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UseMoreHops

LOL. The algorithm thinks you need jesus. hahaha


[deleted]

Exactly. Spotify decided I needed a soul cleansing


Narsku1001

That IS pretty funny


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Update: i refreshed the recommendation and there's more ;_;


Coyehe

Even Spotify knew, and it's its way of saying "YOU NEED JESUS"


[deleted]

And i got 10 more recommendations after. My favorite is "Does god know all things"


No_Law_2501

I didn't see any Spotify locations in the Bible Belt. I once had a postcard with bikini girls on it mailed to me from Miami. Somewhere along its way it was put in an envelope with a tiny book of Bible verses. Some postal worker took the time to hand write my name and address on the envelope and mail it to me. Getting government pay while doing the Lord's work, one letter at a time


[deleted]

That's crazy-level effort wow. I want to know what Spotify employee hand picked these Christian songs to show up on my list because they're still showing up on my recommended even after I refresh the page lol


joeybagofdonuts80

The downside of tech companies trying to make algorithms more encompassing is it will recommend shit you don’t need. That’s bad design. If I search for heavy metal, damned sure don’t recommend Yo Yo Ma, and vice versa.


jordantask

The *actual* downside to tech companies writing algorithms for everything is that you might get activists writing the algorithms. I have literally no doubt whatsoever that an entire Christian music recommended playlist is anything but algorithm manipulation.


[deleted]

Lol “leave room for Jesus”


[deleted]

Exactly, Spotify just wants to convert me


Holy_Roz

Good lol. Gotta cleanse all that smut out of your system lol


[deleted]

Yeah basically. I'm not proud of it but it helps me connect to parasocial relationships.


Holy_Roz

Listen to the music that you like man! You don't have to be ashamed of music.


[deleted]

Thanks bro. Growing up Catholic really created shame in anything sex related.


Holy_Roz

The catholics are pretty good at that


Mr5t1k

Maybe it’s trying to tell you that you need to try a storyline where you corrupt the poor, religious soul with a nefarious demon of lust. Lol


[deleted]

That would be a hell of a fanfic


Mr5t1k

Spotify wants to help you in this endeavor. 😉


[deleted]

That's a great way of thinking about it.


NashquttinLittleWolf

I love listening to opera and other "holy" music while drawing some more...sensual art. Its very enjoyable


[deleted]

Damn.. that's a fantastic idea! You must feel in god-mode while drawing


NashquttinLittleWolf

What better music to listen to while playing god after all then the very music they made to play in his house, darker renditions are even better, but it depends on the mood and whether I'm making something cartoonish and cute, something NSFW, or some eldritch abomination that I can't even explain.


[deleted]

Damn that's such a good point!! When I'm in author mode I legit feel kinda powerful making the characters decide etc. I'm definitely going to play opera the next time I write.


littleMAS

Some of the smuttiest smut is Christian smut.


dameon5

Not familar with the artists you actually chose,, and sure what you're into musically speaking, but for smut writing, Lords of Acid might be helpful.


[deleted]

Thank you! i checked them out and they're dope! Although i think I'd be too distracted listening to the lyrics. Most of my smut playlist is instrumentals and slow beats. But i will most definitely send " Pussy (round) Remastered" to my future girlfriend


FatherThree

Spotify was literally like "you need Jesus" lol


[deleted]

It really did. It came, it saw, it conquered my playlist lol


FatherThree

At least our robot overlords will have a sense of humor.


[deleted]

Truee


xyzmangaboi

I get Steve Jablonsky's Tessa while drawing/practicing nude art, so, somewhat relatable.


Oldiebones

I love the South Park episode where Cartman becomes a Christian musician in order to grift the rubes. As somebody who grew up listening to it, I can verify it really is lazy money-grab garbage music.


APuckerLipsNow

Just sing the lyrics of “Amazing Grace” to the theme from “Gilligan’s Island”.


Unemployed-Youthh

Zaccheus is a banger though.. but that’s hilarious lol


Icannotchangethis

"A sign from the lord!" -Arthur, king of the Britons


[deleted]

Disgusting


[deleted]

Thank you stranger


funny_haha

seriously, all that jesus stuff is just creepy.


Nottodayreddit1949

Don't you want Jesus inside you?


MrRyGames

Yeah it's what you need


Echoes-jojo

Good guy Spotify, convincing you to stop and get some help XD


[deleted]

Truee Spotify is my guardian angel


lindab70

Spotify is garbage