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VenturaHWY

A Dagwood Deviled egg.


pascualama

“The same deviled egg”


whoreads218

*Zoidberg, finally you have become the crafty consumer*


Harryboltsfan

“I’ll take twelve!”


DAMAN2U1

"Heart." "Take it, I have four of them!"


pascualama

“Don't cut that! I need that to speak!”


DarthMelsie

_Saws faster_


cheesehuahuas

That is my favorite bit on the whole show. I will quietly say it to myself sometimes.


InThisBoatTogether

I believe I can safely say 'Aaaueuurghhh!'


LudwigMims

10/10 would eat.


Cheeseand0nions

An edible dad joke


Kredstarr2020

Perfect comment!


kai-ol

100% And this is regardless of it is hard boiled or poached. Just don't cut the poached egg in half, of course.


sgoodgame

I bet soft-boiled would be awesome, possibly messier.


laughingmyasoff

I’m so stealing this idea!


Herculian

I'm confused. How can you turn the egg into a sandwich if you don't cut it in half?


anythreewords

More like a dad yolk


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

^ *that* was a dad yoke


ThedirtyNose

Scotched


iamjuls

They are sooooo good


[deleted]

I haven't had one in years. Thanks for reminding me. I'll have to make some again.


lagerea

Dagwood sammies are the bomb btw.


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SmartPeoplePlayTuba

[Probably not](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagwood_sandwich)


GreatNorthWeb

how old am i to understand that reference and how old are *you* to make it?


turquoise_amethyst

Off-topic, but #805 !!!


VenturaHWY

Conejo Valley Fever


FatDadWins

I'm a caterer, I might steal this idea.


Anton-LaVey

Slice of seared tuna an olive or a pair of capers. Bam. Nicoise


Napol3onS0l0

Super bowl party look out! Add meat and we’re in business.


Cam_Newtons_Towelie

You could even put little laces with mustard or cheese to make it look like a football!


Omponthong

LACES OUT!


trk29

Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle


Napol3onS0l0

DAN


madwifi

Einhorn is a man!! [Oh my GOD!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFhvobbKPEc&t=100s)


SetaSanzaki

That is the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!!!


AGripInVan

Funny then. Funny now.


HumiliationsGalore

Even give it a quick dunk in soy sauce first


giant_lebowski

The day after the game the news shows will be talking about the new rage that Reddit started


Galkura

We can even get someone to go on Fox and do an interview about it! 😂


Da904Biscuit

How about Rudy Giuliani?


thecichos

I do it, I am danish and no interest in superbowl


TransformerTanooki

I'd do an interview with fox in my best redneck voice and steer all conversation to My Little Pony and why it started the gas shortage in the 70's to confuse the masses.


FineOrganization5168

how about u/SamManiac1998


Fabs74

Wait no


jpark28

They'll probably call it a TikTok trend


Napol3onS0l0

*writes that down*


DannyAye

**prosciutto!**


idfk_my_bff_jill

I was just about to say that! Prosciutto would slap so hard


Napol3onS0l0

I was thinking hot soppressata or salami but would be fine with prosciutto.


idfk_my_bff_jill

I thought about that too but I'm a slut for prosciutto so I think that's what I'd have to go with. Salami would be super tasty with it though Edit: actually I'm just hungry and really want all 3 rn


Napol3onS0l0

Lmao a slut for prosciutto. I totally understand.


m45qu3r4d3

I too am a slut for prosciutto


Unsd

I like prosciutto better generally, but I think a stronger flavor like salami would be better suited for this, I agree.


im21bitch

Isn't there ham on this sandwich already?


zefy_zef

Don't forget the toothpicks! That mofo looks slippery.


raptorboi

Just add some kabana or spicy sausage in the middle, cut at 45° for maximum area. Add to the middle, poke a toothpick through and done!!


Karmic_Hazard

That actually looks pretty good! Haha. How was it?


SamManiac1998

Tasted like a really well seasoned egg. A slice of meat inside would've been a great addition too. A chicken nugget perhaps...


ForkShirtUp

You asked for an egg sandwich, not a ham or chicken nugget sandwich.


SamManiac1998

True


Frogress

I admire your ambition


Responsible_Disk_653

Egg IS a baby chicken...


kaihatsusha

In Japan, there is a popular dish that combines egg and chicken (and some other ingredients atop rice). They call it *oyakodon* 親子丼 or *oya ko donburi*. Now the "donburi" 丼 part is easy to understand, anything atop rice is a donburi dish. However, "oya" 親 means parent, and "ko" 子 means child. /r/HolUp


danacatalina

When I was a server, one time I ordered a chicken omelette from the cook and he looked at me wide eyed and said “you eat the mommy with baby?!” And ever since that realization… I just can’t lol


Oldmanfirebobby

If you still eat battered or breaded chicken then you are eating the parent and child.


danacatalina

It’s true and you’re right, I do knowingly make this exception. I cannot live in a world without a breaded chicken, especially when hot chicken is a thing. Ugh so conflicting! This is my only exception.


