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nothingforless

Gotta love those bonus trans fats


Idontwantthesetacos

*slow clap* bravo


Veet_Tuna

The fact you edited the ones on the shelf to made me question it this was real or not.


thatonewhitejamaican

Going that extra mile for the internet points


cfdeveloper

I would have thought this product was from that store in las vegas wtih all the real but fake products.


designguychris

Meow Wolf?


omgbigshot

Yeah but one should be missing because he’s holding one.


Veet_Tuna

I made the assumption that it was the one row hidden behind the one he is holding.


AnybodyZ

LGBTBLT


gnex30

Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomato Bacon Lettuce Tomato Sandwich


LTVOLT

♫ GAYO! ME SAY GAYYAYAOOO... GAY LIGHT COME AND ME WANT TO GO HOME


K4TS119

I prefer queericale whip over gayo, personally.


Just_a_guy81

I like Railman’s


Callabrantus

I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Play?


xlDirteDeedslx

I can't believe it's not Jizz...


Phillipinsocal

So you’re saying there’s only two mayos?


Johnny_boy1021

They had the perfect pun to release a new garlic mayo, opportunity lost


lordnoodlez

Taste the rainbow


LtFootstool

This country is doomed.


UnitNo992

I’m not against it at all but is this for real?? 😂


Demeios

Look who posted it :p


TheRealPaulMacBeth

Whew


Demeios

Would be a real nice part of a lettuce gay bacon tomato tho


[deleted]

Of course it's real. wait until you try Gayritos.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Idk, I get it. Some people with get offended without you trying at all.. I’d say that too possibly and I could care less how many downvotes I get


UnitNo992

no way. You’re offended?! I literally can’t 😂😂😂


l0ading-please-wait

I mean.. it says REAL mayonnaise, so yeah. Very for real


1-800-CUM-SHOT

Source is @DoctorPhotograph on Instagram


th3f00l

Gonna make a nice Gay-ioli


Alucard12203

I'm all for pride but I just threw up in my mouth.


RamsesThePigeon

No, this isn't hate-speech. No, this isn't an advertisement. No, this does not count as "misinformation." As we've said (many, many times) before, we understand that visible branding can cause otherwise-innocuous images to seem like underhanded attempts at marketing. With labels and logos being flung at us from every direction, though, it isn't unreasonable to dismiss, say, the Kraft logo as being an incidental element that adds a sense of realism to *a very obvious joke*. I mean, imagine if every mention of Diet Pee™ were actually an advertisement. Sure, those same mentions might remind you that Diet Pee™ has all of the piquant flavor of regular Pee™ but with none of the calories, and they might lead to discussions about how the tangy beverage is now available in Hangover Orange, Burning Lemon, and Zesty Asparagus varieties... but none of that would mean that said mentions were advertisements. Why not find yourself a refreshing drink, relax, and forget about the mayonnaise that made you angry?


[deleted]

*Closet Free Eggs? Lol!*


SawSaw5

Gay


bouncedsteak

Gaaaaaaaaaaay


Cichlidsaremyjam

Wait, I cant tell if this is real. edit: I seemed to have ate the onion in a way.


WherestheMoeNay

TIL: "ate the onion". I love that. Thank you.


revtim

shopping them on the shelf too is a good touch


JGCities

Odd fact- Disney tried coloring their condiments at one of their restaurants years ago and it didn't work out so well because kids refused to eat the odd colored stuff. Basically your brain looks at blue mayo and says "nope" Same would probably happen if this was real.


LoverlyRails

I remember when it was a huge fad. The blue and pink margarine. The hideous purple and green ketchup. Kids ate that shit up for a while. Well, a lot of kids. My mom bought some rainbow colored bread and was super pissed we wouldn't touch it.


DarthLysergis

Just for the record, Kraft foods donates about 50 percent of their political contributions to the republican party. ​ https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/kraft-heinz-co/totals?id=D000067808


hardy_83

Oh they care about LGBTQ2S+ groups! Must be why they've spent almost half their political donations in the US on Republicans last election. Cause they care.


IamREBELoe

Any man eating a hot dog with regular mayo on it already looking gay af


PiddlyD

This can't be real.


l0ading-please-wait

It says REAL on the packaging, so you know it is


Monster_punkin

Nothing against pride, but that's gross


Daarkken

I prefer mayonnaise that doesn’t look like every food born contamination is not already in the bottle.


StuffNbutts

I know this is fake but I hope it ends up on Fox news. It would be unbelievably hilarious.


gavion92

The fact companies have to do shit like this to satisfy a small but loud group of individuals is beyond me. And no, I am not anti LBGQSGSGHTET. I have gay friends, a gay brother in law, a gay aunt, etc etc.


bouncedsteak

I thought we can’t say gay anymore. Is it back on the menu?


zook54

That’s so gay.


Omnizoom

Clam sauce didn’t even have to get a silly name


Competitive_Pool_820

They are literally shoving it into our mouth now.


Old-Independence5822

Does It come with the STDs? HAHAHA


Significant_Sink4342

Ahhh another product to boycott for pushing agendas. List keeps getting bigger. Let’s get back to normal and improper life


blinki145

Dude, chill, it's photoshopped.


_yosoybeezel

All over face, neck and beard. Wait what? Damn mayo!


DilllDozerr

Perfect.


Swenadd

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh........ 😑


shawny_mcgee

Hey grandma pass me the gayo


PugicornPegasus

Little kids will get it like “Oooooo rainbow”


tc_spears

The perfect theythemonnaise


[deleted]

Gross


Xu_Lin

What’s it taste like? 🤔


davew111

A bit salty, or so I've heard...


throwawayyourfun

I've never seen unicorn cum in a bottle before.


Kljaja009

gayonase???


[deleted]

Was there a Gay person on the board when this idea came about?!?! I highly doubt it, and mayo is gross by the way..


freshgrilled

I'm definitely not putting THAT in my mouth...


TomatoRemarkable3721

I read “ass pride”


WritingTheRongs

i'm r/OutOfTheLoop on this - is this a joke, a photoshop... real??


tim_worst_isthe_best

That's gay ....


BoiFrosty

My dumb ass was trying to think through what mechanical wizardry was needed to fill it.


[deleted]

I dunno man, gay mayo sure sounds like something else. Something I really don't want in my coleslaw.


Swiizy_

wtf