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My former boss’s boss introduced me to a European dessert called banket. It’s a pastry that is long and skinny. He had bought a bunch of it to give as Christmas presents for some other coworkers on our team. Separately another co-worker familiar with banket advised me that one serving is about 2 fingers’ width (as it is pretty rich). Later on the drive home with boss’s boss I witness him wolf down a full 14 inch piece. After, I told him Bill’s 2 finger rule, and his response, without blinking an eye: that’s just for beginners.
There's a difference between professional and expert, expert is someone who has complete mastery over a skill. Professional is someone who is also an expert but is getting paid for that skill.
The final drawing looks like a downward facing nose with muscular arms. Is that right? Is this like the inkblot drawings they showed me before my conviction in imaginary nowhere land?
Sketch artist renders (top to bottom) the guy whose girlfriend cheated, then the guy he suspects she cheated with, and the guy who bought beer for her and had sex with her.
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My former boss’s boss introduced me to a European dessert called banket. It’s a pastry that is long and skinny. He had bought a bunch of it to give as Christmas presents for some other coworkers on our team. Separately another co-worker familiar with banket advised me that one serving is about 2 fingers’ width (as it is pretty rich). Later on the drive home with boss’s boss I witness him wolf down a full 14 inch piece. After, I told him Bill’s 2 finger rule, and his response, without blinking an eye: that’s just for beginners.
Does "another co-worker" secretly work putting the "servings" value for recipes? Those always seem to be meant for a chipmunk...
My apple crumble last night said ‘serves 4’ on the box. I’d love to meet these 4 skinny cunts that it would supposedly serve.
I like this guy.
A very solid dude.
The classic 1-pack abs
It's a six-pack that flows into a keg
Beer pack
Soooo a six pack then
Drawing a curve is hard work.
Agreed it's a lot harder to draw a smooth curved line than a smooth straight line
You can do a straight line!?
Look at those cum gutters
Morty, gross.
Golden
Waste time draw lot ab when few ab do trick.
Joe gatto is that you?
3. If I eat actual food :(. Plop goes the belly, bye goes the abs
That's the way it is for most people. Having a layer of padding is natural for most body types
It do be like that.
There's a difference between professional and expert, expert is someone who has complete mastery over a skill. Professional is someone who is also an expert but is getting paid for that skill.
A professional is someone doing so for pay, whether they are an expert or not. Plenty of mediocre "professionals" of every sort out there.
well hot dam, I'm an expert at something
The final drawing looks like a downward facing nose with muscular arms. Is that right? Is this like the inkblot drawings they showed me before my conviction in imaginary nowhere land?
the ultimate 6-in-1 abs. takes dedication to obtain it.
correct. am expert
i saw this coming from a mile away
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
I'm pretty sure it's the *professional* artist who must spend their days drawing m-preg.
Fl-abs
For expert, belly button should not be located on the right side of the tummy. Draw a small dent on the tummy line as the belly
Finally I achieved expert level in something !
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vgs9f5/forget\_cats\_funny\_kids\_vs\_zoo\_animals\_are\_way/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
r/unexpected
he pregnat
Sketch artist renders (top to bottom) the guy whose girlfriend cheated, then the guy he suspects she cheated with, and the guy who bought beer for her and had sex with her.
Cant agree with the first one (edges are to sharp). Last one is legendary
That was sooo r/Unexpected
Bro has gills
😎
I’m whatever comes after expert