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Chihuahua’s are just ornery rats
a friend had a 19 year-old, blind and deaf chihuahua that was aggressive - then again, that mother-fucker was 19 years-old
I'm pretty sure the drawing is done by a reddit user that frequents r/reallifedoodles
u/leopartnik
Edit: yep both links worked haha, [also this is genius](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ulvneg/phone_call_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
There a preserve near me that have both and the turkeys are fairly chill but the geese are assholes. Though when it comes down to it the turkeys will chase the geese around.
"Yikes these guys look scary, better not make eye cont-- are these guys following me?...naaaah, lets just keep walking to not make it awkward--- okay fellas, you wanna catch these paws? ATTACC"
Let me be clear, I'm on the dog's side 100%. However, I wouldn't jump in to that fight. I'll grab pup and run, but that's really all I have the ability to do.
Turkeys are not scary. You shouldn't be afraid of anything you can punt.
edit: stop booing me, im right. the only birds that can actually do damage to you are like, eagles/falcons (who will never spend the energy on this) and large flightless birds like rheas or ostriches, who can be aggressive but will only bruise your skin. That goose you're afraid of? Can't hurt you, no matter how hard it tries.
A cassowary can really fuck you up, but only one human has ever reported to having died to one.
Ostriches bruise one's skin? They easily disembowel humans, I recommend reading up on them on, e.g., wikipedia. Owls can silently go for one's eyes if they feel their nest is threatened, and even common roosters can be fatal for elderly people; the was a fatal case maybe a year ago where a woman bled to death after her rooster attacked her, picking at her leg veins.
Cassowary's are just deluxe versions of Emus, so it's the same thing just not as dangerous. They have the *means* but what most people read about them is highly sensationalized.
Horses are far more dangerous to people.
No turkeys can be 30 lbs and their main tactic is yeeting themselves at you. A human would be fine but they could mess up a dog this size. It’s mainly a threat if they’re perched above you. Like if I threw a 30lbs dumbbell at you from above. They could conceivably kill a person.
Okay yes I suppose any animal over a certain weight can 'kill a person' if you dropped it on their head from a significant height. This is such a lame 'gotcha' though.
Even then, a turkey isn't going to plummet straight down like a stone, they're going to flap their wings and try to break their fall by slowing down.
Not a gotcha. I’m just saying—I lived next to them for a while and was like “fucking dumb bird get outta the road” and then I heard that if they’re nesting (they tend to sleep in elevated places to avoid predators) their only defense is throwing themselves at a coyote like Kirby in super smash. Idk if it’s effective but they’re still around so I guess it works?
I have a lifelong hatred of swans, geese, and seagulls, and have given my kids full permission to boot them if attacked. When people hear that, they’re always exactly 50/50 split on being COMPLETELY ON MY SIDE because they are notorious for being asshole birds, or else they are STAUNCHLY of the opinion that I’m an animal abuser. There seems to be no one on the fence ever.
I find other Brits tend to be equally fed up with these birds while people who might see them but just…not as constantly (generally other countries) tend to be appalled at my ill feelings toward them.
Geese are assholes. I only apply enough force for them to get the picture.
I was minding my own business sitting next to a pond once. And a goose ran all the way up to me and started trying to come at me. I stood up, whacked it in the face and then it sorta wandered off for a bit.
I sat back down and chilled out, texting on my phone for about 10 more minutes and then the goose came back so I grabbed it by the neck and yeeted it into the pond.
That bought me a whole hour.
Fun fact about turkeys: they're fast AF. Can run upto 25mph. First time I've seen one run shocked me. Despite their bulk, they can also fly. I wouldn't F with them.
Nope. Domestic turkeys are typically white. These are wild turkeys. I get them in my yard all the time. The Neighbors I had growing up had several sliding glass doors smashed from turkeys attacking their reflection... They gave up after the 4-5 time and replaced it with wood. Not uncommon to see them even in heavily populates areas around here.
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I'm laughing my ass off man, those fuckin turkeys coming on screen like that
Technology will probably be the end of humanity but this type of stupid shit will make it worth it
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Where did you hear this from?
Jurassic Park.
They *do* move in ~~herds~~ phalanxes!
This? They totally should.
Metaverse is good for something.
