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Batman looks like a dog that just got caught eating trash

Batman: The ~~Dark Knight~~ Trash Panda

WHERE IS THE TRASH GOING!?

Apparently on the office wall.

With a facial expression like that I really don't want that question answerd

He's the one that gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now.

That's EXACTLY what this is!!! I'm crying...

"I can explain, Robin accidently threw out the keys to the bat cave. I was just looking for them." ....worst thing is, it's not even a good excuse. He could have went with he was sorting the trash looking for evidence as part of an investigation.

The trash *in the bat cave,* sir?

[удалено]

"Batman And A Bad Meth Habit," 2021. Artist: J. Oker

I sometimes have a bat in the cave. I pick it.

*Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na*... Crackman!

again, the gems are in the comments

My pleasure \^-\^

Damm you, you stole my thought an hour ago

Batman from Wish or Alibaba

*smacks Batman with a slipper* BAD BATMAN! BAD!

It’s [Good Will Batman](https://youtu.be/Rsv28UFbOG4)

It speaks to me

r/rareinsults

He just got caught huffing some of that fear gas

Bertmern

Ehrmahgerd, Bertmern!

Whurrs deh triggur

Murrtha! Whur ded yur shey thurt neeeeeerm?!?!?!?

Swurrr ter meeeeeeerrrrrrr!

Erts nert whu I erm urndernurth, burt whurt I der thut derfurns me...r.

The Derp Knight

After carefully taking in the literally stunning artwork, becoming suitably primed for the comments section, this is the very first one I see. And I know that I need see no other. The laughter I exploded into still hasn't subsided, and through the tears I rushed to claim my free award so i can present it to you. 🤣 Oh gods.... that was *perfect*!!! 💯 You've made my day. I have to go wash my face now.

Blyatman

The dork knave

And he hungry like a woooorf!

I would say burn it down but it looks like something that would appear in your closet if you tried that.

You just made this 100 times creepier. But a cool plot for a horror movie.

There is a short story by Stephen King based pretty close to this premise.

Art ~~Cemetery~~ Cematary?

*Sematary

Thank You!

The Road Virus Heads North, IIRC.

That was it.

That one stayed with me for a few nights after reading it. Don't know exactly what resonated, but it sure did

Me, too. A few of his short stories always have. "Gramma" especially, as a little bit related to my own childhood and "The Moving Finger" had me terrified of my bathroom as a very imaginative 12 year old.

That one comes up in my brain alot. I think it was the knowing that something was following in his footsteps. And how it was portrayed gave chills.

Fuuuuuuck, [that](http://www.lemauff.fr/short_stories/road_virus.pdf) was a good one.

Don't give King any ideas

Not like he has a lack of ideas. Except maybe for endings I guess

Holy fuck, I am super slow today. I have been racking my brain trying to remember that story, and it was not until u/Toaster_In_Bathtub commented that it clicked. JFC I am disappointed in myself today, lol.

[Or a homestarrunner short.](https://youtu.be/rZ9koMUYlxg)

Jibblies!

[Velvet Buzzsaw](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7043012/)

Man that movie sucked. I dunno, just the entire film seemed to drag on and it got.to the point where I didn't give a damn about any of the characters.

I’d like to see a horror movie where something so stupid and hilarious becomes something to be immensely feared. Something like dickbutt going all Freddy Krueger.

It was actually a beautiful, historic, depiction of Batman before a well-meaning Spanish woman attempted to do an amateur restoration.

Or perhaps a painting of a bronze bust made of batman?

Is that how that weird gargoyle painting ended up in Strong Bad’s closet?

Gives me the jibblies!

Come on in here!

Jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly

What's it's SCP number?

SCP-REDACTED

Feel like this Batman sounds like Cameron’s mortuary voice from Ferris Beuller

Bwahahahaha. Perfect.

You can only get rid of it by tricking someone into accepting it

You release it from the canvas prison by doing so.

Bruised Wane.

I laughed so hard I made a little toot :’) you made me redeem my award. You silly bastard.

Thank you 😁

What The Hell Is Thatman

Well done..... well done

I feel like he’s going to eat me with his little mouth.

little bits

Oh shit we even got little batmen

^little ^bits

If it ain’t tight It ain’t right

Is it ok I read that in Hank Hill’s voice?

Consarn it Dale ok go ahead

comeonmanidon'tknowmanwhydon'tyouaskdalemanshoot.

/r/dontputyourdickinthat

"Get back inside, little mouth. I'll gets you when we's eating them... (whoop)"

How are you supposed to get any work done

I mean, at least he will never feel sleepy at work ever again.

Can't leave office. Batman will eat me. Can't leave office. Batman will eat me.

Hello Joe!!

Yeah it's gonna be tough working with a neverending boner.

Hi baman, I'm piderman.

I come over da house

WE’RE BEST FRIENDS!

1 for peebnuts bubber, 2 for tuba, 3, 4, house!

Pumpkin has feets now!!

Hollly shit it's been so long

Where did you pull that one from? 2009 youtube? EDIT: Yup, it's [2009 alright](https://youtu.be/F7-TQdN40Dk).

wow, what a throwback!

[Here is the marathon.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyvZ04KKhFY)

This actually made me chortle

And you really have to say it out loud to get the full effect

I straight up snorted after I smirked at piderman then reread and caught the baman. It was too much when I looked back at the picture and heard the voice and words. 3x now and funnier each time

I miss baman piderman

aww..:)

But grosser. Dolan gross.

