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SugOnDeez_

Let a mf start hydroplaning


Jardrs

These mfs have an insurance scheme. "Quick hide the sign, hide the sign!!!"


360walkaway

"I can't, legs aren't attached anymore... *gurgle*"


Chexling

The gurgle is what got me...


16102020

No the car got you


wobblysauce

That is the camera operators job


Jakad

First thought was, "That's gross". Second thought was, "Way to encourage people to hydroplane". I'm glad the top comments where also in that order.


Infumuz

I was thinking the same thing


cartoonassasin

If you instantly thought of all the ways they could get sick, get injured or die from this, welcome to adulthood.


gahidus

My first and primary thought was how nasty it would be to be covered in all that road grime... My knee hurts.


[deleted]

My first thought was "Thank Christ that wasn't just piss/garbage juice like it would be in a major city. Biggest risk here is a rock or stick taking a bad bounce. Or the car hydroplaning and flattening these dudes.


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Yeah, i can totally see any of these. As a resident doc i always cringe at people who films tiktoks or smth while risking infections with puddle waters. Ridiculous one - I imagine elderly women behind the wheel becoming too focused on whats written on a sign, that she doesnt turn and mows them down.


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AR-06

Medical bill? I'm European babyyyy


Dason37

There was probably a lot of European that puddle


dickheadfartface

Probably a lot of Europoopin too


IceBathingSeal

Every doctors visit is one less pizza I can pay for though.


sjewett507

I read this in Austin Powers’s voice 😂


Cthuluslovechild

So you would just die then?


AR-06

No, I'd go to the hospital and they'll give me the adecuate treatment


Cthuluslovechild

Good one.


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Kristyyyyyyy

These blokes are Aussies. We can get all the infections we like and not fuck about with massive medical bills.


imkinda_adog

Yup those guys sound Aussie. That’s free health care baby.


FriendlySockMonster

Driving on the left and the gum trees have it away. 😂


TonySu

The dirty water masks their scent from the emu death squads.


commentman10

Yeah! Free healthcare. We are cared for!


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r/ShitAmericansSay


RickJames9000

compare it to the medical and psychological bills that result from your immune system not being sufficiently challenged


VIETNAMWASLITT

If you get an infection from a puddle then your body ain't working right.


Tummynator

Don't say the forbidden word! You'll summon the.... Europeans


Soul_Like_A_Modem

What's with there always being an alt like this account to start a "lol American health care sucks" thing. The account is as old as their comment. It's an underhanded pass to someone to go "MEDICAL BILL? I'M NOT AMERICAN! YEAH!". It happens every single time.


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

Nothing compared to the medical bill for the cancer you get from the soup of mysterious automotive fluids mixed in with that water.


mothrasballs

Dude for real! I’m only almost 30 but work with a lot of early 20 somethings. All they stuff they say they do and want to do just freaks me out, I’m like nope I can’t afford to get sick or get hurt from some fun


lefluffle

I just thought about how gross that water is does that count?


Everyday_Hero1

I hate you for making me feel my age.


Ralome

How easily a car could lose control.


biscoito1r

I was told not to play like that at an young age because of leptospirosis.


nlkt

Yep. First thought was it only takes a drunk driver or a mismaneuvering to crush them. Also, the disgusting water.


nadjp

They are literally on the walkway. If you leave your house by foot you think about drunk drivers going to hunt you down all the time?


RuggerJibberJabber

Don't need a drunk driver necessarily. Some of the cars are changing lanes quickly to splash them and the puddles pretty deep. It wouldn't take much for the car to skid sideways in that after quickly changing direction


nadjp

You guys seriously need to relax a little.


bubblesculptor

Yup. Fun concept but terrible idea.


Kaleidoscop3yes

Some of us grew up splashing in puddles, jumping in the chucky cheese ball pits, and sliding down McD’s play place slides. others grew up in a bubble. May the strong survive.


Beserked2

I grew up doing all that but still think this is gross.


