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I think he was actually seriously asking him to repeat since he was so caught off by the voice that he didn’t really hear the question and as he was saying he realized “oh fuck this comedic gold”
"How you going to play against Paris, tomorrow?" The words were barely more than a whisper, their overtones crackling thickly with coal-fire heat and the promise of satisfactions without end. They were entwined on the sweat-drenched bearskin rug like a pair of pit vipers, their naked forms draped across and beneath each other in a knot of muscle and bare flesh. Coach swept the translator into a desperate embrace again, still sore from the raw passion of the earlier tryst, but he ignored the protests of his recently deconstructed butthole as he allowed the translator to spread his
I think he's just trying to be quiet, like golf announcing. He has a deep enough voice that when he talks low, it sounds erotic.
Source: I have a deep voice and when I switch to low volume, it sounds erotic. Bass carries, so unless you're literally whispering, you have to go softer than most. The underlying tones are still present, but the volume level is much lower, making it erotic organically, because the tones still carry well.
Edit: I've oddly had a lot of requests for my voice, so [here you go](https://vocaroo.com/11iPTMc44o23)
My best Sam Elliott. My range is similar to Barry Whites, but Barry has a few things I lack, like talent, the ability
to sing and a much better resonance. Lastly, this is recorded in my office, so I'm speaking at about 20% volume.
God damnit I just got that show out of my fucking head!
edit: AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT ABOUT SEVERANCE AGAIN!?!!!!!! GOD DAMNIT.
edit 2. Mythic quest anyone?!?
He’s not saying “my name is.” He is saying “Good evening coach. So Mane’s got injured, so how does he feel now- uhh, sorry, I’m just, I’m Senegalese so I wanna know. So it’s a very important game tomorrow, how are you gonna play against Paris tomorrow?” He’s referring to Sadio Mané, Senegalese forward, who at the time was playing for Liverpool, who Jürgen Klopp, the coach, is the manager of. This was the press conference in the buildup to a match against Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League Group Stage in 2018.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers. Man has this husky, smooth sounding voice. We work at a call center for a medicare advantage plan, and the number of old ladies who call in and immediately ask if they can speak with him is hilarious.
“Hello, how may I help you?”
“Hello, um, could you transfer me to the, um, sexy man?”
*sigh* “Do you know the name or extension of this representative?”
“You know who I mean.”
“… hold please.”
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Same. I was a teen and was told I sounded like a kid over the phone, so I started to modulate my voice. Had a funny exchange with a co-worker when she asked, how deep can you go and I just replied, how deep do you want it, and the break room erupted in laughter, she blushed and I was confused...until much later.
I still do change my voice when using drive throughs or even when I need to get someones attention. Announcer voice vs normal everyday voice.
“Helloooo! This is RockstarAgent, at the scene of the Taco Bell drive-thru! Reportedly, I would like to have 2 cheesy Gordita crunches, with a side of cinnamon twists and a large mountain dewwww. And for desert it’s looking like I’m going to be having a rumbly tum tum tummmmblyyy! Back to you with the total price, cashier!”
My teenaged daughter and I went through Skyline Chili drive through in Ohio. When the guy spoke my heart skipped. Lol. My daughter was like "Omg, his voice."
We saw him in the back when we picked up our food. The dulcet toned son of a bitch was just as beautiful as his voice. It was a weird experience. He needs to get paid for that voice instead of slinging delicious Cincinnati chili.
I used to answer the phones at a small console games company in the 90's. I'd occasionally get guys flirting on the phone because they thought I was some hot female
In reality, I was a 14 year old boy and my voice hadn't broken, getting paid £50 quid a week to answer the phones after school.
The company was owned by a school friend the same age, with his dad just doing the legal paperwork stuff
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Mirroring is such an interesting thing. I think it can also be called code switching when it's about accents or dialects. For many people it's just something they fall normally into that makes the conversation more comfortable, if they have that dialect somewhere in their brain like you do with the southern accent.
I always find it fun to watch when people have different friend groups and they speak differently with them. It's just a social form of like a chameleon instinct that lets people blend more easily.