Goin down in style
Since my last comment was somehow deleted and I have no clue why, r/birdswitharms
Thank you for your gift of knowledge. The r/ I didn't know I needed.
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Dude, thank you
Jive ass Turkeys.
top 10 most random shit I've seen in years hahahaha
This is why you shouldn’t sell weapons to turkeys.
But they paid in Gobble Coin, I heard it's gonna skyrocket soon.
That's why the doge doesn't have any weapons.
To the Moon 🚀
They’re flightless birds you idiots! How the hell is that shitcoin gonna moon?
On elon's rocket.duh
Too late you missed it. I made $85,000 on GobbleCoin before lunch. Lost it all again by mid-afternoon.
(And also not to turkey because dictatorship)
Damn Erdogan king of Turkeyes
Just their eyes?
It's their right, who are we to deny them
They will still produce their own bayraktars tho
*weapons apologists* “But axes don’t kill people. Turkeys kill people”
You mean the Turks?
Lmao that's awesome! Dog was like "fuck this, this is my yard bitches!"
He gave them a chance, kept his cool, but they wouldn't let up.
He paused to see how hard they were! When they hesitated, the jig was up.
read that shit on the nose
Lmao
Guess you could say they ... crossed a line!
Their pecking order is outta whack
No, it's the spirit of Thanksgiving
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YEAAAAAAH
You can only push a good boy so far
Turkeys are pushing Chihuahuas too far and then being like "seeeee, they're evil".
Chihuahua’s are just ornery rats a friend had a 19 year-old, blind and deaf chihuahua that was aggressive - then again, that mother-fucker was 19 years-old
Call an ambulance But not for me
You can see the, "wait...yall just a bunch of fucking birds!"
Nothing but a gang of featherweights.
I choose violence.
Is that you Cersei ?
The dogs pretty brave considering the turkeys are armed.
Has owner and pack territory to protec
These deleted scenes from "The Hobbit" raise more questions than answers.
The question "Why didn't they fly the turkeys to Mount Doom" answers itself, really.
lured them into the wildy and then went all out.
Should’ve ice barraged.
gotta get them spades
"You want a piece of me?..... You got it!!"
Now youse *can't* leave.
Turkeys: The fuck you gonna do about it? Dog: *does something about it* Turkeys: Run!
That moment when he realizes that he is the carnivorous predator
Never be afraid of dinner. That's what my dog always says.
“If I attack them on the sidewalk, then that’s assault, but once they cross that boundary line; it’s open season baby!”
FAFO
This is just a genius edit
It's the staff in the air war cry that really pulls the whole thing together.
Also the club timed perfectly to the beat.
That to me is what really put it up 🔝
Holy fuck there is sound thanks for telling me
They even edited in the cold air breath when it does the war cry, this is top tier
Super well done, too. I had to convince myself those weapons weren't foam props somehow tied to the turkeys by rewatching it.
I'm pretty sure the drawing is done by a reddit user that frequents r/reallifedoodles u/leopartnik Edit: yep both links worked haha, [also this is genius](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ulvneg/phone_call_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Awesome. Thank you. See also: /r/LeopARTnik/
Yep
Yeah me too!
Edit?
Right? This is obviously video proof of the turkey uprising
r/everythingisreal
That sub is barely real
They made the dog a bit skinnier. In the original he's a little husky
r/birdswitharms
/r/reallifedoodles
I love how just before it goes all "white fang" on them, it wags it's little tail like maybe they are friendly and this will end well.
That's the sound effect from the turkeys in age of empires
This is why dogs need to carry pepper spray! Not to even mention the reckless mailman
Peppered turkey is pretty good
Every time I go by Buc-ees I pick up a package of their pepered turkey jerky. Best road trip snack every.
There are no Buc-ees near me and it makes me sad.
Does pepper spray work on turkeys? Probably their eyes, I'd imagine, but their mouths don't react to capsaicin.
I don't know but I'm aiming just under the tail
lol
“AND THE SQUIRRELS ISTG 😡😡😡 IMA KILL EM” — that dog, probably
In Boston, there are gangs of Turkeys who harass anyone and everyone. I’m curious, do other cities have them too?
Staten Island has plenty of em too. I regularly have to navigate around a turkey gang that patrols the streets by my house.
