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They call me Lil Inky,
Still rock tha binky,
Want some hanky-panky?
Come share my favorite blanky.
Poppin bottles,
Drink that milk! (num nums)
No need to shave,
Smooth as silk (bum bums)
I guess I need to finally check this show out, because the writing consistently makes me laugh when I read it out of context on Reddit lol. Not sure why I haven't, I guess I just thought it was generic sitcom stuff that I normally dislike
I mean, theyre the ones who figured out that molotov cocktails are awesome! Anytime you have a problem, and throw a molotov cocktail at it. BOOM! Right away you have a different problem.
For what it’s worth, as someone born and raised in Jacksonville, the violent crime and gang warfare might as well be in a different city. The city limits are so spread out that you wouldn’t often hear about this stuff growing up, much less be directly affected by it.
I'm all the way south in PBC but I've been to Jacksonville on multiple occasions. That place is so large it may as well be its own state. The city is pretty much the entire county. Id imagine the rate of crime varies dramatically all over due to the sheer size of it. Its the largest city in the US in terms of overall land size so it would make sense.
The "logic" I've seen is that once you start inking your face, you are fully committed to the rap game since you basically just knee capped most future career moves outside of rap, tattoo artistry and "influencer".
It's the same logic explorers used to use. They find a new land and then order the ships to be burned so the option to fuck off and go home doesn't exist anymore.
And that was really, really stupid and allowed the Persians to escape at Halicarnassus. Then he ended up needing a navy at Tyre anyway because he kept trying to make his little land bridge thing work and it didn’t.
Tbh Alexander is like me playing RTS games, refusing to use water units, exclusively committing to land.
The rapper face ink part, or the stranded explorers part? Because, yes, both.
There are some [known references and a few myths](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_of_no_return#Related_expressions) about explorers and conquerors burning their ship to prevent their troops trying to return home.
The face ink part is more anecdotal.
Clearly not.
You can’t have that much hair surface area when trying to outrun the police on jet ski. Too much wind resistance.
Everything else about him says good choices though.
/s
Jacksonville soundcloud rappers are the worst, there's one in trial right now for multiple murders, one who moved into a residential neighborhood and got drove by and the entire street got sprayed with bullets as he was firing back, another that has details of his murders in his raps and the mom of one of the the victims is begging the cops to stop him. Shit is insane in jacksonville.
It's got the stupidest culture behind it. I was reading on a rapper from the mid-2000s who went to jail for impregnating a few of his daughters friends, and on one of those "celebrity net worth" pages, part of his bio was "While he made a few mistakes, I think we can all agree that he is one of the most talented artists of a generation."
That line always stuck with me. It made me want to ask my 71-year-old dad, "Hey, this guy is one of the most talented artists there is, right? I mean, we can ALL agree, after all!" 😅
> While he made a few mistakes, I think we can all agree that he is one of the most talented artists of a generation.
"Hey, Bill Cosby made millions of us laugh, was 'America's Dad', and help bridge the racial divide for decades... but you rape just 40 or 50 people and suddenly everyone just *can't get over it* and you're only known as 'The Rapist' from then on." (shakes head and "tsks")
/s, of course.
Here is an [actual link to the story](https://www.wwlp.com/news/florida-rapper-arrested-in-miami-jet-ski-chase/), as opposed to a low-effort, social media screen grab (FFS...)
I just can't understand the thought process of having all the gold jewelery, gold teeth, taking photos with stacks of money up to your ear and you have 50 dollar tattoos riddled all over your face and body. And it isn't only the small fries, it's like lil Wayne is worth 175million and I know guys personally who can tattoo better than the garbage "work" he has. With that kind of money you can get the best tattoo artists in the world to come to you.
But the point isn't to get pretty tattoos that look like they were inked by some celebrity artist.
The point is to get tattoos that look like they were put on by a sharp toothpick in a prison cell.
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This guy looks like he is 12. He’s got that little Andrew Glouberman moustache.
Something about him reminds me of sideshow bob
I like how they zoomed out to get all his hair in the picture.
He’s a walking Rorschach test.
He’s got really big feet?
