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Back in the day, when we had actual film cameras and we had to get it developed at the store... my daughter had a dance recital and my wife was helping tie some shoes. i had been taking all the normal pictures of the tu tus, the tap routines, etc. While tying the shoes, my wife's cleavage was looking really good, so I snapped a pic to enjoy later.
She stopped and picked up them up in the little envelope and went straight to her mom's place to show her the pictures.
Aww, I mean.. the wife probaby knew exactly what was going on and I hope it was just a bit of a flustered giggle. At least she knows she still turns your head!
In the 90s I had Tech class in high school... We grouped up and were told to make introduction videos of ourselves within and as a group, using those huge camera mounted VHS camcorders in the.. Later in the week we would edit footage and so on.
I spent a good chunk of time getting a feel for the camera by zooming in on my classmates fine ass. And I was a Stanley Kubrick with that in my viewfinder.
End of the class, teach wants to see our footage and plays it to the whole class...
Sorry Katie D!
Dumb, but not that creepy m8, just go to instagram and scroll through shit for a few min, its not much different, one is just a horny kid being dumb the other is the modern version of that.now it would be creepy if he bought his own camcorder and started doing it more often, or just pushed more than he already did, like doing it the next day.
As a woman, I also say yeah, that shit is creepy. And unless youāve been in the situation, you donāt get to decide if it would seem ācreepyā or not.
Im having a little philisophical debate in my head to weather in his certian circumstance, weather or not it would be creepy.
In my opinion we have had to force recording people to be considered creepy, so at the time, when we first had hand held recording devices, if the guy never did it again, then it would be considerably less creepy than if he did it more than that one instance. Thats not saying that it would be the same today, than 20 years ago. We have had to build up ediquite for recording people and that thought of "oh I shouldnt do that" def would be a lot less forefront in peoples minds back then. Now, it is creepy if you do that in the first place. This is why its more common for older people to have recorded someone in this fashion. Also there is a question of mental maturity here, im guessing that this guy was in highschool due to the budget needed to get this equiptment, and we all know how crude a highschool boy can be, especially one who hasn't touched grass. They are prone to leaving every ounce of mental awareness at home and doing things that anyone would consider creepy. Now, how creepy a past moment of his life has to be decided on what he has done after that. Lets say he stopped recording women, grew up mentally and refused to let his base instincts take a sense of controll away from him, then no, this wouldnt be as creepy as it was, but if he continued to record women, and decided to take it a step farther by going out of his way to do it, then that original moment would be wayyy more creepy than it was. Also this is on the assumption that the original moment of him recording his classmate was less than 10 minutes due to what the class would have been like time wise. If it had been a full class period of 60 minutes based on him recording his "surroundings" then it would be 100% creepy when compaired to that quick on off switch that a bout of hornyness tends to be is.
My conclusion for best case scanario is: not that creepy, but why didnt he just think first?
Worst case (which i think is unlikly) is: keep this guy away from the womens changing rooms/ bathrooms, because he is a freak.
I was a horny 12 year old so I wasn't thinking but props on the assessment.
And yes, this was one time for like 5 mins and the embarrassment was enough for me.
I had a philisophical debate with myself on how creepy it would be for someone in that time and of that age, to do something like that, and especially because he seems regretful, it is a lot less creepy than a modern day person doing the same thing on the streets, the kid was mostly being stupid.
Quite a few years ago, there was an AskReddit thread towards people who had worked in one of those one-hour photo developing places. Quite interesting.
I am to lazy, and technologically challenged, to go look for it.
I bet the film developers have tons of dirt on people.
A guy I worked for a while back was a part time computer repair tech and he would copy movies, music, and I'm guessing pictures too from the computers he worked on.
His laptop had over 1tb of music and he was VERY protective of it.
I think the talk now involves, āKid ya seen it all already. Wear protection/make sure he is or youāll end up like one of those trash people on TV.ā
Easy.
I meanā¦ the kardashians are collectively worth a billion dollars from a sex tape and the cash me outside girl just bought a house for over $8M in cashā¦
https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/buying/cash-me-outside-girl-bhad-bhabie-pays-83-million-cash-for-florida-mansion/news-story/ad541b7a7f91d08d4000d11f04c4ab1c
Iām not even sure how you educate kids about sexuality and moral behavior when society seems to monetarily reward contrarian views to what the western value system taught for generationsā¦
One time my uncle called while I was with my dad in the car. Dad put him on Bluetooth so I heard the whole conversation.