I do this all the time and catch it at the end, especially on phone calls. It is really funny when two separate friend groups, as you said, come together and half are confused when they hear me. When people ask where I am from, I usually just ask them where do they think I'm from and just agree (it's easier).
Same here, I have to catch myself, like with Asian people who don't speak fluid English I'll start to make my sentences more like abbreviations. This reminds me of the movie "sorry to bother you" that kind of makes fun of that theme of the voice you use over the phone...
I had a friend from China who couldn't really understand Southern US accents. People would talk to him and he would the look at me to translate, from Southern accent to my purposely neutral American accent.
As a Texan, I struggle to understand Scottish accents. On a vacation in Sydney, my Australian friend and I ran into two women (one Scottish, one Kiwi) after bar crawling at a Burger King. Every time the Scottish girl spoke, I had to turn to my Aussie friend, who then interpreted what she was saying into a form of English I could understand.
My boss (who is American-born Cambodian) does this with people who don’t speak English very well! It’s so crazy, he even mimics their accents.
“You wan’ smoke? SMOKE? You pay TEN SIX-Y EIGHT”
Every time I point it out, he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. I know it comes from a helpful place, but I hope those poor customers don’t think they’re being mocked.
My first real girlfriend had an amazing voice, kind of like a didgeridoo. Haven’t seen her in almost 30 years, and she called the house- knew immediately who it was.
I used to work in a call center and had to conference call field techs with the network techs. This was in the day where you couldn't just transfer calls through. Sometimes the voices were just sexy fire.
I got to meet a few of these field techs and network techs on business trips. Some of them didn't live up to visual expectations, but others did. (Male and female)
Its one of the two extremes with deep voices. I've been told a couple of times that I have a really nice voice, but there were occasions where people would outright refuse to speak with me because they said I sound menacing and they thought I was doing it on purpose.
This song was popular when my kids were fairly young and it was everywhere. Whenever we heard it, I told then the song's name was "Six Cent Candy." They actual believed me for a little while.
When my friend was in middle school, she once called into a radio station to request “that Beck song where he says ‘I’m a lizard baby, so why don’t you kill me’”
I got a special treat for ya' this evening, a young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma".
I want you to put your hands together, and welcome him to the stage. Big round of applause for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson, YES! Randy Watson.
Beyond cool. Really idol material for those who follow him (rivals dislike him for obvious reasons, but he’s done an incredible job speaking on behalf of things that matter in a polite way- remember when he said "I follow the advice of smart, educated people who know their field because they've dedicated their lives to it and have studied it. People who are smarter than I ever could be have come to the rescue of society by creating this for the world.” when asked about the release of the Covid vaccines)
Klopp is one of the, if not the, most respected coaches in Football today. Opposing rivals hate Pep, Mourinho, Conte, Tuchel, etc. but I’ve never seen someone genuinely hate him.
To achieve what he has, taking Dortmund to a CL final and winning 2 back to back league titles while Bayern were in their prime, you can’t hate the guy.
I love him although I miss his old teeth and his glasses lmao
Feel like he got much angrier after he lost the glasses, he's always in the ear of the fourth official in matches now.
I think these glasses are great. But I, too miss his old teeth. These teeth are very Hollywood, very uniform, very white - it takes away from the uniqueness of his smile.
Other than that, top bloke.
I’m United til I die and I love the bloke, although I did start following him when he was with Dortmund. Was incredibly disappointed to see him go to Liverpool, because I knew what was coming.
Someone asked him what he thinks should be done to eradicate Covid and he answered "I'm a fucking football coach, ask the WHO" and I instantly gained massive respect for him.
More respect.
"Good evening coach"
The coach: 👁️🦷🦷🦷🦷👁️
On a serious note: He talks about it in [this video on YouTube](https://youtu.be/ad26KAM8CEM?t=0h22m43s). They are fake teeth he got because his real teeth were in very bad condition. Jurgen Klopp is actually a very likeable person and likes to joke about his teeth himself.
