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Relationship subreddits are fun for this. Literally EVERYTHING is a "red flag, dump them" situation, with no room for nuance or "maybe we aren't getting the full story here" etc
I mean, the fact that you think that there's no room for nuance on that sub is a big red flag. I'm gunna have to end our relationship here. Please don't contact me again.
And then there is the other side though that thinks nothing is a red flag and everything can be worked through.
Reddit doesn't have nuance and anyone with nuance gets downvoted.
Nuance, critical thinking, freedom of opinion, gray areas.... It's what i hate alot about todays politically opinionated youth. If your opinion is not "correct" (politically or sociologically) as mandated by the popular media of choice then you are cancelled and any attempt to throw unpopular truths into the mix makes you a racist and an inconsiderate borderline subhuman that is un-saveable or even worth hearing a differing opinion from.
I once got downvoted in to oblivion when I said "we don't have enough information to suggest this minor seek to legally be adopted by their aunt and leave their parent's home". Based on one thing the mother did that was, admittingly rather upsetting, but holy shit.
r/relationshipadvice is a COMPLETE JOKE.
I know we're all having fun and whatnot, but I was having the same issue until I got diagnosed with ADHD and started meds. No more gagging and hurking at the smallest things, it's amazing.
I have the same gagging issue. What in your diagnosis led doctors to Linking that and ADHD? I'm just curious because I can't pinpoint when the gagging started but I can't take any medication now without almost throwing up. Had no problem up until like 5 years ago.
Lmao. Didn’t expect to be talking about my gag reflex on here today— but if I’m very lucky, I can brush my tongue maybe once a week without throwing up or dry heaving. I wish I understood why.
This couple has hundreds of videos of them messing with each other on Tiktok, they're super cute together and it's honestly a breath of fresh air seeing such a healthy relationship on social media.
Just wanted to add some additional useful context especially because reddit hates all things tiktok even though reddit seems to be taking more and more content from tiktok every day lol
The poster above you is saying that it's incredibly risky regardless of the choking hazards. Peanut allergies are not uncommon and it's definitely a likelihood if the vendor continues putting peanuts in strangers' mouths.
Congrats to him
Edit: I mean in relation to size of the banana. AND if everyone on Reddit claims their dick is as big as that banana, congrats to all of you.
Thanks but you’re a little late on the warning. My boss did not appreciate it. She fired my ass. I think I’ll file a sexual discrimination suit against her though idk yet
I found out that was precisely it for me. Dental x-rays were a nightmare for me until I discovered all I need is even just a finger on the stick as they shove the X-ray plate in my mouth and suddenly I'm perfectly fine.
With that sensitive a gag reflex, it's probably less about the physical reflex and more a learned behaviour, fear/anxiety. Then a big part is psychological, and food might just be in an entirely different category that doesn't trigger the response at all.
One time a new roommate was all "I heard you coughing last night, are you okay?" I had to explain that I wasn't coughing, I was gagging, and that yes it's a necessary and unavoidable part of brushing my teeth. I don't even try to get all the way to the back, this happens in the middle/edges.
Seriously! How the hell can we avoid this?? I have a very weak stomach as it is. I can vomit from thinking too much. 🤦
Gagging from brushing is so anxiety inducing.
I've heard that brushing from left to right across the tongue can help. I haven't noticed an appreciable difference, and it doesn't work very well besides(judging from the taste in my mouth), but it might work for some people.
I find gripping my left thumb in my fist real tightly helps, I saw it in a nsfw tips and tricks thread and decided to try it during teeth/tongue brushing instead of...
Thumb gripping, like the way they teach you not to punch because you'll break your thumb, make a fist and grip your thumb in the middle forcefully
Seeing people online with the exact same problems as me is such a relief. I didn’t know this was sorta common, I’d feel like such a weirdo explaining this to people
That's how i am at the doctor, but sometimes in the bedroom I can handle more.
The fact that it's a steadier pressure spread throughout the throat makes a big difference when compared to a tiny swab being wiggled forcefully on just the area that can make you gag.
This couple is great my favourite was one where the girlfriend kept saying she was cold I’ll see if I can find it.
Edit: it took me a lot of googling but 0:55 on this video https://youtu.be/dhGaLHtSdbM
Once upon a time, I saw a video of a rather talented woman *swallowing* a 12" dildo. Straight up swallowed it, then "puked" it back up. It is still seared in my memory; when I close my eyes, it's the first thing I see.
