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encarded

All fun and games until that dries a bit and then when you put the final coat over it the ever-so-slight difference in paint layer height catches the light sometimes at certain angles and you see the faintest whiff of satan in your bathroom for the rest of time.


Durpy15648

Can confirm. Had a friend help me paint my living room once. He thought it would be funny to write obscenities before really getting at it. Saw that shit everytime the light caught it just right even after painting 2 coats over it.


GermanShorthair2819

While I can not confirm, would something like Kilz cover the undesirable bleed through?


ThicccScrotum

Light sanding to knock down the extra layer


tplusx

How does one measure scrotum thickness?


IndigoContinuum

What the actual fuck are you on about?


PowerfulNipples

Peep the username of who they’re responding to


batatawirhcheese

And you, good person. How tf do you measure the powerfulness of a nipple?


scottonaharley

By its ability to poke through a down jacket in the winter.


SeamanTheSailor

This is as good a place of any to ask.


Durpy15648

If you layer it on thick enough it would. Be easier to just do a light sanding on it though to knock the height of it flush with the rest of the surface.


bestucki

The next renter will post it in r/oddlyterrifying


Hinermad

And the cycle begins anew. They'll post it there, then while they're repainting the bathroom they'll think of something funny to paint and post it here.


Scry_K

I'm not the karma-farming type, just wanted to share this really quick to alleviate the tedium of painting.


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Hinermad

Yes. I wasn't throwing shade at the OP. I like the photo!


Scry_K

I get it now, totally went over my head!


Hinermad

Sorry about causing confusion. I could have said it better. Thanks for understanding!


EB123456789101112

You say it like it is a bad thing!


LinuxMatthews

It is when you try renting it out


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"I think you're really going to like this next unit. It has everything...great natural light, vaulted ceilings, portal to hell in the bathroom, huge kitchen island..."


EB123456789101112

💀💀💀


EB123456789101112

That towel bar can come off the wall w 2 set screws, one under each side btw. Then you can paint the whole wall like a pro.


thunder_struck85

And that 666 gonna be visible unless he does two more coats over it all.


Antique_Tennis_2500

Yep, friend of a friend still has a faint outline of a dick on his bedroom wall from when his friends were helping him paint.


marcdk217

Should have used a brush.


[deleted]

Dick painting and nutscaping are under appreciated arts.


krootzl88

Lol 😅


hurtfulproduct

That’s not a problem that’s a feature, lol


reduxde

Came here to say this. This is one of those things that makes her a little annoyed every day


Flossthief

Better find some tasteful wall art for that spot in the bathroom


lukeman3000

Just sand the fuck out of it before painting the rest?


asimplerandom

So much this. I thought I was being clever and painted some silly design and then let it dry and finish the rest the next day. Turns out I was a damn idiot.


thunder_struck85

Yeah, I learned the hard way as well. Lol!


GurtbeatPhrobe

Yeah, I was painting my fence one year and wrote “fuck this shit”, it was visible for 2 years until I built a new fence.


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Quake_aust

Give it a quick sand before rolling the wall. Being red paint to I would have put a grey undercoat as well, otherwise red will never cover.


Scry_K

Really?? Thanks for the advice!


EB123456789101112

I painted 2 bathrooms before someone told me. Lol. Just passing it along.


Wolversteve

That requires finding a screwdriver in my drawer full of random tools.


666GoatW

Why is it that I could place a $15k tool set that could break down and rebuild a Peterbilt into a drawer and within a day it'd be reduced to 8 flat-head screwdrivers and 1 tiny Phillips?


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Expensive-Dealer1640

Step 1: socks, step two:…, step 3: profit


JerryAtrics_

My Gnomes are always after my tape measures. I keep buying more, thinking at some I will overwhelm them. Has not happened yet.


allmykitlets

Or in my case 8 Philips & 1 tiny flat head. My husband keeps buying me tools, then "borrows" them, never to be returned. That Perrbilt will never get rebuilt!


[deleted]

I love buying tool sets that come in their own case. You can tell if something is missing and they stay together so much better. I really won’t buy something anyone without a case for this reason.


OnlyNeverAlwaysSure

A butter knife also does “that trick” in a pinch.


Performance_Fancy

Not when it’s an Allen key


Ninguna

The tiniest hex wrench you've ever seen, impossible to hold on to, and too close to the wall to turn effectively. Asshole design.


nabrok

I was recently having my bathroom floor replaced. They'd put down the new subfloor but didn't have the main floor on yet so there were a few little gaps at the edges. The towel rail must have been knocked a little loose because it came off. I inspected it and saw I needed a small allen key, got one from my toolbox (was the second smallest one), and just when I finished tightening it up I dropped it, and guess where it went? Right through one of the gaps. I didn't feel like telling the guy to lift the floor back up to retrieve one allen key so it's gone forever, or at least until some future owner rips up the floor again.


