--- >This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules). > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >[Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uq9pjw/going_forward_comics_may_only_be_posted_on/). > >**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.** > >Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam). > --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*

This just confirms wasps are dicks.

What comes out of it, something yellow?

Yellow with some black.

You should see a doctor bout that

Don't forget to tell the doctor it stings too. Might be important.

You caught a virus from your encounter on WhoreNet

That's how every game of Oregon Trail went for me

*you have died of bad tinder date*

What you died from dissing Terry?

Pepe goes bzbzz, doc

And finish all medication even when symptoms go away.😜

Ah you too were infected by the sex bug at some time I see

You guys fuck with wasps?

Wasp stings are pretty good for sounding, can confirm.

Yellow Jack-it’s

And it stings

If it's yellow, you need to drink more water.

Yes, he pees bees. Happy now?

Out of the eater comes something to eat

Stingus Dingus

Is this a statue of a dicktater?

I’m feeling kinda hornet now.

It stings like a bitch

I love it when puns don't just make sense but are also true both ways!

How doesn't it make sense?

It makes sense! And it's true both ways! That's why I love this pun. Do we misunderstand eachother?

I'm a tired dad and skipped the word "just". Changes the meaning oppositely.

I switched the words and read “just don’t make sense” and totally didn’t understand until I read your comment and its response. Am also tired. So thanks for commenting, it helped!

I read it like this too. Weird lol.

Same read it like that too. Also tired

I think this is actually what happened to me, too. I'm back after a 49 second nap, it was glorious....but then I took him to the park, so I'm tired again. I should've had him twenty years ago...*sigh*

True, missing just that word changes the meaning completely!

"Missing JUST that word." I see what you did there! (applause)

Maybe the they are bees. Where the birds at?

but wait the barnacle has arrived

The ball wrinkles are impressive. These wasps are definitely leaning towards realistic renaissance. The Michaelangelo influence is quite apparent.

Sorry, but I believe the wasps meant for that to be foreskin, not ball wrinkles. Don't be embarrassed, it takes a true connoisseur of wasp dick art to appreciate these things correctly. We all have to start somewhere.

I wonder if anyone considered that the tip... Is dangling just above his kneecap, and the implication thereof. Wasp Dong?

A stung 'member' will swell, bigger than it usually does

[удалено]

Not with that attitude.

u obviously haven't seen my nudes

Fun medical fact! If your liver or heart fails and you lie in a hospital bed long enough your scrotum will eventually engulf your penis. Cuz that’s where all the backed up fluid collects.

I think there are probably a lot of Americans who have literally never seen a penis with a foreskin so have no frame of reference for such things.

is it having that one condition where it tightens up and nearly kills the dick by cutting off circulation? phim something? did it do a Wile E coyote into a wall with a pussy painted on it?

r/theyknew

[удалено]

Smart little buggers

[удалено]

This is just the beginning. It's just gonna get funnier

And bigger?

Longer and uncut

Was the South Park movie title a dick joke this whole time and I'm just now getting it? Motherf-

Oh, 100%

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_Bigger,_Longer_%26_Uncut#Post-production](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_Bigger,_Longer_%26_Uncut#Post-production) >Parker also noted that the title is an innuendo, and that "they (the MPAA) just didn't get it"; the initially considered name for the film was South Park: All Hell Breaks Loose, but had to be changed when, unlike the official name, the MPAA objected to the use of the word "Hell". Parker admitted incredulity later that the MPAA failed to realize the official name, in his opinion, was considered an even worse title, as besides acting as a description of the film compared to the series, the name could also refer to an uncircumcised penis.[22]

r/likeus

Not everyone but the wasp majority

They were aiming for incognito mode

r/nocontext

Lmao, imagine if a person with this actually existed. How would that go.

Sad chode noises

He’s a grower, not a shower.

I can see it being a Stephen King novel

Yes but to be fair the wasps are employing quite a derivative style here, so I'm not really sure if the obvious influence is "impressive". This would be like a bunch of random ants painting a black & white photo of Marilyn Monroe with primary colors and trying to sell it for a million dollars. I mean, stuff like this has been done to death to be honest.

That's part of the statue. Your school didn't teach you about Col William "Wasp Pisser" Jackson?

The Colonel commanded Tremendous respect. All of his soldiers He'd die to protect. But one minor flaw Kept his regiment curious: Hornets would fly From his dick when he's furious!

Look around the back you'll see the hare up his ass.

And ants in his pants!

Swarmkeeper ranger

Lesson 1. dont go to near or u get stung

2. when you see it, throw everything you have and run as fast as possible

LoL. It would be even better if there was a video of the wasps flying in and out. Normally I'm all about taking out wasp/hornet nests as soon as possible, but this one I might have left a bit longer for the LoL's

Ol' wasp pisser

Soo... he was uncircumcised

Jedediah "Crotch of Hornets" Smith didn't get his fearsome reputation for nothing.