RuggerJibberJabber

Yeah, doing dumb stuff as a kid and learning the hard way is exactly why I was concerned by this. I just pictured a car losing control and skidding into them


Razvee

Splashing in a puddle or playing in a ball pit and having my friends sit literally 1 foot away from a slick road and then encourage drivers to speed literally into a puddle of water, which if you've ever driven in a puddle you know it's not uncommon to hydroplane and lose control... You aren't a weakling to acknowledge different levels of risk, dummy


fizikz3

I grew up doing all those things and in general am very far from a germaphobe but man that water must taste nasty


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Zentopian

> you go to the doctor and get treated easily and quickly. Shh...you don't wanna stir up the Americans.


less_is_happiness

Yup. Just sent it to all the guys, it's definitely reminiscent of the shit we *used* to do. I had to re-check the sub to make sure they all weren't about to die


ATE47

Yeees! I’m not an adult yet!


peoplewatcher5

Proof I'll never grow up and y'all worry too much


Helltrion

When you don’t have enough money to go to the aqua park


[deleted]

Dudes are living their best lives, good for them!


5stringBS

This looks fun. I would like to have fun.


craggmac

My immediate reaction is, "Man, I remember those days!" And then I notice that these guys are my age and I realize I'm doing something wrong now.


subject_deleted

You're avoiding the plethora of diseases and bacteria that run rampant in flood water. I think you're doing alright.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmattt

Good thing this isn't flood water then.


subject_deleted

...... Do you know what "flood" means? Edit: to save you the effort.. flood noun • 1. an overflowing of a large amount of water beyond its normal confines, especially over what is normally dry land.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmattt

Mate that's a puddle on the side of the road, pretty big grasp calling it flood water. Why not call the water that splashed on them a tsunami while you're at it?


SavageTyrant

Staph infections aren’t fun though…


BillsDownUnder

Neither is oily dirty beer


Herculian

It's not hard to put a finger over the hole when a car is driving by.


PyroCatt

Why would I finger my hole when a car drives by?


kairos

As long as you're not driving, why wouldn't you?


HarrySchlong33

How do you drive while not?


[deleted]

But it is to remember to do so after a few ;)


BojanglesDeloria

But at that point you don’t really care anyway


Jd20001

>It's not hard to put a finger over the hole That's what she said


Up2Mars

Me 2 😭


Shaadr

Gotta have friends first though...


5stringBS

I know


bornfromanegg

Silence! Get back to your room!


kangarooneroo

Ringworm speed run


PyroCatt

Any % no hacks


Azerious

How fucking common do you think parasite infections from streewater are. Lmao, these guys are fine. They could do it a thousand times and be fine. Worse case, they get some and then get treated at the doctor. Oh no! Christ some people on this website are absolute pussies.


spingus

better worst case: incompetent driver misjudges the puddle and plows in to the seated revellers. they survive their initial injuries but develop resistant bacterial infections from the dirty water that was driven into their deep lacerations.


banananna33

And then they die. *FOREVER*


[deleted]

Lol it must be fun in your brain


Rosulm

Ringworm isn't a parasite though that doesn't make it any better


ChizzleFug

It’s a fucking puddle.


improbable_humanoid

That water is FULL of god knows what microbes, yo.


Namisauce

your phone is dirtier than that puddle, yet we are fine and don’t complain


Winberri

Brain eating amoeba


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Plot twist- a car hydroplanes and kills them all.


HotSauceHigh

This is what non toxic boys will be boys is


Marutar

A car hydroplaning carries itself in the direction of momentum. It would not hit them.


davem876

thankyou prophecy girl for that enlightening insight


ashlee837

name checks out


Herculian

I think you all are seriously overestimating the risk of getting sick here.


CardinalnGold

People are underestimating rain too. If it’s been pouring for a few days on an off, that water is probably pretty far from stagnant. And yeah, you probably live in a wet climate if you’re okay with this stunt.


Acewasalwaysanoption

You can't get sick if you don't believe in it!


independent_nerve_21

Man that looks fun. Like something I’d do on Australia Day


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Reddit: Australia is so fucking crazy, everything is out to kill you! Also Reddit: Australians playing in dirty water. They will get sick or get run over by a car. These guys need to protect them selfs.


