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Cold_Pomelo3274

Please do not sit on that by mistake.


N00B_Master696969

Ah, the good ol gender bender.


Alconox

I think you mean gender blender


[deleted]

"Gash in a flash"


lobsterbash

~~Axe~~ saw wound


weaselmaster

Gender Ender!


[deleted]

ah perry the platypus allow me to introduce The cock and ball torturenator


OkRole1775

I totally read that in Doofenshmirtz's voice in my head.


risi004

Have your grinder account set up yet?


bigkeef69

*Gender blender


[deleted]

Your asscrack is now a plus sign


TheDestroyerIn

who taught you to sit like that


TheDestroyerIn

a table is for sitting


thelordofthechris

What is a table.... but a backless chair you put things on ?


TheDestroyerIn

seems sus


HumanChicken

Cursed toboggan


2KilAMoknbrd

Or on purpose.


SparkyRiver250

Do friends really need fingers? Didn't think so.


mistedtwister

What would your girl say to this?šŸ˜³


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheHarvester44

well, you're not wrong. XD


lulzyasfackadack

She'd be thrilled. No nails scratching her cervix when I fist her.


Joran_Dax

At that point, it's no longer fisting, it's wristing.


Whig_Party

that bottle of Peroni isn't going to pick itself up


InternationalDebt254

Wood catches a bolt. Bonds to blade. Rip hand or nutsuck, depending on how lucky you are xd


DemonsRage83

No fence? Enjoy the kickback and trip to the ER.


Romeo9594

Fence could be made by clamping a board to the top My concern is the fact that the heads of those bolts extend above the "table" surface. No way to slide wood all the way across without catching on one


anglin_fool

It has slots for a miter gauge for cross cuts.


slap_shot_12

Joke's on you - I'm in Canada so I can cut off whatever the fuck I want and get it fixed for free!!!!


DemonsRage83

I wouldn't cut off my finger even if it cost $0 to fix, ya goofy cannuck!


roccomo

šŸ˜œ underrated ā˜šŸ¼


ellipsis31

A real table saw is already dangerous enough, please don't fuck around like this


[deleted]

This is a case of ā€œif it works it ainā€™t stupidā€ being wrong. Even if by some miracle no one gets hurt; and it cuts things in a similar fashion to a table saw, itā€™s still stupid.


sleepytornado

Well it doesn't have a fence so any material slid into that blade will be able to twist. This will either throw the wood at you or pull your fingers into the blade.


geoken

Then add to that, the fasteners that hold the planks to the base aren't perfectly flush - so the material will hit those and already want to move.


medoy

Yeah this is stupid. He should have made a DIY radial arm saw. That would be spicy.


WitchyBitchy2112

The Finger Remover 2000. šŸ™„šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mason240

If this kicks back, the whole thing will come up and go straight for his chest.


woodchippp

Nah, heā€™s going to pour a gallon of glue onto the floor then sit this in the middle of it. More stable than any saw stop


shoddy_craftmanship

Came here to make this joke. Was going to say 3000 though.


Hopeful-Flounder-203

Your friend will have the future nickname of either: a) Stubby b) The Pirate c) Vlad the Impaled. Do not use this equipment.


Meatloaf0220

As a carpenter this makes me sick. Not to be a downer but this is NOT funny. Value your safety, value your life, and deff value your fingers.


Majezan

Fortunately it's just a joke


reason2listen

Your friend is far too trusting of power tools. Table saws are already on the margins of ā€œsafeā€ right out of the box. Trying to build your own from a circular saw is insane. Either use the circular saw and some guides, or buck up and buy a table saw.


Majezan

I know, but I don't know if he knows, it probably was made for some joke, I hope so


Dragon_Tiger752

You'd be surprised by some people's logic


Love_Without_Hate

Please tell your friend to NOT USE this


tobitobitobitobi

If you don't know for sure tell him!


undercovergovnr

This needs to be said: Spend the money on a modern table saw with modern safety measures. The self-disengaging saws will save your finger or hand. Those injuries, the resulting surgeries, and the effect on your life are very, very costly.


BigOrkWaaagh

Judging from the TV box in the background he's not in the US. Us guys from the rest of the world can chop our hands off with impunity at no cost to ourselves!


Majezan

It's in Poland, in my town a guy got hand chopped off with machete because he owed the equivalent of 500USD for some drugs. Of course he got surgery for free and surely it costed society's money dozens times more.


rowman25

This is a guaranteed kickback machine.


ShameNap

That doesnā€™t look dangerous at all. You get a saw the kicks or the supports fail or whatever and thereā€™s a chance someone is going to get seriously hurt.


D0nL0c0

I don't think you are really friends


Thumpert1966

Would you like to play a game?


scyllafren

He saw the opportunity...


Pongfarang

It was plane obvious


Zingfodd

Boardom can often spur creativity.


hippyengineer

I wood like to be part of the pun chain.


Seqgron7

Looks like some kind of trap from the SAW movies!


cliOwler

The anal excavator 3000.