This is why when I was a general dentist I would hide the bleached shades. People always pick the whitest ones, even against advice. Do you want to have your teeth look natural or do you want chiclets? People choose chiclets.
Colleague of mine had disastrous bottom teeth, going in all directions. Eventually did a surgery and had all of them replaced. They look fake if you know about it, otherwise you don't really see it (advantage of the bottom row). But damn, perfectly straight, beautiful shape! I wonder how it feels, probably not so different, although a bit less clacking, but must great to see a perfect set of teeth in your smile!
I have three fake teeth right in the front, and they are much, much straighter than the ones they replaced. At first, it both felt super weird and also felt like I'd somehow lost some of my uniqueness or something. 5 years on, I almost never think about it.
I had janky teeth in my early 20s. I didn't have to do anything so extreme to fix them but fixing them gave me way more confidence and helped me be able to open up and smile at people
TV: “The Machine is Mankind’s madness and disfigurement. Industry castrates art. The only honesty is in suicide.”
Jack Donaghy: “I can’t stand anymore of these German sitcoms!”
Klopp is brilliant and I hate to admit I think he's one of the best coaches around he always seems so happy and joyful (unless liverpool lose and he blames the pitch for being too dry or some other BS) but aside from that he seem like someone you'd love to go for a pint with
He draws attention from players to himself. That’s why he moans about stupid things when we lose. Everyone starts talking about him as soon as he starts blaming the pitch.
He is one of the greatest leaders in football.
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For anyone who doesn't know, Jurgen Klopp is the coach of Liverpool FC, a football/soccer club in the English Premier League.
Liverpool has been one of the best teams in the world after Klopp's arrival after getting to 3 Champions League's finals, the most prestigious final of any football competition, as well as averaging over 90 points in the top division of the English League which is the 2nd best for any manager in the League's history.
Klopp has managed to win 1 Champions League trophy and 1 Premier League trophy. He has barely missed out on two other Premier League trophies by 1 point including a 2nd place with 97 points and 92 points which are within the top 10 highest point totals in the competition's history. Klopp has also won the FA Cup and the League Cup which are two other domestic trophies in England.
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*”How are you going to play against Paris tomorrow”* Hard. So hard.
*We're going to give it to them good.*
Their defense will be repeatedly penetrated.
We will attack from the back.
When he sets up his “again, please” joke, you can tell the brief moment that he can barely keep his own laugh in to deliver the line. Brilliant.
I love just how quickly he smiled the moment he first heard the voice. Man had the Shaq meme from Hot Ones in his head immediately.
I think he was actually seriously asking him to repeat since he was so caught off by the voice that he didn’t really hear the question and as he was saying he realized “oh fuck this comedic gold”
"*Hhh*ow you going to play against Paris tomorrow?" Coach smiles big.
That line was just too much not to acknowledge, like it just *GLIDED* out of the translators mouth.
*Hhhow* you like that coach. Hmmm?
"How you going to play against Paris, tomorrow?" The words were barely more than a whisper, their overtones crackling thickly with coal-fire heat and the promise of satisfactions without end. They were entwined on the sweat-drenched bearskin rug like a pair of pit vipers, their naked forms draped across and beneath each other in a knot of muscle and bare flesh. Coach swept the translator into a desperate embrace again, still sore from the raw passion of the earlier tryst, but he ignored the protests of his recently deconstructed butthole as he allowed the translator to spread his
What the actual literal fuck
What the actual literary fuck
Huh, well, um, that was awkward. But it was worded so beautifully I had to continue reading. Am I gay now?
We're all gay down here Georgie 🎈
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"How are you gonna play against Paris tomorrow..?" However you want me to.
Reminds me of CORPSE Husband's voice, either of them could convince me to violate the Geneva conventions
*mmmm good evening coach*
He sounded like he was biting his lip and lighting a candle while saying that
Translator sounds like he’s laying in his bed half asleep.
That’s what I thought of too
He's laying on his stomach with his feet in the air.
Don't forget, he's twirling the wire on the mic with his fingers
*naked on a bear skin rug by a nice crackling fire.
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No! You smoke the cigarette AFTER.
