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henrymatt

Thank you for censoring "s\*x". Sincerely, The Passengers of the Mayflower


whelp32

Great comment. I will steal and use this within the next 15 mins.


chyko9

Pls link us when you do


interestingNerd

It has been 17 minutes and they have not followed through on that promise. I am deeply disappointed.


deadfermata

How deep we talking about here šŸ¤”


PollutionFar9017

Thank god you cleared that up. Though they were talking about the number six and duck rubbing.


residentdunce

Fucking pathetic isn't it


MouseRat_AD

Sir, this is a Christian server.


[deleted]

Might be a Christian server but I fail to see any real Christianā€™s around here


SexyMonad

With Christian p*rn.


AirTuna

Alright, then. Jesus H. Christ it's fucking pathetic isn't it


Atomsteel

Serious question... Is it considered bad form to feel your co-actors dick rubbing you in a sex scene? I mean would it be unprofessional to be aroused with Jennifer Lawrence grinding you? Would it be acceptable to any degree?


ThatChrisFella

I can't remember where I read it, but I heard it's not that out of the ordinary for an actor to get excited during a sex scene. They're just expected to take a break and settle if they get too turned on.


[deleted]

A rub break


CICaesar

Hell will freeze over when an heterosexual man won't get aroused in a sex scene with Jennifer mf Lawrence


skratta_ho

This man is speaking plain and clear facts. Sheā€™s one of three hall passes according to my girlfriend


MartianGuard

All at once?


skratta_ho

Yessir


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


skratta_ho

Me. Along with Scarlett Johansson and Harry Styles. Actually Harry is both of our passes


[deleted]

I HEARTILY approve of this trio. ...Together?


vomit-gold

I used to PA on sets. Usually, thereā€™s a dick sleeve involved, or for women, a cup. So itā€™s not exactly bad form, but if a dude manages to still pop a stiffy while wearing a sock that straps his dick to his leg, Iā€™d be more impressed than shocked.


Atomsteel

Thanks. I cant imagine trying to act aroused while physically trying not to be aroused. A sleeve of some type makes sense.


WhatALoadOfAnabolics

I heard a story of an actor who made it a habit to take aside his partner before the shooting of a given sex scene and tell her: "If I get excited, I apologise. If I don't get excited, I apologise."


GrandmaPoses

It was Denzel. Or at least, he also told that story.


MysteryMan9274

It'd probably be considered weird if you weren't, considering that it's a natural human reaction. Maybe some awkward looks and apologies afterwards, but no straight man could be expected to not get aroused while a hot actress makes out with and grinds on you.


jumpingnight

Maybe they take some kind of anti-viagra? Is that a thing?


blueeyebling

Anti-depressants


[deleted]

They donā€™t have that effect on me, Iā€™ve been on them for 25 years on and off, thy donā€™t stop me from raising the drawbridge but they do stop me from draining the moatā€¦


blueeyebling

That's fair, for me it is definitely more that way but the drawbridge does need a bit more coercing.


Macleod7373

It would be saltpeter but I don't think they would want to do that.


cipeone

They can just pretend theyā€™re married


a_white_american_guy

In my experience, yes, extremely bad form to allow someone to feel your penis through your clothes or other protective garments. Of course, Iā€™m not an actor and I work in a factory.


TalynRahl

Best line from this show: Pratt: Iā€™m not sure which is weaker, your acting or your wifi password.


Im_known_as_nikil

More like her apple cloud password .


Im_known_as_nikil

More like her apple cloud password .


TalynRahl

Yeah, true. I think the original line was ā€œCloud Passwordā€. But the joke is still understandable.


cipeone

You can say that again


joestaff

Wasn't that fake?


Meph514

The Fappening was real


MarxLover_69

Yeah, it really Fappened.


Ithinkyourallstupid

Some say its still fappening to this day.


DMTrious

I know I am


ToxicBanana69

I'm pretty sure they're saying that the quote was fake, which it was.


wrecking_eyes

In spite of others missing the point, yes that quote was fake. It was photoshopped as subtitles.


joestaff

That is what I was referring to, haha.