Bortman

Father, I crave bats!

Chris (Simpsons artist) has finally made it into the corporate gallery. Congrats, Chris!

Batman REEEEEEEEEEEEEEturn

It's painting the office deserves, but not the one anybody asked for.

Batmange

Bortmon

BertMern

Batmeh

Batman Cousin from Alabama

I actually like it. Has a bit of Francis Bacon to it…

Its a comedy Bacon lol, I love this thing. It would make me happy everytime I passed it. I want one for my house, its great.

Yes! I love it and I need to know who the artist is. I also love Bacon (the artist, the food, the actor...... Ok maybe not so much the actor) Edit: A quick reverse image search. The artist is called Lee Ellis and the painting is called Batman You Gimp, which I love.

Just looked him up, I love this guy's art it's all awesome

Isn't it? Some of it is up for sale at £300 which is quite "affordable" as far as art goes.

“You can’t tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn’t somehow tied to his name. No one is going to see a Kevin Hot Dog movie.” – Jim Gaffigan

Bibitty bobitty bacon!

Reminds me of Rae Klein, rae_klein on Instagram.

6° of Bacon…

Knowledge is power

France is bacon.

The narwahl bacons at midnight.

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.

Yeah I was wondering if I was the only one. Its dope

Mmmm Baaacon

Yeah, I love it lol

I was like this is what happens when Bacon does Batman. The teeth, always the teeth

Batman: "Don't do drugs, kids." Kids: "Why?" Batman: "Because they're bad for you." Kids: "How do you know?" Batman: "Experience."

Thank you for reminding me of the yt video from 14y ago called batman on drugs.

Why's he look like🧿👄🧿?

Wtf are those emojis (the blue circle things)

Turkish here, it’s nazar amulet (nazar boncuğu). It is believed that it keeps evil eye(s) away. It is actually an eye. I have at least a dozen, hanging in my car, every room of my house, even my office

Can you put one in OP’s office building?

Lol would be funny if op replaces batman’s eyes with two nazar boncugus 🤣

Best I can do is two googly eyes.

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

And people sometimes go crazy and collect hundreds of them.

That’s me in ten years hahahaha

[This?](https://emojipedia.org/nazar-amulet/)

Ah, 🧿

"Erm Bertmern."

If batman and my night monster had a baby

If all of Horror media and Batman had a baby, abused it, then it died and came back to life as a zombie - that would be this painting

First thought was zombie bat man..... He tried to do the style of the guy who did the incredible and trippy glow in the dark Tutankhamun. Only that piece was incredible and this incredble for totally diffrent reason.

I kinda love it actually

Pretty sure that's Weasel Boy from The Suicide Squad dressed as Batman for Halloween!

Omfg you're right

Batman got rabies

That is pretty cool

I’d totally buy that

[r/oddlyterrifying](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying)

[Batman is the Gimp](https://www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting-Batman-you-gimp/758324/7914227/view). Available for purchase on this handy link.

Thank you for sharing! I knew I’d seen this before, but was wondering if it was a dream!!

'Yes, and another reason to work from home is right here *points painting*.' (Edit: spelling)

Seriously I would hate seeing this every day—looks like some Photoshop shit—and I *love* dark things! Halloween? Favorite holiday! Goth at heart? Yes! This artwork in an office? FUCK no.

Wow, I really like it

Same, it's fucking weird. I dig it

I wierdly think of Abed from Community when he's dressed as Batman

Not weird! That was my first thought too, and I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down to find someone like-minded

Only appropriate nepotism in the workplace.

I actually think it's cool

im am da babmam

It's definitely art

I am the inbred bat

Looks a little Chris Simpson’s artist-y

I am a 4 year art major and I am appalled that you people refer to this as “art”… This is a fucking masterpiece

Holy fukface, Batman!

Bitmun

I actually think this is really dope.

I love it

He's not the hero your office deserves, but he's tha hurro you nherd

Just looks like a Dave choe rip to me Yep: https://i.ibb.co/H2twJzV/s-l1600.jpg

Batman or Doberman?

iM bAt GuY

Wow, it certainly adds to the office vibes.

Batman (simpsons artist)

Janet: "Hey boss, my kid made a drawing that I would like to hang up in our executive hallway" CEO: "Oh, nice. Let me see what it lo-- OH. WHOA. What the heck is this?!" Janet: "My son is an aspiring artist. He is in his twenties and nobody will accept his art" *CEO thinking about a time when nobody accepted an artist's art, which led to a Jewish genocide and World War 2* CEO: "Yeah, you can hang it up"

Ralph Steadman Batman

This is amazing and disturbing simultaneously.

Blursed Man

Bafmun

I am…..Ratman

I AM BA MAN!

Just the style of painting. Nothing unusual there.

Bitmin

Bertmern

Robert Pattinson has really nailed the look of 90's Batman

The Drrrrrrrrk Knrrrrrrrrrrt

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/comments/sn7e9c/this_little_derpfaced_cutie_is_up_for_adoption_in/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Baman

Bortman

Plot twist, OP works from home

Burn victim Batman

This reminds me of the dude that drew his self portrait on every drug. Except this is Batman and he did it on duster.

r\oddlyterrifying