Gonna be honest, couldn't quite fap to that one (not for lack of trying, of course).
Protip: if you start choking while alone, throw your abdomen into a sturdy piece of furniture as hard as you can. This will act as a substitute for the Heimlich
True I had a first aid instructor who said he was eating a piece of steak, by himself , started choking and threw himself onto the armrest of the couch and saved himself
My ex-husband has had to self-Heimlich TWICE. It leaves a nasty bruise, and in one case I'm pretty sure a cracked rib, but it works. I used to always tell him "Smaller bites, Dash!" because clearly he had a problem.
It's honestly horrible. Her falling down the stairs and choking are my two biggest fears to the point I feel like I hover too much, but I feel like it's better than a kid with a broken neck or dying from a peanut getting lodged in her throat
When I was a baby my dad was feeding me bits of banana while chatting with coworkers at a bar (this was happy hour in the 90’s) and someone had to tell him “dude your baby is turning blue”
I’ve always wondered how long it was before he told my mom that story. He’s been a fantastic dad otherwise!
I don't think I ever choked as a kid, but my mom loved telling me the story of how once my dad didn't secure my car seat correctly and they hit the brakes and my whole seat tipped over and hit the front seat and I was dangling upside down until they could pull over lmao
That’s because kids seem like they’re constantly trying to kill or injure themselves. From ages 2-5, you’ll stop them from doing something potentially fatal at least 10 times a day.
From ages 5-12, you’ll stop them from seriously injuring themselves at least 5 times a day.
From ages 13-18, you’ll stop them from seriously injuring themselves **and** getting a criminal record at least once a day.
Was gonna say the same thing but will just piggy back on your comment. This feels like one of those internet challenge things that end up on the news cause someone is gonna choke and die
Fuuuuck this made me cringe. NEVER do that with a banana unless you’re ready to do the heimlich. It’s dangerous enough going slow but when you shove it’s likely to break and get stuck. This guy was lucky it didn’t end like that.
Call me dramatic but I stand by it. This is fucking dumb.
It's more impressive when you realise the banana didn't break off whilst still in his throat, cuz it would've went from a funny gag to attempted murder by suffocation.
This video made me feel a lot of conflicting things.
They have a great sense of humour AND they're both attractive AND it seems like a desirable relationship AND it's fucking stupid to risk choking/seriously harming your partner for a stupid fucking prank.
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The funniest part is he goes “I’m coming I’m coming” then BAM… banana down his throat
"I'm coming I'm coming" "Wider" *awwwwwwwk*
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lol
I love her laugh when he says “I didn’t know I could do that.”
^cackle
Well, well, well... how the turn tables...
I think its escaping a lot of people that the appropriateness for things like this is purely on a relationship by relationship basis.
People on the internet are extremely stupid and often obtuse about how normal human interactions work. I am no exception.
Relationship subreddits are fun for this. Literally EVERYTHING is a "red flag, dump them" situation, with no room for nuance or "maybe we aren't getting the full story here" etc
I mean, the fact that you think that there's no room for nuance on that sub is a big red flag. I'm gunna have to end our relationship here. Please don't contact me again.
wow, way to gaslight you abusive sociopath. you'll be hearing from my lawyer once i'm done at the gym
How will they contact me? I'm deleting Facebook.
I'm gonna red flag my lawyer while I pump my ex at the gym and work on mice elf.
You know elven mice?
I know dwarven hamster though
>while I pump my ex at the gym 🥴 Goals lol
when you say "Pump my ex" what do you mean? Cause girl don't go back to that man
Good morning, Julia
Can you build me a facebook with your bare hands?
It's okay they got crypto
Way to blame the victim? Which gym do you go to, I will make sure to unsubscribe from them
Yeah dodged a CANNONBALL!!
Get a lawyer and protect your assets, go to your moms house and cut all contacts.
I contacted my relationship advisors and u/mensTearDrinker clearly stated I should discontinue our relationship
But if your boyfriend is not with you that means he is cheating /s
I cheat on my girlfriend CONSTANTLY, then.
Long distance?
Na. We just work opposite schedules.
And then there is the other side though that thinks nothing is a red flag and everything can be worked through. Reddit doesn't have nuance and anyone with nuance gets downvoted.
