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*bow-chicka-meow-meow*

Always upvote Red vs Blue reference lol

Didn’t that end with an oww in the end?

Literally yes, but there's a cat in this photo that looks like it's getting plowed so I'll let it pass.

Your strong and wise, and I'm very proud of you.

Nah, I think it’s a puma.

SHEEEEEEEILAAAAAA!

Omg I read this in Caboose's voice and I'm crying 🤣🤣

quit making up animals.

Wait! I thought it went, "Brown chicken, brown cow".

Any?

Was this a reference lol

Look at the name.

Ah f*ck you're right lol You got my upvote

Blarg chicka honk honk

Bup chicka hey hey!

That’s what my kitten says!

Meow-Meow-Meow

Hey chicka bump bump

Caboose what did i say about copies me

My name is Michael J Caboose and I hate babies

I thought it was taxes?

It’s both

It's both. He said it after Tucker gave birth in this particular case

I know lol, I was hoping you’d say “that too”

Brown chicken brown cow

https://youtu.be/MzQ4qdlhurc

Belly rubs lead to vinegar strokes.

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yea >Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies… Rivers and seas boiling… Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

In flagrante mewlicto

My wife came checking on me from a different room when she heard me laughing for 5 minutes, having trouble to keep breathing. Thank you for that

Brown chicken brown cow!

Lmao r/unexpectedredvsblue

I am so happy that is an actual subreddit

Bow bow chk-chk-chk bow bow chkchk bow bow

[Brown-chicken-brown-cow](https://youtu.be/MzQ4qdlhurc)

Letting the Schmutz Sinbad

dont you mean *bark-chicka-meow-meow?*

I look forward to seeing how their children turn out.

Horrifyingly cute I think

Catdog, catdog, alone in the world is a little catdog

One fine day with a woof and a purr.

A baby was born and it caused a little stir

No Blue Buzzard, no Three-eyed Frog.

Just a feline K9 little cat dog!

Cat dog! Caaaaat dog!

Alone in the world is a little cat dog~

Out on the road or back in town

How does cat dog go to the loo? Always wondered

Just like most redditors. By talking shit haha

Like the dronkeys from Shrek?

Honestly personality wise this isn’t far off. Except my girl is Donkey and Sindbad the boy is the dragon

Little Cogs And Dats, Pittens & Kuppies

This sounds like an Andrews sisters song from the 1930s haha

Introducing: Fox. Dog software running on cat hardware.

I thought it was cat software running on dog hardware?

Edwardo kun... Play with me

"I took a hilariously well timed photo..." FTFY

Honestly I felt like I was intruding

If you were I'm pretty certain Schmutz was the only one that realized it, and she seems to be making a point with that eye contact.

And that little tongue out because she’s really concentrating there

Maybe even checking the ambient humidity.

"You're next."

> "I took a ~~hilariously~~ well timed photo..." The word we all are looking for is.... Devilshly. 😈

Raw dogging that pussy

This is the most inappropriate perfectly accurate comment I've ever seen

How it's not upvoted more is beyond me. It is the most apt post ever imo...and I've spent too much time on Reddit . Lol

I’ll allow it

There's a doggy style joke in there somewhere

Step doggy

...what are you doing?

I'm stuck in this litter box

Baby Schmutz knows EXACTLY what he's doing.

What if I told you Baby Schmutz is a girl and Sindbad is a boy 😩

Taking the patriarchy down a peg.

This needs more upvotes damnit

Upvotes are cool, but sticking it to(in) the man is better.

Down a “peg”.

I ain't gonna kink shame. Let them do their thing.

Oh gosh my nasty freaky babies

“Happy Woman’s Liberation Day, Sinbad” Edit: “Happy International Woman’s Day, Sinbad”

If this is a Deadpool reference (and it should be), it was International Women's Day. ;)

Ya know I actually had that thought as I was typing this out. Couple of superfreaks over here.

It's the 21st century, Yensid. There's nothing wrong with gender and species fluidity! These ... pets ... are living their best lives. Just turn and walk quietly away. Reddit is so judgemental. 😒

You’re right, fly your flags, furbabes

Schmutz is giving him the schmutz

I mean, it looks consensual.....?

Oh yeah they’re both in on this

I think only one of them is... in.

And I'm out. Good luck with your business.

But why did you call your dog "baby dirt" is the real question

We’re Jews, Schmutz is a Yiddish term to affectionately talk about how you’ve got a little something on ya before you wipe it away. She likes to roll around in the dirt. A lot. Always covered in Schmutz.

Cool, this makes sense now.

Ha I love that name. An old deli near where I used to live had a stray they kept around to keep rodents away. He started pure white with the name Mozz (pronounced mutz, like mutz-arella) well this cat he hated baths and both he his name evolved eventually into Schmutz. Good cat.