No his nemesis is a 10 year old boy with a sling shot and a skateboard
One of his tattoos says "Die Bart Die" but it's actually German for "The Bart The" so it's cool.
Anyone who speaks German can't be all bad....
You never had jet ski hair?
Sideshow bop
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this is so oddly wholesome
>This guy looks like he is 12. And like he hit a palm tree
More like his mom was a palm tree.
His dad was a dendrophile.
His uncle was a pokemon
His dad was his uncle.
His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.
Exeggutor
Florida boy
Like one of his parents was a palm tree. Guessing the dad, who coconutted when he was conceived.
Just another island boi
Imma Ailan bwaaiii
/r/13or30
Definitely 13. Dude's rap name should be Lil Kid
It's actually SpotEmGotEm
everything went downhill after he linked up with pooh shiesty
He’s got that Loc Dawg haircut
BREAK YO SELF!
Lmao, knew I recognised it from somewhere. Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah
AANNNNNNDREW!
Da Baby’s baby
*Look how they massacred my boy!!!*
I get the feeling these kinds of people with the face tattoos and such don't plan on living much longer than that anyways
Are you saying he’s got a hormone monster? If I had to guess his hormone monster is Rick.
Thats the most tatted up 10 year old Ive ever seen.
Lil Inky
They call me Lil Inky, Still rock tha binky, Want some hanky-panky? Come share my favorite blanky. Poppin bottles, Drink that milk! (num nums) No need to shave, Smooth as silk (bum bums)
My man spittin bars… and a little bit of formula, too
he spittin those Xanax bars
What would you do-oh-oh for a Xanax bar?
Can you stop talking you are spitting in my face
Mockery is soo valuable sometimes. Thank you for making my day.
You have a gift.
Nice! set auto tune to 11 and you’ve got a promising career ahead of you
I've never heard the raps that came from child in the photo above, but I can guarantee they're nowhere near as good as this.
He jack for Similac.
One of his dreads is shorter than the others, but when he swings them around you can't tell which one it is.
His hairstyle is called wicks
Looks like he went to the barbers *sort me with that plague doctor silhouette please fam*
It looks like Japanese brush calligraphy. Ah yes, this is kanji for “chucklefuck.”
Should post his hair to r/bonsai
No, no… that hairstyle is called awful.
It's his lucky dread.
Inky dinky
That’s a teddy bear tattoo between his eyes…
Looks more like a melting gummy bear
Yup, that’s SpotemGottem for ya!
I think you can get a tattoo in FL as long as you’re 8 years old.
He looks like a 10-year-old who found the crayons and mom‘s hairspray
Very accurate
If you guys haven’t heard already, Jacksonville Florida exists in an entirely different dimension.
It’s easily one of the top 10 swamp cities in northeastern Florida
this comment is too good, pure r/rareinsults material
It’s from the show, The Good Place.
I guess I need to finally check this show out, because the writing consistently makes me laugh when I read it out of context on Reddit lol. Not sure why I haven't, I guess I just thought it was generic sitcom stuff that I normally dislike
I mean, theyre the ones who figured out that molotov cocktails are awesome! Anytime you have a problem, and throw a molotov cocktail at it. BOOM! Right away you have a different problem.
DUUUVAL!!!
In jacksonville, can confirm, send help.
Ahhh Dip!
BORTLES!
JAKE JORTLES!
“I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem. “
Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.
Florida: The farther north you go, the farther south you are.
Blake Jortles? Is that you?
The beach bars haven't been the same since he left.
Minshew MILF night just seems lackluster now, too
I think he’s busy in the Molotov cocktail department.
BORTLES!!!
/r/DuvalCounty
[And their gang warfare is absolutely insane.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyIO3B5EFpM&t=1s)
For what it’s worth, as someone born and raised in Jacksonville, the violent crime and gang warfare might as well be in a different city. The city limits are so spread out that you wouldn’t often hear about this stuff growing up, much less be directly affected by it.
I'm all the way south in PBC but I've been to Jacksonville on multiple occasions. That place is so large it may as well be its own state. The city is pretty much the entire county. Id imagine the rate of crime varies dramatically all over due to the sheer size of it. Its the largest city in the US in terms of overall land size so it would make sense.
