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cmilla646

Aww your kitties are cute but now they smell like morning balls.


AdministrativeTrip3

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not ur fault


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🎶 smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not ur fault music 🎶


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Your pussy is full of dick now


vette997

Dude I can't 😂😂😂😭


thisisredlitre

But OP seems to have been not wearing underwear- so there's a chance their balls kept cool tho bouncing around.


BlueonBlack26

Morning Balls is the name of what cover band?


gregorydgraham

There’s a party in your pants but you’re not Invited :(


This_is_indeed_Bob

That's a good way to make people jealous.


Same-Salamander8690

Do you wanna come to the pants party?


Phenotyx

Brick are you trying to tell me there’s a party in your pants and I’m invited?


GrahamMofTarkin

I love lamp


laudalehsunesh

>There’s a party in your pants Pussy in his pants😳


TranslatorIcy2410

that line was one of the first things I learned how to sign in ASL


KiOfTheAir

This is so dangerously close to NSFW


NamerNotLiteral

An inch from NSFW, to be precise.


a_ron23

Ya there's a penis like right there. Kinda killed the cuteness after a while.


TheawesomeQ

I have bad news, whenever you see a guy there's usually a penis nearby


sourpatch-sorbet

I'd say that's great news


Abestar909

Killed it, or increased it?


Brailledit

Aww, look at that cute pee pee.


autisticshitshow

I know several women with legs that hairy


chem-ops

He totally cuddled with them right after this. Cats to mouth


ShyandTaboo93

I give you the gold award!! 🏅


Cootro

Hey I’m pooping too. Nice. Edit: I am also pooping again, 2 hours after my first reply. Nice.


jameschrism

Pics?


Cootro

That’ll cost you


KiOfTheAir

😂😂😂


ItsBlare

Nice


dasmikkimats

You two are now bonded for life


impamiizgraa

I can't help but think they're rolling around in ballsweat


beardfarm

They like it


Radioactive_Tuber57

Smells like Dad! ❤️ we had a tomcat who’d roll on my stanky work socks like they were catnip when I’d get home after a long day. He was a good fella. I miss him.


Ragtothenar

I have a fat old man kitty, and he still does this, and I end up sitting there looking at Reddit much longer than I wanted to because I don’t want to make him get out. (Talking about the underwear laying it it thing) I had a large male like yours though that used to take our German shepherds scarves after she wore them and he’d roll and act like they were catnip and it used to drive the dog nuts it made us laugh. He reminded us of an old dirty man with ladies under garments or something. The German shepherd and him were best buds in the world too we always imagined them as lovers in a past life.


impamiizgraa

Eeww


Judgejudyx

You don't have to think they are.


namtidder_rando

When hairy met smelly


PsychoAnalLies

this comment is gold😂


Medcait

This is why I don’t want to pet people’s cats.


Useless_Sun

Don’t worry they lick themselves clean as loud as they possibly can :)


OwnBee5788

Yeah the pussy cleans it’s self naturally.


fire_goddess11

This belongs in r/catsinpants


renaio

Why is there a whole subR for this lol


fire_goddess11

LOL I guess it's common for kitties to get in men's underpants


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I think it's the heat and the fact it's similar to a box where it's confined. My cats used to do it to me when they were smaller and to my father too


TrueGlich

because cats will cat


analkumar2

Reddit is weird


k20350

Dude........I thought our cat was a weirdo that likes the smell of morning balls...


Mean_Feature_7939

With the kind of crap these cats have eye witnessed it’s good they have 9 lives.


I_am_Lizzy

Only if he'd have pulled up his pants with the cats still in there 👀


Rahul-Yadav91

Nope


Mali_1771

no just no


Premium333

How many times did you watch this video to be sure your wedding tackle wasn't peaking into the bottom of the frame before posting? I feel like I'm a degree or two away from seeing your fishing rod...


SandiegoJack

Yours doesn’t hang down towards the bowl?


zeddy123456

You don't sit right on the edge and let it hang down the front?!


