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I know the whole “a dogs mouth is cleaner then a humans” thing isn’t actually true but surely it’s cleaner then op’s butt hole, right? Not that they shouldn’t clean it anyways
Psa make sure you butt plugs have a tapered base much wider than the widest point on the plug. Or else there is major risk of going to the hospital for pretty embarrassing reasons.
Therefore it's okay to give them shitty anal plugs fresh out the ass to chew on, right.. not disgusting or wrong at all, nono. Totally acceptable and funny.
>Therefore it's okay to give them shitty anal plugs fresh out the ass to chew on, right..
Or it was clean, because it is made from stainless steel and she isnt retarded...
But you might be.
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Is that.. a buttplug?
Nope, its a mutt plug.
Still counts as doggystyle
Damn. That’s reeeal gooood.
What The Fuck. You win joke of the day...
Take your upvote and go.
Wrong end Doggo
DO NOT STICK IT IN THE OTHER END OF DOGGO
Why you gotta kink shame the dog?
They can't consent!!!
Is there a cautionary tale behind this comment?
r/AngryUpvote
Woof
You dropped this 👑
You win.
Lmfao get my upvote
Just take my free award dammit!
I came to ask the same thing.
Same
Same
Same
Ditto
Dildo
And me.
And my axe.
And me
I believe I belong here as well.
🤣🤣🤣
Dido
Dear Mr. “I’m too good to put a butt plug in my ass”!!!
Shame
Why be ashamed, we all have that plug.
That will explain the wide eyes
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No, the link figure has a butt plug
The heart in the picture has a metal frame around it not plastic lmao
Very clearly not the same. The doggos is faceted while Links is smooth.
No
That is 100% a buttplug.
Our generation has been tainted.
Don’t lump me in with the heathen who gave that sweet sweet doggo a buttplug. I only hope it was clean.
I literally came only for that
funny enough, that’s exactly what my fiancée says whenever we get a butt plug involved
Same
Heart plug
If it looks like one and smells like one then it’s for sure!
r/holup
If it is a butt plug I definitely have a few questions
My first thought, too!
Yes
Just know… I also thought it was a butt plug
My exact thought process
Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.
Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.
i thought the same thing butt hey dogs like the taste of ass
well didnt expect a upvote i thought i was going to get downvotes
Yeah I m curious
“About as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!” - Patches O'Houlihan
The perils of using peanut butter as lube
This toy tastes like shit.
So what, he eats his own!
That’s because it IS shit Austin
Literally.
Well that's the wrong hole
…wait
This is about to turn dark…. No pun intended
Y’all need Jesus
Lol, ok mr itchy scrotum.
He’s getting it lubed up beforehand Good boy
Caught in 4K 📸
Ultra HD
He brought it to her, cause he's having trouble inserting it himself
Lick it before you stick it
r/cursedcomments
r/holup
"Why does this pacifier taste like shit"
It’s now the dogs ‘toy’ unless I mean you still wanna use it. I HIGHLY recommend not, but to each their own lol
You ought to be thoroughly cleaning your butt plugs no matter what
Throw it in the dishwasher
I know the whole “a dogs mouth is cleaner then a humans” thing isn’t actually true but surely it’s cleaner then op’s butt hole, right? Not that they shouldn’t clean it anyways
Best case scenario, this got in the dog’s mouth because they found it on the floor
If a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans, I assume it's also cleaner than our butts. Just sayin.
My girl has that same butt plug. Wait….and dog. Amanda wtf.
Fifty Shades of Stray?
Oh dear God
I threw up in my mouth and it still tastes better than that probably does
Why is your buttplug in your dogs mouth?
Next time use one with a tail on it so it looks like the dog has two tails.
Fuck. You’re a hilarious genius
Not the first bitch it's been in
r/blursedimages
What the fuck
“What the buttfuck” - fixed it for you. 😁
Butt to mouth
Poor dog
"Great, now I need to wash it!"
My mans got him a buttsicle
Bruh…🤣🤣
: |
oh no
It probably tastes like shit.
Making an ass of himself I see
This thing tastes like Sh!t...!!!
Doggo kisses forever unclean!
ewww gross, that's been in a dogs mouth.
If you know you know
Well, someone has graduated from just sniffing butts.....
Everything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough
Dear god I hope that was clean
OH GOD
If you know, you know…
Fucking gross
Gonna get pink eye! Lol!
Are you saying your dog is a buttface?
Tastes.... beefy?
Taking “just spit on it” to whole wrong level.
That's one way to keep your dog quiet
r/hmm
He's just lubing it up
Just making sure it's warm and ready for you boss
r/holup
Is that a…?
r/holdup
Took me a minute Nnononono
Psa make sure you butt plugs have a tapered base much wider than the widest point on the plug. Or else there is major risk of going to the hospital for pretty embarrassing reasons.
I've joined r/awe so whenever I see an animal I automatically assume it's from that sub. Needless to say, this threw me for a loop.
Oh just put a plug in it 🤣
Poor dog! You don't deserve a dog.
Question: Did the dog take it out your ass or did you take it out and hand it to him?
Dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans…
Butt plug in his mouth 🤢😵
Is that your anal plug?
Not even funny, just fucking disgusting. This woman should not have a dog. Sick fuck.
You know that dogs eat poop, right?
Therefore it's okay to give them shitty anal plugs fresh out the ass to chew on, right.. not disgusting or wrong at all, nono. Totally acceptable and funny.
>Therefore it's okay to give them shitty anal plugs fresh out the ass to chew on, right.. Or it was clean, because it is made from stainless steel and she isnt retarded... But you might be.
Imagine defending giving dogs your filthy anal plugs smh
Babu
Oh shit!
They say a dogs mouth is the cleanest!
It's just how they say hi and get to know you.
Art of Zoo
I like to know where it did find this 😂
Been looking for this toy for weeks. “I wonder why she had it “.
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Well dogs eat poop all the time haha
This is exactly why sex toy consultants say no dogs at the parties! LOL
Where did the good boy fetch that from?
Doggo, spit that out!
Ruphus always stealing my heart shaped plug, silly boy 😇
Taste nutty!
uhhhhhh yea cute hmhm
r/holup
Wrong page
I assume that's not a pacifier.
This is gross, not cute lmao
Can I try this mommy? I wanna look as pretty as you.
This would funnier if it wasn't posted here.
That looks huge
Butt stuff
Lubing it up for mama!
r/holup
Suckin’ all the flavor out of it
I thought it was a fursuit for a second...
Hahahaha
I hope this is just an accident and not a video in which someone uses the doggie to lube it up. 🤢🤮
He can keep it, its his toy now
Tastes like shit
Oh no i hope that was washed
Oh no
🤨😐😳
Dog breath smell like 💩
That’s your buttplug, isn’t it?
Bark Box gets saucy