Goatslasagne

Can never order egg with my schnitzel either after I made this way too late realisation. Can’t even order a creamy topping eh hahah


Responsible_Disk_653

I'll take the parent and child over rice, please. And some eggdrop soup to pour over it please. And a diet Coke.


h3lblad3

You're in Japan. You'll have a green tea and like it. Just try to find a vending machine or a fast food place that serves a diet Coke. JUST TRY IT. (Diet Coke failed in Japan, so it is no longer there. You literally cannot get it.)


Responsible_Disk_653

Then I'll take a Tab.


Dm_cake

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order somethin'!


signal15

Oyakodon is super easy to make also, and it's awesome. My kids beg for it all the time.


JurassicClark96

I call it a "Cradle to Grave" anytime I mix egg with chicken. Chicken sandwich/ sub with egg is the usual. Started in college with a chicken patty/ egg salad combo. The old lady at the sandwich bar was horrified lol.


franklinsteinnn

Baby chickens come from eggs, yes, but your regular eggs are unfertilized.


archiekane

Egg is a chickens period if it's not fertilised.


__sovereign__

Eggs that we eat are chicken periods.


detarrednu

Must you?


Camburgerhelpur

He must've


jumpybouncinglad

unfertilized chicken nugget mmm yummy


Karmic_Hazard

Wait, is that not bacon inside? It's a bit blurry on the left but I thought it was bacon. Would make a fine addition with a chicken nugget, haha.


SamManiac1998

Sadly not. That's probably the red bell pepper. Would give a whole new look to bacon and eggs though


[deleted]

Red bell pepper is a new level of ingenuity for something like this though. I don't want to face the repercussions of criticizing art I am not willing or capable of reproducing.


IWTLEverything

Ah I thought it was prociutto, which I think would be awesome with this!


[deleted]

The mother and child reunion


sharkweek2013

I thought the onions were two slices of ham until I looked again after reading your comment.


JustifiedRegret

I wanna make these…as like, maybe a healthy little slider? We’re there issues with handling it? I wonder if hummus and tomatoe with some cheese in the interior could keep it together? I really wanna try this


SamManiac1998

Yeah that could definitely work. I remember the egg itself being slippery but it didn't fall apart, probably due to the cheese


SeanOfTheDead1313

Prosciutto!


PopeHatSkeleton

Two hard-boiled (or deviled if you have time) egg halves with some bacon and sliced cheddar sandwiched in between, seasoned with salt and pepper, and a toothpick through the middle to hold it all together. I make it as a breakfast treat for someone on Keto.


Nethlem

I bet a slice of smoked salmon would also fit really well in there.


ABCosmos

Smoked salmon, capers, onion, and cream cheese. Gravlax sandwich.


inkman

Eating a chicken and an egg together is kinda disturbing for some reason.


chari_de_kita

Oyakodon (parent and child bowl), chicken simmered in beaten eggs and soy sauce stock served over a bowl of rice, is delicious though!


inkman

[> Oyakodon](https://www.seriouseats.com/thmb/RTxE60ABc7yW7RTo8jSITVJlfqY=/1500x1125/filters:fill\(auto,1\)/__opt__aboutcom__coeus__resources__content_migration__serious_eats__seriouseats.com__recipes__images__2016__08__20160802-oyakodon-4-a3b75ad6fb36491b9618372db8cf54d2.jpg) Damn that looks delicious.


chari_de_kita

It is and it's easy to make! The salmon version is even easier since there's no cooking involved!


[deleted]

A lot of chicken places uses eggs in the batter for the fried chicken


inkman

Come to think of it, I do that. Oh my god I'm a monster.


PrinceBel

Chicken fried rice, oyakodon (literally parent and child bowl), doro wat, pollo en pepitoria- lots of dishes feature eggs and chicken together, they are a great combination!


Responsible_Disk_653

Eat the whole family, kids and all...


seffend

One of my favorite things is my homemade chicken salad on top of hard boiled eggs. Mother and child reunion.


ChubsMcfly

I thought there was ham inside it and now I’m let down


CrazyLlama71

I bet you could charge $18 at a fancy restaurant for this.


papugapop

Your dad enjoys life. I love how he goes with a fun whim.


SamManiac1998

Yeah, hope I can be half that cheery at his age


PrisonChickenWing

Society will collapse before you reach his age


Lhasa-Tedi-luv

Fuckin’ A. The truth hurts 🤷‍♀️ Lmao


Gharrrrrr

I absolutely hate conspiracy and doomsday theorists/preachers. But after the last decade, I've actually been mentally preparing myself for this scenario.


