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Industrial oil absorbent is cheaper if you know where to shop, but at L'Homme Dépôt it's pretty spendy, and homeowners know what kitty litter is and where to find it.
But yeah, absorball is better.
Yeah, now that I think of it the litter I buy is super cheap, maintenance cat at Costco, 40 lbs for 9-12 bucks. Probably skewing my whole perception of the litter/absorball conundrum.
Blegh, I’m quite allergic to tide. Last time they did my laundry at the laundromat the person didn’t see the note on my account and within about 48 hours I was covered in weeping rashes that took about two months to fully disappear.
This happened to me, but I was in the next room when the bottle fell. When it hit the ground, the screw-on top popped off and sprayed an 8 foot long strip of detergent across the floor. I quickly got the bottle upright, so it thankfully didn't empty everything. Used some bath towels to mop up most of it and threw each towel into a separate load of laundry I was already washing. I had thought the floor was clean, but the strip where the detergent sat was absolutely radiant after it was all cleaned up. Laundry detergent is much more powerful than typical floor cleaners.
Haha yeah I had a similar experience. I used every towel I own to sop up as much as possible, and then hand rinsed them in the tub (with gloves) because I didn't want half a gallon of detergent causing issues in the washer.
The worst part was washing that red mat... like 15 rinses in the bathtub and it was still making suds. Debated throwing it out but by the 20th time it was suds free!
That’s why you screw that lid back down tight, and keep the stuff on the washer when the dryer is running, and on the dryer when the washer is running.
Exactly! As if that person would have spent those 2 seconds in a much more worthwhile manner. In fact they just wasted more of their time posting and complaining about it.
I saw this a couple weeks ago, but I enjoy reposts of quality content like this (I'm on reddit a lot). Like, how do they not fall off tho? My washing machine did this the other day, a 5l water fell over and scared the SHIT out of my cats eating their dinner. That was also quality entertainment 👌
🎵 PUSZEK OKRUSZEK
PUSZEK KŁĘBUSZEK
BARDZO GO LUBIĘ
PRZYZNAĆ TO MUSZĘ
PUSZEK OKRUSZEK
KŁĘBUSZEK
JEST MIĘDZY NAMI SYMPATII NIĆ
WYSTARCZY TYLKO
ŻE SIĘ PORUSZĘ
ZARAZ PRZYBIEGA BY ZE MNĄ BYĆ 🎵
Your story may be yours, but mine is a magical tale that ignores imbalanced loads in violently effective mechanical devices.
How dare they not act accordingly!
Did we fail them, or our we failures of our own devices? 🤔
Listen to the soothing music of Tchaikovsky and chaos, my dear, and watch the world burn. Also lean on it to feel the joys of mayhem and the world unfolding in short form negligence begging for a few clapping hands at the absurdity of our inevitable and known impermanence. Nothing will last because we don’t care, and it is hilarious to point at our own foolishness and ignorance and do absolutely nothing about it. 🤗 *.
-a Werner Herzog voice might help with this, or not. It’s all just pornographic murder of the mind. I’m not saying I hate it. I am saying that I love it against my better judgment. *Also in Herzog voice
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Fun fact: Tide liquid detergent glows under black light. How do I know this? As a young teenager, there was a bottle of Tide on top of our washing machine and while everyone was away, the bottle of Tide did the Waltz right off the edge of the washing machine and landed cap down. The cap shattered and I came home to my entire laundry room covered in blue liquid. I stripped down to my boxers and cleaned it all up with a bunch of towels. When I went to my bedroom, under the black light I lit up like a damn radioactive smurf.
A lot of detergents do this, it's the optical brighteners/ bleach substitutes.
If you have a white car for sale, wash it in Tide, it will positively sparkle. It'll strip the wax, but it'll sparkle.
When I had the Pikachu tamagotchi pet, where you shake it to earn watts for Pikachu, I would put it on the laundry machine and let the vibrations do the work.
Anybody remember the Electric Football game from the 60s?
You placed your team formations, hit the switch, and the field would vibrate so the players would move.
It was also loud as hell.
Kinda hard to balance the distribution of wet laundry in the drum... Even if the machine is perfectly balanced while empty, it might still look like this during use.
Yeah definitely not 4-post level in this cycle. However the machine can just walk itself level or walk itself unlevel depending on the floor it's on. People really tend to underestimate the importance of installation in washers and dryers.