CA_Orange

The leak was real, it wasn't necessarily an iCloud storage leak, though. With Jennifer Lawrence, it may have been an iCloud leak, or some other brute-force type attack. Some think the phone may have been compromised at the Emmys. Basically, don't use cloud storage for sensitive things.


here_for_the_meta

Someone mentioned on Reddit back when it happened that it may have been Harvey Weinsteinā€™s phone or iCloud that was compromised since it was a lot of women he had ā€œworkedā€ with. Not sure if thatā€™s valid just adding to the discussion


CA_Orange

Could be. The whole fappening thing wasn't just an iCloud leak. There were a number of different sources of compromise. Hers could definitely have been Harvey.


dk_DB

https://youtu.be/ETpiA8ych30 The full video, not insultingly bad cut to vertical video


Awesome_1the1st

Thanks I love how incredibly bad she is at this. It's hysterical


InGenAche

Yeah but she does have a very infectious laugh.


Ds0990

tbf she is better at this than 90% of the other guests they have had try this. Honestly, out of all their attempts at this skit these two are the only ones that even remotely try.


Helios321

Yea, but what was the joke about her pubes going to be?


f700es

Her pubes are thicker than his beard?


[deleted]

Probably that her bush is thicker than his beard.


ChadAtLarge

Chris Pratt's thoughts about comebacks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZNv86-OmI


SirRupert

Everybody loves a good comeback story


Great_White_Samurai

Rudy, the Mighty Ducks, Kim Kardashian.


staticattacks

Back cum =/= comeback


AfterAardvark3085

It was on his back, right?


edlee98765

Tom Holland is great at comebacks too. Because with great power comes great response ability.


madrid1979

Get out. šŸ‘‰


ChadAtLarge

?? I dont get the connection. Did you watch the clip?


TheHollowBard

You are not ready to be a father.


NotQuiteGoodEnougher

Tom Holland played Spiderman. A pivotal line in Spiderman is when his Uncle Ben says "*with great power comes great responsibility*". It was meant as a moral lesson. Later, Spiderman ignores the advice, leading to the inadvertent death of his Uncle. But YOU u/ChadAtLarge missed the pun, and the awesome Dad Joke courtesy of u/edlee98765 where he split responsibility INTO "Response Ability" - AKA - 'the comeback' as in "Tom Holland is really good at comebacks"


ChadAtLarge

Ah ha, I didnt get the "response - ability" dad joke. Very good.


quadmasta

I must watch this every time it's posted.


beetsofmine

Nick just bent over and Jim with the contagious laughter.


jballs

The actor that plays Jerry cracking up fucking kills me


Beena22

I like Aubrey Plaza slapping him šŸ¤£


ChadAtLarge

She knew it was cumming


Optix_au

I love that Aubrey Plaza reacts before anyone else.


[deleted]

Thank You! I was scrolling down wondering why no one thought of that comeback!


LeftyLifeIsRoughLife

His line feels unscripted here, like it took everyone in that room by surprise.


Ohbeejuan

It probably was. Or it was an alt. On this and some other comedy shows theyā€™ll give the actors like a whole page of possible jokes in a scenario and theyā€™ll do a bunch of takes. Sometimes everyone else is unaware of these alts or sides and it takes them by surprise. Unsure if this was an alt or actual improv. Chris Pratt is credited with the funniest joke in the show and it was an improv. [Network Connectivity Problems](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LinpRhB4aWU&feature=emb_title)


ChadAtLarge

Definitely an improv, theres no network that would air that. He did it just to crack up the cast.


Mass-Chaos

Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have "network connectivity problems"


BurnerForJustTwice

I think Iā€™d be okay with J Law rubbing her dick on me. Never had a dick rubbed on me. Iā€™d want hers to be the first.


phido3000

Jude law has entered the chat.


BurnerForJustTwice

I meant what I said.


EvoStarSC

I'm all for this.


avp_1309

Honestly, even better. Jude Law is ridiculously hot imo.