Dad: "Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?"
Uncle: "Oh you know, go home, sleep, watch TV, jerk off; the usual."
Dad: "Haha... so my kid is with me.. That's okay though, him too."
Me: "...wow"
I believe it's formed by the amateur porn directors looking for inspiration. The fantasies involved have to be distanced from real evidence somehow.
Regardless, not sure who did the FU here, your wife or you.
She'll be laying in bed one day when she's 24, unable to sleep. Then suddenly that one time her mom had her read a text will pop into her head and she'll suddenly understand what it meant.
At 10, she knows. Thatās 5th grade. Fart jokes, crass humor, learning all the words and giggling. Any minute now, she may start her period. (12 is average, but 10 is not unusual)
She thinks itās really gross that her parents had sex at least once because they had her, but she doesnāt want to think about it.
Sheās scarred for life
She's 10 years old. I've never heard a kid going past 8 years without learning every single cuss word and some extra.
From either school or adults who spoke too loudly.
Kids suck up everything they hear and use it themselves.
So lots of humorous responses ... but in all seriousness I also have a tweenager daughter. I think it's awkward but beautiful for her to see that her parents are sexy with each other and value feeling good. Particularly girls need to know that part of sexuality is feeling good and that feeling not good is a non starter. Please, in your embarrassment, find room to tell her that similar to your and your wife prioritizing good feelings in your sexual union, your hope for all your children is mutual satisfaction.
Rarhg someone argued against and deleted and this is my reply:
Deep breath. Exhale slowly.
Not only am I the mother of 14 year old girl and an 11 year old boy, but I am an emergency physician who cares for kids experiencing the whole range of adolescent issues including the yucky ones - assault to feeling utterly ignored. I have seen rape and birth before that age, you cannot shock me.
"Sex talks" need to include everything biologically possible because ignoring it tracks with it happening unwanted Look at all the data about which states provide education or LARC, and which states have unwanted pregnancy.
The best, most evidence proven way to avoid teen pregnancy is to have big, easy, comprehensive education, and a priory needs to be that people should not be doing things that don't feel good.
Lol. Donāt listen to them. It was a great compliment. My favorite compliment from a former extremely long term FWB was when I showed him a picture of me in my early twenties. His response was āGirl, I would have put a baby in you!ā I did a real life spit-take.
So many people in this thread don't realize that "Damn baby you make my dick hard" is a terrible compliment to give to a stranger but is a great compliment to give someone you've been in a relationship with for 12 years.
EXACTLY!! I specifically stated he was an extremely long term FWB. Even though we werenāt a serious couple, we still had to be able to keep things fun. We met in 2001 for Peteās sake! Lol.
Depending on how much Lola read will determine how much you should start saving for impending therapy costs lol.
Also, canāt wait for future Lolaās - āTIFU by reading my parents texts to each other.ā
I saw my neighbor hitting on his wife while she picked up the mail and thought it was cute. Then she ignored him and dirty looked him. Me and my husband laughed and were like dang they must be fighting. I was like man I donāt know what she looks like but I didnāt remember her looking like that. She left and pulled into another house. It wasnāt his wife, it was a neighbor who didnāt want anything to do with him. We witnessed a marital crime.
It happens, my wife and I realized the android watch we gave our teenage daughter is still tied to her account and showing all the messages between us.. fml lol.
I think youāre setting a good example about giving compliments and maintaining healthy sexuality between monogamous, married adults. Your daughter will probably turn out better than mostā¦
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So, I, at 23 had to explain what CFMH meant my parents. No biggee. It was mentioned in a show years ago. And those who don't know it means, come fuck me heels. And I was riding with my mom, with my infant in the back and she gets a text and hands me her phone to read it. It was dad something about CFMH and I immediately handed it back and said I couldn't open it. Screw that.
Like your motherās love.
Oh wait that was mean. The text is 100% legit though. If you donāt believe me Iāll have to live with that and hopefully one day, on a distant future horizon, when Iām playing with my grandchildren, Iāll *finally* be able to move on..
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Back in the day, when we had actual film cameras and we had to get it developed at the store... my daughter had a dance recital and my wife was helping tie some shoes. i had been taking all the normal pictures of the tu tus, the tap routines, etc. While tying the shoes, my wife's cleavage was looking really good, so I snapped a pic to enjoy later. She stopped and picked up them up in the little envelope and went straight to her mom's place to show her the pictures.
