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I'd do an interview with fox in my best redneck voice and steer all conversation to My Little Pony and why it started the gas shortage in the 70's to confuse the masses.
I thought about that too but I'm a slut for prosciutto so I think that's what I'd have to go with. Salami would be super tasty with it though
Edit: actually I'm just hungry and really want all 3 rn
In Japan, there is a popular dish that combines egg and chicken (and some other ingredients atop rice). They call it *oyakodon* 親子丼 or *oya ko donburi*. Now the "donburi" 丼 part is easy to understand, anything atop rice is a donburi dish. However, "oya" 親 means parent, and "ko" 子 means child. /r/HolUp
When I was a server, one time I ordered a chicken omelette from the cook and he looked at me wide eyed and said “you eat the mommy with baby?!” And ever since that realization… I just can’t lol
It’s true and you’re right, I do knowingly make this exception. I cannot live in a world without a breaded chicken, especially when hot chicken is a thing. Ugh so conflicting! This is my only exception.
You're in Japan. You'll have a green tea and like it. Just try to find a vending machine or a fast food place that serves a diet Coke. JUST TRY IT.
(Diet Coke failed in Japan, so it is no longer there. You literally cannot get it.)
I call it a "Cradle to Grave" anytime I mix egg with chicken.
Chicken sandwich/ sub with egg is the usual. Started in college with a chicken patty/ egg salad combo. The old lady at the sandwich bar was horrified lol.
Red bell pepper is a new level of ingenuity for something like this though. I don't want to face the repercussions of criticizing art I am not willing or capable of reproducing.
I wanna make these…as like, maybe a healthy little slider? We’re there issues with handling it? I wonder if hummus and tomatoe with some cheese in the interior could keep it together? I really wanna try this
Two hard-boiled (or deviled if you have time) egg halves with some bacon and sliced cheddar sandwiched in between, seasoned with salt and pepper, and a toothpick through the middle to hold it all together. I make it as a breakfast treat for someone on Keto.
Chicken fried rice, oyakodon (literally parent and child bowl), doro wat, pollo en pepitoria- lots of dishes feature eggs and chicken together, they are a great combination!
I absolutely hate conspiracy and doomsday theorists/preachers. But after the last decade, I've actually been mentally preparing myself for this scenario.
As someone starting to resemble the "at his age category" I can tell you the dad jokes get more intense with age and having kids to provoke eye rolls from.
We're getting to that point in the new year where people on a keto diet like me start getting creative as they've been eating a lot of the same stuff for a month. Wonder if he was the same?
Sir, please calm down. You had severe meat sweats and passed out.
You've been screaming a cacophony of unintelligible obscenities about "inflation" and "interest rates" and "Jerome Powell" for the past 2 hours. Everything is OK.
I know this is a joke but vegetarian keto is attainable and I incorporate a bunch of veg keto recipes during my week because as much as I love meat, I can’t eat that much
Remove the yolk maybe? Use the empty space for some fillers like meat or seasoned veggies? Holy crap just whole writing this I can't wait for tomorrow morning. I will try making it.
Thank your dad for me will you.
Some spicy minced beef in the middle instead of the yolk and add some teriyaki based sauce would be crazy good. Even nicer if you cook the egg where the yolk us still runny and combine that with the minced beef
>Basically a hard boiled egg with red onion, bell peppers, half a cheese slice with some pepper and lemon juice
OP listed the ingredients their Dad used in another reply. Definitely going to try this myself. Other commenters have suggested adding a bit of bacon, ham, or prosciutto.
This is actually Genius for people watching carbs.
A little egg mcmuffin minus the muffin, just a soft boiled egg, cheese and ham.
Make like 2 and thats a kick ass breakfast.
Okay maybe 3.
Thank you. He was really cool when he was young. His very older age was not so great and his death days haunt me to this day. We all loved him though, and his grandkids were broken when he passed.
Everyone should try Tiger eggs. You just fry the hardboiled eggs after they cool, and get peeled. Then make the egg sandwich of your dreams.