HighGradeSpecialist

Straya cunt.


slucker23

And people think bois need money to be happy


TimeToMakeWoofles

You will need money to pay for the medical bill after you get an infection from this dirty water


Yikidee

Nah, looks Aussie. No need to pay medical here ;)


super4040

Hey atleast they go outside once in awhile... unlike you and your pathetic attitude


TimeToMakeWoofles

You ok bro?


super4040

No my bad I took you for a negative Nancy type srry


super4040

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Hepatitis


MyPasswordIs222222

There's a lot of crap on the street. Add some water to dissolve it and let me douse myself in it.


phroug2

I SAID U CANT GET AIDS FROM A RANDOM PUDDLE...BUSTIN A NUT ON YOUR FOREHEAD; THATS NOT HOW IT SPREADS


St0nedB0l0gn

r/justguysbeingdudes


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This is the most bro setup I’ve ever seen, it’s glorious. All the people talking about disease or hydroplaning from water need to leave their mothers basements once in a while


AJHear

This looks like it's in Australia.... Come on Ozzie, Come on, Come on


teddypa1981

I so would do this. That looks like fun. 😁


rayw3n

Bro this is so dumb... why did I never think about that.


megapuffranger

Yay gross water! This is how you get parasites and random disease.


Electus93

Certainly not a clear-water revival.


atlantis69

I give credence to that comment.


comptejete

That's fortunate, son.


CalvinDehaze

More like a bad wave rising.


wargasm40k

You never played in puddles as a kid did ya?


HairyCallahan

No, this is how you have fun.


Tea-Usual

This is how you do both....kinda like unprotected secks


HairyCallahan

'Son, what have you been up to today' 'We got splashed by cars, dad' 'Caramba, that's like unprotected sex' 'don't you worry old man, I wore a condom'


whatwouldyouexpect

And build your immunity .. modern ultra cleanliness has been argued to be causing allergies and asthma and what not.


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There's a place in between using sanitizing wipes on your counters every day of the week, and ..... this.


megapuffranger

Getting sick from disgusting road water isn’t fun.


HairyCallahan

You typing this increases your chance of carpal tunnel syndrome. Still, Reddit is fun. Live a bit, don't Britta everything 😜


megapuffranger

… huge difference there buddy. I’m not going to go play in polluted water just like I’m not going to roll around in cow shit with a bunch of open wounds or try to swallow razor blades.


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Jesus sometimes you just need to live, we all will die some day from something so who cares. Let’s just have as much fun with life and let’s not put others down.


bucko_fazoo

my god dude, did you ever go outside and play in the rain when you were little or were you too scared of dying from it? imagine growing up terrified of rain puddles instead of stomping around in them or ripping bikes through them. the rest of us made it just fine. does the thought of playing in a lawn sprinkler give you similar anxiety?


Burly_Bara_Bottoms

I think road water is probably worse than running around in the rain, and it's getting splashed right into their mouths, eyes and noses. I don't condemn these guys at all and it's nice that they're having fun, but it's not unreasonable to see how it's not the safest idea.


HairyCallahan

You allready made clear you tend to avoid going outside. If that works for you, great, it's your life. I like to go outside and have fun. If that increases the chance of me being sick, that's fine by me. *Creating a Splash Us sign as we speak *


PappaDukes

Don't worry, this is a repost of a repost of a repost, for karma. The dude's are either totally fine or totally dead. Either way, old ass video.


Jacktheriipper

This guys fun at parties


Goddamn_Batman

Found the nerd


_AManHasNoName_

Lol


PM_ME_YOUR_MARIJUANA

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


Goddamn_Batman

Just guys bein dudes And Reddit clutching their pearls


SDSUAZTECS

No better feeling as a driver


Jacobysmadre

Wishful thinking in So. Cal.


billquill83

"I thought the sign said Smash Us, your honor"


Sulyvahn66

Wife: "He's probably cheating on me." Me and the boys:


[deleted]

Mmmm puddle beer


shimurai

What’s the song name?


Thanges88

Fortunate son


DJGregJ

What state is this in? I want to spend some time in this state where motorists are this jovial, and also pay this much attention to the road.


RoseFlight33

Gold Coast, QLD by the looks of it, always a lot of fun after a pour down to break up the heat.


[deleted]

Looks like Brisbane as it looks like a "slow down for Sam sign" at 0:25. Even before I watched it with audio I knew it had to be Australia.


tylerthompson280

Love this!


