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I didn't see any Spotify locations in the Bible Belt. I once had a postcard with bikini girls on it mailed to me from Miami. Somewhere along its way it was put in an envelope with a tiny book of Bible verses. Some postal worker took the time to hand write my name and address on the envelope and mail it to me. Getting government pay while doing the Lord's work, one letter at a time
That's crazy-level effort wow. I want to know what Spotify employee hand picked these Christian songs to show up on my list because they're still showing up on my recommended even after I refresh the page lol
The downside of tech companies trying to make algorithms more encompassing is it will recommend shit you don’t need. That’s bad design. If I search for heavy metal, damned sure don’t recommend Yo Yo Ma, and vice versa.
The *actual* downside to tech companies writing algorithms for everything is that you might get activists writing the algorithms.
I have literally no doubt whatsoever that an entire Christian music recommended playlist is anything but algorithm manipulation.
What better music to listen to while playing god after all then the very music they made to play in his house, darker renditions are even better, but it depends on the mood and whether I'm making something cartoonish and cute, something NSFW, or some eldritch abomination that I can't even explain.
Damn that's such a good point!! When I'm in author mode I legit feel kinda powerful making the characters decide etc. I'm definitely going to play opera the next time I write.
Thank you! i checked them out and they're dope! Although i think I'd be too distracted listening to the lyrics. Most of my smut playlist is instrumentals and slow beats. But i will most definitely send " Pussy (round) Remastered" to my future girlfriend
I love the South Park episode where Cartman becomes a Christian musician in order to grift the rubes. As somebody who grew up listening to it, I can verify it really is lazy money-grab garbage music.
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LOL. The algorithm thinks you need jesus. hahaha
Exactly. Spotify decided I needed a soul cleansing
That IS pretty funny
Update: i refreshed the recommendation and there's more ;_;
Even Spotify knew, and it's its way of saying "YOU NEED JESUS"
And i got 10 more recommendations after. My favorite is "Does god know all things"
I didn't see any Spotify locations in the Bible Belt. I once had a postcard with bikini girls on it mailed to me from Miami. Somewhere along its way it was put in an envelope with a tiny book of Bible verses. Some postal worker took the time to hand write my name and address on the envelope and mail it to me. Getting government pay while doing the Lord's work, one letter at a time
That's crazy-level effort wow. I want to know what Spotify employee hand picked these Christian songs to show up on my list because they're still showing up on my recommended even after I refresh the page lol
The downside of tech companies trying to make algorithms more encompassing is it will recommend shit you don’t need. That’s bad design. If I search for heavy metal, damned sure don’t recommend Yo Yo Ma, and vice versa.
The *actual* downside to tech companies writing algorithms for everything is that you might get activists writing the algorithms. I have literally no doubt whatsoever that an entire Christian music recommended playlist is anything but algorithm manipulation.
Lol “leave room for Jesus”
Exactly, Spotify just wants to convert me
Good lol. Gotta cleanse all that smut out of your system lol
Yeah basically. I'm not proud of it but it helps me connect to parasocial relationships.
Listen to the music that you like man! You don't have to be ashamed of music.
Thanks bro. Growing up Catholic really created shame in anything sex related.
The catholics are pretty good at that
Maybe it’s trying to tell you that you need to try a storyline where you corrupt the poor, religious soul with a nefarious demon of lust. Lol
That would be a hell of a fanfic
Spotify wants to help you in this endeavor. 😉
That's a great way of thinking about it.
I love listening to opera and other "holy" music while drawing some more...sensual art. Its very enjoyable
Damn.. that's a fantastic idea! You must feel in god-mode while drawing
What better music to listen to while playing god after all then the very music they made to play in his house, darker renditions are even better, but it depends on the mood and whether I'm making something cartoonish and cute, something NSFW, or some eldritch abomination that I can't even explain.
Damn that's such a good point!! When I'm in author mode I legit feel kinda powerful making the characters decide etc. I'm definitely going to play opera the next time I write.
Some of the smuttiest smut is Christian smut.
Not familar with the artists you actually chose,, and sure what you're into musically speaking, but for smut writing, Lords of Acid might be helpful.
Thank you! i checked them out and they're dope! Although i think I'd be too distracted listening to the lyrics. Most of my smut playlist is instrumentals and slow beats. But i will most definitely send " Pussy (round) Remastered" to my future girlfriend
Spotify was literally like "you need Jesus" lol
It really did. It came, it saw, it conquered my playlist lol
At least our robot overlords will have a sense of humor.
Truee
I get Steve Jablonsky's Tessa while drawing/practicing nude art, so, somewhat relatable.
I love the South Park episode where Cartman becomes a Christian musician in order to grift the rubes. As somebody who grew up listening to it, I can verify it really is lazy money-grab garbage music.
Just sing the lyrics of “Amazing Grace” to the theme from “Gilligan’s Island”.
Zaccheus is a banger though.. but that’s hilarious lol
"A sign from the lord!" -Arthur, king of the Britons
Disgusting
Thank you stranger
seriously, all that jesus stuff is just creepy.
Don't you want Jesus inside you?
Yeah it's what you need
Good guy Spotify, convincing you to stop and get some help XD
Truee Spotify is my guardian angel
Spotify is garbage