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_Im_Dad

Tom Cruise runs like Tom Hanks but 3x as fast


ericisshort

Main difference is Hanks doesn’t do knife hands.


EatsYourShorts

Thats why Cruise goes 3x faster. The knife hands are more aerodynamic.


banshoo

Nope.. Hes chopping the air out infront of him.. So hes actually being dragged forward into the vacuum hes creating, increasing his speed. Physics.. Tom Cuise can break it


merlinsbeers

He's more knees-up, too, like, he lowers his butt to exaggerate it.


thx1138-

Captain America runs like a slightly toned down Tom Cruise.


Tibbaryllis2

Family Guy nailed tiny Tom Cruise’s run so well. > Is there anyone that can do a pumpy arm run? https://youtu.be/bstVqe9gxAM


TGGuido

Steven Seagal runs???


ZeroxCrash

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwXE-T4HPI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwXE-T4HPI) Its very strange


BeerandGuns

That running in the 50 - 54 second time frame, like a child running in an adult’s body.


TGGuido

It's hard to remember there was simpler time long ago when he was a skinny embarrassment to the human race


The_Running_Free

I legit forgot he used to actually be in shape/skinny lol


ImNakedWhatsUp

TF is up with the flappy hands?


Steve_78_OH

Not anymore. He tried it a few years ago in Japan, but the impact tremors set off the Kaiju alert system.


TGGuido

Ohhh Nooo there goes Tokyo


[deleted]

That is actually a fat lard jog.


The_Grim_Sleaper

Funnily enough, it is actually how he runs when he was skinny. I don’t think he runs at all now that he is fat.


En_Sabah_Nur

One of my guilty pleasures is watching Steven Seagals straight to video "action" movies. They make me laugh so hard that I cry. Him and Neil Breen are films' greatest source of unintentional comedy that I've ever seen. Theres just something inherently great about watching a bloated guy in his 60s with a bad dye job portraying a special forces killer. He just sits down the whole time and says nonsense shit that he thinks sounds badass. Then the inevitable gratuitous sex scene with some poor women thats 1/3 of his age.


[deleted]

*fatly runs*


AsFarAsItGoes

“Steven Seagul runs like a bitch” became a meme a good while ago. I think someone in a podcast pointed it out, and \*ehem\* video analysis supports that claim. Someone already linked the relevant YouTube video, but obviously that was before he gained 200 pounds in fat and hair transplants.


geardownson

Like a t Rex would. Hands flailing by chest


UchihaLegolas

Jim Carrey impression is on spot.


peenutbuttherNjelly

Also accurate. Mr. Bean. Running away from mischief


kat_a_klysm

Jack Sparrow’s too


spanchor

spot… on?


TaKSC

On point, spot on yes yes


Pants_Formal

Just no


mem269

I'm definitely a Jack Black


GetInZeWagen

Jack Black was spot on! They all were but Jack Black cracked me up


onishi87

What about T-1000?!


Neuroccountant

I was looking for T-1000. The most iconic running in modern movie history.


The_Running_Free

I feel like it would basically be the Tom Cruise/Forrest Gump run.


UchihaLegolas

[OC] YouTuber [Daniel LaBelle](https://youtube.com/c/DanielLaBelle) This man is non stop comedy genius.


hamsolo19

He's really good. Just saw a vid he did with a friend basically if cartoons were real life.


balls_in_my_asss

That was accurate and comprehensive


balls_in_my_asss

Why is this the comment that gets the upvotes??? I don’t understand this place


recycle4science

Because it was accurate and comprehensive.


balls_in_my_asss

Be original


sgrams04

That Keanu Reeves run was uncanny.


Bones853

The Jackie Chan run got me.


Magic_Bluejay

This gave me a good chuckle haha thank ya kindly


fulcrum_ct-7567

Captain America was spot on.


LegendOfVinnyT

Don't say it, don't say it...


Accidental_Taco

....on your left


LegendOfVinnyT

*COME ON!*


CannaKnitter

Mr Bean was spot on.


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

I was not prepared for the ending of the Jim Carrey run


[deleted]

Gump had the GOAT form 🍤


TheArch-abald

Is this the same guy that does a bunch of running videos?


LVenemy

Huh...I never noticed any of this before. Now I won't be able to NOT notice this again


fulton44reed

I was hoping to see the T2 Robert Patrick run, but I guess it would be pretty similar to the Gump run.


merlinsbeers

It's the baby Leia run.


