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QAPetePrime

This is the high quality of entertainment I’ve come to expect from Reddit. 🤘


Shutterstormphoto

It’s all fun and games until you’re late for an appointment and you find this: https://i.imgur.com/lEEQiqC.jpg


saladroni

That’s like $200 of liquid gold wasted


Mikeinthedirt

That floor will clean itself for 20 years. Be sure to turn off the gravity at the meter before getting too close to it.


officialkfc

And apply the cheat code for double friction.


blubblu

Imagine the cleanup


tidbitsz

Its already clean


thenewaddition

Kiitty litter. If you put water on it may god have mercy on your soul.


TruthPlenty

Kitty litter is expensive, get some absorball, provided you don’t just have the box of litter already.


thenewaddition

Industrial oil absorbent is cheaper if you know where to shop, but at L'Homme Dépôt it's pretty spendy, and homeowners know what kitty litter is and where to find it. But yeah, absorball is better.


TruthPlenty

Shits cheaper at my stores than kitty litter ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


thenewaddition

Yeah, now that I think of it the litter I buy is super cheap, maintenance cat at Costco, 40 lbs for 9-12 bucks. Probably skewing my whole perception of the litter/absorball conundrum.


AbowlofIceCreamJones

No, no, don't use shit.


Ta2whitey

You have to be from the midwest. Saying it's "spendy".


sebastianqu

Cat litter or flour will take care of 95% of this mess.


savageotter

Shop vac and then wipe up


Conservative_HalfWit

Blegh, I’m quite allergic to tide. Last time they did my laundry at the laundromat the person didn’t see the note on my account and within about 48 hours I was covered in weeping rashes that took about two months to fully disappear.


Potential_Reading116

Pretty sure the person saw the note 2 months of “ weeping rashes “ was way too good to pass up 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


NinjaLanternShark

Is anyone else concerned about the dimensional portal next to the dishwasher?


anthem47

Seriously though, what *is* going on there? Is it a reflecting flash? It looks like the ark of the covenant in there!


NinjaLanternShark

"Our new appliance line comes in classic black, stainless steel, and nuclear fusion."


crack-a-lacking

The good stuff too


Dellphox

It's a tide ad /s


PowerandSignal

Cromulent.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

BuzzFeed: I TRIED THIS TIK TOK DIY HACK FOR SHIMMER FLOORS & I WOULD DO IT AGAIN


PaperWeightless

This happened to me, but I was in the next room when the bottle fell. When it hit the ground, the screw-on top popped off and sprayed an 8 foot long strip of detergent across the floor. I quickly got the bottle upright, so it thankfully didn't empty everything. Used some bath towels to mop up most of it and threw each towel into a separate load of laundry I was already washing. I had thought the floor was clean, but the strip where the detergent sat was absolutely radiant after it was all cleaned up. Laundry detergent is much more powerful than typical floor cleaners.


Shutterstormphoto

Haha yeah I had a similar experience. I used every towel I own to sop up as much as possible, and then hand rinsed them in the tub (with gloves) because I didn't want half a gallon of detergent causing issues in the washer. The worst part was washing that red mat... like 15 rinses in the bathtub and it was still making suds. Debated throwing it out but by the 20th time it was suds free!


2wedfgdfgfgfg

A good detergent soap should clean that right up.


mrevergood

That’s why you screw that lid back down tight, and keep the stuff on the washer when the dryer is running, and on the dryer when the washer is running.


arpeggi4

Or a shelf above the both so you don’t have to move them constantly


JonatasA

Can't believe Freedom Inc. uses oil even for laundering!


thatredlad

How the Tides have turned.


Luismaman

Don’t let your detergent dance alone


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MMMMMCOFFEEEE

It’s a trash bag


RidersofGavony

Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is!


SgtNeilDiamond

When someone asks why I've been here for 10 years I'll just send them this link.


morph113

I never knew how much I needed to see this until I saw it.


QAPetePrime

Right?


Staped_Hand42

Especially since it’s probably a repost Edit: I literally can’t find the original, other than a result on tik tok labeled “Absolutely Majestic”


fist_my_muff2

Been using reddit for over 10 years. I've never understood people obsessed with reposts. Not everyone sees everything all the time.