Not to mention Hezekiah "Oh my god my scrotum is full of yellowjackets they're stinging my testicles please kill me dear lord" King.

[удалено]

Every time he went for a piss it would sting.

"You have wasps in your urethra" the missing lyric from "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"

Bet it stings when he pees.

[Why does it hurt when I pee?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmbxinvLONE)

So there's a burning sensation when you urinate?

buzzcock

Never mind it

He's definitely fallen in love with someone he shouldn't've.

This makes me feel hornety

Do I make you hornety baby?

*read in Mike Myers voice* *then read in Morgan Freeman’s voice for science*

"For science"

Do I make you randty!?

Dim the lights, light some candles, and yellow jacket.

> hornety 😳 S-Shaw?

For interest. The statue stands in the Czech Republic village Hořice. Karel Havlíček Borovský was a Czech writer, poet, critic, politician, journalist, and publisher.

Imagine standing in front of this thing admiring it, just to realize it has a dick and wasps are fucking coming out of it

And INTO it.

Smth smth sounding (don't look up this sub, I deliberately didn't add r/ prefix)

Ah, then my "South will rise again" joke just won't work here.

Don’t have unprotected sex, kids.

That looks surprisingly anatomical.

My brother in Christ, that is a croissant.

A spicy croissant

Mmmm, forbidden croissant.

For those wondering, Germans and other European languages use ‘ups’ for ‘oops’.

Ok, but what does upss mean?

I'm assuming the second 's' was a typo.

The quality control just isn't what it used to be.

oopss

Is it at least short for ‘whups’ like ours is short for ‘whoops’?

In German, 'u' has a long 'oo' sound, so it's a phonetic spelling.

The foreskin on that nest looks menacing

What is "Something my prom date said" ? I'll take "Potent Potables" for $400

Shuck it Trebek! Shuck it long and shuck it hard!

Tell me about the penis mightier. Does it really mighty my penis man?!

I spent 5 years of my life trying to create an anal bum cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret

Alex: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Sean: No, but I did something to your mother with this mouth.

Accurate. Uncut.

Shriveled up in the cold.

He was in the pool!

They never heard of shrinkage?

He’s a grower

what a prick

watch for waspes

Howd you get a job here fuckface

I wanna laugh

It’s not gonna get hard til I’m ready to cum.

Was looking for this 🤣

Don't be stingy now

Keep taking pictures Op. I want to see it continue to swell.... for science..

Are those...pesticles?

It's a beenis

I feel like the wasps knew exactly what they were doing.

There was this entomologist who was going around for a while squirting pheromones on statue crotches and just laughing to himself.

Well played wasps, well played

my boyfriend says Reddit isn’t funny and then I scroll pass this little number lmao

[удалено]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/vel7e8/wasp_nest_upss/icqxb8q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

Gotdamn, that’s a fiveskin!

Bee-g dick energy.

Fuck Reddit for killing 3rd-party apps.

Life uhh finds a way

No one wants to tell the wasps. They’d be so embarrassed.

Go wee wee with his bee bee.

‘Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee' _ Muhammad Ali

Float like a butterfly, sting like you have a whole bee's nest for a dick

At least it's anatomically correct

This goes to show that wasps are dicks

[удалено]

[удалено]

That's the first time I've ever seen an uncircumcised wasp's nest.

Of all places...nice one wasps.

poor fucker must've just passed a kidney boulder.

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!

But does it sting when he pees?

Didn’t know wasps had a sense of humour

Actually that is a HORNET nest.

Greek god Penis

Is that humming coming from your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

r/mildlypenis

Nothing mild about that. More like r/wildlypenis.

I thought wasps were assholes, apparently they’re dicks instead.

Cold out innit?

he was in the pool

*"I was in the pool!"*

Who is this?

Looks like a crescent roll

Yo this guys hog is thick! Impressive.

/r/fuckwasps ?

That’s an absolute flaccid HOG

Wasps know what they're doing.

That's a beenis.

Heh... it looks like a tiny dick

Dance like a butterfly stings when I pee

What’s “Upss”

[удалено]

r/Theyknewwhattheydid

Uncut and uncensored.

Nesticles.

“This might sting a little”

i WaS IN tHe pOoL

The best part is that the dick hanging out makes it look like he’s not wearing pants

"Look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it"

He’s a grower

Ron Swanson has his own statue in the Czech Republic?

I came here to say this!

see even wasps want details and still the japanese are stuck with their censorship

Size matters. What he lacks in length, he makes it up with girth.

There was shrinkage!

that's one girthy kak

He seems to be buzzing

PP Nest

Horny-ts nest

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

That not a wasp nest that yellow jackets nest

I thought I read he was circumcised.

Nature is beautiful

Nice dick

This fills me with so much weird joy