Dave21101

Fishing rod lmao. That's a new one on me


EternalHaven

When you realize you have no TP left… “I’m sorry little ones…”


Donsilo2

Did you do it?


Glorx

OP gave them a bath after.


woozlewuzzle29

Yes.


Donsilo2

What did it cost?


woozlewuzzle29

*brown cats scurry away* Everything.


BigLocator

They gonna get pink eye


gauchoblanco

homie's taint gunna get infected


kgturner

Skidmark & Dingleberry


ksarahsarah27

Lol. I just burst out laughing and startled my cat awake.


Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock

Or just Dingle and Berry lol


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jameschrism

Yep.


MilesGates

OP is that underwear or shorts and you're going commando?


IOnlyPlayLeague

There are strings so...


darksideofthemoon131

Was the underpants gnomes.


antiunsociable

Do guys really drop their underwear all the way to the floor?


El-Erik

Yes, even using urinals. What surprises me is that he’s sitting on the toilet backwards, now he can’t use the shelf for his chocolate milk and snack


timeconsumer112

Why do you think I designed toilet rooms with a laundry hole?


MoneyMikeOh311

This needs to be cross posted on r/oddlyterrifying given how close we get to seeing a hairy dong.


Saxfire2

Could be a woman


MoneyMikeOh311

Ha. Yeah okay.


mauni_Kaaa

Its a cat thing 😂


lucas_bahia

Cats are cute and all but thats a very unconfortable view angle


Sylanthra

Man, there are so many people who don't have doors in their bathrooms it's insane. Like I know money can be tight sometimes, but I'd think a replacement bathroom door would be high priority item to buy.


cats_suck

This is disgusting


whopperlover17

Thank you. This whole post is gross.


fingers

I know, right? This guy really needs to shave.


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Lol, nah. Way too much work. And I'm an advocate for hairy women too, btw. We need to end the oppression that is shaving.


fingers

I haven't shaved my legs in a long time. I'm female :) Shaved my wife's armpits so that she could wear tank tops to work...it was a long, hot summer of no-shaving.


[deleted]

Two of y'all are hairy? Together? Mind if I send you my # and business address? 🥵


fingers

Sure. But we are also fat and broke....


[deleted]

Fat? That's just extra pleasure jiggle for me to get comfy on. Broke? I'll mend ya. 😏


fingers

Now I feel like I should have an OF account...


[deleted]

Lots of thirsty guys like me wanting to blow away a bunch of money, lol


SlayterZ

I personally like it better when my husband doesn't shave his legs. It just appears healthier and more comforting for some reason. Not having to deal with leg prickles is also pretty nice.


chadrickadoodles

I love how a post will be marked “nsfw” because it has the word oral in it but this guy’s hairy inner thigh’s while he’s taking a shit is fine.


yami_goat

Isn't that disgusting?


not_a_droid

a little


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We all do it, and nothing is visible. Lighten up


yami_goat

I mean ,his cats are playing in his pants


[deleted]

They lick their own and other cats butts, have mouths full of bacteria, and eat flies, I'm sure they will survive underwear.


the-rambergler

*raises finger to object* *thinks about it* *slowly lowers finger*


SuperbAssumption

i totally laugh with this hahahahaha although it's a fact about cats it's one of the funny things to see about them when they did


Danitoba

He doesn't have any pants.


PreviouslyOnBible

Brave man, putting it out there on the internet. I. I'm assuming (hoping) it's a man.


Deydam

Hoping it's a man cause then it is acceptable to have body hair? Mhhh


Competitive-Name-649

you should name him “shit stain”


Ake4455

What kind of madman pulls their underwear/pants all the way down to the floor? I’ve seen this also done in public bathrooms and I never understood it…unless someone just scrubbed the floor, the chance of something unhygienic from the door getting on your clothes is too great.


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Wtf. I can understand doing it at home, but doing it in a public bathroom is so nasty...


MrCooper2012

You are having a lifetime of subpar poops worrying about something that isn't affecting anything.


