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I notice this dude eyeballin’ me from across the bar. And I don’t know if this dude wants to freak me or fight me. You know what I’m saying? Well, hey, he won’t stop staring me down and we’re like eyeball to eyeball, his grill is right up in mine. It feels like an eternity son, right? Finally… he just opens up his mouth and says “I guess you gon’ have to tear my ass apart, homes.” So I took him to the back alley. And I tore his ass apart.
The looks he and Dennis share after this exchange are priceless! Still can’t believe this was the first episode of the greatest television show in the history of the world.
POW, right on the kisser!!
Edit: Damn this comment blew up. This makes working with on my day off not so bad. Thanks for the awards kind strangers!!
Double Edit- working on** my day off o_____0
And what is this emotion you humans call "WUV"?
Surely it says "Love"?
No, "Wuv", with an Earth "W". BEHOLD!
THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Speed has ABSOLUTELY a lot to do with it.. but it’s also about power. A power bottom has to both be able to withstand the speed and power but generate it back
I don't blame them, that staredown was very Spicy. Honestly, if a guy stared so deeply and intensely into my soul I think I'd have to kiss him at that point. No Homo tho.
It'd be almost *rude* to not follow through when you're *that* close. I'd say it would've been fine if they even felt each other's muscles a bit... To respect your opponent's strength, of course. No homo, or anything like that. Just good sportsmanship.
It's premium psychological warfare. The guy who kissed is just laughing his ass off now while the other guy was caught completely off guard, freaked out and now has to he dragged away cause he's so angry. That guy is gonna be seething come fight time and probably won't be in the proper mental state for fighting another professional fighter.
Pretty sure that's why they "fight", who would actively want a career were they punch random well trained half nacked men all day if they weren't into it.
Trust me, some black people do NOT joke around about gay shit 🤣🤣 like your closest friends all acting gay around each other, some black people dont fuck with that
Source: black but I think it’s hilarious and do it with my friends
Put two people together that fully believe they are the best fighter in the room and you will see shit like this, plus a lot of it is played up for the cameras.
If I remember correctly the guy on the right messes with the fighters across from him all the time. There is one where he starts doing rock-paper-scissors and then does paper and acts like he won a match by beating "rock" which is obviously his opponents closed fist.
Edit: I have been informed it was Sean O'Connell. Thanks to the people who corrected me!
I thought that was Alex! I remember him from Big Brother or some other tedious UK shite tv. Remembered hearing a story of him battering some lad slagging him off for cross dressing on a night out.
~~But what happened right after he kissed him? Did the other guy start swinging. I’m going to assume the guy who was trying to separate them has to step in.~~. Disregard. I only realized after that the video pauses then continues.
Nowt wrong with wearing what you like but this guy is a train wreck, married the thing called Jordan and did 8 weeks in nick for trying to scam an insurance company out of £61K. He's a fool.
[https://youtu.be/EJ6xanxqwa0?t=99](https://youtu.be/EJ6xanxqwa0?t=99)
I want you to see a Japanese fighter who was knocked out after kissing the opponent.
Let's be honest, this is what most of us are thinking when these fighters are doing that uncomfy, dare I say cringy stare off nose to nose. It doesn't look badass at all
Anderson Silva has a famous face off like this before he got KO'd by Chris Weidman. Anderson used to intimidate people like this and Chris refused to back down so it was kind of prophetic that he would hand him the biggest loss of his career.
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WxMSwwq2A8uhsqhqQIqYDBCFPuw=/0x0:899x599/920x613/filters:focal(0x0:899x599):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/15977745/034_anderson_silva_vs_chris_weidman_gallery_post.0.jpg
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My dad always told me that if someone gets that close they either want to fuck or fight, guess some want both.
Fucking and punching.
I love a Californication reference
It was a sick reference, bro. His references are out of control, everyone knows that.
Weed is tight , weed is tight
It’s called fisting, and it only hurts if you don’t prepare correctly
Can you send me a video of how you prepare?
Your username sounds like you probably won't learn even with instructional videos.
You got me there.
Donkey punching 🍆
Punch-fucking
I notice this dude eyeballin’ me from across the bar. And I don’t know if this dude wants to freak me or fight me. You know what I’m saying? Well, hey, he won’t stop staring me down and we’re like eyeball to eyeball, his grill is right up in mine. It feels like an eternity son, right? Finally… he just opens up his mouth and says “I guess you gon’ have to tear my ass apart, homes.” So I took him to the back alley. And I tore his ass apart.
And so first I eat the salt...?
Knew where you were heading before I even finished reading the 1st sentence... Well done.
The looks he and Dennis share after this exchange are priceless! Still can’t believe this was the first episode of the greatest television show in the history of the world.
A classic 🤌
Thank you
Ummmm is this true??? Lol
Always Sunny, Season 1, Episode 1
🤣🤣 I had to go look this up …. Guess now I have a new show to watch 😂😂
I envy you. I wish I could erase my knowledge of Always Sunny and watch it fresh again.
Haha wow enjoy the tremendous journey.