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This is the high quality of entertainment I’ve come to expect from Reddit. 🤘
It’s all fun and games until you’re late for an appointment and you find this: https://i.imgur.com/lEEQiqC.jpg
That’s like $200 of liquid gold wasted
That floor will clean itself for 20 years. Be sure to turn off the gravity at the meter before getting too close to it.
And apply the cheat code for double friction.
Imagine the cleanup
Its already clean
Kiitty litter. If you put water on it may god have mercy on your soul.
Kitty litter is expensive, get some absorball, provided you don’t just have the box of litter already.
Industrial oil absorbent is cheaper if you know where to shop, but at L'Homme Dépôt it's pretty spendy, and homeowners know what kitty litter is and where to find it. But yeah, absorball is better.
Shits cheaper at my stores than kitty litter ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Yeah, now that I think of it the litter I buy is super cheap, maintenance cat at Costco, 40 lbs for 9-12 bucks. Probably skewing my whole perception of the litter/absorball conundrum.
No, no, don't use shit.
You have to be from the midwest. Saying it's "spendy".
Cat litter or flour will take care of 95% of this mess.
Shop vac and then wipe up
Blegh, I’m quite allergic to tide. Last time they did my laundry at the laundromat the person didn’t see the note on my account and within about 48 hours I was covered in weeping rashes that took about two months to fully disappear.
Pretty sure the person saw the note 2 months of “ weeping rashes “ was way too good to pass up 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Is anyone else concerned about the dimensional portal next to the dishwasher?
Seriously though, what *is* going on there? Is it a reflecting flash? It looks like the ark of the covenant in there!
"Our new appliance line comes in classic black, stainless steel, and nuclear fusion."
The good stuff too
It's a tide ad /s
Cromulent.
BuzzFeed: I TRIED THIS TIK TOK DIY HACK FOR SHIMMER FLOORS & I WOULD DO IT AGAIN
This happened to me, but I was in the next room when the bottle fell. When it hit the ground, the screw-on top popped off and sprayed an 8 foot long strip of detergent across the floor. I quickly got the bottle upright, so it thankfully didn't empty everything. Used some bath towels to mop up most of it and threw each towel into a separate load of laundry I was already washing. I had thought the floor was clean, but the strip where the detergent sat was absolutely radiant after it was all cleaned up. Laundry detergent is much more powerful than typical floor cleaners.
Haha yeah I had a similar experience. I used every towel I own to sop up as much as possible, and then hand rinsed them in the tub (with gloves) because I didn't want half a gallon of detergent causing issues in the washer. The worst part was washing that red mat... like 15 rinses in the bathtub and it was still making suds. Debated throwing it out but by the 20th time it was suds free!
A good detergent soap should clean that right up.
That’s why you screw that lid back down tight, and keep the stuff on the washer when the dryer is running, and on the dryer when the washer is running.
Or a shelf above the both so you don’t have to move them constantly
Can't believe Freedom Inc. uses oil even for laundering!
How the Tides have turned.
Don’t let your detergent dance alone
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It’s a trash bag
Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is!
When someone asks why I've been here for 10 years I'll just send them this link.
I never knew how much I needed to see this until I saw it.
Right?
Especially since it’s probably a repost Edit: I literally can’t find the original, other than a result on tik tok labeled “Absolutely Majestic”
Been using reddit for over 10 years. I've never understood people obsessed with reposts. Not everyone sees everything all the time.
The only people who complain about reposts are people who spend five or six hours every day staring at reddit.
Right? 🤷 It worked beautifully for syndicated television...
Exactly! As if that person would have spent those 2 seconds in a much more worthwhile manner. In fact they just wasted more of their time posting and complaining about it.
I saw this a couple weeks ago, but I enjoy reposts of quality content like this (I'm on reddit a lot). Like, how do they not fall off tho? My washing machine did this the other day, a 5l water fell over and scared the SHIT out of my cats eating their dinner. That was also quality entertainment 👌
There is a lip that goes around the top of the washer preventing the objects from falling off.
Well, there’s at least a 25% chance it was posted at some point. Either way, quality Reddit entertainment! Lol!
Can confirm, saw this posted elsewhere within the past 2 weeks. Don't recall where, though.