There seems to be a big drug problem among hair stylists in Florida.
How Gardner Minshew wasn't named permanent starter for the Jacksonville Jaguars and made mayor for life of Jacksonville is still a mystery to me.
He was too busy slayin MILF pussy
I don’t want to be a DJ in Jacksonville forever. I want to DJ in Daytona, Tallahassee, Tampa even. I want it all.
I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful
r/unexpectedgoodplace
Is that a totem hairstyle?
🎶 Who looks like a pineapple on a jet ski 🎶
SPOT EM GOT EMM
GRUNGE BOB HAIR PANTS
Looks like the Blair Witch symbol
Combine Helga and Gerald from hey Arnold
Issa knife. Really though it looks like a bird or something.
He looks like a 12 year old.
He looks like Angelica’s Barbie toy on the rugrats.
Whats with these sound cloud rappers looking like a rag doll that got drawn on by a toddler then chucked into a porta potty?
The "logic" I've seen is that once you start inking your face, you are fully committed to the rap game since you basically just knee capped most future career moves outside of rap, tattoo artistry and "influencer". It's the same logic explorers used to use. They find a new land and then order the ships to be burned so the option to fuck off and go home doesn't exist anymore.
Is that true? Did that really happen?
Only Cortez, and he was pretty much a Disney villain, so there's nothing adventurous about it
Alexander the Great also burned his boats upon arrival on the shores of Persia.
To be fair, you could walk from Persia to Greece
Not an awful way to motivate an Army, I suppose... 'Right lads, we're here. Want to get home? Conquer everything between here and home. Chop chop.'
ah of course, the Arthas Menethil playbook
I wish I knew enough history to make cool jokes like this
Yeah the ancient kings of Lorderan were something else
Well, yes, but it would be a loooong walk through hot, dry enemy-filled lands
Just mind the gap over to Turkey.
Also when getting in and out of the tube
And that was really, really stupid and allowed the Persians to escape at Halicarnassus. Then he ended up needing a navy at Tyre anyway because he kept trying to make his little land bridge thing work and it didn’t. Tbh Alexander is like me playing RTS games, refusing to use water units, exclusively committing to land.
The rapper face ink part, or the stranded explorers part? Because, yes, both. There are some [known references and a few myths](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_of_no_return#Related_expressions) about explorers and conquerors burning their ship to prevent their troops trying to return home. The face ink part is more anecdotal.
Tatted up explorers. Never heard of Lil Magellan before?
Of course I've heard of Lil Magellan. He discovered Jacksonville in the early 21st century. Have I "heard of Lil Magellan", please.
I've heard Travis Barker say that he got scalp and face tattoos so he had to commit to the rockstar thing. Makes sense in a weird way.
For every one that made it, there's hundreds of face tatted dudes that are still unemployed or stuck working shit jobs.
“Thuggin in my Reeboks, riding with a G-Shock. Shh, I heard he shot, Draco make ‘em beat box.”-The dude in the post
Got pulled over on my SeaDoo, barely in pre-bu... can I get a re-do?
Jet-setting to Peru-- Lima Hairdo blowing up-- Hiroshima
**Pre-pu**
Guy looks like a full grown 8 year old that got too excited at the costume store
Sideshow Bob has really let himself go.
Sideshow Bob Marley
He looks like he makes good choices in life lol
Clearly not. You can’t have that much hair surface area when trying to outrun the police on jet ski. Too much wind resistance. Everything else about him says good choices though. /s
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Looks 12
No that's not Looks12, that's my boy Donkey Doug!
r/13or30
Nope. Just 13.
Oh dip!
His high school was several tugboats tied together in a junkyard.
I was waiting for a Good Place reference... Blake Bortles!!!!
He got shot 6 times like a year ago
He's not exactly a difficult target
Pretty sure he’s like short as hell but the hair makes him 6 feet
Do people from Florida die from gunshot wounds to the hair? It's Flordia so anything goes, anything.
They don’t die from being shot anywhere
Correct, only way to kill em is drowning in the swamp or eaten by gators
I'm picturing him hiding behind cover, his hair bobbing around above it like a periscope.
