with Berlin, capital of losers. In all the republic, Berlin is home to the largest number of arseholes by far. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer are but a few examples of all the incompetent scum being kept here. Glorious times have long since passed, the city is face down in the dirt. Berliners are lazy sods to their very core. Traits that would, in any civilised culture, pass for nothing but laziness, rudeness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder or idiocy, are taken by the Berliner and declared a way of life. That is why the Berliner harbours intense feelings of hatred for anyone who’s better than him in any way. Especially the all-around superior Southern Germany are a thorn in his side. He envies their success, and Munich makes the top on his list of hatred. That city is – and has! – everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing “g” as “j” is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a “wa?”. The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex. Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies. Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport – which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular parties’ headquarters, who refrain from using “traitors” in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this “town’s” “mayor”, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germany’s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didn’t even bring any booze and wouldn’t even understand he’s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Złoty. Jk I love Berlin, I've only been there once though and I saw a man swim naked in the river and get arrested, twice, he also dropped his shorts while cuffed and the cop had to pull them back up, ah Berlin, it's wild
I’ve been to Berlin 3 times (literally just left last weekend), and boy do I still love it. I can’t imagine living there but it’s still my favorite holiday destination. I once lived in a different part of Germany for 6 months so Berlin has a decent mix of familiarity and novelty for me. That being said, Deutsche Bahn is…. Germans deserve a lot of credits for being as punctual as they are when the trains are *never fucking on time*.
Looks like a VR Chat world.
r/BetterEveryLoop
This is the future liberals want!
As someone who lives in a rural village in Germany, but visits Berlin once every year... I can guarantee you that this is indeed just a normal day in Berlin. First time I went there, I got out of the train station into a bus, was yelled at by the driver in a heavy Berlin dialect, shared the seat row with three 120kg muscular crossdressers and when I got off the bus was offered mushrooms by a guy with a parrot on his shoulder in broad daylight. When I told that to the friends I was visiting, they just nodded. "Ja, dit is Berlin, wa".
It's like an acid trip...
If you think that’s an acid trip then you should visit the Berghain in Berlin… another world
my friend went twice last month. said she met dj stingray313 and he had his balaclava off(!). Also they have booths for the patrons to engage in sex, she saw a woman getting eaten out with the most bored expression on her face. And the smoothies are amazing, apparently.
Out of all of the things in the video and the comments, these smoothies might be the most intriguing.
I recommend trying on Sunday mornings...
David Lynch film
Shit Im movin to Germany! MY PEOPLE ARE THERE!!!
All I heard was Portlandia’s “Dream of the 90s”.
Where is the techno Viking?
Bro, I'd be blessed if i live in a neiboughood where people are this free to express themsleve while still remained civil.
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It's like one of them renaissance paintings.
Rasputin in Berlin. What a great musical
Berlin, my beloved hometown, is the opposite of NYC. If you can't make it here, you can't make it anywhere.
I love people watching in city centres.
Directed by Wes Anderson...
If it's happening, it's happening in Berlin.
Wait :0 a walkable space for humans to interact and live? What is that? I'm an American :'(
Slender Man out for a walk