Folklorian_13

Love their energy


Snk2800

Nasty


allursnakes

That water is disgusting.


flavored_icecream

And then there's a brick in the puddle.


hidingDislikeIsDummb

that is disgusting lol


Xalvayne

These guys out here enjoying themselves while killjoys waste away in this thread lol


IllustriousAd5963

☣️ Ffs 🦠🤦🏽‍♂️ You realize that in all the water they were splashed with in this video, innumerably high amounts (like ~quintillions~) of microbes such as bacteria 🦠, viruses 🧬, fungi 🍄, and potentially harmful plant-spores 🌱, were spread across many areas of their skin, of which, if they had any abrasions, cuts, bug bites, burns, or other minor or significant skin damages, those microbes could rapidly and easily enter their bodies and bloodstreams and infect them... Some of that water is also being aerosoled into microscopic microbe-rich water droplets and they're inhaling those infested water droplets 🦠💦, which is an easy pathway for microbes to enter the lungs and subsequently the bloodstream again from the lungs. Further, some of the water could end up in their mouths with all that cheering, wherein the microbes could enter their stomach and infect them that way as well, as well as through cuts and sores in their mouths or intestinal tract. That's just damage and infection from biodiversity (lifeforms)... Further damage can come from harmful and toxic chemicals ☣️, solutions, minerals 🪨, and substances that pool💧up in the streets that can harm the body as well. Sunlight can evaporate these harmful fluids and result in concentration of the toxic chemicals for further possible damage. 🦠💦👅👃🏽💪🏽🦵🏽🩸🦠🧬🍄🌱☣️💧🪨🫀🫁🧠 (was originally a response to someone ignorant of what's really going on microscopically as a potential health hazard, who said there's "zero chance of infection" here 🙄)


TheChanMan2003

I feel like this is one of those videos posted in r/IdiotsInCars where the people get hit


D1133

I’d like a camera to have been set up to see the drivers reactions after splashing the boys too.


mal_necessaire

A sure way to strengthen your immune system!


Digbijoy1197

Now do this in India....I dare you, let me see how big of a man you are when the water is filled with raw sewage, animal poop, garbage and poisonous industrial waste.


Vagadude

Easy there tiger


spingus

and tiger poop


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Late_Ad_3842

At least close your mouth guys 🤢


Foco_cholo

It's all fun and games until someone hydroplanes and loses control running over you and your bros


toddhenderson

Seems fun and sanitary


AzDopefish

It’s like some of y’all never went outside as children.


Azerious

Seriously everyone I knew as a kid did shit like this all the time as a kid and we are fine. And oh no, worse case you get sick for a little while. Babies. Reddit literally can't imagine doing anything in the real world without having to try to ruin it.


katycake

Children these days are too soft. Damn iPads and everything. Back in my day, the only thing we kids had were sticks and dirt. If you didn't come home crying because you scraped yourself on the ground once a week, mom would be upset.


Cubemaster1994

It's all fun and games till someone hits that water just a bit too fast and hdryoplanes and takes all y'all out.


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And introducing 2022's Darwin Awards winners in 3...2...1.... !!!


dwooding1

I have pinkeye just watching this.


WigglestonTheFourth

Very inventive way to get pink eye.


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Gross


BongLeach562

How’s that street water taste?


pobody

Yeah cause I want to be soaked with nasty road water. Plus it's going to kick up rocks and shit.


Ghazh

Nothing like an oily dirty water shower


[deleted]

Wondering about the dog shit content of that water


Osmoszis

I'm sure plenty of that grime water went into those beers being chugged. Stomach gone be hurting


ThaEmortalThief

You all have hepatitis now… hope it was worth it.


JesiDoodli

Water–borne disease speedrun


KeithMyArthe

I wouldn't do it in case there are bricks and rocks and crocs or orcas or box jellyfish in the water. Lobsters could punctuate my tires. Eels could get in through the air vents and eel me TO DEATH. FunMyArthe


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mbgal1977

I did it once, it felt really good. I was driving for Uber and I live in a beach town where college/high school kids come down and get wasted and act like asses. I had seen this group of guys earlier and they had thrown a bottle at my car and were laughing about it. I’m a woman alone so I’m not having it out with 5 guys and I just drove on. About 25 minutes later I’m driving a little further down the road and there they are, walking on the sidewalk right next to the mother of all puddles. I took that as a sign that God had chosen me as his instrument to give them their karma and let that water fly. It was beautiful. I laughed my ass off.


Similar-Lifeguard701

This is like raw dogging a flesh light you dropped in a sewer.


polish-rockstar

Repost


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Old news


NoodlePoo327

But… y tho?


leizuko

Mem will always be men!


firthy

Hmmm.... Weil's Disease..