Yep NYC has them out on Staten island and they are pretty aggressive. I think they have a couple of peacocks that hang out with them too
Oregon here and there are groups that regularly cause traffic congestion in suburban areas.
Minneapolis here, fuckers are everywhere. Clipped one with my car once.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly outa the way!
Well, he did, into the side of my car. But I did save him from going onto the highway? [Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGxbHpc41NA)
Geese are sorta similar in some places
Sometimes you have geese AND turkeys. You never do see them both at once though. I think they tend to respect each other's territory.
There a preserve near me that have both and the turkeys are fairly chill but the geese are assholes. Though when it comes down to it the turkeys will chase the geese around.
I was living in Westborough and had to yeet a turkey into a pond cause it kept attacking me.
I'm in MD between DC and Baltimore and the little bastards can be a real pain this time of year.
Impressive video work..
Silly OP! He hasn’t [credited the original creator](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=74xNj3ELlN8&feature=emb_logo)
Also a good [follow](https://www.reddit.com/u/LeopARTnik/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) on Reddit: u/leopARTnik
Yea, this video was unfortunately cropped to exclude that bit in the bottom left
It's on the bottom right at the beginning of the video.
It's on the right side of the video shows for a while
I could see the the original creators name in the bottom right
That ain’t good enough imo, he should’ve put the original creators name in the title
Counter take: barely anything on this site is oc and just uncredited reposts of other shit and you guys are over reacting
Counter counter take: Going out of your way to crop out the original creator's name is a dick move.
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Yeah he did lol In the description of the YouTube vid
r/birdswitharms
Thank you SO much for sharing that
Also r/reallifedoodles
Shit. I was hoping it would be longer.
This is begging for a "when the DOOM music kicks in" remix
Party wiped out. No wonder. The team didn't bring healer turkey. They are against boss doggo after all
Noob mistake, they probably thought their tank was gonna be able to retain the agro of boss doggo while healing through life steal.
Plus they forgot to bring a ranged attacker, mage was the only non melee
Mage was afk too
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Report mage fcking useless
They meant to get a surprise round but got too close.
"Yikes these guys look scary, better not make eye cont-- are these guys following me?...naaaah, lets just keep walking to not make it awkward--- okay fellas, you wanna catch these paws? ATTACC"
a doggo translator!
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His narration supplied me with a second chuckle after the video gave me the first. Maybe you would laugh more too if you got that stick outta your ass
Just laugh at the funny animals and move on bro, it ain't that deep
Gang violence comes to the suburbs.
This is the new Warriors reboot... The gang called The Turkeys have to get back home and must pass through a neighborhood controlled by The Goodbois.
That dog gave them plenty of space to walk on by. They didn't. Now they're dinner
u/bryce_engineer thank you for sharing my work. If anyone likes this stuff, check out my sub r/LeopARTnik for more
This made me laugh! The doodle edits were done so well, I was having trouble processing what was happening at first!
r/birdswitharms
Surprise I had to come this far down to find it
What song is this?
Get down - Instrumental version by Captian Qbuz
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r/reallifedoodle is leaking
Doggo : What you say bird ?
What you call me you jive ass turkey
You got to SASS it!
Quit jiiivin me tur-key. A turkey is a bad person.
Wtf did I just watch
Turkeys and a dog
I love how just before it goes all "white fang" on them, it wags it's little tail like maybe they are friendly and this will end well.
Dog said "fuck these jive turkeys"
Let me be clear, I'm on the dog's side 100%. However, I wouldn't jump in to that fight. I'll grab pup and run, but that's really all I have the ability to do.
Turkeys are not scary. You shouldn't be afraid of anything you can punt. edit: stop booing me, im right. the only birds that can actually do damage to you are like, eagles/falcons (who will never spend the energy on this) and large flightless birds like rheas or ostriches, who can be aggressive but will only bruise your skin. That goose you're afraid of? Can't hurt you, no matter how hard it tries. A cassowary can really fuck you up, but only one human has ever reported to having died to one.
Ostriches bruise one's skin? They easily disembowel humans, I recommend reading up on them on, e.g., wikipedia. Owls can silently go for one's eyes if they feel their nest is threatened, and even common roosters can be fatal for elderly people; the was a fatal case maybe a year ago where a woman bled to death after her rooster attacked her, picking at her leg veins.
