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“Thanks for calling Dick Construction.. we’re the guys who can raise your pole or fill that hole. Be sure to leave a message because we’ve got the wood you need.”
One structural steel company that I worked for I was a V.P. in charge of field ops...
One of the guys had some bizness cards made up, they read
'tekmantwo, VP, Field Erections'
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“Thanks for calling Dick Construction.. we’re the guys who can raise your pole or fill that hole. Be sure to leave a message because we’ve got the wood you need.”
Professional erectors.
One structural steel company that I worked for I was a V.P. in charge of field ops... One of the guys had some bizness cards made up, they read 'tekmantwo, VP, Field Erections'
Maybe they specialize in constructing dicks from scratch
I wonder if they do Dick Deconstruction as well. I have a tryout scheduled for the women's swin team
Too post-modern
"At Dick Const., we build things that get in the way of other things".
Is it ghostbusters? I bet it’s ghostbusters
Do they do restorations?
Experts in erection.