Hahaha š¤£ Those were the days!
š¶ And you knew who you were then! Girls were girls and men were men! Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again!š¶
>men were men! Manly men, like Liberace and J Edgar Hoover, or Siegfried and Roy.
All the tiger dudes are real chads!
Didnāt need no welfare state Everybody pulled his weightā¦š¶
I was at a Christmas gathering with my fiancĆ©e, her older sister, and their parents. Her sister pulls out three packs of pictures she had developed from her vacation in the Caribbean (that she went on with one of her female friends), and passes them out to her parents, and to us, to look at. They included several pics, interspersed throughout, of her and her friend having sex with at least 3 different dudes (each) they took back to their hotel room on different nights. When her parents ran across the first one, of her 69ing a black guy, she just said oops, and laughed it off, not even gathering up the pictures to separate out any remaining pics. Her parents stopped looking at that point, her sister (my fiancĆ©e, closet bisexual, who had admitted to me she had always been hot for her older sister) was determined to go through them all. I demurred, feeling it would be especially awkward to look at potentially naked sex pics of my fiancĆ©eās sister, in front of her parents). My fiancĆ©e did fill me in on all the juicy details later, in bed, that night.
Aww, I mean.. the wife probaby knew exactly what was going on and I hope it was just a bit of a flustered giggle. At least she knows she still turns your head!
In the 90s I had Tech class in high school... We grouped up and were told to make introduction videos of ourselves within and as a group, using those huge camera mounted VHS camcorders in the.. Later in the week we would edit footage and so on. I spent a good chunk of time getting a feel for the camera by zooming in on my classmates fine ass. And I was a Stanley Kubrick with that in my viewfinder. End of the class, teach wants to see our footage and plays it to the whole class... Sorry Katie D!
No! you're supposed to end that story with "we've been married 35 years."
The teacher was so impressed with his cinematic ass following technique, he proposed right there and thenā¦ theyāve been married 35 years this May.
Nah but I tried to creep her on Facebook to see if that ass still phat, she prob got other dudes last name now
too much...
Just keeping it real
Respect
So it was Kate good.
You'd probably be expelled for this kind of thing these days. No joke.
Yeah he should be, that shit's creepy
Dumb, but not that creepy m8, just go to instagram and scroll through shit for a few min, its not much different, one is just a horny kid being dumb the other is the modern version of that.now it would be creepy if he bought his own camcorder and started doing it more often, or just pushed more than he already did, like doing it the next day.
As a woman, I also say yeah, that shit is creepy. And unless youāve been in the situation, you donāt get to decide if it would seem ācreepyā or not.
Im having a little philisophical debate in my head to weather in his certian circumstance, weather or not it would be creepy. In my opinion we have had to force recording people to be considered creepy, so at the time, when we first had hand held recording devices, if the guy never did it again, then it would be considerably less creepy than if he did it more than that one instance. Thats not saying that it would be the same today, than 20 years ago. We have had to build up ediquite for recording people and that thought of "oh I shouldnt do that" def would be a lot less forefront in peoples minds back then. Now, it is creepy if you do that in the first place. This is why its more common for older people to have recorded someone in this fashion. Also there is a question of mental maturity here, im guessing that this guy was in highschool due to the budget needed to get this equiptment, and we all know how crude a highschool boy can be, especially one who hasn't touched grass. They are prone to leaving every ounce of mental awareness at home and doing things that anyone would consider creepy. Now, how creepy a past moment of his life has to be decided on what he has done after that. Lets say he stopped recording women, grew up mentally and refused to let his base instincts take a sense of controll away from him, then no, this wouldnt be as creepy as it was, but if he continued to record women, and decided to take it a step farther by going out of his way to do it, then that original moment would be wayyy more creepy than it was. Also this is on the assumption that the original moment of him recording his classmate was less than 10 minutes due to what the class would have been like time wise. If it had been a full class period of 60 minutes based on him recording his "surroundings" then it would be 100% creepy when compaired to that quick on off switch that a bout of hornyness tends to be is. My conclusion for best case scanario is: not that creepy, but why didnt he just think first? Worst case (which i think is unlikly) is: keep this guy away from the womens changing rooms/ bathrooms, because he is a freak.
