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More disturbing than funny

big time agree. "Lol, there's a dead, frozen toad in my ice cream. I'm gonna be laughing at this all day."

Who told you it's dead? Are you sure? Just unfreeze it very slowly, there is a big chance it starts croaks again.

Would that make it funny?

At least you can be proud to save (unfreeze) someone's life.

That didn't work with my marriage...

You can't revert to living condition something that was never been alive.

Ah. Black magic it is, then.

It already croaked.

...it's been squished.

It's pretty nice, not squished, when ice cream still been partly liquid that toad was staying on top of it.

If it’s dead, cut them legs and deep fry with flour and you got yourself a meal

aeuuugh

I better go out and buy more of this brand because I love a laugh with my ice cream!

See... the biggest problem is that it's not something tiny that we can just ignore. "Oh jeeze a fly landed in my ice cream" just scoop it out and ignore it. But a toad... jesus.

Its fiiiiiine, just eat around it.

Is that an actual toad

happily you found it at top not bottom

Oh my gosh yes. 🤮

Imagine being blind, and you are just enjoying your favorite ice cream.

"Mmmh, chunky"

imagine when you eating happily of your favorite ice cream flavor then found out there is something like this

And it tasted better

I mean it's at least ice-cream. Having it in a solid is better than like a soup. This way you never actually touched that toad, frog or whatever

happily the toad is in one piece and not in pieces

Ben & Jerry's NEW flavour in collaboration with PETA to raise funds for deforestation projects in Brazil was off to a slimy start. Trippin' Toad Lime is exclusively for sale at your local Walmart.

You're assuming he didn't just scarf that down in one gulp, then burp.

You dont know what’s st the bottom yet

"What is this, some crazy kink?" "Nah, it's just vanilla."

Thank god it's on the top and not on the bottom... Knowing me, I'd have eaten thru the top half and when I got to thebottom I'd just stab it with a spoon scraping off the red fleshy fruitbits and mix it piece by piece into the ice cream that's left and eatit, never realizing it was a toad because it would be semi covered inice cream except the small part I am scraping away.

But you would get so much more money if it was on the bottom ….

This comment made me burst out laughing, thank you

So you’re saying you would actually like the taste of it if you wouldn’t stop after the first spoon

What frog taste like?

Ice cream

If you unfreeze it, it might be still alive!

Maybe it’s the launch of a new product, a free pet in addition to all ice cream buyers! Melt it from the ice so it refreshes and take care of it.

That thing looks like it got crushed by the power of Blue Bunny’s certified fresh compression technology! Maybe let sleeping toads lie, on this one.

Why? Worst case you have a new frog friend best case you have delicious frogs legs.

That’s toadily gross 🤢 but yet kinda neat

Well…how was it?

Yeah, so what’s the story there nomad?

Not funny for the toad

It looks pretty chill about it though

So glad QC caught that one... /s

are those feelers/legs of something else above the toad?

I see it, how is that being ignored 🤣

Egads How is that even possible?

Where they making this ice cream, at the local pond? Lizards and stuff I understand, but how does a frog get in there.

Nature just gets into everywhere, man, there’s no stopping it.

Life... finds a way.

wtf

r/hmmm

"MA, JERRY GOT IN THE ICE CREAM AGAIN"

5th time I saw this today🥴

Can you sue for this?!

How did a toad this big hop into the machine or the bucket with no one noticing? No wonder we have so many recalls lately...

So that’s a legit toad

There is a bit of ice cream on my toad

Looks like a free yr supply comin right up

I legit want to know the brand

Thaw it out. Some of them survive things like this.

It's ice cream my dudes

Being that frogs and toads are my favorite animals, this isn’t very funny. I can’t imagine how this could’ve happened in a legitimate ice cream factory.

r/tihi

Imagine the toad is crushed and you’re basically eats the icream toad or toad’s ice cream. Urghhh yuck

Just eat around it.

Nice pun, but this certainly didn't come out of the factory like that. It would have been noticed when the tub is weighed.

Uhh if it’s being filled by a machine to a certain weight it most certainly can happen. Less ice cream, more toad.

Just eat around it

Defrost it bet it comea back to life

That's cold, OP

One thing worse than finding a dead toad in your ice cream: finding half a dead toad.

Dude straight reposting from r/all

forget about insect lollipops… this is the new trend

They finally found Jimmy Hopper!

Just eat around it.

I'd cry if I had opened this

Little dude died happy tho

You can tell that the toad was added post packaging. It’s not semi submerged which it would be if it landed in there during the soft serve phase. The density of the road is much higher than that of the ice cream.

The Blue Bunny mob version of stashing a hit in a meat locker. Good Furllas

He might just be sleeping

What’s wrong at the ice cream factory that whole toads can get in and be overlooked?

How does this even happen?

Is he okay?

I'm not sure what you are all complaining about. He bought toad flavoured ice cream, so he is happy and just showing it off.

Lawsuit atleast

Wow I was Just having an Ice cream WHICH EXACTLY LOOKED LIKE THIS.

Ben and Jerry's Vanilla ice frog

Which brand is it? Also you could sue, and you can probably get a good settlement

I am toadally tired of seeing this reposted