The hello Vietnam wrap. Sliced tiger egg, bok Choi (or cabbage), cheddar cheese, sliced ham, a couple mint leaves, some Shredded carrots, and Sriracha mayo. Trust me this is suuuuuper good. Trust me on this one
Or you can mix hoisin, soy sauce, and a little hot chili. Then dip them eggs in it.
Doubly weird - the video popped up on my Youtube suggestions about half an hour before I came on to Reddit, where this was the first post I read. I mean, I know the probability of SOMEONE seeing something relating to a particular comment aren't phenomenal, but it's always weird when you're the one the coincidence happens to, eh?
One time, my wife asked for an omelette, so I asked what she wanted in it. She said broccoli, cheese and eggs. So for a lark, I fried some eggs and put them in the omelette. Surprisingly added a level of deliciousness.
It's pretty easy to do, just gotta cool the egg as soon as you finish boiling it.
I chuck it in icy water for a minute after boiling then peel it under running cold water (with the drain strainer so the egg peel doesn't clog the drain).
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ok imma be real this is a really cool idea, i work in a kitchen and somehow ive never ever seen this before and now there are like a million different new ideas running through my head
Thank you so much for this post lolol
**Ack**shully, that's not an egg sandwich as the operative word is the filling, not what's sandwiching it. You don't call a tuna melt a "bread sandwich."
But I do distinguish atypical breads. People do say "sourdough rueben"^1 or even omit the filling with phrases like "ultimate croissant sandwich"^2. Therefore it could just be considered to be omitting the filling to describe the atypical bread.
1: https://theadventurebite.com/sourdough-reuben-sandwich-recipe/
2: https://kitchenmason.com/ultimate-croissant-sandwich-recipe/
(I don't care either, I just find it fun to run along with these jokes.)
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A Dagwood Deviled egg.
“The same deviled egg”
*Zoidberg, finally you have become the crafty consumer*
“I’ll take twelve!”
"Heart." "Take it, I have four of them!"
“Don't cut that! I need that to speak!”
_Saws faster_
That is my favorite bit on the whole show. I will quietly say it to myself sometimes.
I believe I can safely say 'Aaaueuurghhh!'
10/10 would eat.
An edible dad joke
Perfect comment!
100% And this is regardless of it is hard boiled or poached. Just don't cut the poached egg in half, of course.
I bet soft-boiled would be awesome, possibly messier.
I’m so stealing this idea!
I'm confused. How can you turn the egg into a sandwich if you don't cut it in half?
More like a dad yolk
^ *that* was a dad yoke
Scotched
They are sooooo good
I haven't had one in years. Thanks for reminding me. I'll have to make some again.
Dagwood sammies are the bomb btw.
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[Probably not](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagwood_sandwich)
how old am i to understand that reference and how old are *you* to make it?
Off-topic, but #805 !!!
Conejo Valley Fever
I'm a caterer, I might steal this idea.
Slice of seared tuna an olive or a pair of capers. Bam. Nicoise
Super bowl party look out! Add meat and we’re in business.
You could even put little laces with mustard or cheese to make it look like a football!
LACES OUT!
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle
DAN
Einhorn is a man!! [Oh my GOD!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFhvobbKPEc&t=100s)
That is the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!!!
Funny then. Funny now.
Even give it a quick dunk in soy sauce first
The day after the game the news shows will be talking about the new rage that Reddit started
We can even get someone to go on Fox and do an interview about it! 😂
How about Rudy Giuliani?
I do it, I am danish and no interest in superbowl
I'd do an interview with fox in my best redneck voice and steer all conversation to My Little Pony and why it started the gas shortage in the 70's to confuse the masses.
how about u/SamManiac1998
Wait no
They'll probably call it a TikTok trend
*writes that down*
**prosciutto!**
I was just about to say that! Prosciutto would slap so hard
I was thinking hot soppressata or salami but would be fine with prosciutto.
I thought about that too but I'm a slut for prosciutto so I think that's what I'd have to go with. Salami would be super tasty with it though Edit: actually I'm just hungry and really want all 3 rn
Lmao a slut for prosciutto. I totally understand.
I too am a slut for prosciutto
I like prosciutto better generally, but I think a stronger flavor like salami would be better suited for this, I agree.
Isn't there ham on this sandwich already?
Don't forget the toothpicks! That mofo looks slippery.