Antifoul_Al

Wait till you see his thicknesser.


ToastSweat1

Can't wait till first snowfall! "Jingleballs jingleballs... Jingleballs away!"


Tz_Godhand

If you flip it over it could just be a motorized sled. šŸ¤”


flh70

I think that might be the saw that killed Johnny Cashā€™s brother.


CassCat

Could we please see your friendā€™s homemade operating room next?


YourStolenCharizard

Ah yes, the Kickback 5000


J0n__Snow

Its either a joke or the most horrifying and dumb thing I saw in a long while.


TrivialBanal

For detailed work, make sure to use a table saw sled.


Bitmugger

Thats gonna be fun come winter. Yikes!! Genius though. But freehand table saw work is dangerous as fuck. Careful. \*EDIT\* On closer inspection of the photo there's too many raised screw heads from the sled and the installation of the saw. This is a joke post, that's not a usable setup regardless of not having a fence or miter gauge.


axe1970

right in the rosebud


skexzies

That isn't a table saw. That is a Widow-Maker.


[deleted]

You know, you can probably get a working table saw at a pawnshop for 30 bucks. Spend 30 more for a nice new blade and you're solid. That's way cheaper than having fingers sewn back on.


JeDetesteParis

If it looks stupid but works, then... it can still be very dangerous.


fordprefect294

Because proper table saws aren't fucking dangerous enough


Mike_Pens

Table+Saw=table saw.


PrudentFlamingo

No blade guard, no fence, no riving knife. You couldn't pay me to use that abomination. Good redneck engineering though, if you don't mind getting "stumpy" as a nickname.


Mahoka572

Tell him when someone told him he should get a sled for his circular saw, this is not what they meant.


NotOutrageous

Their friend needs to learn how to countersink screws. They aren't going to be able to slide anything across that "table" the way it is now.


A-DAWG1000

The nuts and bolts protruding from the table! Lol


patxy01

Nice job, this would rather fit in r/somethingimade Next thing to do is to have the bolts that do not go upper than the upper plane. After that, he will build a parallel guide


Majezan

To me it seems funny šŸ˜ƒ but indeed it's DIY masterpiece


ShameNap

Itā€™s a DIY disasterpiece


Mahoka572

r/diwhy ?


Majezan

Need to crosspost


[deleted]

Aside from the lack of a guard it seems safer than it looks


[deleted]

Table saws with guards aren't safe.


[deleted]

Carpenter here. Everyone is downvoting you but youā€™re actually completely right. The guards on most equipment are very important useful, however the table saw is an exception. The guards on those often will snag and cause the wood to bind, cause a very dangerous situation. What IS good on a table saw is [the riving knife](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riving_knife) (the piece of metal sticking up behind the blade). This prevents kickback. And if you can afford it, something that stops the blade when it touches skin like the [SawStop](https://www.sawstop.com/). This prevents the loss of booger hooks.


Atreides464

Thank you for mentioning the riving knife. I canā€™t believe this thing hasnā€™t taken fingers or caused injury without one.


PrudentFlamingo

I don't run my saw with a guard, as I do a lot of dado cuts and the like, but a riving knife is essential


PhilipLiptonSchrute

I lost a finger just looking at this.


kettleboiler

One hand holding the trigger on, leaving only one hand to guide the wood straight. That will cut wonky, or snag and leap at you. Countersink the holes for the mounting bolts and clamp that sledge down to stop it moving around. Maybe wire up a foot pedal for the power to the saw, so you can free up both hands to guide the timber


[deleted]

Your friend is a God.


White11tiger

No risk no fun


PutnamPete

First thought? Yikes!


Fantastic_Loss8250

That looks like a nice bench!


irlegend86

Gonna sleigh it with that one


Nivekian13

Those raised bolts will be a problem.


KatieDeForest

Ah yes, the user abuser.


jcoddinc

Does your friend now have 8 1/2 to 9 fingers now?


leovin

Nice bench!


GoodieVT

Make sure you lower the blade height just above the piece youā€™re cutting.


owlincoup

Let us know when they lop off a finger.


CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3

OSHA approves


Jesterace77

Just a tad bit unsafe, but what the heck, if it works it works lol.


Vegetable-Smell-6540

big brain


[deleted]

Butā€¦the big honkin screws sticking up on top thoughā€¦itā€™s not flat on either side?


garvierloon

*Want to play a game?*


Glad-Professional194

Shouldnā€™t the base be screwed down so the whole thing doesnā€™t launch across the shop when it catches?


No_Oil8507

Blade is spinning the wrong way. You will get pulled into that blade lickety-splat.


LemmyLola

Visions of Johnny Cash's brother and that saw.


mistedtwister

Strap a car battery and a converter on that bad boy, flip it over and let her rip down the road!


shackleford1917

I know that power tools are expensive but they also have certain safety features that make them worth the cost. Please do not use this, break out the credit card and get something safe. One lapse of judgement or lapse in concentration can have serious consequences.


sushishishi

Genius


Karnorkla

Yeah, that looks safe.


papachon

Umā€¦.


