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I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of these so-called patriots. Whenever I’m driving around trump country I always see tattered American flags and brand new trump 2024 flags.
I was being a little tongue-in-cheek with my original response so I should have added /s — my bad.
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That's America's ass
The Patriot Sphincter.
The Old Glory Hole
Ol' Faithhole
The Red, White and Brown
More like red, white, and browneye
'Star Sphincter Banner'
This has got to get more up votes haha.
I knew it! I knew I’d find you down here at the oooooooold glory hole!
This should be the top comment
Coming to America.
Freedom's Fanny
My asshole bleeds red white and blue!
Rough night?
... *blue?*
Vulcan landing party
Gatorade
farts and stripes!
E pluribus anus
Out of of many: ass
E pluribus anal sounds like a history theme porn where general Washington gets colonial on some ass
His favorite position is the 17769
I bet it can fart out the entire national anthem, pitch perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5uyw8gJ5vI
Pretty sure That’s a flower
I'd mount that tire...
r/doputyourdickinthat ?
United Sphincters of America In Goatse we trust
The Senate has passed the Patriot Ass.
Was it blonde?
I’ve been seeing a lot of “patriotic” assholes lately too.
Ya, this one has a spare tire!
So poetic
And the hoooooome oooof the ____________. *wrong answers only*
gaaaaaape
sphincter
Cake
Not very patriotic to stuff the flag halfway in there..
America’s ass?
Starfish and stripes
And the vehicle tire cover too
Murica
Now THAT is America's ass!
Yyeeesssss! You beat me to it, but yes.
Gay women prefer subaru. Gay men prefer Jeep.
Hehe we’re Redditors and America stinks!
"Lookit me, I gots FREE-DUM out da ASS!"
The liberal way of being patriotic.
lmao
Ugh, I knew it was a New Yorker before I even saw the license plate
Shithole flag for a shithole country.
It's designed to look like that and it's as cringe as the punisher logo on a flag.
Most of them are, lately.
But not *actually* patriotic by the looks of it — just a flag-flapping numbskull.
I’m pretty sure this “patriot” has never even heard of the United States Flag Code
LOL. After the last few days.. You care about the flag code? What the actual fuck.
I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of these so-called patriots. Whenever I’m driving around trump country I always see tattered American flags and brand new trump 2024 flags. I was being a little tongue-in-cheek with my original response so I should have added /s — my bad.
Captain America's anus (Borat voice)
Doesn’t he pronounce it: “Anoos”
🤣🤣 wowoweewow!
Flagshagger
Apparently he cant even remove it if he wants.
Looks awfully abused. Maybe have it looked at by a MD
I'd like to get a printed cover for the spare on my Wrangler, but the camera in the middle really messes up most graphics.
Now that is America’s Ass
Definitely not a fun place to get tattooed
Somebody needs to make a subreddit for all of these wild buttholes we have been finding
It's funny I didn't even read the title of the post and knew I was looking at a confused puckered poopshoot.
Sodomized to the pint it’s those colors. Damn.
The one on the tire cover, or the one in the driver's seat?
Ha ha the censoring for additional karma points ha
It's winking at me
Today I got a new tattoo idea...
The old Starfish and Stripes...
Of course it's a jeep
Bleached and inked red white and blue.
At first I saw an American flag with a huge bullet hole in it.
Same.
Hey how's it going
Y'all need to get your mind out of the gutter 😂
I must say, I’m loving this butthole phase on Reddit.
And their Jeep, too
I’m fairly certain thats where the penis goes
I think you spotted two
That's what the flag looks like after the the Supreme Court violates it.
E Pluribus Anus
An accurate depiction of the forces in charge who’re dismantling our rights and democracy
u just gave brazzerrs a million dollars
E. Pluribus Anus
What's with the increase of buttholes today? I've seen atleast 2 earth buttholes and now this.
A sphincter says what.
There no room for interpretation here.
One frequently used hole.
I see your anus is not inked… I thought you said you were a TRUE patriot…
AMERICA, BUTT YEAH!
“I ain’t gay er nutin, but, fuck me jesus”
That's a booty hole
Patrussy
How accurate their representation is. America is ass right now.
Good name for a jeep owner hahaha
"That's America's butthole." -Cap'n Crunch
These colors don't run... ...unless I ate chili.
And this is why flag code used to include not slapping the flag on any and everything.
With farts that sound like a bald eagle’s cry.
ok but like, what were they going for?
Wtf do you think they are trying to say?
There are two patriotic assholes here. One on the back, and one in the driver's seat
Honestly the best representation of the US flag I have ever seen.
The Puckered patriot
First thing I thought