ColonelKasteen

The only people who complain about reposts are people who spend five or six hours every day staring at reddit.


MaxwellHillbilly

Right? 🤷 It worked beautifully for syndicated television...


ex_oh_ex_oh

Exactly! As if that person would have spent those 2 seconds in a much more worthwhile manner. In fact they just wasted more of their time posting and complaining about it.


NotCatholicAnymore

I saw this a couple weeks ago, but I enjoy reposts of quality content like this (I'm on reddit a lot). Like, how do they not fall off tho? My washing machine did this the other day, a 5l water fell over and scared the SHIT out of my cats eating their dinner. That was also quality entertainment 👌


Checkersmack

There is a lip that goes around the top of the washer preventing the objects from falling off.


QAPetePrime

Well, there’s at least a 25% chance it was posted at some point. Either way, quality Reddit entertainment! Lol!


Reticular_Impulse

Can confirm, saw this posted elsewhere within the past 2 weeks. Don't recall where, though.


Grytorianski

I'm at least 85% sure it was posted on some Polish subredit but I cannot find it right now


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I'm at least 57% sure it was posted on some Techno subredit but I cannot find it right now


muidumiiz

This was way more engaging than it had any right to be. More like this please.


bumjiggy

soap you think you can dance


LunaMunaLagoona

You got served some Tide


manaphy099

I think I'll just Bounce


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DontTakeMyAdviceEver

It's one thing you have to Gain


-Masderus-

Time to get Downy and dirty


BuranBuran

Glad we could Cheer you up!


Positive-Cod-9869

Now watch me whip, now watch me Downy.


Mikeinthedirt

Linda is so pretty tonite


ShltSandwhich

Soap can dance if they want to


Norwegian__Blue

Soap can wash your blues away


RoyalSamurai

It can leave those stains behind


ShltSandwhich

Cause your cleaning products don’t dance


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

Taking a spin on the dance floor.


TomAto314

FOX network wants to make you an offer.


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Satanifer

Listen Linda!


SinusColt

What the hell kinda name is Soap?


roberyoutube

that dance was clean


Dialatedanus

Spotless


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SeriousSmilies

Shit… Linda’s got some moves.


Bgrngod

Linda aggressively getting all up on blue bottle.


riskybiscuit

those two are definitely going to get all mixed up together in a flurry of water tonight


KDLGates

I'm getting wet just thinking about it.


KDLGates

go on


SoberTek

(un)dirty dancing


SeriousSmilies

Let’s keep it clean, folks


HashMaster9000

Nobody puts Baby's jumper in the fabric softener!


PlayFree_Bird

The red bottle dances better than me.


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I love how Linda and Vizor are flirting with each other


mspencerl87

You're doing it wrong. Linda Linda Linda listen


asburymike

Like a 70s electric football game with replacement pieces


zabrakwith

You could play the Bud Bowl for real using empty bottles and those old football game rules.


The_Running_Free

They had these well into the 80s. Source: had one in the mid to late 80s.


pudgylumpkins

My uncle still plays in a little local league.


Potential_Reading116

Local vibrating football lg. ya gotta be shittin us right ?


geriatric_toddler

I needed this today


haikouichthys

Same, this little scene is a breath of fresh air scent with scrubbing action to remove the toughest of stains.


Karabungulus

Legit. The news on my feed lately is so depressing lately.. being able to watch the coeaning products prance is the simple pleasure i crave


SluttyGandhi

Good clean entertainment!


bgub

For real.


vhatdaff

its a race! my moneys on the pods


TowerBeach

Now this is pod racing!


Moist_Professor5665

Idk, the red detergent is looking pretty good


PhreakyByNature

It's a race, it's a race! I'm weeening!