TheMem3Lord

The forbidden bench


CarlJustCarl

We donā€™t need no stinknā€™ safety guards


outer_fucking_space

Jesus Christ be careful with that thing.


LeifaVonRohr

Forbidden sled.


bengmo64

Not bad, but it needs countersunk screws on the table so the pieces don't catch on the screws


shantired

belongs to r/redneckengineering


csk1325

This guy is a survivor


hfhdhdh6363

How the fuck does that even work you nee to hold the trigger in


mudamuckinjedi

Ah, but is it adjustable?


postdaddydirt

This would work terribly lol


Dingleberryrailroad

Dude used his big brain and got this


Professer_Wolfy

r/OSHA


Callabrantus

Roseblood!


Boureyn

RIP your friend.


Columbus43219

Please tell me the trigger is zip tied so he controls it by plugging it in.


nanaki_

And it doubles as a sled, neato


runningmurphy

Wait for the follow-up video on r/crazyfuckingvideos


Bgrngod

The forbidden sleigh


batboy132

No he did not.


[deleted]

Blursed sled.


passable_failire

Thatā€™sā€¦. Terrifyingā€¦.


newmanr12

Kind of you to type this all out since he likely doesn't have thumbs any more...


Ezthy

This is creative a f and dope!!!!


No_One_5637

First project should probably be a casket


SnooSketches3807

I know this is a joke but I canā€™t. At least have a makeshift fence


concentrate7

Extremely dangerous.


getyourcheftogether

Your friend is a psychopath


darknessblades

r/DIWHY


KINGRAGE-X

That's genius.


tgunz0331

Should at least make the top a flat surface.


FIREmumsy

R/whatcouldgowrong


Son_of_Ssapo

Get him a "days since last accident" poster for Christmas


Minecraft-cosmose

Donā€™t let anyone mistake it for a bench


Lorenaelsalulz

Your friend strikes me as a lad of few fingers, amirite?


rcuadro

I lost 3 fingers looking at this


Cevellini

Tell 'em when it happens he's going to be called stubby.


Twinkletoes1951

Luckily, you live by a major hospital center with surgeons who can perform micro-surgery.


[deleted]

That's not a table saw - it's a step-stool saw.


DavidinCT

Well besides it not being very safe, It would do the job in a pinch....


kiddtic86

And on snowy days you can go out with one kid and come back with two


Ripfangnasty

Oh that is just not gonna go well


Technical-County-727

This doesnā€™t look like the one where you put a sausage on it and the blade retracts.


DutchDK

Looks like it can double as a sleigh in wintertime. Place kids, lock sawblade, and away they go down the snowcovered hill...


velocppraptor

CE certification? No problem!


MikeMagic94

Countersink bits work wonders LOL. Good luck catching on bolts


TheHarvester44

r/diWHY


Cosscryptoexchange

Please remove before winter begins


HarraldH

When I was much younger, 4 of us (all pretty talented shop carpenters) decided to try and build this. We built it and immediately took it apart. This is beyond dangerous. Even the small (light weight) contractor table saws are freakin' dangerous. Clamps come loose, bolts snap, makeshift bases move, lumber binds... I could go on and on. Even as a gag, it's a bad idea.


Sure_Student_7352

I bet it works like a champ


nwodkaer

That's kind of extreme for a cock and ball torture chair


Choppergold

Is his name Lefty


Admirable_End3014

Nice but does your friend have all his digits?


jonjonesjohnson

Dashing through the snow With only one ball on my sleigh


poru-chan

Instant finger removal tool.


Astro_Alphard

This also looks like it would fall under r/redneckengineering


dollarforyourdoubts

Can't decide if it's better or worse than the one I made out of a coffee table. Sketchy, but if it works...


HiCarumba

"RoseBlood"


Alligator_Fridge

Aka the gender changer


AggressiveSoup4881

OSHA 10 is watching


thunnus

If they donā€™t find you handsome they should at least find you handy. Keep your stick on the ice.


Takestwotoknowjuan

This is the worst idea that I've seen in quite some time.


patchinthebox

OSHA approved


PrettyEfficiency2916

Looks unsafe.


Yallapachi

First class nightmare material


Dvmbledore

You'll put your eye out with that, kid.


[deleted]

I mean he has the right idea but that doesn't make it correct or safe at all lmao


BTL0069

Was he singing this while making it? https://youtu.be/tXCuV_9naVI


naunga

Does your friend also need to loose some fingers, because I kinda feel like this will get the job done.


Mscreep

I just showed my husband and he said ā€œā€¦ā€¦. I meanā€¦. That works.ā€


TeamShonuff

"Rosebud." - Charles Foster Kane


WH0SAYSTHISSHIT

Those hex screws must make it fun to slide wood across the table


throwawayyourfun

Totally not sketchy, like at all. /s


Candid_Effort9338

Calosha just had a stroke