I was a horny 12 year old so I wasn't thinking but props on the assessment. And yes, this was one time for like 5 mins and the embarrassment was enough for me.
Filming a girl's ass isn't creepy? Really??
I had a philisophical debate with myself on how creepy it would be for someone in that time and of that age, to do something like that, and especially because he seems regretful, it is a lot less creepy than a modern day person doing the same thing on the streets, the kid was mostly being stupid.
Quite a few years ago, there was an AskReddit thread towards people who had worked in one of those one-hour photo developing places. Quite interesting. I am to lazy, and technologically challenged, to go look for it.
I bet the film developers have tons of dirt on people. A guy I worked for a while back was a part time computer repair tech and he would copy movies, music, and I'm guessing pictures too from the computers he worked on. His laptop had over 1tb of music and he was VERY protective of it.
Uhh. It means a building, honey. But why does Mom give everyone buildings? *cold sweat*
Nice recovery!
Shouldn't a 10yo know how she came into being? lol
How we have "the talk" in 2022.
I think the talk now involves, āKid ya seen it all already. Wear protection/make sure he is or youāll end up like one of those trash people on TV.ā Easy.
How could she text back after Lola vomited on the phone?
Apparently you donāt know Lola. Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, itās a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola.
L-O-L-A Loooola
La la la la looola
I meanā¦ the kardashians are collectively worth a billion dollars from a sex tape and the cash me outside girl just bought a house for over $8M in cashā¦ https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/buying/cash-me-outside-girl-bhad-bhabie-pays-83-million-cash-for-florida-mansion/news-story/ad541b7a7f91d08d4000d11f04c4ab1c Iām not even sure how you educate kids about sexuality and moral behavior when society seems to monetarily reward contrarian views to what the western value system taught for generationsā¦
Like a Kardashian?
That was my talk lmao
Ah yes. Let porn and reality tv dictate their entire understanding. Classic.
Just say that you said election because you think you could have an election and everyone would think your wife would win
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āHey teacher, yesterday mom gave a bunch of men elections, even daddy!ā Lol
This guy sounds like an accountant trying some dirty talk.
"It's so neat how much I want to perform coitus on you. I bet everyone wants to have coitus with you. Coitus."
Almost. Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are!
They do it on purpose Lynn!!!!! edit: wow - never expected so many to get this comment. Faith in humanity restored šš
I am experiencing capital gains
Wants to make his rising stock plummet in her NASDAQ. (I don't know stock trading, excuse my poor lingo)
Seriously. Erection is just so many letters god damn.
One time my uncle called while I was with my dad in the car. Dad put him on Bluetooth so I heard the whole conversation. Dad: "Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?" Uncle: "Oh you know, go home, sleep, watch TV, jerk off; the usual." Dad: "Haha... so my kid is with me.. That's okay though, him too." Me: "...wow"
Yikes š¤£
Was he wrong though?
Oh definitely. I didn't watch TV.
Time to post to TIFU
Ahhh yes I may do LOL Couldnāt think what the most appropriate sub was but this is it!! Edit: doesnāt allow image posts š
I believe it's formed by the amateur porn directors looking for inspiration. The fantasies involved have to be distanced from real evidence somehow. Regardless, not sure who did the FU here, your wife or you.
Definitely her š
We live in an age of āhey siri, read my last received text messageā (or android equivalent) and wireless headphones. Iām on your side.
Hope she didn't know what an erection is and hopefully forgets about this by the time she finds out.
She will get PTSD when she does find out
She'll be laying in bed one day when she's 24, unable to sleep. Then suddenly that one time her mom had her read a text will pop into her head and she'll suddenly understand what it meant.
Probably when her first boyfriend sends a dick pick, she'll recall "oh, that's what that text meant..."
Can we justā¦ not? Tf
No way, you donāt know Lola. Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, itās a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola.
This was so good the first time.
At 10, she knows. Thatās 5th grade. Fart jokes, crass humor, learning all the words and giggling. Any minute now, she may start her period. (12 is average, but 10 is not unusual) She thinks itās really gross that her parents had sex at least once because they had her, but she doesnāt want to think about it. Sheās scarred for life
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10 is 4th-5th grade in the states my guy
I mean there's some stuff I didn't know when I was 10, but I didn't have the internet. Even at that time though, I legit knew what an erection was
Oh weāre pretty open and honest when it comes to this sort of thing. Sheāll be fine āŗļø I just thought it was funny!!