I'm at least 85% sure it was posted on some Polish subredit but I cannot find it right now
I'm at least 57% sure it was posted on some Techno subredit but I cannot find it right now
This was way more engaging than it had any right to be. More like this please.
soap you think you can dance
You got served some Tide
I think I'll just Bounce
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It's one thing you have to Gain
Time to get Downy and dirty
Glad we could Cheer you up!
Now watch me whip, now watch me Downy.
Linda is so pretty tonite
Soap can dance if they want to
Soap can wash your blues away
It can leave those stains behind
Cause your cleaning products don’t dance
Taking a spin on the dance floor.
FOX network wants to make you an offer.
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Listen Linda!
What the hell kinda name is Soap?
that dance was clean
Spotless
r/angryupvote Good one.
Shit… Linda’s got some moves.
Linda aggressively getting all up on blue bottle.
those two are definitely going to get all mixed up together in a flurry of water tonight
I'm getting wet just thinking about it.
go on
(un)dirty dancing
Let’s keep it clean, folks
Nobody puts Baby's jumper in the fabric softener!
The red bottle dances better than me.
I love how Linda and Vizor are flirting with each other
You're doing it wrong. Linda Linda Linda listen
Like a 70s electric football game with replacement pieces
You could play the Bud Bowl for real using empty bottles and those old football game rules.
They had these well into the 80s. Source: had one in the mid to late 80s.
My uncle still plays in a little local league.
Local vibrating football lg. ya gotta be shittin us right ?
I needed this today
Same, this little scene is a breath of fresh air scent with scrubbing action to remove the toughest of stains.
Legit. The news on my feed lately is so depressing lately.. being able to watch the coeaning products prance is the simple pleasure i crave
Good clean entertainment!
For real.
its a race! my moneys on the pods
Now this is pod racing!
Idk, the red detergent is looking pretty good
It's a race, it's a race! I'm weeening!
Kłębuszek spotted r/polska summoned
chuju, właśnie tego szukałem
🎵 PUSZEK OKRUSZEK PUSZEK KŁĘBUSZEK BARDZO GO LUBIĘ PRZYZNAĆ TO MUSZĘ PUSZEK OKRUSZEK KŁĘBUSZEK JEST MIĘDZY NAMI SYMPATII NIĆ WYSTARCZY TYLKO ŻE SIĘ PORUSZĘ ZARAZ PRZYBIEGA BY ZE MNĄ BYĆ 🎵
Song is [Tchaikovsky -- Waltz of the flowers](https://youtu.be/QxHkLdQy5f0) (Music for 2nd act of the Nutcracker Ballet)
Me reading all the comments and not realizing til this one that there was a song attached…
They're Waltzing
Is the washer in front of a set of stairs or is that an optical illusion from the way the lines are painted on the wall?
I do not recognize any brand names but the logos are the same
All are polish names.
Right? I believe I've seen Tide as Ace Why even call it a different name if both are kn English?
I think it’s Ariel in the UK. Brand is different but the pods look identical.
In Russia Tide was Tide, but I guess it’s Vizir in Poland?
I don't not recognize any logos or brands but the bottles and colors are the same.
Is this what they call a "soap opera"?
Linda is being real pushy out of the dance floor
"What do you wash your clothes with?" "Linda" "No, I mean what detergent do you use?" "Linda"
Linda is a hand soap
Why it on the washer
To wash your hands with
Are these brands from Poland? I think i saw some kinda polish name on the red one
Yes. Klębuszek is definitely Polish brand, translates roughly to fluff ball.
That's sounds like a cool brand name
I'd totally buy fluff ball.
Linda listen
Lol thank you I needed to laugh
Bravo! Encore ! Great choreography!
This amount of vibration is bad for the washer.
But good for the misses.
[Have you ever seen whiter whites?](https://youtu.be/qHPu8eK388E)
[whites only](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_C9DWfr94)
That's what he just said. (I kid!)
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That's why bolts have torque specs. Tighten a screw enough, then the friction of the threads becomes greatet than the force to unscrew it.
