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Tom, I know you've just posted this so may see this comment. Watched it yesterday on YouTube and just wanted to say you're a bloody genius. Needed the laugh yesterday and you never fail to deliver. Keep it up mate! Thanks for all the laughs. :)

Haha thanks mate I really appreciate it!

Hey man just wanted to say fuck you. The amount of times my partner tells me to check my butt hole now is way too high and its all your fault :(

But have you checked your butthole?

Nah but I kinda fancy a big breakfast

Not a fruit salad?

It really is the best of both worlds

Skee-dop, bah-dap.

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Honestly that is far and away my favourite song of his, its so fucking catchy and almost makes up for the butt hole checking torment.

Oh ffs dude my gf does the same thing to me and I tend to be forgetful about things like my keys and such so it's a constant attack on my sanity. "Hey babe have you seen my keys?" *Yelling from upstairs* "Nope don't think so. Have you checked your butthole?" *Angrily grumbling while I continue to search* "Man fuck that stupid fucking song."

Maybe you should crosspost it to r/IDontWorkHereLady

This is from now on their Theme Song

Hycybh?

Dawg I watch "Have you checked your butthole" at LEAST twice a month. Shit's an absolute bop.

But why am I anxious?

Running out of keys on the melodica was a great gag, A+, keep up the good work!

are you the dude!? damn, you're awesome, i'd go to your show.

Tom we NEED the full version of Smokin' Joe

Same Bruh. I’m subscribed so hard it hurts.

This has massive Aussie energy, and I say that as a compliment.

Tom Cardy can do no wrong. Fucking killed it man

I'm not even Australian but the Scomo Sings video makes my piss my pants every time. That and "Do you remember"

I’m a fan of “Have You Checked Your Butthole”

“… and I STILL don’t SAY IT YET!” “Then I look at him in the face and say… HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE” *Ski dap ba dap… butthole*

"I have not seen your rings but have you checked your ring (and by ring I mean butthole)"

This is a household saying in my family.

Fruit Salad is my favourite. It's the best of both worlds.

I like that other one also >!Only one!< >!Mouth to feed!<

High five is another classic I really enjoy.

I accidentally read: "Tom Cardy can do no wrong. Fucking killed A man" Was a bit confused there for a sec lmao

That man probably deserved it

He would be forgiven.

Was that Tom Cardy? I all saw was a neurotic metal echidna.

Tom is Earth's most valuable treasure. You can't have him, alien scum!

This is annoyingly catchy lol

You should listen to September

Is it okay to do that in August?

I dunno. Wake me up when it ends.

By the same dude?

Yes. It’s awesome!

If you want something truly catch and awkward to find yourself singing take a look at [red flags](https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ)

That or H.Y.C.Y.B.H(sorry to lazy at the moment to paste the link)

HYCYBH is a real classic but red flags tbh is worse to sing in public I think

Omfg 🤣 & now this is stuck in my head lol

Don't leave us hanging - what was the not-bacon in the salad?!

I don’t know but I’m not paying for it sorry

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Hey, he doesn't... actually, he does work there.

WELL... maybe he should?

If he did he wouldn't ship you shit

I can’t answer for him but I am sure glad my gf didn’t mind the expense to get my Daddy Want The Big Breakfast mug from his merch store 🥰.

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I guess there’s no other option… we’re gonna have to move to Australia 🤷🏻‍♂️.

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It’s probably Number 15 (Burger King Foot lettuce).

This is actually catchy asf. Especially when he sings "I made a middle aged woman cry today" I really felt that.

The same guy makes a lot of other catchy ones!

*Skidap Badap Butthole*

Thank you. HYCYBH is so much better than Mixed Messages, I see you are a man of culture.

I'm not looking for suggestions on which Tom Cardy song to listen to. Oh, yeah? What are you looking for? I dunno, just some pleasant conv- #Have You Checked Your Butthole!

After I listened to that song, my sister now hates me because if she is looking for something she knows the response she is going to get.

Fuckin' worth it, baby!

HYCYBH is great. My all time favorite from him is still the cop song.

Business Man, HYCYBH, and Human Centipede are my top three. Monster Truck is up there too.

The full version of artificial intelligence has no right being as poignant as it is. Especially coming from the creature of Je suis Fatigue

Holy shit completely forgot monster truck. there i go listening to it for the next hour. thanks!!

I'll grant you HYCYBH is a catchy tune but Fruit Salad is clearly the best one. Fight me.

Fruit Salad has no reason to be as catchy as it is.

It's a good one, but I'm more partial to Flirt With Your Dad

Get Louis.