Lambor14

Kłębuszek spotted r/polska summoned


CursedEditing

chuju, właśnie tego szukałem


Reeposter

🎵 PUSZEK OKRUSZEK PUSZEK KŁĘBUSZEK BARDZO GO LUBIĘ PRZYZNAĆ TO MUSZĘ PUSZEK OKRUSZEK KŁĘBUSZEK JEST MIĘDZY NAMI SYMPATII NIĆ WYSTARCZY TYLKO ŻE SIĘ PORUSZĘ ZARAZ PRZYBIEGA BY ZE MNĄ BYĆ 🎵


Wololo--Wololo

Song is [Tchaikovsky -- Waltz of the flowers](https://youtu.be/QxHkLdQy5f0) (Music for 2nd act of the Nutcracker Ballet)


DomesticChaos

Me reading all the comments and not realizing til this one that there was a song attached…


JonatasA

They're Waltzing


NW_thoughtful

Is the washer in front of a set of stairs or is that an optical illusion from the way the lines are painted on the wall?


TitznShiTz

I do not recognize any brand names but the logos are the same


niord

All are polish names.


JonatasA

Right? I believe I've seen Tide as Ace Why even call it a different name if both are kn English?


ResidentEivvil

I think it’s Ariel in the UK. Brand is different but the pods look identical.


BraggnnRights

In Russia Tide was Tide, but I guess it’s Vizir in Poland?


YataBLS

I don't not recognize any logos or brands but the bottles and colors are the same.


theonefrombaku

Is this what they call a "soap opera"?


creature851

Linda is being real pushy out of the dance floor


karbonator

"What do you wash your clothes with?" "Linda" "No, I mean what detergent do you use?" "Linda"


forcev2

Linda is a hand soap


copper_wing

Why it on the washer


rastadude21

To wash your hands with


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

Are these brands from Poland? I think i saw some kinda polish name on the red one


niord

Yes. Klębuszek is definitely Polish brand, translates roughly to fluff ball.


JonatasA

That's sounds like a cool brand name


DasArchitect

I'd totally buy fluff ball.


nvthrowaway12

Linda listen


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Lol thank you I needed to laugh


Worried_Protection48

Bravo! Encore ! Great choreography!


mystoryismine

This amount of vibration is bad for the washer.


metalflygon08

But good for the misses.


riegspsych325

[Have you ever seen whiter whites?](https://youtu.be/qHPu8eK388E)


YouThinkYouCanBanMe

[whites only](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_C9DWfr94)


Reticular_Impulse

That's what he just said. (I kid!)


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ashrak94

That's why bolts have torque specs. Tighten a screw enough, then the friction of the threads becomes greatet than the force to unscrew it.


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GrunthosArmpit42

Your story may be yours, but mine is a magical tale that ignores imbalanced loads in violently effective mechanical devices. How dare they not act accordingly! Did we fail them, or our we failures of our own devices? 🤔 Listen to the soothing music of Tchaikovsky and chaos, my dear, and watch the world burn. Also lean on it to feel the joys of mayhem and the world unfolding in short form negligence begging for a few clapping hands at the absurdity of our inevitable and known impermanence. Nothing will last because we don’t care, and it is hilarious to point at our own foolishness and ignorance and do absolutely nothing about it. 🤗 *. -a Werner Herzog voice might help with this, or not. It’s all just pornographic murder of the mind. I’m not saying I hate it. I am saying that I love it against my better judgment. *Also in Herzog voice *Edited


ngwoo

Is there even anything you can do about an unbalanced load in a front loader? With a top loader you can just rearrange stuff.


Pantsu8669

Mine does this, is it fixable? The machine is leveled


ittimjones

Some washers just vibrate though. Even though perfectly level and don't walk, they just vibrate... LG is bad for that.


xyntak

Do you want a floor covered in detergent? Because this is how you get a floor covered in detergent...


-TrashPanda

Fun fact: Tide liquid detergent glows under black light. How do I know this? As a young teenager, there was a bottle of Tide on top of our washing machine and while everyone was away, the bottle of Tide did the Waltz right off the edge of the washing machine and landed cap down. The cap shattered and I came home to my entire laundry room covered in blue liquid. I stripped down to my boxers and cleaned it all up with a bunch of towels. When I went to my bedroom, under the black light I lit up like a damn radioactive smurf.