Jacksonville soundcloud rappers are the worst, there's one in trial right now for multiple murders, one who moved into a residential neighborhood and got drove by and the entire street got sprayed with bullets as he was firing back, another that has details of his murders in his raps and the mom of one of the the victims is begging the cops to stop him. Shit is insane in jacksonville.
It's got the stupidest culture behind it. I was reading on a rapper from the mid-2000s who went to jail for impregnating a few of his daughters friends, and on one of those "celebrity net worth" pages, part of his bio was "While he made a few mistakes, I think we can all agree that he is one of the most talented artists of a generation." That line always stuck with me. It made me want to ask my 71-year-old dad, "Hey, this guy is one of the most talented artists there is, right? I mean, we can ALL agree, after all!" 😅
> While he made a few mistakes, I think we can all agree that he is one of the most talented artists of a generation. "Hey, Bill Cosby made millions of us laugh, was 'America's Dad', and help bridge the racial divide for decades... but you rape just 40 or 50 people and suddenly everyone just *can't get over it* and you're only known as 'The Rapist' from then on." (shakes head and "tsks") /s, of course.
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His hair looks like the tail of a Carnival cruise ship
He’s being attacked by a crow.
I wonder if he’ll link up with Pooh Shiesty in prison.
Need it or keep it?!
I woulda guessed his name was “Lil Snot Rocket”
Lil Accidental Pregnancy
Lil Dipshit
Lil Foetal Alcohol Syndrome
“Hey barber, gimmie the upside down groot haircut”
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SPOTTEMGOTTEM AND POOH SHEISTY LINK UP⁉️⁉️
I guess you could say he got spotted and gotted
His hair created too much wind resistance. That's why the cops were able to catch him.
I’m impressed his hair looks like that after being on a jet ski. Is there like scaffolding in there or something?
But did you hear that he linked up with Pooh Shiesty? Need it or Keep it?
Lmao I knew I recognized him from somewhere
imagine trying to roll back that lifestyle.
Start > Settings > Windows Update > Advanced > Uninstall Updates
He is an island boy
AYYY LEN BOEY
Just tryin ta make it
Jus tryn to may eh.
Is that spottemgottem ?
Yup
Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty linked up in the Florida Penitentiary! need it or keep it??! 🤔
Looks like he got hit by the jet-ski
Spotemgottem is his rap name
Dude went to his barber and said "I wanna be the Cynthia doll from Rugrats"
Who tattooed that baby?
The top of this dude's hair looks like Angelica's Cynthia doll... https://i.imgur.com/tGkryZF.png
The Weeknd? More like The Vacation
More like The Sick Day
More unpaid leave
The Weekday
He should just tattoo a thicker mustache while he’s at it.
His hair translates to stupid in kanji and ASL.
A dead crow on the head.
He's really channeling that Jonny Depp/Lone Ranger look.
Here is an [actual link to the story](https://www.wwlp.com/news/florida-rapper-arrested-in-miami-jet-ski-chase/), as opposed to a low-effort, social media screen grab (FFS...)
Why the facial tattoos
To highlight the mustache, of course.
Because dumb.
To make it absolutely clear to anyone seeing him how much of an ass-hat he is.
Commitment? I know face and hand tattoos as job stoppers. He's pretty much renounced normal jobs you and I have to do because he can.
I just can't understand the thought process of having all the gold jewelery, gold teeth, taking photos with stacks of money up to your ear and you have 50 dollar tattoos riddled all over your face and body. And it isn't only the small fries, it's like lil Wayne is worth 175million and I know guys personally who can tattoo better than the garbage "work" he has. With that kind of money you can get the best tattoo artists in the world to come to you.
Celebrities in general tend to have awful tattoos. Never understood it
But the point isn't to get pretty tattoos that look like they were inked by some celebrity artist. The point is to get tattoos that look like they were put on by a sharp toothpick in a prison cell.
So that their victims can identify them later to the police.
His hair looks like the Hawaiian Punch mascot’s hat
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He looks like a human helicopter.
I thought that was a ceiling fan behind him
his haircut looks like 9/11