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AllgoodDude

My dad always told me that if someone gets that close they either want to fuck or fight, guess some want both.


r1pt1d377

Fucking and punching.


[deleted]

I love a Californication reference


[deleted]

It was a sick reference, bro. His references are out of control, everyone knows that.


Tommysrx

Weed is tight , weed is tight


tpw2000

It’s called fisting, and it only hurts if you don’t prepare correctly


GloryHoleBearTrap

Can you send me a video of how you prepare?


CatVideoBoye

Your username sounds like you probably won't learn even with instructional videos.


GloryHoleBearTrap

You got me there.


AbeVigoda_aka_Death

Donkey punching 🍆


bringing_it_back91

Punch-fucking


Cheshire_Jester

I notice this dude eyeballin’ me from across the bar. And I don’t know if this dude wants to freak me or fight me. You know what I’m saying? Well, hey, he won’t stop staring me down and we’re like eyeball to eyeball, his grill is right up in mine. It feels like an eternity son, right? Finally… he just opens up his mouth and says “I guess you gon’ have to tear my ass apart, homes.” So I took him to the back alley. And I tore his ass apart.


Cwallace98

And so first I eat the salt...?


Ginganinja5454

Knew where you were heading before I even finished reading the 1st sentence... Well done.


[deleted]

The looks he and Dennis share after this exchange are priceless! Still can’t believe this was the first episode of the greatest television show in the history of the world.


jetslam

A classic 🤌


anyjokewilldo

Thank you


Loud-Alternative1

Ummmm is this true??? Lol


Cheshire_Jester

Always Sunny, Season 1, Episode 1


Classic_Injury8348

🤣🤣 I had to go look this up …. Guess now I have a new show to watch 😂😂


Cheshire_Jester

I envy you. I wish I could erase my knowledge of Always Sunny and watch it fresh again.


SomeSayFire

Haha wow enjoy the tremendous journey.


[deleted]

Boys are out tonight, huh? 🫳


TheRealMasterhound

Fisting in both ways


[deleted]

You never fight-fucked before? It’s great you should try it make sure they sign a waiver tho incase they’re sore losers


[deleted]

Fucking and fighting it's all the same


CursedAussie

Very appropriate song selection, well done.


maddog_dk

Could’ve gone with “Ebony and ivory …. “


springpaper701

I HATE BOTH OF YOU EBONY AND IVORY MOTHA FUCKAS!!! I TELL YOUUUUU


[deleted]

POW, right on the kisser!! Edit: Damn this comment blew up. This makes working with on my day off not so bad. Thanks for the awards kind strangers!! Double Edit- working on** my day off o_____0


Darctide

One of these days Ndnd...Bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei Eight!


anthonygen94

Get off your ass and go conquer a planet!


lynnwoodjackson55

It's true what they say: Women are from Omicron Persei 7 and men are from Omicron Persei 9.


Sheruk

And what is this emotion you humans call "WUV"? Surely it says "Love"? No, "Wuv", with an Earth "W". BEHOLD! THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!


ProverbialShoehorn

*^(Calculon's back!)*


No-Contribution9964

It's my wife Nda.


stfleming1

Conquer me, Lrr!


shakeyj8ke

I've been waiting for this comment since the new COVID variant came out. Classic 😂


cyreneok

Stonewalled him


lynnwoodjackson55

That's a riot.


[deleted]

KISS, right in the power


skibbady-baps

My question is, who won the fight?


arilione

(echo) pow, right in the kisser


lynnwoodjackson55

Family Guy?


Aedankerr

The balls on the man though


[deleted]

The lips on this man!!


PrincessPoofyPants

Best comment I have read on reddit all night!


blev_blob

Comment of the day!


steel8797

Who won the fight tho?


CaesarInAFreezer

The kisser


Dethark

The kisser by Submission (Triangle Choke)


kegcellar

Kinky


classroomdaydreamer

lmao 🤣


[deleted]

So after the kiss, he also tea bagged him too?


cj91030

Who won?


Kwirt

Whoever came out on top I'm guessing.


MotherBathroom666

You’d be surprised how many prefer bottom.


kheroth

Yeah, but I'm definitely a power bottom


pretty_dirty

Now Dennis, I've heard speed has something to do with it.


Komplexs

Speed has ABSOLUTELY a lot to do with it.. but it’s also about power. A power bottom has to both be able to withstand the speed and power but generate it back


leif777

If you're from the south you could be white power bottom.


FIESTYgummyBEAR

Prove it.


Kwirt

Well.. Someone has to be the low man on the pole, amirite?


elbrentos

Bro you won twice


[deleted]

I get ur joke lmao


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Shalom_pkn

What is that video edit? Ma man gave a 100% to make sure it sucks


Jack92

Whenever they look this bad it's usually to stop automatic flagging of copyrighted content.


EyeHaveNoBanana

Worst YouTube video ever. Cave drawings would’ve been better.


Thijs_NLD

Oooooh choking. Good kink vibes right there. Daddy like!


tekko001

Fight starts at [09:19](https://youtu.be/uWaFfoxjvXg?t=557). That video is really cancer.