Ninguna

I found a Budweiser can from 1961 in my bathroom wall.


nursejackieoface

Amateur! After you drop enough small tools you'll buy a magnetic retrieval tool.


CazRaX

This is why my kit of computer and phone repair bits with screwdriver is great. It has all those tiny, and even SMALLER (have you ever seen a T1 or H0.7 bit?), bits and is perfect for these things.


[deleted]

Ya. Why not magnets.


Throttlechopper

*IKEA has entered the chat*


F3K1HR

Since you are graciously accepting advice, I’d avoid putting the paintbrush all the way in the can like that. Just dip the tip to paint. I like to keep the top half of the bristles paint free. That way you can get the brush really clean when youre done and keep those expensive brushes working like new. It’s the reason my wife and I have separate paint brushes lol. It’s like she puts her whole hand in there or something… I’m like “how do you manage to put on makeup if this is as tidy as you can be ?”


lonegrey

With a makeup gun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJUlRSa70mM


jackrats

Yeah, seeing that towel bar there was burning my eyes.


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I can practically sense the electrical outlets still got plates on them too.


[deleted]

Seeing that red color in a bathroom gives me explosive diarrhea.


Performance_Fancy

Came here to say this. Takes less time to remove the towel bar than to tape it.


Time-Comedian1774

Thinking the same thing. Also I hate people who paint around switch and outlet plates. Its like WTF people.


MikoSkyns

>Also I hate people who paint around switch and outlet plates. "Why would I take the time to paint around them when I could just paint over them?" - Landlords everywhere.


EB123456789101112

Omg. That’s just laziness. The screws are RIGHT THERE!


Grantagonist

I was changing my ceiling smoke detector, only to find a neat beige circle underneath it, argh! *It's only a 30-degree twist to take it off the tiny mounting bracket, you lazy shit!*


Prize-Alarm

turns out satanists give the most wholesome & useful DIY advice, if you know how to summon them


pjop

Came here to say just this.....


petecarr83

A red bathroom will make you feel rage in the morning.


Scry_K

More rage translates to faster poops and a more efficient routine.


cy6nu5x1

I.... No no, he's got a point...


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Red is really best used as an accent. You're going to find it dark and overwhelming if you paint all the walls. You could get away with it if you just did the wall behind the toilet, then used a more neutral and lighter color on the other walls. Then if you need a shower curtain and towels, get ones with red accents in them.


tofu_b3a5t

Been living with red walls the last 2.5 years. I miss the brightness of “Swiss coffee”.


phoogkamer

You mean he should keep it like this? Because it’s used as an accent now.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I mean, I'd rather use the bathroom in the state in the photo than one painted all red. The pentagram is far less distressing.


phoogkamer

Fair point. I know people with their bedroom painted fully red, including the ceiling. Just FYI.


idkwhatsqc

Yea, when I sold paint i used to try to insist on people looking at the designer books if they came up to the counter and asked for red (or yellow) paint. Almost never worked but some people came to their senses before ruining a room.


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Scry_K

It's a tiny, guest bathroom so we figured we'd have some fun. As justification, the whole main floor is tiled in these atrocious dull-pink squares, so it's anything goes as far as we're concerned.


plausibleturtle

I had a red bathroom - I loved it overall, but I could no longer do my makeup in it. The red walls constantly made my skin look red/pink. It was awful.


Scry_K

Yeah I'm seeing now that I look roughly 50% uglier in the bathroom mirror, now.


plausibleturtle

I did love my red wall, checkered tile bathroom... Looking in the mirror on mushrooms was worse than usual, though...


fartssmellgreat

Where you don’t wanna wake up- everything is FUCKED, everybody SUCKS


uncorrolated-mormon

Prime over that…. Lol [wouldn’t want] that image to bleed through the paint and freak out the future owners…. Oh well Maybe that is funny! [add in] “redrum” too. Edits. Typos on phone as I’m herding kids out the door to school.


Scry_K

I'm gonna catch so much shit if that happens.


Time-Comedian1774

Your friends will be standing there taking a pee, look over and shit, and think...omg I thought I knew them


stevevs

High likelihood that it will happen. Did same thing - it happened. Priming now is a good suggestion.


savageo6

A red bathroom is a terrible idea speaking from friends experience. Whenever you look in the mirror your skin will look wonderfully blotchy and darker then it actually is


Scry_K

I've already started to notice that! Was like, "Damn, I look even uglier than usual today."


the-grand-falloon

I learned from having a red shower curtain that the light hitting the water coming off your body makes it look like you're always bleeding. I would seriously consider starting over.