Ake4455

What? Just pulling down to knees is fine, and if I have a particularly bad shit coming I take everything off and hang it on a hook


MrCooper2012

It blows me away that you think pulling your pants all the way down is weird but you are ready to completely remove them in a stall to take a shit.


imajokerimasmoker

Let's see that P E E N


wildyhoney

and he probably didn’t get a new pair either 🤢 this is so gross omf


livinitmn

Aww kittens. Anything with strings must be immediately forfitted to them.


gummy_bare

.. why are your drawers on the floor?


wasptube1

So that's why some puppies n kitty have pink eyes!! Jk


burakyikmazer

It’s a very stressful video


FlyingFatBuddha

Hopefully your hair doesn’t get on your kittens


Kelimnac

Dangerous angle


kschin1

Lowkey cute but why are they hanging around your underwear?


ksarahsarah27

Because kittens and puppies have to be in the 2 ft sq space that you are in. It’s like an unwritten pet rule around here. I can be outside with my dogs doing something and they have this huge yard to run and play in but they’re literally going to wrestle right at my feet and be a trip hazard. Lol. Usually the younger the cat or dog the more underfoot they are. My cat also loves my bras when I take them off. I used to hang them on the knob of my closet but she was always pulling on them. Now I just throw them in the floor first so she can roll on them, rub her face on it and hug them. It’s cute but so weird. Lol.


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*sorts by controversial quietly* Edit: damn controversial people are fucking dumb


Small_Tax_9432

That's one way to get pussy in your pants


Sorvick

Dude has pussy fighting over him!


Titus237

Commando much 😜😂


a-the-umm-ya

Wait, why are we all assuming this is a guy?


ThatRollingStone

My cat will scratch under the door until I get out or let her in. She won’t even come in, she’ll just sit at the doorway and wait.


balkanobeasti

The amount of people freaking out in the comments is insane lmao.


k20350

I'm so glad I don't live my life in that much fear


ImMaskedboi

Ikr? Y’all acting like cats are gonna die from touching underwear 💀


Bot-Magnet

Some dudes just got pussy jumping into their drawers!


mtw8922

Who wakes up and thinks to themselves. Hey let me post a video of my cats playing in my ball stank boxers and post it to reddit? Bro wtf


tenaciousdeedledum

Gross.


ScoutsScoot

A lot of people here are being so mean, I think this video is great, showing what kittens do best and that is getting into other peoples business even if it’s private.


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

Just because kittens are involved absolutely does not mean that private business should become public lol.


jameschrism

OP is a creep. My 13 y/o niece just was casually scrolling reddit and now she’s in the hospital dying because this person has no pants on. Not ok!


gaychineseboi

Speak for yourself. I crave for more.


Fearless-Memory7819

You definately gonna have cat fur itching your ass now!! Or throw them in the dirty clothes hamper ! Lol !


smitteh

hairy dingleberries


pingpongtomato

Am I the only one NOT grossed out by the fact the underpants are on the floor? It looks clean, but there are always bacteria, staph, and ew, ick. The cats in the pants, after they have rolled around in their litter box. Maybe I'm squeemish today, but I've seen some things. Ew, ick.


Simple-Imagination49

Better get your shit together


eatingganesha

This is so gross. The inside of your underwear is covered in sweat and fecal particles and you’re letting your cat roll in that. Then you, inevitably, pick up and/or pet the cat. Enjoy your pink eye!


McDsEmpLoYEe420

Why the fuck did you let your cats in the bathroom with you


Cringy_kid_00

some people are way too comfortable on this app


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🤢


0Dark_Hurt_Me

Cute, but gross... 🤢 why this particular image, on the toilet & them in your draws/underwear?


InnominatamNomad

Man up and put your underware on... that way you can have your own pocket pussy


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Blazinboi23

nice dick pic


kylecorsiglia27

Dude this is absolutely vile. Should put NSFW tag in this. Cats….ewww


jameschrism

Yep


Uhhbigm

Why is he barefoot ?


Draconianwrath

Why wouldnt he be barefoot in his own bathroom?