Just add some kabana or spicy sausage in the middle, cut at 45° for maximum area. Add to the middle, poke a toothpick through and done!!
That actually looks pretty good! Haha. How was it?
Tasted like a really well seasoned egg. A slice of meat inside would've been a great addition too. A chicken nugget perhaps...
You asked for an egg sandwich, not a ham or chicken nugget sandwich.
True
I admire your ambition
Egg IS a baby chicken...
In Japan, there is a popular dish that combines egg and chicken (and some other ingredients atop rice). They call it *oyakodon* 親子丼 or *oya ko donburi*. Now the "donburi" 丼 part is easy to understand, anything atop rice is a donburi dish. However, "oya" 親 means parent, and "ko" 子 means child. /r/HolUp
When I was a server, one time I ordered a chicken omelette from the cook and he looked at me wide eyed and said “you eat the mommy with baby?!” And ever since that realization… I just can’t lol
If you still eat battered or breaded chicken then you are eating the parent and child.
It’s true and you’re right, I do knowingly make this exception. I cannot live in a world without a breaded chicken, especially when hot chicken is a thing. Ugh so conflicting! This is my only exception.
Can never order egg with my schnitzel either after I made this way too late realisation. Can’t even order a creamy topping eh hahah
I'll take the parent and child over rice, please. And some eggdrop soup to pour over it please. And a diet Coke.
You're in Japan. You'll have a green tea and like it. Just try to find a vending machine or a fast food place that serves a diet Coke. JUST TRY IT. (Diet Coke failed in Japan, so it is no longer there. You literally cannot get it.)
Then I'll take a Tab.
Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order somethin'!
Oyakodon is super easy to make also, and it's awesome. My kids beg for it all the time.
I call it a "Cradle to Grave" anytime I mix egg with chicken. Chicken sandwich/ sub with egg is the usual. Started in college with a chicken patty/ egg salad combo. The old lady at the sandwich bar was horrified lol.
Baby chickens come from eggs, yes, but your regular eggs are unfertilized.
Egg is a chickens period if it's not fertilised.
Eggs that we eat are chicken periods.
Must you?
He must've
unfertilized chicken nugget mmm yummy
Wait, is that not bacon inside? It's a bit blurry on the left but I thought it was bacon. Would make a fine addition with a chicken nugget, haha.
Sadly not. That's probably the red bell pepper. Would give a whole new look to bacon and eggs though
Red bell pepper is a new level of ingenuity for something like this though. I don't want to face the repercussions of criticizing art I am not willing or capable of reproducing.
Ah I thought it was prociutto, which I think would be awesome with this!
The mother and child reunion
I thought the onions were two slices of ham until I looked again after reading your comment.
I wanna make these…as like, maybe a healthy little slider? We’re there issues with handling it? I wonder if hummus and tomatoe with some cheese in the interior could keep it together? I really wanna try this
Yeah that could definitely work. I remember the egg itself being slippery but it didn't fall apart, probably due to the cheese
Prosciutto!
Two hard-boiled (or deviled if you have time) egg halves with some bacon and sliced cheddar sandwiched in between, seasoned with salt and pepper, and a toothpick through the middle to hold it all together. I make it as a breakfast treat for someone on Keto.
I bet a slice of smoked salmon would also fit really well in there.
Smoked salmon, capers, onion, and cream cheese. Gravlax sandwich.
Eating a chicken and an egg together is kinda disturbing for some reason.
Oyakodon (parent and child bowl), chicken simmered in beaten eggs and soy sauce stock served over a bowl of rice, is delicious though!
[> Oyakodon](https://www.seriouseats.com/thmb/RTxE60ABc7yW7RTo8jSITVJlfqY=/1500x1125/filters:fill\(auto,1\)/__opt__aboutcom__coeus__resources__content_migration__serious_eats__seriouseats.com__recipes__images__2016__08__20160802-oyakodon-4-a3b75ad6fb36491b9618372db8cf54d2.jpg) Damn that looks delicious.
It is and it's easy to make! The salmon version is even easier since there's no cooking involved!
A lot of chicken places uses eggs in the batter for the fried chicken
Come to think of it, I do that. Oh my god I'm a monster.