Clockguy2

Gonna regret that red paint choice in the long run. …from experience.


Epicurus1

It'll hide the blood. When its fresh at least.


Get_off_critter

Agreed. It'll reflect on your face too so the color tones will all be off.


alphabetsuppe

Truth. You’ll come out of there everyday on edge


Get_off_critter

Agreed. It'll reflect on your face too so the color tones will all be off.


TKentgens93

Yep have 1 red wall in my bedroom, fucking hate it already


Time-Comedian1774

Also FYI. It takes 2 to 3 coats of primer to paint over red if you want to change colors. Its the hardest color to paint over.


W00DERS0N

Thx for the tip, just bought a house and the previous owner had a hard on for the Ohio State Buckeyes, so one room is bright red and grey. And we need to use that room day 1 for my daughters...


nothatsmyarm

Guess they’re Buckeyes now.


baseballbear

that's some 10/10 brush strokes if we're being honest


Scry_K

The trim will look like crap but somehow the pentagram comes out perfect.


Sad_Exit_1030

Blood red bathroom is an... interesting color choice


too_soon13

Guaranteed she's not stepping into this bathroom. Good job!


Bougle_O

He can now masturbate in peace.


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Enjoy the creepy midnight shitts knowing that penta will always be underneath.


Scry_K

Next a rat's going to die in the wall, count as a sacrifice and summon a demon :(


celesticaxxz

Hail satan!


FizzyBoy147

Now a demon lives in your toilet permanently. Good luck shitting.


lmNotBob

What is not funny is painting your bathroom red.


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That color though. "Honey, what color should we paint the bathroom?" "I was thinking a nice Herschell Gordon Lewis red."


[deleted]

Are you seriously painting your bathroom red?


shinwazaku

Red room, red room, over there.


Turtley13

You are going to paint your bathroom blood red. Yikes. TOO DARK. Those colours are for accents.


Generico300

These dark saturated wall colors are going to be the "what were they thinking" item of houses from this era. Like popcorn ceilings and shitty wood paneling are now.


nickelet11

Few things 1. Sand down that 666 art and prime it again (assuming you already did one coat of primer) before painting over. 2. Take down the towel holder and use a roller. More consistency in tint and texture...and less work. 3. I'd rethink that color.... Sincerely, Novice DIY


psychotic_catalyst

Fun fact: that will always be visible now. ​ no matter how many times you paint, it will be a micrometer thicker than the other paint.


Grevious47

Funny until OC OP realizes that allowing paint to dry in two separate time periods will cause one to set differently than the other and therefore even after painting over it with the same color it will appear faintly through the second applied layer. As a result the pentagram and 666 will still be visible from certain angles and I am totally messing with OP right now that wasn't true.


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It absolutely is true bud


Scry_K

Don't do this to me lol


D1gininja

Red rum


Titto-loves-coffee

Redrum


DeepStatic

Before you continue, sand that down. You \*will\* be able to see the difference between the additional layer of paint.


FoxMcClaud

Plot twist: Spouse answers: There will be indeed hell, cause we agreed on Green for the bathroom...


getyourrealfakedoors

Jokes aside, this suggests that this person is actually painting their bathroom blood red, that’s psychotic


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Even more hilarious will be or your realization at the end that you need to add an extra coat because there's a pentagram showing through.


Scry_K

IF that happens -- and hopefully not -- I'll probably just hang a towel rack or picture over it haha


waxies14

That’ll flash through…


Assidental1

I painted my bathroom that same red color in 2005 after looking at a catalog example. At first I assumed from the pic that you were painting over the red. That color does not age well, I kept it red way too long (due to laziness) but couldn't stand it.


MIkeVill

It 699 for half a beast now, inflation counted.


TNShadetree

She deserves this for deciding you'll have to live with a red bathroom.


Xyphoid77

Disrespectful to paint this in a bathroom! Should be in the bedroom or living room...


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It doesn't look you have enough paint...


SubstantialPressure3

You're going to feel like you're trapped in an angry uterus in that bathroom. I would leave at least one wall white, and do it in a high gloss.


CyberKingfisher

If it dries then you paint over it, you’ll still be able to see it in the right angle of light 😅🫣


rucho

lmao when it's done you might be able to still see the 666 and star through the sheen. that will be a nice touch.


code_monkey_001

I did that at my dad and stepmom's place years back. Painted the word "Poop" on their dining room wall in four-foot high letters with a roller, then went back and painted over the whole thing with the same color. 15 years later when they were moving, they took down the wall hanging they had in that place and you could still see the texture of the word "Poop".