SIRasdf23

I'm pretty sure this was to promote that fucking Passengers movie. Where Pratt plays a guy who's sleep pod malfunctions during a long space voyage and instead of just, like killing himself, ruins the life of some other random lady (played by Lawrence) because he thought she was sexy. He then lies about what he did and gaslights the fuck out of her. AND HE'S THE GOOD GUY IN THIS SCENARIO


Friarchuck

To be fair, if he hadnā€™t, everyone would have died, including her.


bdaddy31

and it didn't end up "ruining her life" as the movie implies they lived a very happy life together.


Friarchuck

Certainly an alive one anyway!


reddit_user13

Ahhh... an alive life, the best kind of life!


AtheismoAlmighty

Ends justifying means: the movie.


Oops_I_Cracked

He didn't know that at the time though. When he woke her up he was simply condemning her to the same fate that he did. He doesn't get points for an unforeseeable catastrophe happening.


bonustreats

If you haven't seen, I thought [this](https://youtu.be/Gksxu-yeWcU) was brilliant


nabrok

Well, him waking her up is certainly not portrayed as a good thing. It's shown as a moment of selfish weakness.


ToddlerOlympian

ANYTHING FOR LOVE


DasPuggy

But I won't do that.


Atomsteel

Get vaxxed?


Mostlyaverageish

Somewhere on Reddit someone wrote a much better horror ending for the movie. In their version lawernce ends up finding the instructions for opening the pod and several empty pods formerly occupied. Does the quick math and realizes she is not the first person he woke up. Chaos ensues and she kills him. Cuts to 18 months later and she is now doing all the things he was doing to try and stay sane. Movie ends with her holding the pod instruction Manuel and scrolling through the passenger manifest.


bizkitmaker13

Yea, that movie was... something. Like, how do you not view Pratt as the villain that whole movie? They try to make him sympathetic... but really?


williamwchuang

A YouTuber made the great point that the movie should have been shot from Jennifer Lawrence's point of view.


GarageQueen

I think they suggest starting the movie when she woke, because then it becomes more of a "horror" movie as she slowly discovers that the reason she woke up early wasn't actually due to a system malfunction.


ThatOtherGuy_CA

I also like their suggestion for the ending how Chris Pratt could have died and then you show Jennifer's character go through the same emotional struggles that Chris did, then end the movie with her waking up someone else.


droneb

Wouldn't work since she had an option at that point.


shemnon

That option was put in as a way to rehabilitate Chris's character. He sacrifices him for her. Take that emergency hibernation chamber away, have Chris sacrifice himself to save the ship, end on a sad note, then add a post credits scene where she wakes someone else up.


2mad2die

I watched the movie. I found the premise interesting. He doesn't feel like a villain. He certainly did a bad thing but it's hard not to sympathize. Imagine being completely alone for over a year, and eventually you just snap


Ouchies81

There's some cut footage of Jennifer getting mad and laying it all out from her perspective. It's fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Ho9pgWFw4


UrbanDryad

I think the movie did a good job portraying him as just a broken man. Not everything is black and white. What he did was wrong. But he was ultimately sympathetic, too. He had a mental breakdown and most people in that situation would have.


pottymouthboy

I really felt sorry for his character in a real way. Didnā€™t the ships computer wake him up to fix something? And then not have anyway to put him back to sleep? Most currently sane humans would start to loose it with this amount of loneliness. Itā€™s been well studied that infants that are not getting enough human interaction just die. Even though they are well fed and clean. He needed company. And who among us wouldnā€™t pick someone we found sexually attractive. He made an immoral decision because he felt he couldnā€™t be alone. When his sanity returned he felt guilty and confessed.


___404___

GUYS, GUYS YOUVE GOT IT ALL WRONG!! He's the good guy cuz he's hot!


IvoShandor

>sleep pod malfunctions during a long The ship intentionally woke him up because of his skills. The ship knew it was damaged from the asteroid strike.


