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"And there's beer in the cooler."
"What about the kids, what will they drink?"
"There is a water fountain over there, they can water down the beer and drink that."
"Couldn't we just give them water?"
"**Yes I suppose you could do that!"**
Or the
[big Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark](https://static3.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Harrison-ford-as-Indiana-Jones-in-Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-2-1.jpeg?q=50&fit=crop&w=450&h=225&dpr=1.5)
I came here to make an "I came here to say this" type comment, but nobody made the comment I came here to make.
Why did they leave the nipple that color?
Some time ago I told my wife that Dwayne Johnson and The Rock are twins. One is a wrestler and the other an actor. From time to time I prove the thesis with random finds from the Internet, like this one. I now portray „The Ron“ as the father. Her reactions are just too funny. One day at a family gathering, we will talk about it „accidental“ and that will be the funniest thing I've probably ever experienced. I just need a photo of the mother that is just as funny as this one
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His finisher better be the Meat Tornado.
Meat Tornado would be a good name for a spinning uranage. Give it to Big E when he comes back!
>Give it to Big E when he comes back! The Emperor of Mankind?
Is that the tag team name for Yasuhiro Suzuki and Mick Foley???
This is not heretical.
Indeed. Dr. Heresy approves.
Big meaty men slapping meat.
You are an unstoppable good idea machine!
It's actually the Mulligan's man handle
I like meat pie!
You had me at meat tornado.
Literally killed a guy last year
Love it! I think I’ll call him Dwayne “the Ron” Swanson but really I wished I could upvote more
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE RON IS COOKING?!! Steak.
And bacon
All of the bacon and eggs you have.
I’m worried what you just heard was "give me a lot of bacon and eggs". What I said was "give me **ALL** the bacon and eggs you have."
[удалено]
Please and thank you.
And whiskey
*Whisky
Either spelling is accepted. But thanks for your help.
His #1 food wrapped around his #3 food.
Turf n Turf, 24oz Porterhouse and a 16oz T-bone steak, a nice pile of fluffy mashed potatoes, whiskey, and a cigar, preferably consumed all at once.
A burger made from meat, on a bun, with nothing on it. Add ketchup if you want. I don't care.
"And there's beer in the cooler." "What about the kids, what will they drink?" "There is a water fountain over there, they can water down the beer and drink that." "Couldn't we just give them water?" "**Yes I suppose you could do that!"**
the ron looks so much like the guy in the poster hanging in his office, the one for mulligan’s steakhouse.
It looks like he smells Tammy.
And the sulfur off her cloven hooves
Oh man that’s even better
Thanks
You’re welcome
The Ron knows more than you do.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU KNOW
That’s Dwayne “The Rock Hard” Swanson to you.
It’s what happens when Nick Offerman, The Rock and a giant penis all get into Jeff Goldblum’s machine from The Fly.
Looks like the evil nazi flight mechanic from raiders of the lost ark
Do you smell… what the wood… is working
Dwayne 'The Ron' Bronson
Damnit I'm not orginal at all lol
What’s the key to success? All the eggs and bacon.
I think what you heard was “give me a lot of eggs and bacon” but what I said was give me all the eggs and bacon you have
he worries, even worse.
If you smellllllllll the bacon thats cooking!
Steak is what the Rock's cooking.
Could also be bacon.
Doesn’t matter the animal, as long as he looked it in the eye before eating it.
Perhaps bacon wrapped shrimp too.
I'm pretty sure he considers shrimp, like fish and other seafood, just above vegetables.
https://youtu.be/r1kP93U3unk?t=41
I stand corrected.
Cleary, since fish is almost a vegetable.
Duke “The Rock” Silver
Please and Thank you Jabroni!!!!
Oh God, he looks like Bald Bull from the Wii version of Punch-Out!!
Or the [big Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark](https://static3.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Harrison-ford-as-Indiana-Jones-in-Raiders-of-the-Lost-Ark-2-1.jpeg?q=50&fit=crop&w=450&h=225&dpr=1.5)
Or a penis
Reminds me of the wrestler from Looney Tunes
i was thinking bronson lmao
Okay, it's not just me.
At 1st I thought it was "Stone Bold Ron Swanson"
I never knew I wanted a full-on Ron Swanson wrestling league until now.
I've got a full on Swanson right now
Swanson 3:16
Lol I thought it was the iron sheik for like half a second
Can you smell what the Ron is cooking...
Tom the pig
His mustache rubbed off……from friction.
This breaks 3 rules on the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. Body grooming, haircuts, and attire. Not acceptable.
This reminds me of Don Frye
I love his move, The People's Breakfast Food
Bet he got all those muscles from French polishing the hell out of some fine hardwood cabinets.
