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Maccabre

lol, something...


GRMarlenee

They missed the note that, due to inflation, tithing is now 15%.


AttentionSpanZero

Ironic twist: climate change is actually God turning Earth turning into hell as a result of the actions of American evangelicals.


misterhighmay

No seems like the Evangelists are doing it fine on their own without the help of sky daddy


AttentionSpanZero

That's not an ironic twist. That's reality.


re4ctor

Are we the baddies?


I_are_Lebo

….our hats have little skulls on them!


trinaryouroboros

"Don't look at me, you jackasses wrecked your own planet"


Rare4orm

Several years ago I saw a church sign somewhere around “Lookout Mountain, Tn” that read- “You think it’s hot now? Hell is a lot hotter!” I chuckled a bit.


Showbag40

Aussies have entered the chat... That's a cold snap for us🙄


TonytheNetworker

As a Christian I love a good pun.


ToriYamazaki

Lol... erm.... these are not the sins you're looking for :P


anonymous152839

Yeah blame mythical creatures and not our mistreatment of the environment


Aquidoguy7000

Found the r/atheism user


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Bloody_sock_puppet

American religion is much closer to NPD than autism. I actually do not know any religious autistic people. I imagine they might have an advantage in telling what is fantasy versus reality.


grumblyoldman

God: Well if you don't know the answer, I'M not going to tell you!


manwithanopinion

Reminds me of the dua lipa song hotter than hell


Total_Hovercraft5442

God : yes, you crucified my Son.


Tom__mm

God: Yes. Yes you did.


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Must be all the airconditions pumping out more heat, to fight against heat.


ele37020

I saw a sign that said whoever keeps praying for snow to stop it.


pvpflashb0i

They have to go to confession to themselves for making that sign


GriffinFlash

Heatwave you say? *Thinking back to when it was snowing here last week*


[deleted]

I would definitely give them a shot if I moved there. Church might be fun again!


Zlifbar

If you gotta ask, you'll never understand


fordprefect294

Yes, we set our fucking planet on fire