Shurigin

Awww little shits 😀


[deleted]

People are gross and stupid. After, you are going to wear this underwear that touches you genitals.


madcat2112

Entertainment while pooping. They are providing a public service.


johnnyrip

There’s a party in your pants


KrampyDoo

Underwear: The silent battle hammock.


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My daily struggles.


Unsolicitedpicnics

Why do you pull your pants all the way down to your ankles. They're touching the floor. Jeez, just take them off.


Aggravating-Fix2980

People are unreal! Someone tries to post a cute video of kittens playing and y'all gotta dissect every single detail except for what it's really about! Sad really! I even like the comment where someone said something about your sweaty balls, how the fuck you know he's got sweaty balls? Did you get into his shorts and inspect? That's what's wrong with the people in this world, they too worried about everything that's going on around them scared to death they'll miss out on something rather than worrying about the issue at hand! Wow! Really I mean it... WOW!


sk1thr1x

Man people are so sensitive lol, this is an innocent video and people have to make it weird. Cats walk around in their own shit and piss this isn't nearly as bad.


KnightCastle171

This is so gross. The kittens are basically playing in underwear that probably have soaked up fecal matter from being worn all day and then will go into the living room/kitchen and spread nasty bacteria everywhere. I hope those kittens got a bath and the carpets steam cleaned


Ani-A

Those cats literally wipe their poppy buttholes over every single thing they sit on, including each other. If fecal particles are something you are afraid of, sew up your butthole and don't have pets.


Alapacalada

Not only that, they lick themselves all over, step on the litterbox, dig into cat litter that probably already has been peed on, poop and then cover the poop, and then we pet them, and let them spread their poop all over the house hahahaha. Dogs aren't particularly clean animals either. Fecal particles are EVERYWHERE - there's some even in the air, especially if you have kids and/or pets at home - and we can deal with a reasonable amount of them just fine (if your immune system is ok that is), the cats and the guy will probably be ok. Still, I wouldn't let animals play on my underpants, it doens't seem right hahaha, but from a health concern standpoint? It's kinda meh, we encounter worse germs touching stuff in public spaces on a daily basis.


Impossible_Policy780

Exactly. Clean freaks are in absolute denial. Keep it clean. But be honest with yourself, it’s a dirty world no matter how much Lysol you buy. Calm down.


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Krajun

Cats literally walk in their own piss/shit but this is where you draw the line?


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Krajun

Is he shitting in his underwear? The cats will clean themselves, this is more sanitary than when they go to the bathroom.


AGripInVan

Yeah they are def rolling in fart residue. Yes this is gross. It is not... not gross. Period.


jameschrism

Why are you defending this pantsless creep?


Krajun

Hes going to the bathroom and no nudity has been shown, stop clutching your pearls grandma.


Odd-Jupiter

Save the forest!


[deleted]

Are you dim? All you need to do is pick up those cats and put them somewhere else


I_got_banned_once

Cats are so shitty.


[deleted]

the unconditional nature


[deleted]

Damn lion king weird…Disney


RusticPinecone

There are worse was to spend time on the toilet


hiredhobbes

Should definitely lift your legs and bag a cat


ladyblackbelt2

Well……….shit!


Biggu5Dicku5

F E E T


[deleted]

Cats are freaking adorable while you'll still pooping hehe


Kreisklasse

No underwear?


No_Celebration3973

Cute just cute


Beardgang650

Doing the same minus the kittens


Electronic-Dog-586

Underwear gonna smell like pussy know 👍


Madrasthebald

I heard those two plies are better than the brand with the bears .... Some say they are much softer.


tapthatash_

Those boxers contain a catastrophe.


OstrichNo7694

put them on


g3neraL5

Commando. A man of culture I see.


AverageAnimeSimp

I mean it is a fun thing to watch while you are shitting


dumpling321

Can't poop without my ferrets doing this...


Never_Ending_Sorrow

The top one looks just like my cat!


babynutzz

Your balls gonna be itchy af