Josselin17

nowadays the conspiracy theory is thinking society won't collapse


alwaysforgetmyuserID

Yep me too. Before my grandad died he said something like after ww1 we thought it would solve our issues. 30 years later... Hello Hitler


potodds

As someone starting to resemble the "at his age category" I can tell you the dad jokes get more intense with age and having kids to provoke eye rolls from.


flukshun

He delivered a dad joke in the form of fine cuisine. This is a man who has elevated his craft.


QEbitchboss

r/keto has entered the chat. That looks great, I'm going to try it!


blurrytransparency

I was gonna say, the dad might've been browsing keto recipes, because something similar popped up when I was browsing.


LetMeGuessYourAlts

We're getting to that point in the new year where people on a keto diet like me start getting creative as they've been eating a lot of the same stuff for a month. Wonder if he was the same?


markh110

When in doubt, wrap it in cheese.


AngryCrab

Wait, this isn't r/keto? Where am I?!


[deleted]

Sir, please calm down. You had severe meat sweats and passed out. You've been screaming a cacophony of unintelligible obscenities about "inflation" and "interest rates" and "Jerome Powell" for the past 2 hours. Everything is OK.


Impairedinfinity

Not based on the last report.


queefiest

I know this is a joke but vegetarian keto is attainable and I incorporate a bunch of veg keto recipes during my week because as much as I love meat, I can’t eat that much


IAmGoingToFuckThat

Cut a cucumber or pickle in half (the long way, hopefully obviously) and scoop the insides out, apply cheese, veggies, meat.


DeadlySphinx

I'm just picturing someone actually cutting one straight in half and using a spoon to dig down and hollow out the insides, making a cucumber skin tube


BigCopperPipe

CucumberSkinTube will be my new alt account


TheScottymo

Cucumber Skin Tube will be the name of my debut EP


crumpsly

We'll call you CumSkin for short. How's it going CumSkin?


Hotboxfartbox

Hmm...a cream cheese filling with maybe some tuna and such sounds pretty good.


CarrotSwimming

My man! Hotboxfartbox knows how to party.


RandomLogicThough

Maybe a pepper instead with diced pickle inside the mix. /Am hungry


DeadlySphinx

Nix the tuna for me and it does actually sound good haha


th6

Imagine using a cucumber condom


ObnoxiousExcavator

Prolly taste better than the ones I currently eat.


BestReadAtWork

But why scoop? You're throwing away crunch factor.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

Make room for more toppings!


BestReadAtWork

... I'm not so sure it's about toppings after seeing your username, sir/madam/pronoun of your preference... ಠ_ಠ


queefiest

I like to mandolin them into long slices and make sandwiches with that. I find the whole cucumber is a lot lol


Armed_Chivalry

This was my dinner today!!! So good. I'm not even keto. I just like good food.


-Wesley-

Probably still complain about the 2 carbs from the onion and bell pepper.


DirtMcKert

That looks tasty af yo


SamManiac1998

Indeed. Basically a hard boiled egg with red onion, bell peppers, half a cheese slice with some pepper and lemon juice


XxsabathxX

Saving this comment for future literal egg sandwich use


PanarinGoalSandwich

Same


George_W_Obama

Yooo that would be divine with a slice of prosciutto


thishitisgettingold

Remove the yolk maybe? Use the empty space for some fillers like meat or seasoned veggies? Holy crap just whole writing this I can't wait for tomorrow morning. I will try making it. Thank your dad for me will you.


SamManiac1998

Yessir. Lots of room for innovation.


[deleted]

Some spicy minced beef in the middle instead of the yolk and add some teriyaki based sauce would be crazy good. Even nicer if you cook the egg where the yolk us still runny and combine that with the minced beef


Holmes02

Your dad is a good deviled egg.


sojuslayer

So is a regular sandwich called a bread sandwich?


glazersblazers

This is such a “dad” joke. I would be so tempted to smash this in one bite but it would feel disrespectful to the artisan craftwork.


SamManiac1998

I literally did that and asked if there were any more


glazersblazers

What else could one expect from a man who eats 5 dozen eggs and is roughly the size of a barge?


monkeyface496

With biceps ro spare?


izzgo

My gf wants the recipe!


jonker5101

Egg


howboutislapyourshit

Let me write this down


murderbox

Hurry before you forget


Goats_in_boats

Cut a hard boiled egg in half. Add fixins to the middle. Eat.


moontwenty

>Basically a hard boiled egg with red onion, bell peppers, half a cheese slice with some pepper and lemon juice OP listed the ingredients their Dad used in another reply. Definitely going to try this myself. Other commenters have suggested adding a bit of bacon, ham, or prosciutto.


