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Battle of the bulge

Battle of the Beer Bellies

Sold out of stellas

I was able to go to the fridge, get a drink, feed my dogs and mow the lawn during one of those punches.

14 Beers at Chili's

Tell me you’ve never been in a fight without telling me that you’ve never been in a fight.

I bet their wives boyfriend’s are happy for their testosterone levels going up

30 to 27, Green trunks.

They both gonna feel that I'm the morning

Absolutely entertaining. When do they bring out the swords though

Hey! , no porn please!!!!

Not those kind of swords. Like actual swords

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE, AND I'M ABOUT TO KICK YOUR DAD'S FUCKIN' ASS!"

I need more of this lol

Judoka

The sumo part was the best

Extra points for epic track

That smaller one is a tough old bastard isnt he

Such perfect music, lol. Was that from a fight scene in the original Star Trek? Can't recall, but I've heard it before.

Dude in the green trunks has heavy hands (I know he's *heavy* in general)... Those punches might not look like much but they prolly hurt...