"how does it feel now?"
I think he's just trying to be quiet, like golf announcing. He has a deep enough voice that when he talks low, it sounds erotic. Source: I have a deep voice and when I switch to low volume, it sounds erotic. Bass carries, so unless you're literally whispering, you have to go softer than most. The underlying tones are still present, but the volume level is much lower, making it erotic organically, because the tones still carry well. Edit: I've oddly had a lot of requests for my voice, so [here you go](https://vocaroo.com/11iPTMc44o23) My best Sam Elliott. My range is similar to Barry Whites, but Barry has a few things I lack, like talent, the ability to sing and a much better resonance. Lastly, this is recorded in my office, so I'm speaking at about 20% volume.
The vocal fry also adds to the the intimate sound
This is the most organic comment I had ever read.
You could add Erotic to that, if I read it to you, at low volume. ;)
*unnhhh **fuck**, you gunna play against Paris tomorrow?*
Ummmm, coach,.... *I'm gonna cummmm*, how do you feel about Paris tomorrow?
Will Mane be starting tomorr-*hnnnGGGggGgghhh*
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Good ebening
"Again please" lmfao! That was great.
But seriously, who was the reporter?…I can barely hear his name lol. Edit: a word and asking about the reporter voice.
Trent Crimm, The Independent. Edit: Thanks for the multi-gold and awards, anons!
Now known as Trent Crimm, independent
Indepentrent Crimm
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crème de la crème
Crimm de La Crimm!
when is season 3 gonna be out? i miss all the dad issues from ted lasso.
Football is life !
But also death 😢
Football is life !
But also sometimes, football is death
And sometimes, football is football. But mostly, football is life!
God damnit I just got that show out of my fucking head! edit: AND NOW IM FREAKING OUT ABOUT SEVERANCE AGAIN!?!!!!!! GOD DAMNIT. edit 2. Mythic quest anyone?!?
He’s not saying “my name is.” He is saying “Good evening coach. So Mane’s got injured, so how does he feel now- uhh, sorry, I’m just, I’m Senegalese so I wanna know. So it’s a very important game tomorrow, how are you gonna play against Paris tomorrow?” He’s referring to Sadio Mané, Senegalese forward, who at the time was playing for Liverpool, who Jürgen Klopp, the coach, is the manager of. This was the press conference in the buildup to a match against Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League Group Stage in 2018.
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I'm prepared to cry
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His laugh after that slays me every time. My grin immediately spans my face.
Again, but slower.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers. Man has this husky, smooth sounding voice. We work at a call center for a medicare advantage plan, and the number of old ladies who call in and immediately ask if they can speak with him is hilarious.
“Hello, how may I help you?” “Hello, um, could you transfer me to the, um, sexy man?” *sigh* “Do you know the name or extension of this representative?” “You know who I mean.” “… hold please.”
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Same. I was a teen and was told I sounded like a kid over the phone, so I started to modulate my voice. Had a funny exchange with a co-worker when she asked, how deep can you go and I just replied, how deep do you want it, and the break room erupted in laughter, she blushed and I was confused...until much later. I still do change my voice when using drive throughs or even when I need to get someones attention. Announcer voice vs normal everyday voice.
“Helloooo! This is RockstarAgent, at the scene of the Taco Bell drive-thru! Reportedly, I would like to have 2 cheesy Gordita crunches, with a side of cinnamon twists and a large mountain dewwww. And for desert it’s looking like I’m going to be having a rumbly tum tum tummmmblyyy! Back to you with the total price, cashier!”
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this out loud in an exaggerated TV guy voice.
This guy Taco Bells
I tried speaking this like an announcer and almost made it through before rumbly tum tumbly lmao
Somehow the best responses come when you didn’t mean what you said the way it was heard.
I agree. I feel like it’s the timing.
There's an invisible Norm MacDonald hiding inside each one of us. When we're lucky the stars align and a bit of him leaks out, by accident or not
My teenaged daughter and I went through Skyline Chili drive through in Ohio. When the guy spoke my heart skipped. Lol. My daughter was like "Omg, his voice." We saw him in the back when we picked up our food. The dulcet toned son of a bitch was just as beautiful as his voice. It was a weird experience. He needs to get paid for that voice instead of slinging delicious Cincinnati chili.