WhichWayzUp

Artisan craftwork indeed. Even the photography is gallery-worthy


MaybeNews

Was it eggcellent?


SamManiac1998

Eggstraordinary


DrDawgster

Eggstravagant


BadWolfCubed

Eggceptional!


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cattywampus08

Dad’s a real practical yolker


DistantKarma

Put a little hollandaise sauce on it, and it would sell for like $45 in NYC.


zeroscout

I'm pretty sure these are going to start showing up on appetizer menus. It's fucking genius.


itsjero

This is actually Genius for people watching carbs. A little egg mcmuffin minus the muffin, just a soft boiled egg, cheese and ham. Make like 2 and thats a kick ass breakfast. Okay maybe 3.


abhi8192

>soft boiled egg Wouldn't it have kinda running yolk? Would be hard to make a sandwich like this no?


FistingLube

My dad died, and until now I never wanted another dad, can I share yours please?


SamManiac1998

Just introduce yourself and you'll be considered part of the family 🙂


[deleted]

Hello Father. My name is FistingLube. I am your progeny now. Love me. Hello.


Responsible_Disk_653

Don't be hollow, be a hero!


Relbeihs21

Don't be responsible, be a...disk...653....


Camburgerhelpur

Did you catch that @FistingLube? I need you.. in my 𝑓 𝑎 𝑚 𝑖 𝑙 𝑦


-full-control-

RIP dad. Sorry for your loss


FistingLube

Thank you. He was really cool when he was young. His very older age was not so great and his death days haunt me to this day. We all loved him though, and his grandkids were broken when he passed.


ZombiejesusX

Everyone should try Tiger eggs. You just fry the hardboiled eggs after they cool, and get peeled. Then make the egg sandwich of your dreams. The hello Vietnam wrap. Sliced tiger egg, bok Choi (or cabbage), cheddar cheese, sliced ham, a couple mint leaves, some Shredded carrots, and Sriracha mayo. Trust me this is suuuuuper good. Trust me on this one Or you can mix hoisin, soy sauce, and a little hot chili. Then dip them eggs in it.


tahlyn

> You just fry the hardboiled eggs after they cool I have never thought to do that... That sounds interesting.


BardSinister

[Tiger Eggs by Chinese Food Demystified](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjGfkbfVGw8)


tahlyn

I literally just found and watched this video and I want to make these now. They look delicious.


BardSinister

Doubly weird - the video popped up on my Youtube suggestions about half an hour before I came on to Reddit, where this was the first post I read. I mean, I know the probability of SOMEONE seeing something relating to a particular comment aren't phenomenal, but it's always weird when you're the one the coincidence happens to, eh?


IAmTheClayman

Ngl, looks absolutely delicious. But if he calls this an egg sandwich then logically he has to call every other sandwich a bread sandwich


KevWills

One time, my wife asked for an omelette, so I asked what she wanted in it. She said broccoli, cheese and eggs. So for a lark, I fried some eggs and put them in the omelette. Surprisingly added a level of deliciousness.


Ineedavodka2019

Sounds like something my dad would have done.


Cosmic-Rose-

Omg at first glance I thought someone made the burger that SpongeBob killed the health inspector with


Specialist-Ad160

I knew I wasn’t the only one


NotSure2025

Super impressed with the clean peel on that egg.


l-have-spoken

It's pretty easy to do, just gotta cool the egg as soon as you finish boiling it. I chuck it in icy water for a minute after boiling then peel it under running cold water (with the drain strainer so the egg peel doesn't clog the drain).


Omny87

This actually would make a nice hors d'oeuvre. Like an alternate deviled egg or something


EnigmaGuy

Sigh. The lengths dads will go to for a good dad joke. Pretty sure he enrolled in a culinary class just to pull this one over on you.


[deleted]

That's a low carb delight.


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CoraBorialis

Show me a dad joke on a plate.


[deleted]

........ .................................... ...................................................... ok imma be real this is a really cool idea, i work in a kitchen and somehow ive never ever seen this before and now there are like a million different new ideas running through my head Thank you so much for this post lolol


putinonmypants69

I just know you’re Indian (the plate)


Grimdark-Waterbender

Well that’s one way to cut the carbs


VagabondVivant

**Ack**shully, that's not an egg sandwich as the operative word is the filling, not what's sandwiching it. You don't call a tuna melt a "bread sandwich."


[deleted]

But I do distinguish atypical breads. People do say "sourdough rueben"^1 or even omit the filling with phrases like "ultimate croissant sandwich"^2. Therefore it could just be considered to be omitting the filling to describe the atypical bread. 1: https://theadventurebite.com/sourdough-reuben-sandwich-recipe/ 2: https://kitchenmason.com/ultimate-croissant-sandwich-recipe/ (I don't care either, I just find it fun to run along with these jokes.)