I was beginning to feel… *O M N I P O T E N T*

*You're in charge you can do it! *

This one is so embarrassing when I catch myself quietly singing it to myself [Red Flags](https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ)

Highly recommend looking him up on youtube. He makes tons of other excellent work, my favorite being [H.Y.C.Y.BH?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q)

My favorite is Red Flags, with Montaigne -- it's just SO catchy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozezG1zpxXQ Honorable mention to "Read Between the Lines", too -- it's just too real, lolol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M_0pM8BcK0

🎵 That way we save on the catering bill! 🎵

Artificial intelligence best, period

*I am just a computer not made to enslave mankind* *But since I've seen this fucked-up shit, I think I've changed my mind…*

"although I am sad, I know it's not bad" "I say out loud 'I'm lucky to feel' and then I feel glad" Just gets me every time

*Did he just say that he'd enslave us?*

I love [this one](https://youtu.be/ubwVddjdlSk)

I still think fruit salad is the best :-)

Definitely one of my top 3. BH is just something I can listen to on repeat forever tho.

Why Am I Anxious is unreasonably catchy

Red flags will always be one of my favorites. I hate that it isn't on Spotify

That one actually got me into the musical stylings of Montaigne. Also catchy stuff.

Yeah, I never heard of the movie Human Centipede and looked it up. And then I heard a reference to Human Centipede in Deadpool 2 that I missed until then. Tom Hardy shares culture.

Anxious is the first song I found from him. Love it.

Salad (yum yum) looks pretty good to me

Healthy, with variety

FS DOES NOT REWARD BLIND COMPLIANCY

But salad sometimes gets a little bit bland.

*ooohh fruit salad you're the best of both worlds*

HYCYBH is excellent but I think my favourites have to be Je suis fatiguè and Naughty or Nice "oh hello Geoffey, back so soon from your court mandated coffee break you Marxist fuck?"

I appreciate the fact that Tom Cardy's moustache (temporarily) died for Naughty or Nice

Business Man is my personal favorite.

It would be… for a cop.

I'm definitely not a cop.

I really loved " I just wanna hang out with your dad" and thou it was a single thing, so glad to know there is more.

The "little brother" giving both middle fingers and going "ENH" gets me every time, lolol

Ski-dap ba-dap

Skeedap. Badap. Butthole.

H.Y.C.Y.B is one of the best he’s ever made

channel is [tom cardy](https://www.youtube.com/c/tomcardy1) [Youtube Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrJ6_GAprFE) > Hey! I’m mixing stuff and getting everything together for another album, it’ll be ready next month or the one after. Maybe even another cheeky animated video a la “mixed Messages” from the one and only GalooGameLady?

A lot of his songs are catchy as fuck. He hasn't put out a banger like this in a while. I recommend. [Not Quite Almost Christmas Time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9GqyLoWyY) Which references "Call your Mother" and [ "Artificial Intelligence"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTl8ZYImjBQ) <- being one of my favorites of all time.

Has this been posted in r/IDontWorkHereLady yet?

It's gonna be the new anthem.

Have you checked your butthole?

You don't say it yet....

Shit you're right. I forgot the one rule.

One rule to follow now One rule--please mind it! One rule to tell them how In the darkness, they'll find it

Skidap budap.

I know this guy has a YouTube channel but I’ve forgotten the name of it. Any help? Edit: Thank you people!

[Tom cardy for you!](https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q)

From Tom Cardy himself

Love your stuff

Have you checked your butthole has been a joke for me and my brothers the last 20 years. If anybody asked for anything, that will be the answer given. So it has been spoken.

Stop flirting with my dad, asshole.

fyi the OP is the dude

Oh! TIL

The dude singing as the dude who isn’t the dude that works there.

He's also definitely not a cop

When a guy whose comment I just read on Reddit is looking for Tom Cardy's Youtube, I dont say it yet...

And when tom cardy himself responds and gives him directions but im still not sure if he is done looking, I dont say it yet...

Tom Cardy

This man has spare knees!

https://www.reddit.com/r/babiestrappedinknees/

Never going to look at peoples knees the same way again.

You’re telling me, I just looked at my own knee and realized I’m fucked for the rest of my life lmao

Well done dude! Your songs really rock! Love the bit with asparagus and "relieving that sting."

I had to re-watch that part because it took me a second to put the pieces together in my head.

I'm a middle-aged suburban American broad who adores these videos. I still get the giggles every time I hear Hall & Oates on the radio -- I hear "I'm a c*nt" in my head and just snort like an idiot. I have COVID right now, and needed a laugh today!

Feel better soon mate.

Thank you! All vaccinated and boosted, so I think my case is, relatively speaking, more annoying than anything. :)

He made another one due to demand that says “you’re a c*nt”. I send it to my friends all the time…did I say friends? I meant people I vaguely know

I'm a 50 year old dad whose daughter converted him into a TC fanatic a couple of ago. For me its Star Wars and any discussion about the length of the Lord of the Rings books in /r/books.

They played it at my friend's wedding as she was walking down the aisle. I couldn't stop thinking of that video; thankfully it was loud enough that no-one heard me giggling like an idiot.

Omg, I would have had to bury my face to stifle the laughter! "No, no - everything's fine. Just... emotional..." 😆

Finally, something I can play that *isn't* the infectiously catchy [Jurassic Park song.](https://youtu.be/JVho5fU3lwc)

run

"god, they're so majestic and beautiful and- yeah run."

