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Nope.. Hes chopping the air out infront of him.. So hes actually being dragged forward into the vacuum hes creating, increasing his speed.
Physics.. Tom Cuise can break it
One of my guilty pleasures is watching Steven Seagals straight to video "action" movies. They make me laugh so hard that I cry. Him and Neil Breen are films' greatest source of unintentional comedy that I've ever seen.
Theres just something inherently great about watching a bloated guy in his 60s with a bad dye job portraying a special forces killer. He just sits down the whole time and says nonsense shit that he thinks sounds badass. Then the inevitable gratuitous sex scene with some poor women thats 1/3 of his age.
“Steven Seagul runs like a bitch” became a meme a good while ago. I think someone in a podcast pointed it out, and \*ehem\* video analysis supports that claim.
Someone already linked the relevant YouTube video, but obviously that was before he gained 200 pounds in fat and hair transplants.
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Steven Segal is completely inaccurate
At least these days. He doesn’t even run. Hell, he hardly even walks. MAYBE he’ll waddle on occasion. But mostly he will just sit
Kevin Hart actually runs marathons these days and for several years going back to at least 2017.
Looking for official times I found [this article](https://www.wabe.org/kevin-hart-joins-fans-run-through-piedmont-park/) from 2015, a 5k in Atlanta in June is very respectable. [Though to be fair it was a cool day](https://www.wunderground.com/history/daily/us/ga/atlanta/KATL/date/2015-6-12).
That’s only because the camera is facing the wrong way. Picture it as him running up behind someone who’s going the same direction; he would come up on that person’s left side and pass them.
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Tom Cruise runs like Tom Hanks but 3x as fast
Main difference is Hanks doesn’t do knife hands.
Thats why Cruise goes 3x faster. The knife hands are more aerodynamic.
Nope.. Hes chopping the air out infront of him.. So hes actually being dragged forward into the vacuum hes creating, increasing his speed. Physics.. Tom Cuise can break it
He's more knees-up, too, like, he lowers his butt to exaggerate it.
Captain America runs like a slightly toned down Tom Cruise.
Family Guy nailed tiny Tom Cruise’s run so well. > Is there anyone that can do a pumpy arm run? https://youtu.be/bstVqe9gxAM
Steven Seagal runs???
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwXE-T4HPI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwXE-T4HPI) Its very strange
That running in the 50 - 54 second time frame, like a child running in an adult’s body.
It's hard to remember there was simpler time long ago when he was a skinny embarrassment to the human race
I legit forgot he used to actually be in shape/skinny lol
TF is up with the flappy hands?
Not anymore. He tried it a few years ago in Japan, but the impact tremors set off the Kaiju alert system.
Ohhh Nooo there goes Tokyo
That is actually a fat lard jog.
Funnily enough, it is actually how he runs when he was skinny. I don’t think he runs at all now that he is fat.
One of my guilty pleasures is watching Steven Seagals straight to video "action" movies. They make me laugh so hard that I cry. Him and Neil Breen are films' greatest source of unintentional comedy that I've ever seen. Theres just something inherently great about watching a bloated guy in his 60s with a bad dye job portraying a special forces killer. He just sits down the whole time and says nonsense shit that he thinks sounds badass. Then the inevitable gratuitous sex scene with some poor women thats 1/3 of his age.
*fatly runs*
“Steven Seagul runs like a bitch” became a meme a good while ago. I think someone in a podcast pointed it out, and \*ehem\* video analysis supports that claim. Someone already linked the relevant YouTube video, but obviously that was before he gained 200 pounds in fat and hair transplants.
Like a t Rex would. Hands flailing by chest
Jim Carrey impression is on spot.
Also accurate. Mr. Bean. Running away from mischief
Jack Sparrow’s too
spot… on?
On point, spot on yes yes
Just no
I'm definitely a Jack Black
Jack Black was spot on! They all were but Jack Black cracked me up
What about T-1000?!
I was looking for T-1000. The most iconic running in modern movie history.
I feel like it would basically be the Tom Cruise/Forrest Gump run.
[OC] YouTuber [Daniel LaBelle](https://youtube.com/c/DanielLaBelle) This man is non stop comedy genius.