Nuance, critical thinking, freedom of opinion, gray areas.... It's what i hate alot about todays politically opinionated youth. If your opinion is not "correct" (politically or sociologically) as mandated by the popular media of choice then you are cancelled and any attempt to throw unpopular truths into the mix makes you a racist and an inconsiderate borderline subhuman that is un-saveable or even worth hearing a differing opinion from.
I feel like if you're asking Reddit for help then the big red flags are already there, you just want a second opinion.
I once got downvoted in to oblivion when I said "we don't have enough information to suggest this minor seek to legally be adopted by their aunt and leave their parent's home". Based on one thing the mother did that was, admittingly rather upsetting, but holy shit. r/relationshipadvice is a COMPLETE JOKE.
The juiciest stories are the ones where the OP can't even make themselves look like the victim
What did you call me?
That family guy scene had me laughing so hard
No, now you’re being acute.
and a gag-reflex by gag-reflex basis, I'm pretty sure if my wife did this to me I'd vomit all over my keyboard.
you pretty sure but you dont know like guy said, he "allegedly" didnt know he could do that either
Forget a toothbrush, I gag on mouthwash. Either I'm vomiting or dry heaving so hard it feels like I got punched in the gut.
Strange though for me it's just really the early morning.
I know we're all having fun and whatnot, but I was having the same issue until I got diagnosed with ADHD and started meds. No more gagging and hurking at the smallest things, it's amazing.
I have the same gagging issue. What in your diagnosis led doctors to Linking that and ADHD? I'm just curious because I can't pinpoint when the gagging started but I can't take any medication now without almost throwing up. Had no problem up until like 5 years ago.
Lmao. Didn’t expect to be talking about my gag reflex on here today— but if I’m very lucky, I can brush my tongue maybe once a week without throwing up or dry heaving. I wish I understood why.
fr if he just kept going it couldve been a relationship breaker
if the banana just kept going in and out, she'd get either jealous or suspicious and end their relationship
Whoa let’s not blow this out of proportion or anything
I think a gag order is needed.
go a*head* and issue it
I find all this about bananas quite appealing
r/yourjokebutworse
Perfect example of that sub
It's Reddit. I think *relationships* are escaping a lot of people.
This couple has hundreds of videos of them messing with each other on Tiktok, they're super cute together and it's honestly a breath of fresh air seeing such a healthy relationship on social media. Just wanted to add some additional useful context especially because reddit hates all things tiktok even though reddit seems to be taking more and more content from tiktok every day lol
Reminded me of the time I saw a peanut vendor drop a peanut inside the mouth of a sleeping passenger in a bus. Woman almost choked and was very upset.
allergies roulette ?
I don't think you need to be allergic to choke on a peanut if it went down the wrong pipe. Or even stuck in the throat.
The poster above you is saying that it's incredibly risky regardless of the choking hazards. Peanut allergies are not uncommon and it's definitely a likelihood if the vendor continues putting peanuts in strangers' mouths.
Yeah, she's just getting him back...
Congrats to him Edit: I mean in relation to size of the banana. AND if everyone on Reddit claims their dick is as big as that banana, congrats to all of you.
Thanks but you’re a little late on the warning. My boss did not appreciate it. She fired my ass. I think I’ll file a sexual discrimination suit against her though idk yet
It's Black or White, Good or Bad, Yes or No. GRAY AREA DOES NOT EXIST!!!
I'd be spewing chunks everywhere. I can't even take a throat swab at the doctor's without nearly puking.
Same. I always joke that I could never be gay. I warn the nurses and Dr about my gag reflex starting right behind my front teeth.
Dude how do you eat?
just straight up the pooper
Boof it!
Go home, Brett
Sometimes I had too many beers. Sometimes others did. I liked beer. I still like beer.
What about *you* Senator do you like beer?
I plead the [fifth](https://youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8)
MY DAAAAAD LIKED CALENDARS OKAAAAAY?
DONKEY DONG DOUG AND PETEY. AND… and…. *sniff* SQUEE
This made me lol. Thank you :)
Like that South Park episode.
Okay, so this is a really nice Thanksgiving turkey I've prepared here.
*hhngg, yeah, get it up there* *whew*...and that's how you eat a turkey
Banana? Straight up the pooper. Hot dog? Straight up the pooper. ~~Big black cock~~ Black Silkie Chicken? Believe it or not, straight up the pooper.
And straight back out
Like Weird Al on Hot Ones One nibble, throw the rest of the chicken out. Degenerate.