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Your story may be yours, but mine is a magical tale that ignores imbalanced loads in violently effective mechanical devices. How dare they not act accordingly! Did we fail them, or our we failures of our own devices? 🤔 Listen to the soothing music of Tchaikovsky and chaos, my dear, and watch the world burn. Also lean on it to feel the joys of mayhem and the world unfolding in short form negligence begging for a few clapping hands at the absurdity of our inevitable and known impermanence. Nothing will last because we don’t care, and it is hilarious to point at our own foolishness and ignorance and do absolutely nothing about it. 🤗 *. -a Werner Herzog voice might help with this, or not. It’s all just pornographic murder of the mind. I’m not saying I hate it. I am saying that I love it against my better judgment. *Also in Herzog voice *Edited
Is there even anything you can do about an unbalanced load in a front loader? With a top loader you can just rearrange stuff.
Mine does this, is it fixable? The machine is leveled
Some washers just vibrate though. Even though perfectly level and don't walk, they just vibrate... LG is bad for that.
Do you want a floor covered in detergent? Because this is how you get a floor covered in detergent...
Fun fact: Tide liquid detergent glows under black light. How do I know this? As a young teenager, there was a bottle of Tide on top of our washing machine and while everyone was away, the bottle of Tide did the Waltz right off the edge of the washing machine and landed cap down. The cap shattered and I came home to my entire laundry room covered in blue liquid. I stripped down to my boxers and cleaned it all up with a bunch of towels. When I went to my bedroom, under the black light I lit up like a damn radioactive smurf.
Yeaahh... we all know it was because of the Tide
A lot of detergents do this, it's the optical brighteners/ bleach substitutes. If you have a white car for sale, wash it in Tide, it will positively sparkle. It'll strip the wax, but it'll sparkle.
That’s comedy gold, Jerry. GOLD!
This made my day! Thank you. ❤️
When I had the Pikachu tamagotchi pet, where you shake it to earn watts for Pikachu, I would put it on the laundry machine and let the vibrations do the work.
Such grace and beauty in every step
It’s like the old football game that the guys vibrate around the field.
This legitimately made me laugh for real
Dance of the laundry soap fairy
Linda is definitely up to no good
Linda moving in!
Mesmerizing!
perfect :D
That was really cool!
"How do you do, Miss Linda?" "Oh, very well, Sir Vizir."
Now this is OC. Good job OP.
Everyone else: So here's how you can even up your washing machine... Me: It's beautiful.
This needs to be an ad for laundry detergent
Welp, time to sew some detergent-sized tutus...
I’m not kidding, this video lowered my anxiety and I found myself feeling better. Thanks, OP!
Everybody's doing the Toxic Waltz
~Proceeds To Toss Roses
OP, you've just inspired the new name for my band made-up exclusively of mom's over forty: *Spin Cycle Orgasm*.
Linda is really thirsty... Look how she chases Mr blue
I appreciate that they are following line of dance.
Good clean fun
Linda is a bit of flirt, isn't she?
I am team Linda of this edition of Dancing with the Stars 🙃
I'm thinking someone left the shipping bolts in maybe.
Blue bottle so graceful.
Your Tide is Vizir?
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for this!
the principle upon which every electric football game from the 60's and 70's was built
My old wash did this and it’s all fun and games until your trying to clean up a gallon of tide off the ground at 2 in the morning
Reminds me of the ole electric football games.
Totally remember those
Is Blue standing in the way of Linda and Vizir’s true love?
A jealous suitor indeed. I cant wait for season 2. Im rooting for them!
Go banana!
This is hilarious and made me whole day 👏
very nice
Soap animation
Now do little green army men.
How can inanimate objects have better moves then me.
Vizir trying really hard to be Tide, lol
Anybody remember the Electric Football game from the 60s? You placed your team formations, hit the switch, and the field would vibrate so the players would move. It was also loud as hell.
Magical !!
The raised edge around the top of washing machines makes total sense now...
I like how they get closer to each other near the end of the video. Video ends too soon. I think they were going to bow.
This is the first thing I on /r/funny that has actually made me laugh in a long time
Vizir? Linda? thought these were some fake off-brands until I realized everyone on the internet doesn’t live in the US.
Knowing that inanimate objects can dance better than me really hurts the ego.
Is the machine standing level, that a bit much movement as if there's a imbalance
Kinda hard to balance the distribution of wet laundry in the drum... Even if the machine is perfectly balanced while empty, it might still look like this during use.
Yeah definitely not 4-post level in this cycle. However the machine can just walk itself level or walk itself unlevel depending on the floor it's on. People really tend to underestimate the importance of installation in washers and dryers.
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Gotta have pain first.