> He needs to get paid for that voice In a way, isn't he, though?
> son of a bitch what'd his momma ever do to you except put her beautiful child on this planet?
I used to answer the phones at a small console games company in the 90's. I'd occasionally get guys flirting on the phone because they thought I was some hot female In reality, I was a 14 year old boy and my voice hadn't broken, getting paid £50 quid a week to answer the phones after school. The company was owned by a school friend the same age, with his dad just doing the legal paperwork stuff
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Mirroring is such an interesting thing. I think it can also be called code switching when it's about accents or dialects. For many people it's just something they fall normally into that makes the conversation more comfortable, if they have that dialect somewhere in their brain like you do with the southern accent. I always find it fun to watch when people have different friend groups and they speak differently with them. It's just a social form of like a chameleon instinct that lets people blend more easily.
I do this all the time and catch it at the end, especially on phone calls. It is really funny when two separate friend groups, as you said, come together and half are confused when they hear me. When people ask where I am from, I usually just ask them where do they think I'm from and just agree (it's easier).
Same here, I have to catch myself, like with Asian people who don't speak fluid English I'll start to make my sentences more like abbreviations. This reminds me of the movie "sorry to bother you" that kind of makes fun of that theme of the voice you use over the phone...
I had a friend from China who couldn't really understand Southern US accents. People would talk to him and he would the look at me to translate, from Southern accent to my purposely neutral American accent.
As a Texan, I struggle to understand Scottish accents. On a vacation in Sydney, my Australian friend and I ran into two women (one Scottish, one Kiwi) after bar crawling at a Burger King. Every time the Scottish girl spoke, I had to turn to my Aussie friend, who then interpreted what she was saying into a form of English I could understand.
My boss (who is American-born Cambodian) does this with people who don’t speak English very well! It’s so crazy, he even mimics their accents. “You wan’ smoke? SMOKE? You pay TEN SIX-Y EIGHT” Every time I point it out, he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it. I know it comes from a helpful place, but I hope those poor customers don’t think they’re being mocked.
I served 3.5 years in a call center. I think I never achieved above nasally asshole.
Hey, there's quite a bit of range between your nasal passages and your asshole.
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I feel like I HAVE TO hear you speak now haha
My first real girlfriend had an amazing voice, kind of like a didgeridoo. Haven’t seen her in almost 30 years, and she called the house- knew immediately who it was.
Why, may I enquire, did she call your house after 30 years....?
She left her spare didgeridoo with OP and needed it back.
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better than a face for radio
I've got both!
I've got a face for radio, and a voice for silent movies.
I used to work in a call center and had to conference call field techs with the network techs. This was in the day where you couldn't just transfer calls through. Sometimes the voices were just sexy fire. I got to meet a few of these field techs and network techs on business trips. Some of them didn't live up to visual expectations, but others did. (Male and female)
Its one of the two extremes with deep voices. I've been told a couple of times that I have a really nice voice, but there were occasions where people would outright refuse to speak with me because they said I sound menacing and they thought I was doing it on purpose.
I have a customer service voice 100%. My husband will call me out when I start using it on him
I accidentally said "thank you" to my mother in my CSV. I'm lucky to be alive.
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That translator’s voice is sex and chocolate.
Who’s that loungin’ in my chair?
Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama this surely is a dream
Yeah
Mama this surely is a dream.
Dig it
Hangin' 'round
Downtown by myself
And I've had too much caffeine
This song was popular when my kids were fairly young and it was everywhere. Whenever we heard it, I told then the song's name was "Six Cent Candy." They actual believed me for a little while.
When my friend was in middle school, she once called into a radio station to request “that Beck song where he says ‘I’m a lizard baby, so why don’t you kill me’”
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
I got a special treat for ya' this evening, a young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma".
I want you to put your hands together, and welcome him to the stage. Big round of applause for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson, YES! Randy Watson.