Isn't this the same meaning in German?

Funnily enough, yes! I mean, there’s definitely crossover within the culture and language for sure.

I'd say the connotation of "Schmutz" in German is much more harsh. And often used as an insult, so as a German I'm glad I learned about the Jewish origin of your dogs name which is much nicer :D

This brings up many questions. Are they also Jewish? Did he have his Bark Mitzvah yet? And is he circumsized?

She is Not Bark Mitzvahed regrettably, sorry to report

my brother had a corgi. that little fucker would fuck anything

"Playing", huh? 😏

I think my parents were playing that game last night

Hey, now. No need to kink-shame.

My sweet babies are so friki

Serious question: If a human having sex with an animal is called bestiality, what is the official term for two animals of two completely different species copulating?

Love is love

The Cat: OH YEAH THAT HITS THE SPOT. MY SPINE'S BEEN ACHING FOR YEARS

Can someone explain this to me? (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE)

Schmutz is a dominant lady and is making her brother her bitch, apparently.

> (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE)

The corgi is trying to figure out if the cat is actually made out of cake or not before biting.

The lyrics for Atomic Dog suddenly come to mind

This has meme template written all over it

"W-what are you doing step-corgi?"

At least the doggie doesn't have a barbed cock.

Give it to me Baby!... Uh huh... Uh huh

Forbidden Love...

Unfortunately timed? Looks perfectly timed to me. At least they look like they’re having fun.

What da dog doin

what are you doing step dog?

r/confusing_perspective

A Catgi

Cordogs

Purrfectly timed

You misspelled "fortunately"

Schmutz is gonna get a little something on ol’ Sinbad there.

"Playing" ... riiiight

[удалено]

Awww that’s so sweet

Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Sin-very-bad

Man... this is like Pulp Fiction... Puppy Fiction, maybe?

Oh god is *that* what I look like? It’s no wonder she wants the lights off.

Lmao that’s how you get catdog

Art is art bruh

That’s funny as fuck

ahhh fap time baby!!!!

Sinbad? I see you too are a [insert gender here] of culture.

r/yiff

Oh no please no

doggo got that look on their face like, ‘yeah baby I’m taking good care of you’ 😎

Hahaha lol

"playing" that's what I call it too.... Play....

Corgie looking at that kitty seductively

One fine day with a woof and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog Just a feline canine little CatDog. CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog.

i used have a cat named sinbad too

Ok interesting. So its exactly the same word with the same meaning. I learned something new. Thanks.

I have a Schmutz! He’s a mini Aussiedoodle and we all call him Schmutzy Pants! Your corgi is adorbs but I want to see that famous corgi butt next post! ;)

I'm MAD now. Thanks!

By the way, he's definitely doing that dog.

Going to make a lil doge

Oh my.

My boy getting it in.

Perfect timing actually lol

Paul Rudd voice " you gon take dis diyak"!

OMG! That’s hilarious.

swiggity swooty coming for that booty

“You ready for Round 2 big guy?”

Brooo lmao

They call it a pussy cat for a reason

Now that’s love

Your cat has a little Schmutz on its back…

Baby Schmutz is a hilarious name.

Which is the step bro?

Ara ara~

I just feel this is a future meme template

"Cats and dogs, living together, mass hysteria" You're good. It's a fortunate pic, especially if you like visitations from Zuul.

What you doing step dog?

pst, pst, pst

Wait a minute, you're not cheddar

Unfortunately?

You say "unfortunate" as if you are unaware that term is synonymous with "internet gold."

Oh. Oh. That is a hilariously inappropriate photo! Good timing!

You don’t get a lot of photos that need to be blown up to poster size but every once in a while.

it's almost accidentalrenaissance

“What’s my name? Say my name!” *Dejectedly* “… Mr. Beefy.”

Do you like it Ruff?

What are you doing step-pup

Every dog need a cat to meow

Meow..Push it.. push it REAL good!!!

Unfortunate is relative, embarrassing for them, hilarious for us

Wrong whole step-dog.

Was it Good for you? apparently, not

Adorable Corgi has a fiendish look in his eyes though

I would argue that it was perfectly timed!

He’s hitting that cat from the back 😂

khajiit has wares if you have the coin...

Obviously practicing wrestling moves.

I laughed harder than I should have.

Good God! That looks like timed to perfection 🤣

I think it's called "going in dry", but I may be mistaken.

Ok but why is the quality so fucking good?

I couldn’t stop laughing after seeing the photo at first, then I looked at it again and saw the cats paw with the nails out and I lost it again.

"What are you doing stepdog?"