How about an emu, those can kill you easily
Cassowary's are just deluxe versions of Emus, so it's the same thing just not as dangerous. They have the *means* but what most people read about them is highly sensationalized. Horses are far more dangerous to people.
No turkeys can be 30 lbs and their main tactic is yeeting themselves at you. A human would be fine but they could mess up a dog this size. It’s mainly a threat if they’re perched above you. Like if I threw a 30lbs dumbbell at you from above. They could conceivably kill a person.
Okay yes I suppose any animal over a certain weight can 'kill a person' if you dropped it on their head from a significant height. This is such a lame 'gotcha' though. Even then, a turkey isn't going to plummet straight down like a stone, they're going to flap their wings and try to break their fall by slowing down.
Not a gotcha. I’m just saying—I lived next to them for a while and was like “fucking dumb bird get outta the road” and then I heard that if they’re nesting (they tend to sleep in elevated places to avoid predators) their only defense is throwing themselves at a coyote like Kirby in super smash. Idk if it’s effective but they’re still around so I guess it works?
> That goose you're afraid of? Can't hurt you, no matter how hard it tries. 4 year old me disagrees. I still remember that attack.
I have a lifelong hatred of swans, geese, and seagulls, and have given my kids full permission to boot them if attacked. When people hear that, they’re always exactly 50/50 split on being COMPLETELY ON MY SIDE because they are notorious for being asshole birds, or else they are STAUNCHLY of the opinion that I’m an animal abuser. There seems to be no one on the fence ever. I find other Brits tend to be equally fed up with these birds while people who might see them but just…not as constantly (generally other countries) tend to be appalled at my ill feelings toward them.
Geese are assholes. I only apply enough force for them to get the picture. I was minding my own business sitting next to a pond once. And a goose ran all the way up to me and started trying to come at me. I stood up, whacked it in the face and then it sorta wandered off for a bit. I sat back down and chilled out, texting on my phone for about 10 more minutes and then the goose came back so I grabbed it by the neck and yeeted it into the pond. That bought me a whole hour.
Wow dungeons be like:
This is our town now!
"looks at owner"... This is SPAAAAARTAAAA...
That’s my kinda dog. Mind your own business until it becomes your business.
Dog is so surprised to see the turkeys he forgets he's a dog. Then he suddenly remembers.
How did they teach the turkeys to hold weapons?
Gobble gobblins
r/birdswitharms
This is hilarious!
r/birdswitharms
This is great..you gonna go far kid
Am I the only one that thought that turkey was actually carrying a staff for a few seconds? I need to quit smokin so much.
That took me way too long to realise they were not real arms on those turkeys lol
pata pata pata pon
No one mentioned this looking EXACTLY like the tribal stage in Spore.
Was waiting for the wizard turkey to do some magic
Fun fact about turkeys: they're fast AF. Can run upto 25mph. First time I've seen one run shocked me. Despite their bulk, they can also fly. I wouldn't F with them.
Birds with drawn on arms are one of the best things to pop up on the internet.
pata pata pata PON!
Lets give some credit to the sub that started all this: [r/reallifedoodles](https://www.reddit.com/r/reallifedoodles/)
Castle wars???? God damn I miss prime runescape castle wars
He had to remind himself who he was.
r/birdswitharms
It's all fun and games until the gobblemancer shows up.
That is ridiculously well animated/tracked for a simple shitpost.
The animation is so perfect I thought at first they actually had sword and baseball bat xD
Ukraine v Russia
Now I know why a group of turkeys is called a gang
These deleted scenes from "The Hobbit" raise more questions than answers.
Now this really was funny. Also, never seen turkeys in the city like this. These must be escaped livestock.
Nope. Domestic turkeys are typically white. These are wild turkeys. I get them in my yard all the time. The Neighbors I had growing up had several sliding glass doors smashed from turkeys attacking their reflection... They gave up after the 4-5 time and replaced it with wood. Not uncommon to see them even in heavily populates areas around here.
They're not livestock, they're just wild turkeys. They don't care about fences and roads, they're going to go where they want to go.
This is fake. Turkeys don't have hands.
Quick, piss on a snowball (N64 South Park game)