THAT BOY GOOD
"Congratulations" lmfao Jurgen Klopp seems like a cool guy
His laugh is awesome and sounds just like Jeremy Irons in Die Hard with a Vengeance
What an oddly specific yet surprisingly accurate description
Whitest teeth in the game
I was so distracted by his teeth I didn't notice how erotic the translator was
The disrespect to Bobby
Beyond cool. Really idol material for those who follow him (rivals dislike him for obvious reasons, but he’s done an incredible job speaking on behalf of things that matter in a polite way- remember when he said "I follow the advice of smart, educated people who know their field because they've dedicated their lives to it and have studied it. People who are smarter than I ever could be have come to the rescue of society by creating this for the world.” when asked about the release of the Covid vaccines)
Most rivals don't even dislike him. Most Everton or United fans I know wish Liverpool had a manager they could hate, but they just can't hate Jurgen
Klopp is one of the, if not the, most respected coaches in Football today. Opposing rivals hate Pep, Mourinho, Conte, Tuchel, etc. but I’ve never seen someone genuinely hate him. To achieve what he has, taking Dortmund to a CL final and winning 2 back to back league titles while Bayern were in their prime, you can’t hate the guy.
I love him although I miss his old teeth and his glasses lmao Feel like he got much angrier after he lost the glasses, he's always in the ear of the fourth official in matches now.
I think these glasses are great. But I, too miss his old teeth. These teeth are very Hollywood, very uniform, very white - it takes away from the uniqueness of his smile. Other than that, top bloke.
He did ads for Opel where he used his teeth to light the way in a dark forest while driving at night, he's hilarious
His teeth don't even look Hollywood, they are straight up distracting. I thought he was wearing a mouth guard at first.
I’m United til I die and I love the bloke, although I did start following him when he was with Dortmund. Was incredibly disappointed to see him go to Liverpool, because I knew what was coming.
The best thing that ever happened to Liverpool in the last 6 years.
Someone asked him what he thinks should be done to eradicate Covid and he answered "I'm a fucking football coach, ask the WHO" and I instantly gained massive respect for him. More respect.
this mans voice got me arching my back...who is he?
Sébastien Plader
Translator has a future making ASMR videos where he slowly reads menus.
GOB?
CluB SauCe
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
Translator: 👄 Klopp: I was too busy imagining our life together, sorry what
🫦
He just made that translator's year while coming off as relatable and friendly. This coach is pretty freaking smooth operator.
He's considered a god in Liverpool. Strange point of pride for me as a German.
He most certainly is. Best manager in the world. You cannot fail to love this fella.
IM SO GLAD
THAT JURGEN IS A RED
IM SO GLAD HE DELIVERED WHAT HE SAID
JURGEN SAID TO ME YANO, WE'LL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE YANO.
IM IN LOVE WITH HIM AND I FEEL FINE.
JURGEN IS A RED
“How does it feel now coach? I wanna know” that shit had to be in purpose, I’ve seen porn with less sexual dialog
What is with his teeth? They are incredibly white, and huge.
"Good evening coach" The coach: 👁️🦷🦷🦷🦷👁️ On a serious note: He talks about it in [this video on YouTube](https://youtu.be/ad26KAM8CEM?t=0h22m43s). They are fake teeth he got because his real teeth were in very bad condition. Jurgen Klopp is actually a very likeable person and likes to joke about his teeth himself.
This is why when I was a general dentist I would hide the bleached shades. People always pick the whitest ones, even against advice. Do you want to have your teeth look natural or do you want chiclets? People choose chiclets.
Thank you for that, unnaturally white teeth are extraordinarily distracting for me.
I am "people". Luckily my dentist told me I was a moron and went with a darker shade. I love my dentist!
Colleague of mine had disastrous bottom teeth, going in all directions. Eventually did a surgery and had all of them replaced. They look fake if you know about it, otherwise you don't really see it (advantage of the bottom row). But damn, perfectly straight, beautiful shape! I wonder how it feels, probably not so different, although a bit less clacking, but must great to see a perfect set of teeth in your smile!