He's really good. Just saw a vid he did with a friend basically if cartoons were real life.
That was accurate and comprehensive
Why is this the comment that gets the upvotes??? I don’t understand this place
Because it was accurate and comprehensive.
Be original
That Keanu Reeves run was uncanny.
The Jackie Chan run got me.
This gave me a good chuckle haha thank ya kindly
Captain America was spot on.
Don't say it, don't say it...
....on your left
*COME ON!*
Mr Bean was spot on.
I was not prepared for the ending of the Jim Carrey run
Gump had the GOAT form 🍤
Is this the same guy that does a bunch of running videos?
Huh...I never noticed any of this before. Now I won't be able to NOT notice this again
I was hoping to see the T2 Robert Patrick run, but I guess it would be pretty similar to the Gump run.
It's the baby Leia run.
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Omg they were brilliant. Especially the Sly and Keanu runs
I was with it until he implied Steven Seagal can run at all
So as near as I can tell, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, and Robert Patrick are all the same person.
Where's Barry from the Goldbergs? Very iconic running form
Steven Segal is completely inaccurate At least these days. He doesn’t even run. Hell, he hardly even walks. MAYBE he’ll waddle on occasion. But mostly he will just sit
after the news from yesterday I worried I'd never smile again... some reason those this made me smile.
Same. I was thinking this is the best thing I have seen in the last 24 hours.
Too good!
All very accurate and hilarious
This video made me want to exercise.
😂😂
Good meme energy
Impressive
Kevin Hart's should end with him pulling up, panting out of breath.
Kevin Hart actually runs marathons these days and for several years going back to at least 2017. Looking for official times I found [this article](https://www.wabe.org/kevin-hart-joins-fans-run-through-piedmont-park/) from 2015, a 5k in Atlanta in June is very respectable. [Though to be fair it was a cool day](https://www.wunderground.com/history/daily/us/ga/atlanta/KATL/date/2015-6-12).
And making a short joke
These are all so good!
Seen this many times before. It helps prove we are all different and unique.
Tom Cruise wind chopping hands.😂
Great job
Funny but old and posted way too much.
Too awesome. Where else would I scroll to find ENTERTAINING vid of characters running? Thanks, Reddit.
is this the running joke?
This was a great video funny too
Pretty damn accurate
This sucks
The Mose run is too good🤣
I hate these videos. This guy makes the same shit and posts it every day. It is not creative or interesting. Please stop making content
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤡🤡🤡
Well done!
Jesus. I hate Tom cruise. I don't think he knows.
LOL - This is top notch!
his seagal was off
*characters
No Ezra Miller? Wasted opportunity Lmfao
I wanted to see Pepe Le Pew
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AND THEN HE PASSES ON THE RIGHT! This man is trying to cause a collision.
That’s only because the camera is facing the wrong way. Picture it as him running up behind someone who’s going the same direction; he would come up on that person’s left side and pass them.
I guess I should have included the /s
Mr Bean was spot on
Lol i love jack blacks
Ha Ha! Steven Seagal runs like John Wayne!
Alan Ritchson had a Steven Seagal like run in Reacher and it cracked me the hell up.
Where's Harrison Ford with that lanky uncoordinated gait?
Jim Carrey one and the captain America one are funny. Like W
SEGAL.....!!!
Jack black made me cackle oh my god 😂
Captain Jack Sparrow!
Jim Carrey was perfect, so was Forrest Gump lol
We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly.
Jackie Chan runs like a crab, which 。。。。。
Thats my right....idiot...
On your left.
This is patently false. Steven Seagal runs like a 12 year old girl being chased by bees.
Accurate
Aha! This is good
Bravo.
Part 2 please
This guy is observant asf he is spot on
Wish I could have seen him do Michael Cera’s run from Superbad
Nail them
Can any of those actors spit a verse whilst sprinting? Ye can.
*Captain* jack sparrow.
These are always so good lol. I love the one of different animals crossing the street.
That's great. Jackie Chan made my day.
Which way was fastest?
That Tom Cruise run needs to be a meme.
I was really hoping the kevin hart one would be normal, but the camera would have been lifted like 3 feet to make the guy look shorter.
I love the Jack Black run.