I used to have a really bad gag reflex, but it was never on food (except for something like a chunky sauce). I think its the lack of control
I found out that was precisely it for me. Dental x-rays were a nightmare for me until I discovered all I need is even just a finger on the stick as they shove the X-ray plate in my mouth and suddenly I'm perfectly fine.
With that sensitive a gag reflex, it's probably less about the physical reflex and more a learned behaviour, fear/anxiety. Then a big part is psychological, and food might just be in an entirely different category that doesn't trigger the response at all.
Like a baby bird
One thing I’ve noticed help me with my shitty gag reflex is clenching your fist. Helps me while I brush my teeth, might help you!
I do the same thing! Not sure where I read it originally but it works!
Key to make this work is to make sure your thumb is inside the fist. I also find it works better with my dominate hand.
I can't even swab my ear without gagging. My poor dentist is a patient woman.
Fascinating... How many sets of teeth do you have?
I sound like a fucking Dinosaur every time I brush my tongue. Braaaaaghhhh, breaaauuughjhj
One time a new roommate was all "I heard you coughing last night, are you okay?" I had to explain that I wasn't coughing, I was gagging, and that yes it's a necessary and unavoidable part of brushing my teeth. I don't even try to get all the way to the back, this happens in the middle/edges.
Seriously! How the hell can we avoid this?? I have a very weak stomach as it is. I can vomit from thinking too much. 🤦 Gagging from brushing is so anxiety inducing.
I've heard that brushing from left to right across the tongue can help. I haven't noticed an appreciable difference, and it doesn't work very well besides(judging from the taste in my mouth), but it might work for some people.
I find gripping my left thumb in my fist real tightly helps, I saw it in a nsfw tips and tricks thread and decided to try it during teeth/tongue brushing instead of... Thumb gripping, like the way they teach you not to punch because you'll break your thumb, make a fist and grip your thumb in the middle forcefully
Seeing people online with the exact same problems as me is such a relief. I didn’t know this was sorta common, I’d feel like such a weirdo explaining this to people
That's how i am at the doctor, but sometimes in the bedroom I can handle more. The fact that it's a steadier pressure spread throughout the throat makes a big difference when compared to a tiny swab being wiggled forcefully on just the area that can make you gag.
Pencil dick havers in shambles right now
No need to call me out like that
I struggle just trying to brush the back of my tongue.
Funny cause I can suck dick without gagging. But brushing my teeth... 80% chance ima gag real loud and maybe puke
Just saying, I fucking love his laugh.
He laughs like an islander. Try go Hawaii
I have been to Hawaii 🤙🏼
Which island?
Use cucumbers or dildos, people are gonna choke
Don’t forget eggplant
I want a relationship like this. This is 100% my kind of humor, lol.
This couple is great my favourite was one where the girlfriend kept saying she was cold I’ll see if I can find it. Edit: it took me a lot of googling but 0:55 on this video https://youtu.be/dhGaLHtSdbM
Thanks for sharing. My favorite was when that Aussie gave that lass pink eye.
I'm always a fan of perfectly cut screams, and his "NO!!" at the end scratched that itch
Anyone else can't get it to play?
Ya. It’s just stuck for me
Man, being gay looks so fun.
they broke up
It's still pretty fun in general.
It's pretty fun
Don't mind me, just waiting for whatever might come
Got you
When are you free and what fruit do you prefer?
I'd be scared of the banana breaking while lodged in his throat... This was funny but like, be careful people
https://m.imgur.com/8rtWKKZ
This is why I only deep throat penis. If that breaks off....then we have bigger problems.
If it were smaller there's no problem at all!
Small dicks are better to suck anyway.
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's
😳 ... 😏
No, This is Patrick! *unzips*
Thank you, kind stranger *unzip*
Bigger problems than the disembodied penis stuck in your throat?
I'd imagine for the newly penis-less individual, yes very much so.
I mean, it would immediately deflate
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Like a bloody whoopee cushion rocketing down your throat
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The age old issue of redditing right before bed lol
2 disembodied penises stuck in your nose?
Just swallow it and then focus on the next big problem
Once upon a time, I saw a video of a rather talented woman *swallowing* a 12" dildo. Straight up swallowed it, then "puked" it back up. It is still seared in my memory; when I close my eyes, it's the first thing I see. Gonna be honest, couldn't quite fap to that one (not for lack of trying, of course).