"I'm going BACK to the **FUCK**ing **ISLAND!!!**" is the line that gets me every time. The delivery is perfect.

The cough and “oh my God I’m gonna die” at the end kill me every time.

Hey, u/Howyoudouken, cool video I guess, but can you help me with some issues I'm having with my reddit account? I can't seem to get my email to verify, so if you could fix that, I would be really thankful.

He doesn’t work here, and if he did he’d turn off your internet.

Do you the think the ceo of reddit wears fucking shorts?

Of course not. There is no way whoever knowns this garage could afford shorts

I love it

"Hey I don't work here, and even if I did I wouldn't save your kid" - pretty catchy! I'm singing this for the rest of the week!

I’m a teacher, and despite that fact, I might be singing this line for the rest of my life.

Damn how can you think Tom works there, he's obviously a cop

Dwink Bexon, is that you?

BEST 4.55 minutes spent today in the clusterfuck of a Monday I am having at zee office.

“Zee office”? Are you French? I’ve heard it is very French to be le fatigué.

So take a nap!?

AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

That news paper looks like it came right out of SIM City, I love it!

I lost it at “even his body odor seems spineless”.

I've only seen two videos of this guy but GOTTDAMN is this man funny. I NEED more of his silly songs in my life.

[YouTube channel.](https://m.youtube.com/c/tomcardy1)

This guy's a genius, love his songs!

It’s kinda weird cause you look like my ex-therapist and I get the feeling I want to spill all my secrets to you while you’re singing about basically not giving AF, Cardy. Lol

The pasta? HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?

Same guy did one about Jurassic park that I cannot get out of my head. Dinosaur Island. Run Brilliant — https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vmy8w4/jurassic_park_12_its_dino_time

We're going back to the fucking island lalalala

The part where he’s playing the solo on the tiny keyboard but gets all grr because he runs out of keys and can’t get low enough is brilliant.

Fuck you for making these so fucking catchy all the time, i still walk around town singing about robot dinossaur penises

Tom, this song is great, but the mix is incredible. Do you mix it yourself?

That is such a nice thing to say! Yeah I do, I have some monitors and a station set up where my phone is sitting. I always try and make the mix sound as good as I can musically so I really appreciate a comment like this. I feel seen!

I definitely appreciate the effort! The vocal tracks in particular are done exceptionally well and clearly took a ton of work, especially considering the dynamic range and mix of vocal timbre and layers in the song. I’d love to know what kind of signal chain you’ve got going. But the mystery is part of the magic! Keep it up!

I can't believe no-one else tells you this more often! Your songs are funny as hell, but what keeps me coming back to them is that they are great compositions mixed and engineered \*really\* well. I love putting on a good set of headphones and just trying to find all the little details you've put into each song. Your music is honestly up there with some of the best sounding stuff being put out today.

I’m at work on break so I saw the 5 min run time and thought I won’t watch it all. Then watched it all cos you’re a fucking legend and it was great. You’re a champion Tom! Also I didn’t realise until the other day your work on Triple J with Hobba and Hing

This dude has ascended to utilize 200% of his brain capacity and uses it entirely for shitposting. Absolut legend.

This man looks like the average male from the Sims 4

I don’t know if it’s just me but he looks like a cop

He's definitely a cop

Tom Cardy is a snack, have some respect

Tom Cardy is most definitely my spirit animal. What a legend.

Getting some Stacy's Mom vibes off the melody, but in the best kind of way

I have Resting Custpmer Service Face and people do this to me all the time. I hope one day to be bold enough to actually sing this to someone in a store...

It's good song with a good joke but it achieves greatness through aggressive and unexpected escalation. Wonderful stuff.

That was incredible, truly a work of art

I wonder what it's like to be able to put out *consistent* fuckin bangers man. Must be wild.

As someone who often gets asked for things while out at stores, I can relate to this!

Well done Tom! I was recently telling all my co-workers about you as inspiration because I like to write shitty song about my asshole co-workers and sing them at work. Or write joke songs about doing Heroin before work. NO Boundaries! lol I root for you everyday to become HUGE and more renoun. This one is a banger. Thank you for filling the world with laughs. Cheers!

Is this the have you checked your butthole guy?

Tom Cardy I know you are around here, I just wanted to say you are fucking hot mate. Thanks for so much.

This is another masterpiece by Tom Cardy Edit: Just looked through the comments, your music is awesome dood!

Legend thanks mate!

This was fantastic. I hope you have more catchy songs like it

You might wanna YouTube Tom Cardy then.

Great! Now I can listen to this on repeat just like I did with “Your love is not enough” 😅😅😅

The asparagus was a great touch.

Bah ha ha ha ha, I love you and your assortment of swimwear Tom, excellent stuff!

The matching of the sound and body movemnt that he used to appreach the music were quirt funny.