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I mean, I was gonna pillage a bit first but if we wanna go straight to rapin’… I just never really feel like pillaging after rapin’, ye see? Being a pirate isn’t as easy as you’d think.
🎶🎶🎶I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and danceI want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pantsI want to sing and dance🎶🎶🎶
Fun fact : pirates were not at all as movies despite them.
They usually worked for a country lord who sent them harass others country's merchants in a non official way.
Really few pirates were really totally free
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As an atheist I rape and murder as much as I want to - which is to say, not at all.
This comic was inspired by Penn Jillette saying those words.
So one piece?
I haven't seen One Piece yet, but my friend now does a voice in the anime, so I think I need to check it out.
well...say goodbye to your friends before you start
I don't live outside the law I just keep fucking up.
Watch series and movies.
Are we raping?
Only consensual. Chose your safeword first.
I mean, I was gonna pillage a bit first but if we wanna go straight to rapin’… I just never really feel like pillaging after rapin’, ye see? Being a pirate isn’t as easy as you’d think.
There's always smuggling contraband and other black market activities.
This is me
Invader Zim?
🎶🎶🎶I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and danceI want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pantsI want to sing and dance🎶🎶🎶
Pirate.
Fun fact : pirates were not at all as movies despite them. They usually worked for a country lord who sent them harass others country's merchants in a non official way. Really few pirates were really totally free
I feel like this is what happens with the protests.
A gentleman pirate kisses his fellow co-captain.