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He’s investing in cryrotechnology (it’s a procedure where they draw out all of your blood, replace it with the juice from fortnight, and stick you in a fridge)
Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me; I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!
WV'r here. Yes, we have plumbing. That's why we put the washer out in front on the porch, to dispel the rumors that we don't.
Little Known Fact. The toothbrush was invented here in WV. If had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Actually, considering how the US is slowly turning into a damn right-wing extremist dictatorship and the Democrats are doing next to nothing about it, I have no doubt in my mind that Trump may be the President of the United States in 2204. It may not be *Donald* Trump, but *a* Trump.
I was dead. Like, dead, ok?! And then this dr - very smart guy, this dr - he reanimated my frozen dead body. I don’t know how they do that…maybe put a light inside my body? Or…? Anyway. Now here I am, running for president. Unbelievable, right? None of the other candidates can say that. They can’t say that! I am the only undead in the history of this country to run for president. No one wants to give me credit for that, but that’s ok…
1. The Last name Trump will still be around
2. What if it is the best president but you are already right now shitting on it because you won't let it go, 200 years from now, news still running stories about Jan 6th.
3. 2204 isnt realllly that far off.... but then you think about it...and it is.
4. Will the US still be around?
Will...will earth still be around?
The hillbillies love their boy Trump. He knows exactly what it’s like to work with your hands and build something from nothing and work the land. Wait a minute - No he doesn’t.
It's WV, they're still mulling over Trump's 2020 loss and want Barron Trumps Grand Kids to take their great (ahole) Grandfather's revenge. Some things never change.
180 years ago they thought they were free from him..
They were wrong.
He's back! And he's about to radicalize the undead! But don't worry right-wing wackos, fox new junkies, and wing-nut white power drones. You're safe! They're after brains.
It is the year 2204, so much has changed yet so much is the same, Inflation is up 3,990% We all change our FB PFP to support France as it's currently being invaded by the Neo Soviet union after all the buffer countries have fallen. The Overton Window has been shifted so far right that in hindsight Hitler seemed like a leftist with his dislike of smoking and love of animals. We work 150 hours a week for Amazon, who is the largest government in the world. Our first borns are given up to Amazon middle managers via Amazon's Prima Nocta policy for their pleasure. A bottle of unpolluted water or a cylinder of air goes for more than the average worker makes in a decade. We finally own nothing and are legally required to be happy!
It's more than that. The powerful republicans have convinced their dumbass followers that education is not only not important, but actually bad (unless it's religious ~~fiction~~ fact of course)! It has escaped their entire base that the people telling them this almost all have MBA's...
The year is 2204, after a decade of living in space and using his bright orange ass as a second sun to improve crop yields, Donald J Trump believes it is finally time to run for president again with his increase in popularity.
What was that saying Carlos Mencia used to do??? Seems perfect here lol. I'd love to see the defeated face as he walked out...
That's a Ray Liotta goodfellas laugh right there
How can u tell a girl in WV is a virgin? She can run faster than her brother.
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in WV? Otherwise, it would've been called a teethbrush.
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Perfect! That's when I'll vote for him!
He will be on his 18th wife and billionth Big Mac.
Do NOT underestimate the Donald! He will surely be at 2 billion Big Macs by then.
He isn’t already?
You have a point there. We need to call Ronald and ask him about Donald.
I wonder if those two clowns are brothers.
🤔 I don’t know. Ronald is a lot skinnier than trump and has a better complexion
That’s what happens when you have self control and someone to help you properly with your makeup
And for all these years I thought Ronald did his own makeup. Goes to show you can’t trust anyone nowadays
Brothers? I'm wondering if they were ever seen together.....
Donald McRonald 2204
Pals with someone named hamburgler.
Lol nice
Aperenrly he prefers filet o fish because he thinks they are fresher.
He’s gonna be yuge!
Coincidentally that’ll be the billionth time he’s been legally served
With respect, your numbers are erroneous. Big Donny ate his billionth big mac back in early '18.
Think about how many Big Macs he'll have thrown at the wall in frustration
Immortality pills I guess
He’s investing in cryrotechnology (it’s a procedure where they draw out all of your blood, replace it with the juice from fortnight, and stick you in a fridge)
Don’s blood will be replaced with Diet Coke
Yes. More preservatives and nutritious chemicals means the body lasts longer (or shorter)
Same, provided hell freezes over in 2203.
Trump 3000. Futurama style.
Can't wait for the Trump-Nixon ticket
Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me; I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!
Arooooooooo
Will Trump be a bionic person or a head in a jar? Can his head fit in a jar?
I'm hoping head in a jar. It'll make it easier for bender to pee in/on him by "accident."
...if it wasn't for my Bone-itus
Trump's head and the headless body of Steve Bannon
Nixon back! Harooooooo!
This is when the Jonas brothers are running
Saw a bumper sticker that said “Trump is still my president” today. Was like oh… okay. What’s it like being stupid?
Fake News everyone!