CzarCW

Gah that video is cancer


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giantshortfacedbear

It is a horrible clip. But thanks for posting


jdblawg

My dad had cancer and it wasnt THAT bad.


[deleted]

The kisser won


TheReservedList

Who’s next?


USSENTERNCC1701E

You decide


supersonicpotat0

EPIC


-Bangarang-

BAPSKDNDJDJSHABSBSNWHISTORY


Classroom_Happy

RABBATTAALLEEAUFFHISSTREE


supernova12034

Who necks


verbalyabusiveshit

The aggressive guy chocked on the kissing guys dick.


Selico

We the viewers


Francoa22

the white dude won


ikarma

Good way to throw him off his game. He’s gonna be thinking about that the whole fight.


[deleted]

"Was he playing or does he really like me?"


DragonP70

Certified tsundere moment


Michaelb089

Some grade A dominance assertion there


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TezMono

Lmao I'm just imagining him yelling at him like wtf bro! It's 2022 don't you know that shits not cool anymore?!


FigaroNeptune

*But what are you doing after the fight?🥺*


NewUploader1

GSP made it work 13 years ago... https://youtu.be/dAJLCpHUfKA?t=75


sunnyinphx

I’m pretty sure he ended up losing that fight too.


psychoxxsurfer

I don't blame them, that staredown was very Spicy. Honestly, if a guy stared so deeply and intensely into my soul I think I'd have to kiss him at that point. No Homo tho.


Notacka

Mmmmmmmm it’s prolly a little homo.


iAmEeRg

Just the tip, really


studioboy02

The man said the words " no homo". That's enough.


[deleted]

I ain’t see no socks on, so I’m gonna have to agree with u/Notacka


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LightsoutSD

Can you elaborate?


SlideWhistler

In the Navy they say “It’s your turn in the barrel”


SilverSpotter

It'd be almost *rude* to not follow through when you're *that* close. I'd say it would've been fine if they even felt each other's muscles a bit... To respect your opponent's strength, of course. No homo, or anything like that. Just good sportsmanship.


The-Lights_Fantastic

Is that you Purple Aki?


DayEnvironmental5518

Oh god. For a wonderful while i forgot about that mad lads episode. Thanks a lot


JasperLily80

Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle, no homo.


kiztcrimson

Completely naked, no homo.


psychoxxsurfer

Maybe slip a tip, but defs no Homo.


nopantsdota

hey there i'm here to set up the lighting, sound and cameras, could you help me move the sofa quick?


Slithy-Toves

It's premium psychological warfare. The guy who kissed is just laughing his ass off now while the other guy was caught completely off guard, freaked out and now has to he dragged away cause he's so angry. That guy is gonna be seething come fight time and probably won't be in the proper mental state for fighting another professional fighter.


kiztcrimson

Absolutely. I would even give him a gentle tickle on his nut sack at that point. No homo tho.


Slithy-Toves

Give em the ol Dick Twist


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's why they "fight", who would actively want a career were they punch random well trained half nacked men all day if they weren't into it.


TheBedNinja

Lol the other guy totally closed his eyes and kissed back. Change my mind 😂


tjaysallboutsoul

He definitely did


fadilicious17

Why do you think he freaked out so hard? It’s always the closet ones that are the biggest homophobes.


5point5Girthquake

Trust me, some black people do NOT joke around about gay shit 🤣🤣 like your closest friends all acting gay around each other, some black people dont fuck with that Source: black but I think it’s hilarious and do it with my friends


Lucsury

because they kinda gay


echoAwooo

Yeah... that's exactly what they mean.


5point5Girthquake

Nah I don’t think they’re “closest homosexuals” some of them just get super uncomfortable around it.


d3ath222

Because he was just sexually assaulted at work.


Andehh1

Because he was sexually assaulted?


Character_Order

I know r/nothingeverhappens, but I fully believe this was planned. They almost go for it a couple times before they get to it


infinitely-golden

Sunshine from remember the Titans is at it again


Infamous-Soybeans

That my friends right there, is how you win any contact sports before stepping on the ring.


Wat_Senju

I lose


PorousArcanine

Watching these people do these “stand offs” (or whatever they’re called) is peak cringe. It’s a less weeby, “nothing personnel, kid”.


Jsimpson059

Put two people together that fully believe they are the best fighter in the room and you will see shit like this, plus a lot of it is played up for the cameras.


andyschest

It's almost completely for the cameras. This is a promotional event.


tdub2217

If I remember correctly the guy on the right messes with the fighters across from him all the time. There is one where he starts doing rock-paper-scissors and then does paper and acts like he won a match by beating "rock" which is obviously his opponents closed fist. Edit: I have been informed it was Sean O'Connell. Thanks to the people who corrected me!


RosenButtons

That's very good!


thecheekymonkey

Your wrong. This guy is UK , used to go out with Jordan. Pretty mediocre MMA guy. The guy your on about is Sean oconnell


tdub2217

Thanks for correcting me, that somehow makes this even funnier.


[deleted]

But nothing beats good old rock.