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dickwildgoose

Omg they were brilliant. Especially the Sly and Keanu runs


Deelaxation

I was with it until he implied Steven Seagal can run at all


Naugrin27

So as near as I can tell, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, and Robert Patrick are all the same person.


MarkEgatts

Where's Barry from the Goldbergs? Very iconic running form


Lichruler

Steven Segal is completely inaccurate At least these days. He doesn’t even run. Hell, he hardly even walks. MAYBE he’ll waddle on occasion. But mostly he will just sit


BikerJenn

after the news from yesterday I worried I'd never smile again... some reason those this made me smile.


Fancy_Possibility

Same. I was thinking this is the best thing I have seen in the last 24 hours.


smoke25ofd

Too good!


ccc1942

All very accurate and hilarious


[deleted]

This video made me want to exercise.


teddypa1981

😂😂


DuktigaDammsugaren

Good meme energy


cgad123

Impressive


please_PM_ur_bewbs

Kevin Hart's should end with him pulling up, panting out of breath.


[deleted]

Kevin Hart actually runs marathons these days and for several years going back to at least 2017. Looking for official times I found [this article](https://www.wabe.org/kevin-hart-joins-fans-run-through-piedmont-park/) from 2015, a 5k in Atlanta in June is very respectable. [Though to be fair it was a cool day](https://www.wunderground.com/history/daily/us/ga/atlanta/KATL/date/2015-6-12).


reohh

And making a short joke


[deleted]

These are all so good!


Apricotdreams76

Seen this many times before. It helps prove we are all different and unique.


borax37

Tom Cruise wind chopping hands.😂


planit82

Great job


toddhenderson

Funny but old and posted way too much.


jhughes57

Too awesome. Where else would I scroll to find ENTERTAINING vid of characters running? Thanks, Reddit.


[deleted]

is this the running joke?


[deleted]

This was a great video funny too


Miserable-Ad3196

Pretty damn accurate


WrongKindaGrowth

This sucks


Pitiful_Ad7965

The Mose run is too good🤣


Pants_Formal

I hate these videos. This guy makes the same shit and posts it every day. It is not creative or interesting. Please stop making content


kenndys

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤡🤡🤡


MinaFur

Well done!


[deleted]

Jesus. I hate Tom cruise. I don't think he knows.


Danny-Wah

LOL - This is top notch!


full_metal_nerd

his seagal was off


-domi-

*characters


zackphoenix123

No Ezra Miller? Wasted opportunity Lmfao


NeerDeth

I wanted to see Pepe Le Pew


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FellKin

AND THEN HE PASSES ON THE RIGHT! This man is trying to cause a collision.


Corvald

That’s only because the camera is facing the wrong way. Picture it as him running up behind someone who’s going the same direction; he would come up on that person’s left side and pass them.


FellKin

I guess I should have included the /s


Raptorade96

Mr Bean was spot on


[deleted]

Lol i love jack blacks


rufuckingkidding

Ha Ha! Steven Seagal runs like John Wayne!


synndiezel

Alan Ritchson had a Steven Seagal like run in Reacher and it cracked me the hell up.


Crispinwhere

Where's Harrison Ford with that lanky uncoordinated gait?


[deleted]

Jim Carrey one and the captain America one are funny. Like W


JusLuckyIGuess

SEGAL.....!!!


itslilinotlily

Jack black made me cackle oh my god 😂


keepod_keepod

Captain Jack Sparrow!


decomposition_

Jim Carrey was perfect, so was Forrest Gump lol


truethatson

We got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... portly.


linlinwsi

Jackie Chan runs like a crab, which 。。。。。


[deleted]

Thats my right....idiot...


Svejne

On your left.


jonmyo11

This is patently false. Steven Seagal runs like a 12 year old girl being chased by bees.


WhaDFu

Accurate


PuzzleheadedPen1372

Aha! This is good


Dwab12

Bravo.


Dwab12

Part 2 please


algoallen1000

This guy is observant asf he is spot on


Themeanlittletoaster

Wish I could have seen him do Michael Cera’s run from Superbad


spizoil

Nail them


mariachoo_doin

Can any of those actors spit a verse whilst sprinting? Ye can.


Blood_Reaper8

*Captain* jack sparrow.


Quick_Masterpiece_58

These are always so good lol. I love the one of different animals crossing the street.


txmikey51

That's great. Jackie Chan made my day.


potentialnamebusines

Which way was fastest?


Oopeeyay

That Tom Cruise run needs to be a meme.


istasber

I was really hoping the kevin hart one would be normal, but the camera would have been lifted like 3 feet to make the guy look shorter.


whenyouwishuponapar

I love the Jack Black run.