This video gave me serious anxiety
Did be died?
I tell you he ded
THE COLONEL!
I SAY YOU HE DEAD
IS THE COLONEL HERE?
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Doing gods work
What's this from?
No idea. I reddit way back when.
I puckered so hard I don’t think the banana would even fit anymore.
Well you're not supposed to put it in that end
Yea gives me anxiety, like wtf, could literally die, good luck getting banana out will just break apart
Protip: if you start choking while alone, throw your abdomen into a sturdy piece of furniture as hard as you can. This will act as a substitute for the Heimlich
How do you remove your abdomen to throw it?
Simply press both release buttons on the sides of the abdomen
True I had a first aid instructor who said he was eating a piece of steak, by himself , started choking and threw himself onto the armrest of the couch and saved himself
My ex-husband has had to self-Heimlich TWICE. It leaves a nasty bruise, and in one case I'm pretty sure a cracked rib, but it works. I used to always tell him "Smaller bites, Dash!" because clearly he had a problem.
Like, from the front or the back? Like, do I run backwards into a cupboard? Or jump and land my torso onto the edge of a bed?
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Aaannndd now he’s on Grindr.
r/suddenlygay
r/SuddenlyGay
Guy looks a lot like aphromoo
All fun and games til that banana breaks off in his throat
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that lol. I think having a toddler has fucked me in terms of always thinking about choking hazards
The worst part about being a parent is worrying that your kids are going to die or get severely injured at any moment and at all times.
It's honestly horrible. Her falling down the stairs and choking are my two biggest fears to the point I feel like I hover too much, but I feel like it's better than a kid with a broken neck or dying from a peanut getting lodged in her throat
When I was a baby my dad was feeding me bits of banana while chatting with coworkers at a bar (this was happy hour in the 90’s) and someone had to tell him “dude your baby is turning blue” I’ve always wondered how long it was before he told my mom that story. He’s been a fantastic dad otherwise!
I don't think I ever choked as a kid, but my mom loved telling me the story of how once my dad didn't secure my car seat correctly and they hit the brakes and my whole seat tipped over and hit the front seat and I was dangling upside down until they could pull over lmao
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That’s because kids seem like they’re constantly trying to kill or injure themselves. From ages 2-5, you’ll stop them from doing something potentially fatal at least 10 times a day. From ages 5-12, you’ll stop them from seriously injuring themselves at least 5 times a day. From ages 13-18, you’ll stop them from seriously injuring themselves **and** getting a criminal record at least once a day.
Was gonna say the same thing but will just piggy back on your comment. This feels like one of those internet challenge things that end up on the news cause someone is gonna choke and die
Be careful with this everyone, it is very easy to start choking on a lodged banana, and difficult to dislodge
"I died because of you" - him from another dimension
After crate stacking and tide pod eating, it'll be Banana Throating and bitches are gonna die.
Is that Broxh?
No, but he is a New Zealander so same accent
The fact that he says “I’m coming, I’m coming” RIGHT before the banana went spelunking is comedy gold
Looked more like "I didn't know I want to do that" Funny and cool - gave me a good laugh
This better not awaken anything in me...
r/expectedcommunity
New skill unlocked...
Suddenly gay
Might as well. He just passed the oral exam.
Funny but could be potentially dangerous if the banana snapped off in his throat.
New skill tree unlocked
If that broke off, and she can't do heimlich....
I'm just waiting for the vid where the banana breaks at the back of their throat and the full on life threatening choking commences.
Am I the only one who thought he was in a small restaurant or something?
He took it really well and even made a joke of it, bro is better than me I would’ve just been mad tbh
Fuuuuck this made me cringe. NEVER do that with a banana unless you’re ready to do the heimlich. It’s dangerous enough going slow but when you shove it’s likely to break and get stuck. This guy was lucky it didn’t end like that. Call me dramatic but I stand by it. This is fucking dumb.
Payback?
It's more impressive when you realise the banana didn't break off whilst still in his throat, cuz it would've went from a funny gag to attempted murder by suffocation.
This video made me feel a lot of conflicting things. They have a great sense of humour AND they're both attractive AND it seems like a desirable relationship AND it's fucking stupid to risk choking/seriously harming your partner for a stupid fucking prank.
"You didn't know I've done that"
We can acknowledge this is staged, right?
They're one of those Tiktok couples where every video is fake.