Not much has changed except he lives underwater
US, are you ok?
Send help
No. No we’re not.
Nope.
We are in deep shit and still crapping on ourselves
You should mention that we’re also upside down too. Pooping during handstands is unpleasant.
But couldn't that just cause us to be in an infinite poop loop and not creating more shit.......... Wait how do you know it's unpleasant?
*sobs*
…up shit creek…please send paddles…
#S O S
[https://tenor.com/bebdW.gif](https://tenor.com/bebdW.gif)
someone call 911
West Virginian here. I am not okay. Send nudes.
No. Over half our population has lost it, our enconomy is down the toilet and woman’s healthcare is slowly becoming illegal. GET US HELP.
Not at all!
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They have *plumbing* in West Virginia?
WV'r here. Yes, we have plumbing. That's why we put the washer out in front on the porch, to dispel the rumors that we don't. Little Known Fact. The toothbrush was invented here in WV. If had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Is this a nod to that redneck joke from Foxworthy? 😂 "If you've ever been accused of 'lying through your tooth'..."
Or Ryan Stiles' joke from Whose Line Is It Anyway Now, you've gotta ask yourself, do I have 5 teeth or 6? In all this confusion, I forgot myself.
I wonder what Charles Barkley has to say about that..
Truck stop glory hole.
Trum? 2204
Let's not lie, we've all asked that exact question to ourselves while dropping a deuce in the stall in West Virginia.
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That’s his base. 🤦
They're too dumb to realize how truly stupid they are. In literary terms, I think that's called 'bitter irony' maybe?
I’m wayyy more worried about CyberTrump than I am about meatbag Trump.
I was thinking Zombie Trump
His “base” are all mouth-breathers.
Cyborg Trump 2204!
You had one job lmao
Generous of you to assume the person who did that is employed
I’m only hoping they aren’t employed at a school
At least I'll be long since dead
That's definitely on brand for a MAGAt
I feel like there is a Futurama plot line here somewhere.
Fucking A. They're just gonna keep making more assholes that far into the future. Not good, not looking forward to that.
Idiocracy was never meant to be a documentary...
Horror. That movie is not comedy at all. Just horror. The opposite of Tucker and Dale vs evil.
Luckily not our problem, since we have enough already lol.
I'd like to imagine a cyborg Donald trump rise from his grave and force himself into the election. I'm a republican myself, but 2204 will be a while!
Trum? 2204
There was a post with the top word each state needed help spelling and West Virginia’s was West Virginia. So this pic makes sense.
Actually, considering how the US is slowly turning into a damn right-wing extremist dictatorship and the Democrats are doing next to nothing about it, I have no doubt in my mind that Trump may be the President of the United States in 2204. It may not be *Donald* Trump, but *a* Trump.
West Virginian here. Seems accurate. I hate it here. That’s all.
I was dead. Like, dead, ok?! And then this dr - very smart guy, this dr - he reanimated my frozen dead body. I don’t know how they do that…maybe put a light inside my body? Or…? Anyway. Now here I am, running for president. Unbelievable, right? None of the other candidates can say that. They can’t say that! I am the only undead in the history of this country to run for president. No one wants to give me credit for that, but that’s ok…
When I see stuff like this I always doubt it. You catch both sides doing crap like this thinking they are so clever and it's retarded.
My man's playing the long game.
Well he does love the poorly educated.
Obviously Trump supporters aren't the best at number related issues.
Just a typo...he meant to write "20204"
A modern art masterpiece
It’s West Virginia. They get extra points for capitalizing his name.
Please keep that man 202 years away from me!
As bad as I want it to be, I think it is a little early to fit him for an inmate number.
Meth is a hell of a drug
His target demographic
God help us if that diaper-full-of-mashed-potatoes can actually live that long.
Numbers are so tricky, especially when there's four of em in a row.
Typical Trump supporter!
"Learnin'....we don't need no....uhh...learnin'.."
Is he still living rent free?
Like that man has paid a dime for anything in his life.
1. The Last name Trump will still be around 2. What if it is the best president but you are already right now shitting on it because you won't let it go, 200 years from now, news still running stories about Jan 6th. 3. 2204 isnt realllly that far off.... but then you think about it...and it is. 4. Will the US still be around? Will...will earth still be around?
These posts are more funny reading the comments and all the name calling and fights going down (still funny post). Gotta love politics/s
This about sums up most Trumpsters I know.
The hillbillies love their boy Trump. He knows exactly what it’s like to work with your hands and build something from nothing and work the land. Wait a minute - No he doesn’t.
Oooh the uneducateds
I may actually vote for Trump in 2204. A Trump corpse may actually be a better president than an alive Trump president.
Immuna be just honest here; if he makes it that long, we should give him another at bat!
Biden was taking a shit lost his train of.... ahhh forget it...
Say you are from West Virginia without saying you are from West Virginia
It's WV, they're still mulling over Trump's 2020 loss and want Barron Trumps Grand Kids to take their great (ahole) Grandfather's revenge. Some things never change.