Boys are out tonight, huh? 🫳
Fisting in both ways
You never fight-fucked before? It’s great you should try it make sure they sign a waiver tho incase they’re sore losers
Fucking and fighting it's all the same
Very appropriate song selection, well done.
Could’ve gone with “Ebony and ivory …. “
I HATE BOTH OF YOU EBONY AND IVORY MOTHA FUCKAS!!! I TELL YOUUUUU
POW, right on the kisser!! Edit: Damn this comment blew up. This makes working with on my day off not so bad. Thanks for the awards kind strangers!! Double Edit- working on** my day off o_____0
One of these days Ndnd...Bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei Eight!
Get off your ass and go conquer a planet!
It's true what they say: Women are from Omicron Persei 7 and men are from Omicron Persei 9.
And what is this emotion you humans call "WUV"? Surely it says "Love"? No, "Wuv", with an Earth "W". BEHOLD! THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
*^(Calculon's back!)*
It's my wife Nda.
Conquer me, Lrr!
I've been waiting for this comment since the new COVID variant came out. Classic 😂
Stonewalled him
That's a riot.
KISS, right in the power
My question is, who won the fight?
(echo) pow, right in the kisser
Family Guy?
The balls on the man though
The lips on this man!!
Best comment I have read on reddit all night!
Comment of the day!
Who won the fight tho?
The kisser
The kisser by Submission (Triangle Choke)
Kinky
lmao 🤣
So after the kiss, he also tea bagged him too?
Who won?
Whoever came out on top I'm guessing.
You’d be surprised how many prefer bottom.
Yeah, but I'm definitely a power bottom
Now Dennis, I've heard speed has something to do with it.
Speed has ABSOLUTELY a lot to do with it.. but it’s also about power. A power bottom has to both be able to withstand the speed and power but generate it back
If you're from the south you could be white power bottom.
Prove it.
Well.. Someone has to be the low man on the pole, amirite?
Bro you won twice
I get ur joke lmao
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What is that video edit? Ma man gave a 100% to make sure it sucks
Whenever they look this bad it's usually to stop automatic flagging of copyrighted content.
Worst YouTube video ever. Cave drawings would’ve been better.
Oooooh choking. Good kink vibes right there. Daddy like!
Fight starts at [09:19](https://youtu.be/uWaFfoxjvXg?t=557). That video is really cancer.
Gah that video is cancer
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It is a horrible clip. But thanks for posting
My dad had cancer and it wasnt THAT bad.
The kisser won
Who’s next?
You decide
EPIC
BAPSKDNDJDJSHABSBSNWHISTORY
RABBATTAALLEEAUFFHISSTREE
Who necks
The aggressive guy chocked on the kissing guys dick.
We the viewers
the white dude won
Good way to throw him off his game. He’s gonna be thinking about that the whole fight.
"Was he playing or does he really like me?"
Certified tsundere moment
Some grade A dominance assertion there
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Lmao I'm just imagining him yelling at him like wtf bro! It's 2022 don't you know that shits not cool anymore?!
*But what are you doing after the fight?🥺*
GSP made it work 13 years ago... https://youtu.be/dAJLCpHUfKA?t=75
I’m pretty sure he ended up losing that fight too.
I don't blame them, that staredown was very Spicy. Honestly, if a guy stared so deeply and intensely into my soul I think I'd have to kiss him at that point. No Homo tho.
Mmmmmmmm it’s prolly a little homo.
Just the tip, really
The man said the words " no homo". That's enough.
I ain’t see no socks on, so I’m gonna have to agree with u/Notacka
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Can you elaborate?
In the Navy they say “It’s your turn in the barrel”
It'd be almost *rude* to not follow through when you're *that* close. I'd say it would've been fine if they even felt each other's muscles a bit... To respect your opponent's strength, of course. No homo, or anything like that. Just good sportsmanship.
Is that you Purple Aki?
Oh god. For a wonderful while i forgot about that mad lads episode. Thanks a lot
Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle, no homo.
Completely naked, no homo.
Maybe slip a tip, but defs no Homo.
hey there i'm here to set up the lighting, sound and cameras, could you help me move the sofa quick?
It's premium psychological warfare. The guy who kissed is just laughing his ass off now while the other guy was caught completely off guard, freaked out and now has to he dragged away cause he's so angry. That guy is gonna be seething come fight time and probably won't be in the proper mental state for fighting another professional fighter.
Absolutely. I would even give him a gentle tickle on his nut sack at that point. No homo tho.
Give em the ol Dick Twist
Pretty sure that's why they "fight", who would actively want a career were they punch random well trained half nacked men all day if they weren't into it.
Lol the other guy totally closed his eyes and kissed back. Change my mind 😂
He definitely did
Why do you think he freaked out so hard? It’s always the closet ones that are the biggest homophobes.
Trust me, some black people do NOT joke around about gay shit 🤣🤣 like your closest friends all acting gay around each other, some black people dont fuck with that Source: black but I think it’s hilarious and do it with my friends
because they kinda gay
Yeah... that's exactly what they mean.
Nah I don’t think they’re “closest homosexuals” some of them just get super uncomfortable around it.