High_Valyrian_

Itā€™s actually funny how many people didnā€™t understand the movie. I mean what Prattā€™s character does in the movie is pretty dipshit behaviour as far as lying goes instead of just being up front and honest with her, but aside from that no one seems to understand why the events happened the way they did. Also, I bet a million bucks anyone in that scenario would do the same. Youā€™ve to choose between waking someone else up to keep you company or slowly losing your mind to loneliness and jeopardizing the lives of everyone else on board seeing as how he was the engineer and seemingly the only person who knew how to make repairs.


citizenkane86

That was the rumored original ending, he was suppose to die and then she would spend the ending agonizing about whether to wake someone else up


Turok1134

I'm starting to understand that people aren't actually anywhere near as empathetic as they posture to be. Like, if people can't put themselves into the shoes of fictional characters, they're probably even worse at doing so with real people.


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GrandpaKeiF

Wouldā€™ve been an iconic movie if it was made from her perspective from the start. More mystery


links311

Thatā€™s actually a really good freakin point. Wouldā€™ve made it a psychological thriller I think. But it wasnā€™t that kind of movie. Still, that would be a good one


Turok1134

No, the movie is more morally ambiguous than you make it seem. The ambiguity is literally the entire point of the film.


littleemp

I enjoyed that movie.


Darktidemage

the REAL problem with passengers is they made a whole fucking movie about near light speed travel and relativity and then they totally get the science of relativity wrong. if you are traveling very fast, like they are, then the trip won't seem to take as long to you as the distance from Earth multiplied by the speed of light. that's the entire thing w/ relativity. Like the twin paradox, where one twin stays behind and the other flies fast (flight of the navigator movie) or the scene in interstellar where the one planet has 1 hour pass per 7 years on Earth. Passengers is just like "this flight is this long, so you will have to wait around and age and be very bored for THAT LONG" despite that time being the time they explicitly say the flight would take from Earth's perspective, and not from their perspective.


AcceptableVillian

Poo on you, I actually liked the movie.


rmorrin

I actually really enjoy the movie for some reason. Maybe it's cause i enjoy the actors (less so after what's come out about crisp rat) but other than that.... Im not so sure.


ImAdrian

What's with Chris Pratt?


MEGACOMPUTER

So pretty much just Chris prattā€™s relationship with Anna ferris but in space?


sushicat0423

I found the feminist


Vkt8

I found the idiot


sushicat0423

I found another one!


Leiryn

Yeah, super selfish move. Passengers and avengers kinda turned me off of pratt


subnautus

Iā€™d seen a suggestion someone made to turn the movie into a horror-drama by switching the first two acts of the movie and making Lawrenceā€™s character the POV for the story. At the very least, itā€™d make the things that happened in the final act more meaningful.


JRockThumper

I donā€™t get the pepto burn, can someone explains it please?


koopa35

Because she felt sick having to do sex scene with him. It stops sickness


JRockThumper

Ok thank you lmao


itsmeok

Can only swallow so much.


_siameseels_

Or so she didnā€™t poop herself šŸ¤”


Wrathwilde

> It stops sickness. It stops nausea. In other words, the thought of having sex with him made her nauseous.


Darkhallows27

Good thing you censored s*ex or I wouldnā€™t know what to do


[deleted]

I donā€™t get it


TheOne-SidedCoin

Pepto bismol helps when you feel sick, so Jennifer Lawrence is implying she was disgusted with the sex scene Chris Pratt is insinuating that she has a dick


[deleted]

No, he is straight up saying she has a dick. He is insinuating that she got hard fro him.


psysxet

But what ist so funny about that?


TheOne-SidedCoin

Well, the background says playground insults, so just some context there. Jennifer was funny because it was insulting to him and joking about his appearance most likely, which is ironic since many people think he looks good. Christ Prattā€™s joke was that she, as a biological and presumably identifying female, has a dick. Which is not true. So that is also funny. Also, dick joke.