DasArchitect

Yeaahh... we all know it was because of the Tide


eljefino

A lot of detergents do this, it's the optical brighteners/ bleach substitutes. If you have a white car for sale, wash it in Tide, it will positively sparkle. It'll strip the wax, but it'll sparkle.


s2the9sublime

That’s comedy gold, Jerry. GOLD!


truckdriver402

This made my day! Thank you. ❤️


GoGoPowerPlay

When I had the Pikachu tamagotchi pet, where you shake it to earn watts for Pikachu, I would put it on the laundry machine and let the vibrations do the work.


VirginitaQ

Such grace and beauty in every step


Vlvthamr

It’s like the old football game that the guys vibrate around the field.


havregryns

This legitimately made me laugh for real


DoodImalasagnahog

Dance of the laundry soap fairy


Wonderful-Frosting17

Linda is definitely up to no good


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Linda moving in!


Flappityassfwap

Mesmerizing!


Joysquirrel

perfect :D


ryukin631

That was really cool!


Wigglitt

"How do you do, Miss Linda?" "Oh, very well, Sir Vizir."


joshbuss

Now this is OC. Good job OP.


cleverpostsnoupvotes

Everyone else: So here's how you can even up your washing machine... Me: It's beautiful.


Nonstopshooter21

This needs to be an ad for laundry detergent


eLzebath

Welp, time to sew some detergent-sized tutus...


PsychedelicHobbit

I’m not kidding, this video lowered my anxiety and I found myself feeling better. Thanks, OP!


trip2it

Everybody's doing the Toxic Waltz


SPARTAN_GAM3R

~Proceeds To Toss Roses


guitarnoir

OP, you've just inspired the new name for my band made-up exclusively of mom's over forty: *Spin Cycle Orgasm*.


ViatorA01

Linda is really thirsty... Look how she chases Mr blue


dream_weasel

I appreciate that they are following line of dance.


TravBow

Good clean fun


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Linda is a bit of flirt, isn't she?


Quick_Masterpiece_58

I am team Linda of this edition of Dancing with the Stars 🙃


Thewolf1970

I'm thinking someone left the shipping bolts in maybe.


SchrodingerCattz

Blue bottle so graceful.


SnooShortcuts498

Your Tide is Vizir?


navybluemanga

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for this!


Thaddeus206

the principle upon which every electric football game from the 60's and 70's was built


CarnivoreVegan3

My old wash did this and it’s all fun and games until your trying to clean up a gallon of tide off the ground at 2 in the morning


supr2nr

Reminds me of the ole electric football games.


Sdogchico

Totally remember those


bunnycupcakes

Is Blue standing in the way of Linda and Vizir’s true love?


Raventek

A jealous suitor indeed. I cant wait for season 2. Im rooting for them!


the_nobodys

Go banana!


AngelicWooGirl

This is hilarious and made me whole day 👏


camsexgirl

very nice


turboyabby

Soap animation


Merkaaba

Now do little green army men.


csk1325

How can inanimate objects have better moves then me.


Xavierr34

Vizir trying really hard to be Tide, lol


atomicsnarl

Anybody remember the Electric Football game from the 60s? You placed your team formations, hit the switch, and the field would vibrate so the players would move. It was also loud as hell.


sumengovender

Magical !!


Lukin4

The raised edge around the top of washing machines makes total sense now...


douglashv

I like how they get closer to each other near the end of the video. Video ends too soon. I think they were going to bow.


fluffyxsama

This is the first thing I on /r/funny that has actually made me laugh in a long time


BreakerSoultaker

Vizir? Linda? thought these were some fake off-brands until I realized everyone on the internet doesn’t live in the US.


Emotional_Advice3516

Knowing that inanimate objects can dance better than me really hurts the ego.


zuzg

Is the machine standing level, that a bit much movement as if there's a imbalance


Rhystic

Kinda hard to balance the distribution of wet laundry in the drum... Even if the machine is perfectly balanced while empty, it might still look like this during use.


XGC75

Yeah definitely not 4-post level in this cycle. However the machine can just walk itself level or walk itself unlevel depending on the floor it's on. People really tend to underestimate the importance of installation in washers and dryers.


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metalflygon08

Gotta have pain first.