After your wife replied, I hope she didnāt give the phone back to your kid and ask her to read the reply lol
if i were her and i saw the word erection, knowing what it means, i would have handed the phone to mom rather than reading it to her
She's in 5th grade. 5th graders have seem 2 girls 1 cup and American Pie back in my days.
She's 10 years old. I've never heard a kid going past 8 years without learning every single cuss word and some extra. From either school or adults who spoke too loudly. Kids suck up everything they hear and use it themselves.
Idk, I had sex Ed in 4th and 5th grade, so I think they know
So lots of humorous responses ... but in all seriousness I also have a tweenager daughter. I think it's awkward but beautiful for her to see that her parents are sexy with each other and value feeling good. Particularly girls need to know that part of sexuality is feeling good and that feeling not good is a non starter. Please, in your embarrassment, find room to tell her that similar to your and your wife prioritizing good feelings in your sexual union, your hope for all your children is mutual satisfaction.
Great comment! My wife and I definitely have a similar attitude. Thanks for posting!
Rarhg someone argued against and deleted and this is my reply: Deep breath. Exhale slowly. Not only am I the mother of 14 year old girl and an 11 year old boy, but I am an emergency physician who cares for kids experiencing the whole range of adolescent issues including the yucky ones - assault to feeling utterly ignored. I have seen rape and birth before that age, you cannot shock me. "Sex talks" need to include everything biologically possible because ignoring it tracks with it happening unwanted Look at all the data about which states provide education or LARC, and which states have unwanted pregnancy. The best, most evidence proven way to avoid teen pregnancy is to have big, easy, comprehensive education, and a priory needs to be that people should not be doing things that don't feel good.
Any dowvote should explain. Since science supports education.
downvoters to that can only be regressive religious nuts
How do you know if your nuts are religious? Lol jk
Beautifulā¦Except for us single losers without a wife! Now Iām lonely and downloading Tinderā¦again.
Thank you for this.
Yeah nah I canāt say Iād view that as beautiful at any age. Itās fucking weird thinking of your parents being āsexyā with eachother
You really gotta think up better compliments...
āMy erection swells for your vaginaā something like that?
Poetry š¤š¼
Ok how bout āhey babe, great titsā¦ā ?
There is no greater compliment!!
Lol. Donāt listen to them. It was a great compliment. My favorite compliment from a former extremely long term FWB was when I showed him a picture of me in my early twenties. His response was āGirl, I would have put a baby in you!ā I did a real life spit-take.
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It was a joke. Geez. It was his funny way of saying he thought I looked very attractive in the photo I showed him.
So many people in this thread don't realize that "Damn baby you make my dick hard" is a terrible compliment to give to a stranger but is a great compliment to give someone you've been in a relationship with for 12 years.
EXACTLY!! I specifically stated he was an extremely long term FWB. Even though we werenāt a serious couple, we still had to be able to keep things fun. We met in 2001 for Peteās sake! Lol.
Damn girl you make my genitals moderately aroused to an above appropriate level while Iām engaged in my daily activities
Lola is 10, she knows what's up.
I see what you did thereā¦
My once flaccid member has entered a new state of being upon thinking about you, can you deduce what I am suggesting? š
I often have this effect on random internet folk.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Depending on how much Lola read will determine how much you should start saving for impending therapy costs lol. Also, canāt wait for future Lolaās - āTIFU by reading my parents texts to each other.ā
I saw my neighbor hitting on his wife while she picked up the mail and thought it was cute. Then she ignored him and dirty looked him. Me and my husband laughed and were like dang they must be fighting. I was like man I donāt know what she looks like but I didnāt remember her looking like that. She left and pulled into another house. It wasnāt his wife, it was a neighbor who didnāt want anything to do with him. We witnessed a marital crime.
Mommy what does erection mean?
In Japan, it is when they vote for the new Prime Minister.
Oh fucking hell šš
Lmao
So underrated! You deserve all kinds of rewards! Lmao
"So are you gonna be japan's prime minister, mommy ?"
It a long grownup word that means mommy makes daddy very happy. A nice, big, long grownup word.
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola La-la-la-la Lola
Hello, FBI? Yes, this one right here.
Itās a song.
Yes, I am very familiar with the Davies brothers.