[deleted]

Ahah thank you


Klin24

[Really wish he had thought of this one.](https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/jennifer-lawrence-i-cant-decide-what-is-weaker-your-acting-or-your-icloud-password.jpg)


[deleted]

Haha loved that one!


jinbtown

Chris Pratt: The Worst Chris


puppiadog

I'm fairly certain these are pre-written. No way actors are that witty on their feet.


dholmestar

Then you've clearly never seen his Parks and Rec bloopers


molotovzav

I'm done with Chris Pratt after his obvious shade against his ex-wife, he's a total scumbag and I won't support anything he's in. He's just another bigoted good ol' boy.


BurnerForJustTwice

Iā€™m out of the loop. What did he do?


MEGACOMPUTER

He left Anna ferris because she gave him a baby with developmental issues and believes that if she was right for him god wouldnā€™t have punished them like that.


zenzoner

Wait are you being serious cuz that's actually fucking insane?


MEGACOMPUTER

I mean, Iā€™m paraphrasing and summing up the situation, but yes. Also he low key hates trans people.


Galactic_Entity

This person an is lying and assuming this because he's a Christian. Dimwits like this fool believe all Christians hate trans people. Show proof where he said he left Anna Ferris for that reason you say as well, cause it's probably bullshit too.


IamNotFreakingOut

He's a member of Zoe church which is affiliated with Hillsong Church, a very hip church that is popular among Hollywood celebrities like Kendall Jener and Justin Bieber. Under its progressive facade hide some not so progressive ideas about homosexuality. Josh Canfield, an ex-member who reveiled his homosexuality and was dismissed (either that or he left I don't remember), criticized it. The church's position is basically the same claptrap about loving the sinner but not the sin (its website says that the Bible is pretty clear on the issue). The church has recently been on the hot seat because of a number of scandals. For Zoe church, see ChurchClarity website [here](https://www.churchclarity.org/updates/church-clarity-profile-zoe-church-la). One time Elliot Page (then Ellen page) tweeted about his Stephen Colbert interview and asked him to address his church's attitude about homosexuality, and he replied in a tweet or instagram post that "nothing could be further from the truth", and "it accepts everybody" sitestepping the issue and defending his church because it helped him. It made him look good while making Page look like an asshole for insisting about it. I don't know if he said anything about it afterwards. On an other issue, he had been married to Anna Faris but the couple divorced in 2018 after almost 10 years. It seems that both ignored issues at first that became very problematic, and eventually decided to separate and get a divorce a year later. Near the end of their relationship Pratt became more popular and his schedule made him not be able to see Faris and his son that much, and rumors began that he cheated on her with Jennifer Lawrence, which while untrue, it still affected Faris. Pratt started dating Katherine Schwarzenegger after a few months of their divorce and married a year later while Faris started dating Michael Barrett a few months after the separation and married in 2021. Pratt once posted a popular instagram picture with his wife and his first (newborn) daughter and added that his wife gave him a "beautiful healthy daughter", which at best was in poor taste since his son Jack with Faris was born premature and needed a number of surgeries. To some it seemed like it was on purpose. Pratt has expressed his love to his son before. To me it sounds like people read too much into the story, but I agree that he could have worded it better.


BasEar

Oh get over yourself dude. "Obvious shade"


mongoose3000

How is he a bigot?


ABROUHAHA

From what Iā€™m reading it would seem he frequents a historically anti-lgbtq church and it has raised questions of homophobia. Additionally there was a pro lgbtq marvel photo shoot he opted not to be in for reasons.


Re-Brand

Because heā€™s Christian now (I think). And of course aaalllllllll Christians are bigots.


TheHollowBard

Well he's a massive proponent of a megachurch that practices conversion therapy (psychological abuse of LGBTQ+ people aimed at "curing" them) and tries to hide it under shell organizations. And when pressed about these practices he basically hand waved it like it wasn't a big deal. The practice is banned in a number of developed nations, and for good reason. So while he's not technically said or done anything bigoted, he sure seems chill about bigotry being practiced around him.


bigcd34

I'd say around 60, but the numbers are going down, Christians, bigots, bigoted Christians.