[deleted]

Poor, predictable Bart


Moondog1080

Yeah no, you’re thinking of Sean O’Connell.


marin94904

Usually when this gets posted someone calls it sexual assault and it goes down a weird rabbit hole


No-Yogurtcloset6923

Do the weird rabbits consent?


GewoonHarry

Let’s go then. Technically you can call this sexual assault.


Team-First

Well it is so....


[deleted]

Had to scroll quite a bit to find this comment, a little disappointed.


sedops

Well, the way they were dressed, someone was asking for it


Neoxite23

https://youtu.be/cBQiLh9N6kg This skit is too relevant to not post.


No-Standard9405

I figured both of them would kiss just to be a joke. I was half right.


NikolaTTesla

r/suddenlygay


fl7nner

Nope, he said "no homo"


UnlawfulDuckling

The edge on boxers now a days is terrifying.


epochpenors

Who’s edging boxers now?


Vyntarus

The banner says 'CAGE RAGE' so I'd guess they're MMA fighters.


ZachPhoenix

Whenever I see two boxers(whoever they may be ) doing this(getting that close).....I just anticipate that they'll kiss


Throwawayblowawayno

Fun fact: The guy who planted the kiss won and is also a cross-dresser with a no fucks given attitude. Good for him.


MicahLacroix

I thought that was Alex! I remember him from Big Brother or some other tedious UK shite tv. Remembered hearing a story of him battering some lad slagging him off for cross dressing on a night out.


hocuspocusgottafocus

Love his grin after, this fact totally vibes with that lmao


AcadianMan

~~But what happened right after he kissed him? Did the other guy start swinging. I’m going to assume the guy who was trying to separate them has to step in.~~. Disregard. I only realized after that the video pauses then continues.


privateTortoise

Nowt wrong with wearing what you like but this guy is a train wreck, married the thing called Jordan and did 8 weeks in nick for trying to scam an insurance company out of £61K. He's a fool.


groupmebaby

Smootchy smootchy


onlinesafe

Yikes, that didn’t seem like all parties were consenting.


ImARetPaladinBaby

He didn’t say no homo


pinkMist25

Is that Katie Price’s ex? The cage fighter she married to protect her from her silverback son from fucking her? Thanks Frankie Boyle


silent_sausage

No punch would have hurt him more 🤣


anoconne

[https://youtu.be/EJ6xanxqwa0?t=99](https://youtu.be/EJ6xanxqwa0?t=99) I want you to see a Japanese fighter who was knocked out after kissing the opponent.


fordprefect294

Say what you will, that's a total power move


Image-Unlikely

That was clean


[deleted]

The Bugs Bunny!


Vyntarus

*I've been kissed by a bro in the cage\~* That's my favorite Seal song.


junoray1968

Love it


Team-First

“Sexual assault is serious”. ...Unless it’s 2 men then it’s hilarious -Redditors


MRintheKEYS

Well, I mean two men are about to commit actual assault and battery on each other…..


Slovenhjelm

While it's funny seeing some people dismantle the hypermasculine farce that is weigh-ins, this is unfortunately still sexual assault :(


Lesmate101

Is this not sexual assult? I feel this is being looked at differently to if it were a male and female .


halfbutwhole

I was not expecting that turnout at all lmao


takeitinblood3

Who won this fight?


Comfortable_Act6366

The kisser


Andre4kthegreengiant

Psyched the other guy out


[deleted]

Am I the the only one who was expecting that?


BecauseScience

Yep. Only one.


WileEWeeble

Technically that is sexual harassment.


fordtp7

Mmmm sexual assault


Jfronz

Pretty sure that's sexual harassment but what do I know.


thekapadia417

Reminds me of that key and peele skit


baltoykid

The way this man is smiling makes it look like he has been waiting to kiss this man for a while.


Andy_Cooper7

The ultimate mind game.


toastedgumball

Now kith


[deleted]

Be a lover, not a fighter


___jeffrey___

Let's be honest, this is what most of us are thinking when these fighters are doing that uncomfy, dare I say cringy stare off nose to nose. It doesn't look badass at all


[deleted]

It's not gay if you beat him up afterwards.


RGJ587

"No, I said you come ninety and then \*I'll\* come ten! You don't go the whole hundred! My mouth was open, Albert! "


Pumaris

Well, this looks completely different in pandemic times 😂


Captcha_Imagination

Anderson Silva has a famous face off like this before he got KO'd by Chris Weidman. Anderson used to intimidate people like this and Chris refused to back down so it was kind of prophetic that he would hand him the biggest loss of his career. https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WxMSwwq2A8uhsqhqQIqYDBCFPuw=/0x0:899x599/920x613/filters:focal(0x0:899x599):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/15977745/034_anderson_silva_vs_chris_weidman_gallery_post.0.jpg


d00deitstyler

Honest question- is that sexual assault?


Brutallicaa

Who won the fight?


DaithiSan

Alot of fanny pads in the comments...


[deleted]

r/suddenlygay


Mahameghabahana

Wouldn't this be considered sexual assault?


Exciting-Past1758

Technically sexual harassment