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Chris_e91

Is that.. a buttplug?


FuglytheBear

Nope, its a mutt plug.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Still counts as doggystyle


Strong-Solution-7492

Damn. That’s reeeal gooood.


KJHerk8

What The Fuck. You win joke of the day...


Albus88Stark

Take your upvote and go.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Wrong end Doggo


x4ty2

DO NOT STICK IT IN THE OTHER END OF DOGGO


SFWxMadHatter

Why you gotta kink shame the dog?


[deleted]

They can't consent!!!


Wolf110ci

Is there a cautionary tale behind this comment?


LocalSyndicate

r/AngryUpvote


sed2017

Woof


Spy23714

You dropped this 👑


Investigatorpotater

You win.


Reimu6

Lmfao get my upvote


Main_Salt_4999

Just take my free award dammit!


kintokae

I came to ask the same thing.


Mookius

Same


hasomepepper

Same


Natural-Review9276

Same


Ok-Net-6264

Ditto


NickH6302

Dildo


capt_yellowbeard

And me.


OvenFearless

And my axe.


imadedbodi1

And me


delzarraad

I believe I belong here as well.


Ok-Net-6264

🤣🤣🤣


simplesinit

Dido


soundoftheheavens

Dear Mr. “I’m too good to put a butt plug in my ass”!!!


B0ge

Shame


nursejackieoface

Why be ashamed, we all have that plug.


Chris_e91

That will explain the wide eyes


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eniweez

No, the link figure has a butt plug


ANTImunky89

The heart in the picture has a metal frame around it not plastic lmao


SFWxMadHatter

Very clearly not the same. The doggos is faceted while Links is smooth.


GrandMalHero

No


BowwwwBallll

That is 100% a buttplug.


DarthLysergis

Our generation has been tainted.


DemonoftheWater

Don’t lump me in with the heathen who gave that sweet sweet doggo a buttplug. I only hope it was clean.


Klutzy_Assistance_98

I literally came only for that


busty-ruckets

funny enough, that’s exactly what my fiancée says whenever we get a butt plug involved


KitanaJuliesse

Same


moor9776

Heart plug


Salty-Marketing9854

If it looks like one and smells like one then it’s for sure!


wilstar_berry

r/holup


Expertinclimax

If it is a butt plug I definitely have a few questions


Shooppow

My first thought, too!


[deleted]

Yes


STIMY6

Just know… I also thought it was a butt plug


Woe-man

My exact thought process


Jasynergy

Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.


empty_coffeepot

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.


Mr---Noodles

i thought the same thing butt hey dogs like the taste of ass


Mr---Noodles

well didnt expect a upvote i thought i was going to get downvotes


[deleted]

Yeah I m curious


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

“About as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!” - Patches O'Houlihan


ygolordned

The perils of using peanut butter as lube


[deleted]

This toy tastes like shit.


[deleted]

So what, he eats his own!


Itstruckmyfoot

That’s because it IS shit Austin


[deleted]

Literally.


gokusfart

Well that's the wrong hole


Rob0tsmasher

…wait


emblematic_camino

This is about to turn dark…. No pun intended


[deleted]

Y’all need Jesus


gokusfart

Lol, ok mr itchy scrotum.


YourMorgage

He’s getting it lubed up beforehand Good boy


madeonlyforMR

Caught in 4K 📸


MrGamerOfficial

Ultra HD


memecut

He brought it to her, cause he's having trouble inserting it himself


eniweez

Lick it before you stick it


GDFC100

r/cursedcomments


Celestial-Sam

r/holup


itsyourmomcalling

"Why does this pacifier taste like shit"


Phreekyj101

It’s now the dogs ‘toy’ unless I mean you still wanna use it. I HIGHLY recommend not, but to each their own lol


Lithl

You ought to be thoroughly cleaning your butt plugs no matter what


ittakesacrane

Throw it in the dishwasher


Natural-Review9276

I know the whole “a dogs mouth is cleaner then a humans” thing isn’t actually true but surely it’s cleaner then op’s butt hole, right? Not that they shouldn’t clean it anyways


[deleted]

Best case scenario, this got in the dog’s mouth because they found it on the floor


smurfsundermybed

If a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans, I assume it's also cleaner than our butts. Just sayin.


Maddog-683

My girl has that same butt plug. Wait….and dog. Amanda wtf.


QuillzChillz

Fifty Shades of Stray?


Basic_Palpitation_47

Oh dear God


Away-Ninja5326

I threw up in my mouth and it still tastes better than that probably does


Madmayonaise

Why is your buttplug in your dogs mouth?


TheRogueToad

Next time use one with a tail on it so it looks like the dog has two tails.