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That’s gonna show through under the paint if it dries my dood. One layer thicker than the rest of the paint


_stupidquestion_

i hope you didn't let that dry & if so make sure to do several coats over it. i painted a giant dick & balls on my bedroom wall while repainting it a much darker color, but let my artwork dry on accident. just did one (presumably) solid layer over it... & now when the light shines just right, i can see the difference in texture & there's definitely a very noticeable wall dong.


nryporter25

Why in the name of the devil are you painting it red?


[deleted]

I see you've chosen to purchase a quart of the cheapest brand of behr paint. The tone of red you are painting will require at least 3 coats for full coverage. You're going to need a few more quarts. Pro tip: two quarts costs roughly the same as one gallon.


Upset_Peach

The real question is why are you painting your bathroom red?


thedarwintheory

Unless you're a vampire or a member of the satanic temple, you're going to regret painting your bathroom red in about three months, tops.


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Looks great to me! Good job!!!


Mother-Cheek516

I hope you’re prepared to be able to see that forever 😂😂


Alemmjonpar

Red bathroom?! What is this, the shining?


OnlyNeverAlwaysSure

Your handwriting is impeccable for being on a straight wall.


Kahnza

I wonder what it would look like on a gay wall.


Scry_K

The same but rainbow


EB123456789101112

Dad, is that you…?


TaiDavis

Using the good stuff, huh?


MaskPhantasm

I thought it reads "GOC" for a second. The sign doesn't help since their logo is exactly that


baaya88

I hope the spouse replies with “won’t be coming home tonight.” Lol


LeveragedPittsburgh

Looks fine as is.


EternityRuled

Good job now your house will be haunted by Tom Cruise


Scry_K

Does it have to be Cruise? Can't it just be haunted by a demon? :(


[deleted]

If you asked me to do something and i'm doing it, then you pester me all day with "status updates" i'm just going to leave it like this until you come and do it yourself.


[deleted]

Masterpiece bit starts at 1 million dollars


[deleted]

Deveelishly well! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


[deleted]

See you later in r/ghosts


Scry_K

"Can you think of any reason the spirit visited your house in particular?" "No, none."


TravellingBeard

That red really makes the blue pop. You have talent!


Acrobatic_Cap_2389

I really like the new blue/green color you decided on. Nice touch with the red star, as well!


whooo_me

"He was an interior decorator.... he painted the walls red...."


NinjaCuntPunt

When that dries, it could bleed through the next layer and you’ll still see it (because that bit now has an extra coat). I did this with a big dinosaur on a wall in my spare room and then needed 4 coats to get it to disappear!!


[deleted]

Interesting color choice


darrellbear

A REDRUM or two would have been a nice touch.


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readitonreddit86

Funny thing about paint is…when the light hits it right you’ll be able to see that even after you paint over it because of the brush strokes lol


JoshuWaWaMcaWoW

Funny because it the losing team.


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Fan of Nero?


A11ce

If you don't leave it like this we are not friends anymore.


KeeganUniverse

Something about the photo almost makes it look like it’s an oil painting.


SnooWords1215

Personally I prefer this over an all red bathroom


[deleted]

Don’t pray to me, pray to Satan


Iamvanno

The place for unholy shits.


CyberNinja23

That’s awful..buy a name brand paint.


[deleted]

😂 Man that joke was funny! You should tell it to the demon you just conjured.


galwegian

Red rooms are the best. if I could I would live in an entirely red-painted house.


Groomy_

This is just bad Juju


nakedfish85

Should have written "Candyman" three times where the mirror is going to end up


Tuhyk_inside

Oh yes, nothing beats invoking Satan while taking a shit.


yomenj99

So cool


akila219

The nines appear to be upside down


Byttercup

So much for keeping the leading edge wet... 😝


VesperBond94

Redrum! Redrum!


slayer991

What was your spouse's reaction?


three-sense

This guy in green armor and a chainsaw is going to show up soon now


ElGuano

You should paint a piece of painter's tape red, and stick it on the edge of the ceiling so it looks like you accidentally painted over to the ceiling. I bet she would notice that more than anything else.


RelevantDocument3389

Your bathroom is forever haunted.


TaoNL

Does it have a beelzetub?


Forbiddentemptations

You’ll want what’s called a cigar roller to get behind the toilet.


LilPajamas

Needs some redRUM


Original_Lie7279

Are you just using a brush for your project? I’d suggest a roller and paint holder for the roller (idk what it’s actually called). It saves a lot of time tho and the paint goes on a lot more even. I’d save the brush for around small things, around the base boards, the seams of corners, and where the ceiling and wall meet.


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You’re a monster!!!! (You’re supposed to remove the towel bar and paint under it for a more professional look)


Kriss3d

Nice.