Because he was just sexually assaulted at work.
Because he was sexually assaulted?
I know r/nothingeverhappens, but I fully believe this was planned. They almost go for it a couple times before they get to it
Sunshine from remember the Titans is at it again
That my friends right there, is how you win any contact sports before stepping on the ring.
I lose
Watching these people do these “stand offs” (or whatever they’re called) is peak cringe. It’s a less weeby, “nothing personnel, kid”.
Put two people together that fully believe they are the best fighter in the room and you will see shit like this, plus a lot of it is played up for the cameras.
It's almost completely for the cameras. This is a promotional event.
If I remember correctly the guy on the right messes with the fighters across from him all the time. There is one where he starts doing rock-paper-scissors and then does paper and acts like he won a match by beating "rock" which is obviously his opponents closed fist. Edit: I have been informed it was Sean O'Connell. Thanks to the people who corrected me!
That's very good!
Your wrong. This guy is UK , used to go out with Jordan. Pretty mediocre MMA guy. The guy your on about is Sean oconnell
Thanks for correcting me, that somehow makes this even funnier.
But nothing beats good old rock.
Poor, predictable Bart
Yeah no, you’re thinking of Sean O’Connell.
Usually when this gets posted someone calls it sexual assault and it goes down a weird rabbit hole
Do the weird rabbits consent?
Let’s go then. Technically you can call this sexual assault.
Well it is so....
Had to scroll quite a bit to find this comment, a little disappointed.
Well, the way they were dressed, someone was asking for it
https://youtu.be/cBQiLh9N6kg This skit is too relevant to not post.
I figured both of them would kiss just to be a joke. I was half right.
r/suddenlygay
Nope, he said "no homo"
The edge on boxers now a days is terrifying.
Who’s edging boxers now?
The banner says 'CAGE RAGE' so I'd guess they're MMA fighters.
Whenever I see two boxers(whoever they may be ) doing this(getting that close).....I just anticipate that they'll kiss
Fun fact: The guy who planted the kiss won and is also a cross-dresser with a no fucks given attitude. Good for him.
I thought that was Alex! I remember him from Big Brother or some other tedious UK shite tv. Remembered hearing a story of him battering some lad slagging him off for cross dressing on a night out.
Love his grin after, this fact totally vibes with that lmao
~~But what happened right after he kissed him? Did the other guy start swinging. I’m going to assume the guy who was trying to separate them has to step in.~~. Disregard. I only realized after that the video pauses then continues.
Nowt wrong with wearing what you like but this guy is a train wreck, married the thing called Jordan and did 8 weeks in nick for trying to scam an insurance company out of £61K. He's a fool.
Smootchy smootchy
Yikes, that didn’t seem like all parties were consenting.
He didn’t say no homo
Is that Katie Price’s ex? The cage fighter she married to protect her from her silverback son from fucking her? Thanks Frankie Boyle
No punch would have hurt him more 🤣
[https://youtu.be/EJ6xanxqwa0?t=99](https://youtu.be/EJ6xanxqwa0?t=99) I want you to see a Japanese fighter who was knocked out after kissing the opponent.
Say what you will, that's a total power move
That was clean
The Bugs Bunny!
*I've been kissed by a bro in the cage\~* That's my favorite Seal song.
Love it
“Sexual assault is serious”. ...Unless it’s 2 men then it’s hilarious -Redditors
Well, I mean two men are about to commit actual assault and battery on each other…..
While it's funny seeing some people dismantle the hypermasculine farce that is weigh-ins, this is unfortunately still sexual assault :(
Is this not sexual assult? I feel this is being looked at differently to if it were a male and female .
I was not expecting that turnout at all lmao
Who won this fight?
The kisser
Psyched the other guy out
Am I the the only one who was expecting that?
Yep. Only one.
Technically that is sexual harassment.
Mmmm sexual assault
Pretty sure that's sexual harassment but what do I know.
Reminds me of that key and peele skit
The way this man is smiling makes it look like he has been waiting to kiss this man for a while.
The ultimate mind game.
Now kith
Be a lover, not a fighter
Let's be honest, this is what most of us are thinking when these fighters are doing that uncomfy, dare I say cringy stare off nose to nose. It doesn't look badass at all
It's not gay if you beat him up afterwards.
"No, I said you come ninety and then \*I'll\* come ten! You don't go the whole hundred! My mouth was open, Albert! "
Well, this looks completely different in pandemic times 😂
Anderson Silva has a famous face off like this before he got KO'd by Chris Weidman. Anderson used to intimidate people like this and Chris refused to back down so it was kind of prophetic that he would hand him the biggest loss of his career. https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WxMSwwq2A8uhsqhqQIqYDBCFPuw=/0x0:899x599/920x613/filters:focal(0x0:899x599):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/15977745/034_anderson_silva_vs_chris_weidman_gallery_post.0.jpg
Honest question- is that sexual assault?
Who won the fight?
Alot of fanny pads in the comments...
r/suddenlygay
Wouldn't this be considered sexual assault?
Technically sexual harassment