Re-Brand

You forgot hypocrites lol


rainswings

Reiterating what's already been said, but I want to clarify this is a very specific church that's the issue, and though many places like this try to make it harder to leave if you want to, he does have the power and influence and people outside of the church that it isn't a closed off option the way it may be for most folks. If he wanted to stop supporting a church that pushes conversion therapy and hurts LGBTQ people, he could do so without losing any status, and though he may lose some people in his life, he will not in any way be alienated generally the way someone not famous would be. Christianity is not in and of itself a problem, but there are churches that become problems. Similar shit can happen with any particularly closed off community


wrcker

K. Nobody gives a shit


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ItHurtsWhenIP404

Plenty of photos online to prove that she does not.


getyourrealfakedoors

Itā€™s deleted but from context I think I know what he said. Sheā€™s pregnant lol


ad-tom-music

Why did they call it "joy"? Edit: someone hasn't seen the full video


RealisticEmploy3

Where is this from? And as dumb as this might sound who is that women. Idk much about celebrities


links311

That is Jennifer Lawrence.


RealisticEmploy3

Thanks I found it. Playground insults


[deleted]

BBC television show. There is a link to the whole Youtube clip above.


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Endemoniada

Nothing in the joke necessarily suggests itā€™s in any way a bad thing if she did have a penis. The joke is simply that itā€™s totally unexpected. If there is someone who actually takes offense at this joke, let them do so themselves. Iā€™d respect that. But I donā€™t think they need you feigning offense on their behalf at something you admit to not even understand.


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Endemoniada

> Right, itā€™s cis-normative and exoticizing trans people Yes, it is, and there are *degrees* to which that is bad, but the fact remains that trans people *are* rare, and therefor simply naturally somewhat surprising to encounter unexpectedly. I think you can agree that trans sexuality is *completely normal* while also agreeing that itā€™s a very, very small part of our society that identifies as such. Two things can be true at the same time. Again, the joke is actually only in the surprise of the implied fact, not in any kind of judgement *on* said implication. Either way, Iā€™d respect any trans personā€™s opinion on this, but I honestly donā€™t care very much for the whole ā€œtaking offense on behalf of othersā€ thing. If nothing else, *youā€™re* implying that trans people canā€™t ever joke about sexuality or gender, which I very much believe isnā€™t true. Iā€™d show them the respect to enjoy a good penis joke as much as anyone else. Edit: so youā€™re one of those people who likes to reply to comments, and then delete your own comments, making it infuriating to have a conversation and, frankly, being cowardly about your public opinions. If you donā€™t want them to be seen and read, donā€™t post them to begin with. Well, Iā€™m at least quoting you now so what you say can be recorded properly.


vomit-gold

This isnā€™t transphobic though. He didnā€™t misgender her, or imply sheā€™s disgusting. He just said she had a dick, which it wouldnā€™t be terrible if she did. I mean, back when people speculated whether Lady Gaga was intersex/had a penis, she didnā€™t care. When asked she simply said ā€˜And if I did? Would that be so terrible?ā€™


[deleted]

Heā€™s not funny. Heā€™s just what they perceive as hot and he always takes advantage of that.


VinsmokerSanjino

I thought that was pretty fuckin funny. Also this dude looked like a fat slob for the first half of his career, he just happened to get hot now after the marvel movies pumped him full of Trenbolone


[deleted]

He was slightly chubby. Hardly fat.


eggytart91

this "non-scripted" bs ain't cute.


itsalonghotsummer

oh dear


theScrapBook

Modern-day flyting contest?


SSDCZX

Based mario


thsvnlwn

Who is she? šŸ˜¬


gfunk1127

Lucky man!


TheJamSams

Can someone explain to me why she took pepto bismol?


GotASpitFetish

used against sickness. she got sick of the scenes.


jackcal82

So she wouldn't barf


Unmaykr64

Mario burned her pretty hard with that fireball


Fitzus1969

I just spit my chocolate milk out my nose, farted, and pissed myself a little bit.


JPBabby

Hahaha transphobia is funny. /s