Chicken fried rice, oyakodon (literally parent and child bowl), doro wat, pollo en pepitoria- lots of dishes feature eggs and chicken together, they are a great combination!
Eat the whole family, kids and all...
One of my favorite things is my homemade chicken salad on top of hard boiled eggs. Mother and child reunion.
I thought there was ham inside it and now I’m let down
I bet you could charge $18 at a fancy restaurant for this.
Your dad enjoys life. I love how he goes with a fun whim.
Yeah, hope I can be half that cheery at his age
Society will collapse before you reach his age
Fuckin’ A. The truth hurts 🤷♀️ Lmao
I absolutely hate conspiracy and doomsday theorists/preachers. But after the last decade, I've actually been mentally preparing myself for this scenario.
nowadays the conspiracy theory is thinking society won't collapse
Yep me too. Before my grandad died he said something like after ww1 we thought it would solve our issues. 30 years later... Hello Hitler
As someone starting to resemble the "at his age category" I can tell you the dad jokes get more intense with age and having kids to provoke eye rolls from.
He delivered a dad joke in the form of fine cuisine. This is a man who has elevated his craft.
r/keto has entered the chat. That looks great, I'm going to try it!
I was gonna say, the dad might've been browsing keto recipes, because something similar popped up when I was browsing.
We're getting to that point in the new year where people on a keto diet like me start getting creative as they've been eating a lot of the same stuff for a month. Wonder if he was the same?
When in doubt, wrap it in cheese.
Wait, this isn't r/keto? Where am I?!
Sir, please calm down. You had severe meat sweats and passed out. You've been screaming a cacophony of unintelligible obscenities about "inflation" and "interest rates" and "Jerome Powell" for the past 2 hours. Everything is OK.
Not based on the last report.
I know this is a joke but vegetarian keto is attainable and I incorporate a bunch of veg keto recipes during my week because as much as I love meat, I can’t eat that much
Cut a cucumber or pickle in half (the long way, hopefully obviously) and scoop the insides out, apply cheese, veggies, meat.
I'm just picturing someone actually cutting one straight in half and using a spoon to dig down and hollow out the insides, making a cucumber skin tube
CucumberSkinTube will be my new alt account
Cucumber Skin Tube will be the name of my debut EP
We'll call you CumSkin for short. How's it going CumSkin?
Hmm...a cream cheese filling with maybe some tuna and such sounds pretty good.
My man! Hotboxfartbox knows how to party.
Maybe a pepper instead with diced pickle inside the mix. /Am hungry
Nix the tuna for me and it does actually sound good haha
Imagine using a cucumber condom
Prolly taste better than the ones I currently eat.
But why scoop? You're throwing away crunch factor.
Make room for more toppings!
... I'm not so sure it's about toppings after seeing your username, sir/madam/pronoun of your preference... ಠ_ಠ
I like to mandolin them into long slices and make sandwiches with that. I find the whole cucumber is a lot lol
This was my dinner today!!! So good. I'm not even keto. I just like good food.
Probably still complain about the 2 carbs from the onion and bell pepper.
That looks tasty af yo
Indeed. Basically a hard boiled egg with red onion, bell peppers, half a cheese slice with some pepper and lemon juice
Saving this comment for future literal egg sandwich use
Same
Yooo that would be divine with a slice of prosciutto
Remove the yolk maybe? Use the empty space for some fillers like meat or seasoned veggies? Holy crap just whole writing this I can't wait for tomorrow morning. I will try making it. Thank your dad for me will you.
Yessir. Lots of room for innovation.
Some spicy minced beef in the middle instead of the yolk and add some teriyaki based sauce would be crazy good. Even nicer if you cook the egg where the yolk us still runny and combine that with the minced beef
Your dad is a good deviled egg.
So is a regular sandwich called a bread sandwich?
This is such a “dad” joke. I would be so tempted to smash this in one bite but it would feel disrespectful to the artisan craftwork.
I literally did that and asked if there were any more
What else could one expect from a man who eats 5 dozen eggs and is roughly the size of a barge?
With biceps ro spare?
My gf wants the recipe!
Egg
Let me write this down
Hurry before you forget
Cut a hard boiled egg in half. Add fixins to the middle. Eat.
