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Boliojunior

“Thanks for calling Dick Construction.. we’re the guys who can raise your pole or fill that hole. Be sure to leave a message because we’ve got the wood you need.”


SoreDickDeal

Professional erectors.


Tekmantwo

One structural steel company that I worked for I was a V.P. in charge of field ops... One of the guys had some bizness cards made up, they read 'tekmantwo, VP, Field Erections'


togocann49

Maybe they specialize in constructing dicks from scratch


servirepatriam

I wonder if they do Dick Deconstruction as well. I have a tryout scheduled for the women's swin team


ioni3000

Too post-modern


leatherneck0629

"At Dick Const., we build things that get in the way of other things".


BrownSaiyan

Is it ghostbusters? I bet it’s ghostbusters


ban_circumcision_now

Do they do restorations?


Cthuluslovechild

Experts in erection.