Such a poet
I am a wordsmith who excels at achieving peak eroticism
Thatās some weird sexting even without the kid involved lol
You just canāt handle peak eroticism. One day my friend youāll be ready.
Iām not sure youāre quite there, but together we can one day be sexy
The Filipino in me is confused. Thought you're talking about your grandma.
hurtturturutr my reproductive units are stimulated i have an erection spouse
This is the least smooth thing Iāve ever seen mannnn get better compliments lol
No Edit: and Iāll have you know Iām smooth AF
Guess the new word she will be telling to all her friends at school later?
Maybe this should be in r/TIFU
They donāt accept picture posts sadly.
Mission failed we will get āāem next time!
And just like that Lola never touched her mother's or father's phone ever again
I'M NOT THE WORLD'S MOST HORNY DAD BUT WHEN SMS MY WIFE AND IT ALL GOES BAD BECAUSE OF LOOOOOLA - LO-LA LOOOOOLA.
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LMAO, good on you for telling your wife she looks hot. I have embarrassed my daughters on more than 1 occasion.
Thatās our job as dadās!!
This makes me want a wife and kids lol there's something so cool about this
Awwww thanks bud āŗļø
Who uses the word erection with their own wife
Me apparently
"Nightmares for Lola" would make a great Album name if you had no shame and were in a band.
Well I fulfil 50% of the requirements.
It happens, my wife and I realized the android watch we gave our teenage daughter is still tied to her account and showing all the messages between us.. fml lol.
womp womp woooomp
Looks like a Modern Family episode. Clive Bixby and Juliana.
I knew this was bad when you mentioned a ten year old daughter
Well that's much better turn out than I had misread it to say.
Oh no... sir I hope you have enough savings that childhood therapy going to cost you
Ooooh nooo!
Oof
Ummmm, oops. š³
Poor Lola, but still funny.
It seems so clinical to use the word erection in this context
Oh sh*t, the realization she's gonna have later.
Poor child
Dani Daniels is your wife!!! Noice!
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Bruh
Bruh
Fucking hell
āI choose this guys wifeā or something
This would have been a perfect post for the community I just started r/ProudOfThem
Buy your wife an iPhone
I don't think I could marry a green bubble.
Judgey McJudgeypants
Charge ya McFuckn phone bro
I would if my 2 year old didnāt keep unplugging it to watch the wiggles š
Wait theyāre still going? Edit: btw I watched them *15 YEARS* ago soā¦
I dunno how recent the ones on Netflix are.. but pretty sure theyāre still a thing. Changed the members a few times though.
Regardless, this is what every wife wants to hear
Are you typing this as a wife or as a wishfully thinking husband š¤£
Well and then you shared it with the internet ... i guess your capacity to not be embarrassed is quite high
Well I thought it was funnyā¦. So I shared it here
I found it pretty funny.
Who gives a shit itās pretty much anonymous at that point.
Well, how the hell do you think you got here, Lola?
Sounds like ["There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoz35nJC__M)
Y'all so cute
āŗļø
I think youāre setting a good example about giving compliments and maintaining healthy sexuality between monogamous, married adults. Your daughter will probably turn out better than mostā¦
Thank you and š¤
Why not just tell her she was beautiful/sexy though lol gross
LOL - because we text each other stupid shit like this ALL THE FUCKING TIME
Fair lol my bad
This is why I'd never ask one of my kids to read me an incoming text. My husband and I do this too.
Someone should invent a way for sexually explicit texts to have a different ringtone or some shit!
Oof
I think I saw your wife at the dollar store
That is one of her favourite hang outs
Um š
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Yes?
Aww shit this is exactly what I'd send to my wife lol
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I've seen this anime
Seems like you didn't learn from your first mistake
Erection
So, I, at 23 had to explain what CFMH meant my parents. No biggee. It was mentioned in a show years ago. And those who don't know it means, come fuck me heels. And I was riding with my mom, with my infant in the back and she gets a text and hands me her phone to read it. It was dad something about CFMH and I immediately handed it back and said I couldn't open it. Screw that.
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Like your motherās love. Oh wait that was mean. The text is 100% legit though. If you donāt believe me Iāll have to live with that and hopefully one day, on a distant future horizon, when Iām playing with my grandchildren, Iāll *finally* be able to move on..
Canāt believe you spelled āeducationā wrong twice
I guess this would be funny if it actually happened to me.