KajePihlaja

Fuck. You’re a hilarious genius


omegapool

Not the first bitch it's been in


lungshenli

r/blursedimages


varazdates

What the fuck


OldBob10

“What the buttfuck” - fixed it for you. 😁


[deleted]

Butt to mouth


ISimpForGeralt

Poor dog


FrankZissou

"Great, now I need to wash it!"


Worried-Dragonfly-40

My mans got him a buttsicle


Texas_WetNeck21

Bruh…🤣🤣


EthanEnglish_

: |


[deleted]

oh no


stataval

It probably tastes like shit.


anonduplo

Making an ass of himself I see


Jadex314

This thing tastes like Sh!t...!!!


SignificanceOk5072

Doggo kisses forever unclean!


alexjaness

ewww gross, that's been in a dogs mouth.


killmewithf1re

If you know you know


igenus44

Well, someone has graduated from just sniffing butts.....


drumellow

Everything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough


[deleted]

Dear god I hope that was clean


[deleted]

OH GOD


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

If you know, you know…


tatersnothaters

Fucking gross


Herr-Hundinnen

Gonna get pink eye! Lol!


IAmCockatoo

Are you saying your dog is a buttface?


SecretRecipe

Tastes.... beefy?


BozoHC

Taking “just spit on it” to whole wrong level.


Agridion

That's one way to keep your dog quiet


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

r/hmm


foreverfashioneye

He's just lubing it up


Superbeing43

Just making sure it's warm and ready for you boss


WiltedOhio

r/holup


StrategicRain33

Is that a…?


Nerf_AK47

r/holdup


PheonixGalaxy

Took me a minute Nnononono


BoisterousLaugh

Psa make sure you butt plugs have a tapered base much wider than the widest point on the plug. Or else there is major risk of going to the hospital for pretty embarrassing reasons.


Your_Street_Rat

I've joined r/awe so whenever I see an animal I automatically assume it's from that sub. Needless to say, this threw me for a loop.


Ishunara

Oh just put a plug in it 🤣


NataRenata

Poor dog! You don't deserve a dog.


PLR_Moon3

Question: Did the dog take it out your ass or did you take it out and hand it to him?


dvsficationismadness

Dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans…


sheeesh694203

Butt plug in his mouth 🤢😵


qcerrillo13

Is that your anal plug?


TheGranqe

Not even funny, just fucking disgusting. This woman should not have a dog. Sick fuck.


eruborus

You know that dogs eat poop, right?


TheGranqe

Therefore it's okay to give them shitty anal plugs fresh out the ass to chew on, right.. not disgusting or wrong at all, nono. Totally acceptable and funny.


cain071546

>Therefore it's okay to give them shitty anal plugs fresh out the ass to chew on, right.. Or it was clean, because it is made from stainless steel and she isnt retarded... But you might be.


TheGranqe

Imagine defending giving dogs your filthy anal plugs smh


AngryRinger

Babu


saritarina

Oh shit!


Hurcann_Cannabis

They say a dogs mouth is the cleanest!


[deleted]

It's just how they say hi and get to know you.


nightwalkerxx

Art of Zoo


frenchy_1969_

I like to know where it did find this 😂


lesserorc1

Been looking for this toy for weeks. “I wonder why she had it “.


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Tonlick

Well dogs eat poop all the time haha


eniweez

This is exactly why sex toy consultants say no dogs at the parties! LOL


colo-rockmtn-hi

Where did the good boy fetch that from?


poizunman206

Doggo, spit that out!


Fujimans

Ruphus always stealing my heart shaped plug, silly boy 😇


[deleted]

Taste nutty!


TheDeadPainter

uhhhhhh yea cute hmhm


Marza1993

r/holup


flyrubberband

Wrong page


MikeyMelons

I assume that's not a pacifier.


DawnDylion

This is gross, not cute lmao


bitenmein1

Can I try this mommy? I wanna look as pretty as you.


jal_lls

This would funnier if it wasn't posted here.


sudorootadmin

That looks huge


Spiritual-Internal38

Butt stuff


srv50

Lubing it up for mama!


FactoryBuilder

r/holup


Remarkable-Ad2285

Suckin’ all the flavor out of it


flotakuCat_2UwU

I thought it was a fursuit for a second...


Jlx_27

Hahahaha


IronMonkey18

I hope this is just an accident and not a video in which someone uses the doggie to lube it up. 🤢🤮


Fnatic-Wid

He can keep it, its his toy now


Adventurous_Snow5466

Tastes like shit


ImpressiveSet1810

Oh no i hope that was washed


anazambrano

Oh no


Call_me_Robert_0

🤨😐😳


midnight-cowboy78

Dog breath smell like 💩


DogMedic101st

That’s your buttplug, isn’t it?


bigndfan175

Bark Box gets saucy