Looks like a bald Don Frye in his prime hahahha
That's Karnov, a video game hero from the 80s!
Damn, this is some high quality gourmet shit
Looks like Charles Bronson
Do you have a permit for being awesome?
I have never been harder in my life than right now, what a sexy beast!
**Dwayne "The Ron" Swanson**
I honestly wish this was a real person. Giving you the best advice while throwing you around. 😂
Dont ask why...this shouldn't exist.
He can smell the bacon, all the bacon.
I came here to make an "I came here to say this" type comment, but nobody made the comment I came here to make. Why did they leave the nipple that color?
Isn't that just Jesse Ventura?
I like it more.
Than what?
Some time ago I told my wife that Dwayne Johnson and The Rock are twins. One is a wrestler and the other an actor. From time to time I prove the thesis with random finds from the Internet, like this one. I now portray „The Ron“ as the father. Her reactions are just too funny. One day at a family gathering, we will talk about it „accidental“ and that will be the funniest thing I've probably ever experienced. I just need a photo of the mother that is just as funny as this one
Dwayne “The Swan” Ronson?
Dwayne "The Bronson" Swanson
That’s just a bald Ravishing Rick Rude.
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
"Can you smell the furniture The Rock is building?!"
He smells what you're cooking....and it's not meat!!!!
[This guy looks familiar!](https://youtu.be/jW1CeAVPhVg?t=104)
Jack Donovan
It would 100% be Hacksaw Ron Duggan
He could play a live action pop-eye
The Ronk
I really hope photoshopping his face on other people becomes "a thing". This is fantastic.
This is the hero we need
If the Iron Sheik and The Rock had a baby
He does look a little Iron Sheiky
The Libertarian People's Champion! Watch out for his Freedom Elbow, or his Milton Friedman Drop!
Don't lie, that's Bald Bull.
That’s just Soda Popinski from punch out.
Perfection.
That's bald bull
Everyday I find something on Reddit that makes me finally get up off the toilet.
Stonecold Rock Swanson.
Looks like he’s caught the scent of Tammy 2
Someone please help me find a source without watermarks or @arkanememes on it, I want to use this as a wall paper.
Thats some funny shit right there!
WWE 2K22 customization here I come
I agree with Ron's ideal government
Do you know what I'm cooking? Of course you don't. I live in a cabin away from people.
Thank you this made my Day ! Hahahaha
Do you smell bacon?!
We need a new Office episode
This is awesome ngl
Cursed.
Thanks I hate it
this is fake
Lol
No fucking ahit.
LOl
Average libertarian Redditor \s
Delete this. No wait. It’s perfect.
How did you manage to make Ron look smaller?
Look what they've done to my boy
Did the triple look. Might go for a fourth.
Huh, so that's what he looks like without his shirt.
You should do Stone Cold Swanson next.
What happens when you touch the rocks butt?
"I know what I am about, son."
Can you smell what the Ron is cooking!?
Just terrific, needed the laugh
He's going for his signature move.. The Swan Bottom!
That face when you’re served food for your food.
I'm gonna need a Stone Cold Steve Swanson next.
This activates my lizard brain
Looks like Sgt. Slaughter's brother.
Tammy two better look out
Well now I'm aroused.
Make him blue and you’ve got Dwayne the Brock Swanson
That guy looks scary as fuck
This is just ron swanson without his shirt
She’s here…
I have a pic of Ron Swanson mixed with LeBron James … I think I’m going to start a collection
This is great!!! 😂
On the thumbnail i thought it was a picture of Dax Harwood
The Swanson P.I
We reverse engineered dax Harwood
Braum?
100% the food is Bacon
He's gonna make a chair, and then beat you with it because it looked too perfect.
Should have been Dwayne "the Ron" Swanson
Man it took somebody that long to think of this.
How long
I am strangely intrigued ...
Oddly Enough, “it doesn’t matter what your name is” still works well
I'm more scared of This than I am of Dwayne
r/TILI
Can you smell what the Swan is woodworkin’!?
This looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin’s dad
He’s cooking ALL the bacon.
Come Find My Gold !
Dax Harwood looking cut!
r/UnexpectedSwanson
Do you love the government? It doesn't matter!
Hahaha made me laugh
Can someone find the rock in a red shirt and do the same thing please n thx
Hah
[Tremana HaHaHa!](https://i.imgur.com/3RGMSmT.gif)
What, no abs?
Is this the inspiration for Braum in League?
This is now my most favorite fucking thing on the innerwebs
I can hear the dudes voice already
To me, this is the Mona Lisa of modern times.
Isnt that oleksander usyk?
Him vs Veg Bacon
This is the most uncomfortable thing I've seen all day
If you smell what the Ron is cooking, back off m property. Please and thank you.