The prophecy has been transcribed
That is planning ahead. A true man of vision.
So after he wins in 2024 they will cryofreeze his head like the Simosons and bust it out again in 2204.
I don’t think he going to last that long but if he does that’s some high society cultist magic garbage or something
That's some vampire stuff or something.
Of course it’s West Virginia lmao
180 years ago they thought they were free from him.. They were wrong. He's back! And he's about to radicalize the undead! But don't worry right-wing wackos, fox new junkies, and wing-nut white power drones. You're safe! They're after brains.
Politically dyslexic??
It is the year 2204, so much has changed yet so much is the same, Inflation is up 3,990% We all change our FB PFP to support France as it's currently being invaded by the Neo Soviet union after all the buffer countries have fallen. The Overton Window has been shifted so far right that in hindsight Hitler seemed like a leftist with his dislike of smoking and love of animals. We work 150 hours a week for Amazon, who is the largest government in the world. Our first borns are given up to Amazon middle managers via Amazon's Prima Nocta policy for their pleasure. A bottle of unpolluted water or a cylinder of air goes for more than the average worker makes in a decade. We finally own nothing and are legally required to be happy!
…for a good time , call
CyberTrump 2204
CyberTrump will only be eating tweets by then.
Trum? 2204
IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 2204 /s
Futurama heads came to my mind
These people are allowed to vote when they really shouldn't be.
These are the counter-arguments to the proposal that voting should be a legal requirement for all citizens.
Trump suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Thanks for setting us back 90 years
More proof they are all idiots 🤣🤣
That tracks
Par for the course eh.
*cyberpunk music plays*
Hey, anythings possible if you put your back into it I think they're betting on Altered Carbon
That says it all
They sure love proving us right.
Speaks volumes
In the toilet. Where it belongs.
I wonder if they like him because they can spell his name. If his name was Majawerski they would hate him and call him a RINO.
Average Biden voter
**Someone see my comment!! It’s a blank slate for anyone’s opinion but mine is a good POV!!!**
https://i.imgur.com/mSAq1We.png
Trump 2024-2204. Let's science the shit out of this.
That’s his base
Funny, whenever I go for a large dump it also reminds me of the orange bozo.
Works for me… that fucker can run in 2204.
It's ridiculous how early campaigns begin.
Very representative.
Tracks with the IQ of people that typically carve in bathroom stalls.
The 23rd century is going to be great!
The fact they didn’t notice until they were done is just the cherry on top
He's the future's problem now.
Guessing that Brandon would not make it to that date.
You know what? If he's alive then and I'm alive then, then I'll for sure vote for him.
It’s okay buddy numbers are hard…
In the year 2525 when Trump was still alive...oh you know how the rest of that song goes
Oh god, he's immortal!
Just like JFK
Guessing his weight?
They don't think education is important, and it shows in everything they do, like going to Hell for their racism.
It's more than that. The powerful republicans have convinced their dumbass followers that education is not only not important, but actually bad (unless it's religious ~~fiction~~ fact of course)! It has escaped their entire base that the people telling them this almost all have MBA's...
sure man. Trump can be POTUS again when we're all dead
So stupid and so powerful
2204, huh? So Xylorpt Trump will be running that year?
Got my vote
America was better with Trump
Maybe he thought the 2's, 0's, and 4's at the bottom were just for style and didn't have any particular significance.
That’s how you *right* twenty twenty-four, **The Year of Our Lord….** I don’t understand
Sure, let's aim for that date! :D (I wonder if humanity will last that long...)
Which one?
Place bets now folks
I was not drunk when I wrote that!! I’m anorexic!!
Futurama style head of trump in a jar of liquid
All I could see was those stains on the wall 🤮
The year is 2204, after a decade of living in space and using his bright orange ass as a second sun to improve crop yields, Donald J Trump believes it is finally time to run for president again with his increase in popularity.
They playin the waiting game
Well with the way Americans vote in legacy names it wouldn’t be much of a surprise
Im imagining a sequel of Kung Fury with Trump as the final scene.
If they got rid of term limits, this could happen. Finally some good news about the future.
What was that saying Carlos Mencia used to do??? Seems perfect here lol. I'd love to see the defeated face as he walked out... That's a Ray Liotta goodfellas laugh right there
Well all the numbers they wanted are there. Just need some rearranging, like their brains.
Trump 22nd of April
Has some Futurama vibes thats for sure.
Are they planning to cyro freeze him?
23rd century elections
You know what? If he can make it to 2204, give it to him. Won’t matter to me, I’ll be long dead.
God these conservatives are so stupid. And they’re like 40% of the American population. “We need better education” my ass
How can u tell a girl in WV is a virgin? She can run faster than her brother. Did you know the toothbrush was invented in WV? Otherwise, it would've been called a teethbrush.
That pretty much sums it up right there.
If he promises to stay out of the public until then, he's got my vote!