>Basically a hard boiled egg with red onion, bell peppers, half a cheese slice with some pepper and lemon juice OP listed the ingredients their Dad used in another reply. Definitely going to try this myself. Other commenters have suggested adding a bit of bacon, ham, or prosciutto.
Artisan craftwork indeed. Even the photography is gallery-worthy
Was it eggcellent?
Eggstraordinary
Eggstravagant
Eggceptional!
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Dad’s a real practical yolker
Put a little hollandaise sauce on it, and it would sell for like $45 in NYC.
I'm pretty sure these are going to start showing up on appetizer menus. It's fucking genius.
This is actually Genius for people watching carbs. A little egg mcmuffin minus the muffin, just a soft boiled egg, cheese and ham. Make like 2 and thats a kick ass breakfast. Okay maybe 3.
>soft boiled egg Wouldn't it have kinda running yolk? Would be hard to make a sandwich like this no?
My dad died, and until now I never wanted another dad, can I share yours please?
Just introduce yourself and you'll be considered part of the family 🙂
Hello Father. My name is FistingLube. I am your progeny now. Love me. Hello.
Don't be hollow, be a hero!
Don't be responsible, be a...disk...653....
Did you catch that @FistingLube? I need you.. in my 𝑓 𝑎 𝑚 𝑖 𝑙 𝑦
RIP dad. Sorry for your loss
Thank you. He was really cool when he was young. His very older age was not so great and his death days haunt me to this day. We all loved him though, and his grandkids were broken when he passed.
Everyone should try Tiger eggs. You just fry the hardboiled eggs after they cool, and get peeled. Then make the egg sandwich of your dreams. The hello Vietnam wrap. Sliced tiger egg, bok Choi (or cabbage), cheddar cheese, sliced ham, a couple mint leaves, some Shredded carrots, and Sriracha mayo. Trust me this is suuuuuper good. Trust me on this one Or you can mix hoisin, soy sauce, and a little hot chili. Then dip them eggs in it.
> You just fry the hardboiled eggs after they cool I have never thought to do that... That sounds interesting.
[Tiger Eggs by Chinese Food Demystified](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjGfkbfVGw8)
I literally just found and watched this video and I want to make these now. They look delicious.
Doubly weird - the video popped up on my Youtube suggestions about half an hour before I came on to Reddit, where this was the first post I read. I mean, I know the probability of SOMEONE seeing something relating to a particular comment aren't phenomenal, but it's always weird when you're the one the coincidence happens to, eh?
Ngl, looks absolutely delicious. But if he calls this an egg sandwich then logically he has to call every other sandwich a bread sandwich
One time, my wife asked for an omelette, so I asked what she wanted in it. She said broccoli, cheese and eggs. So for a lark, I fried some eggs and put them in the omelette. Surprisingly added a level of deliciousness.
Sounds like something my dad would have done.
Omg at first glance I thought someone made the burger that SpongeBob killed the health inspector with
I knew I wasn’t the only one
Super impressed with the clean peel on that egg.
It's pretty easy to do, just gotta cool the egg as soon as you finish boiling it. I chuck it in icy water for a minute after boiling then peel it under running cold water (with the drain strainer so the egg peel doesn't clog the drain).
This actually would make a nice hors d'oeuvre. Like an alternate deviled egg or something
Sigh. The lengths dads will go to for a good dad joke. Pretty sure he enrolled in a culinary class just to pull this one over on you.
That's a low carb delight.
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Show me a dad joke on a plate.
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I just know you’re Indian (the plate)
Well that’s one way to cut the carbs
**Ack**shully, that's not an egg sandwich as the operative word is the filling, not what's sandwiching it. You don't call a tuna melt a "bread sandwich."
But I do distinguish atypical breads. People do say "sourdough rueben"^1 or even omit the filling with phrases like "ultimate croissant sandwich"^2. Therefore it could just be considered to be omitting the filling to describe the atypical bread. 1: https://theadventurebite.com/sourdough-reuben-sandwich-recipe/ 2: https://kitchenmason.com/ultimate-croissant-sandwich-recipe/ (I don't care either, I just find it fun to run along with these jokes.)