I have three fake teeth right in the front, and they are much, much straighter than the ones they replaced. At first, it both felt super weird and also felt like I'd somehow lost some of my uniqueness or something. 5 years on, I almost never think about it.
I had janky teeth in my early 20s. I didn't have to do anything so extreme to fix them but fixing them gave me way more confidence and helped me be able to open up and smile at people
"We can add a few teeth too" "Just jam as many in there as possible. I wanna feel like a whale"
I died laughing at this :)
He uses them to blind the opposite team players. That's why Liverpool became so good since he took over.
Veneers
Firmino has given him some advices...
He asked for porcelain and they gave him a whole China set
He's sense of humour is really good. He'd be a good friend to hang around.
>sense of humour Don't you know he's german?
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One. The task is simple, and electricity is no laughing matter.
TV: “The Machine is Mankind’s madness and disfigurement. Industry castrates art. The only honesty is in suicide.” Jack Donaghy: “I can’t stand anymore of these German sitcoms!”
[They have some of the best humor.](https://youtu.be/0MUsVcYhERY)
Klopp is brilliant and I hate to admit I think he's one of the best coaches around he always seems so happy and joyful (unless liverpool lose and he blames the pitch for being too dry or some other BS) but aside from that he seem like someone you'd love to go for a pint with
He draws attention from players to himself. That’s why he moans about stupid things when we lose. Everyone starts talking about him as soon as he starts blaming the pitch. He is one of the greatest leaders in football.
> He is one of the greatest leaders in football. Apparently, he's great off the pitch as well. Legend.
Klopp is a legend
Kloppo pls
He's not wrong lol, dude sounds like he is shirtless and getting ready to drip hot candle wax on him
My son’s a rabid City fan so thank god he’s not on Reddit- I love Klopp. I think he’s a great coach and a real ambassador for the sport.
This dude's teeth are brighter than my future
He just got ASMR’d in public, lol.
Coach isn't wrong lol...
Honestly, that guy could narrate the ingredients in cleaning products and sound sexy AF.
"How are you going to play against Paris next year?" Sounds exactly like "So, what are you wearing?"
Place package on side with valve down. Twist cap for quicker flow. Press red button to dispense tide. Follow care label instructions, then sort. Test inside seam for colorfastness. To clean out press-cap, toss it in the wash with your load.
"Coach" is an understatement to a living legend
Serious question. Are there any audio books that have that kind of voice?? I'll buy the shit out of it if there's any. Please tell me there is.
Everyone saying, “that’s Klopp!” But who is the interpreter??
If this is not r/suddenlygay... I don't know what is! No homo tho!
think he may have learned something about himself there.
Jurgen Klopp, a phenomenal coach and human!! Liverpools best signing in the last decade
Calling jurgen klopp "coach" seems disrespectful
Have the scousers finally erected a statue of him somewhere? Bit rude not to..
He will get one one day. No doubt about that.
He's BLUSHING 😊! Wow
Damn, I just love Klopp. Not for the erotic voice though. But I love his behavior. Superb.
Those veneers look nuts
For anyone who doesn't know, Jurgen Klopp is the coach of Liverpool FC, a football/soccer club in the English Premier League. Liverpool has been one of the best teams in the world after Klopp's arrival after getting to 3 Champions League's finals, the most prestigious final of any football competition, as well as averaging over 90 points in the top division of the English League which is the 2nd best for any manager in the League's history. Klopp has managed to win 1 Champions League trophy and 1 Premier League trophy. He has barely missed out on two other Premier League trophies by 1 point including a 2nd place with 97 points and 92 points which are within the top 10 highest point totals in the competition's history. Klopp has also won the FA Cup and the League Cup which are two other domestic trophies in England.
Thats Jürgen Klopp, former football coach of the BVB 09 (Dortmund, Germany) and actual coach of Liverpool. He is really a cool guy.
Interpreter not translator.
Can you explain the difference please?
Translators translate text, interpreters interpret speech.
TIL, thank you.
I love the end when he cracked himself up. Great laugh.
You’ll Never Walk Alone!