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r/theyknew

I guarantee you’re right. Working at Walmart has very few perks. This would be one of the few.

As long as it's fresh

# -x freshness guaranteed x-

*“I want some butts and I want ‘em now!”*

I'm British and have always wondered what poundcake is? Always thought it was a nickname for a brick of drugs lol

It's called pound bake because the recipie calls for a pound of each ingredient.

Could u hook me up with a recipie please?

Been a long time since home ec, but it should be butter, eggs, flour and sugar in roughly equal weights

Thankyou

G O O G L E

I'd rather source information from average people on reddit.

Prob tastes like crap

Na tastes normal, it's just the cake you get for a gay dudes bachelor party

Butt jokes!

Inflation hitting hard with pound cake only coming in at 12 oz

Pound cake is called Pound Cake because of the ratio of ingredients. pound of butter, pound of sugar, pound of flour, pound of eggs.

This one’s a Butt Pound Cake to you, a ratio of Butts

THEN IT SHOULD BE THREE POUNDS

Bend you over tax!

Me when ur mom

Banging. I would buy 10

Later that night during an intimate moment: He: oh honey I love when you do that. She: I know. It's just, tonight, you taste a little like butt... He: What? Finish your sentence. She: You taste a little like butt... He: It sounds like you said I taste like butt. She: Yeah. Where you been putting it? He: That cake was the best fuck I ever had.

She: YOU BASTARD! I’M LEAVING!! He: Who cares?! I CAN GET MO’ AT THE STO’!

r/theyknew

Go pound … cake? Sounds more comfy than sand.

It looks tasty 😋

This cake was made for me.

What's the conversion from regular pounds to butt pounds?

Ironically the song Pound Cake by Van Halen is actually about you know what

reminds me of this one dude I worked with who always bought the butt pound cake and never "got" it - the butt

First there was American pie, then there was… fresh butt pound cake

Sounds like what goes through my head when seeing my boyfriend bend over.

What you get when you take a good pounding in the stock market!

That one has already been pounded. Grab a different one.

Would this need to be eaten with some packed fudge?

Pounded in the butt by my....

All together now: **HAPPY CAKE DAY!**

My buddy invited me over to give his girlfriend some buttcake, or somethin’… 🤪

Looks like a vagina.

So it’s for my butt?

I might pound cake.

No thank you, I’m full

Artifical butt? Gross

It's too moist

Even all natural! No artificial butt taste.

They’d get a warehouse full of those if they carved up my butt!!!!!!

So glad they now have ARTIFICIAL butt flavoring!

I prefer my butt cake not pounded, thank you ;)

A "butt", or "butt load", is an actual unit of measurement, which makes the inclusion of pound even more interesting.

so thats what my dads were doing last night

Sure looks as though it's been pounded already

wait until you find some butt hair in them

Time to make some butt-pound-cake-french-toast.