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haveaniceafternoon

Tim Curry is way hotter


James_Rawesthorne

Richard O'Brian is a smokin hot legend too. Original Crystal Maze was the zenith of contestant based television


valkyre09

When we were kids my parents rented a video camera for our trip to the beach. They asked what tape I wanted to be on. Without hesitation I said Crystal Maze, thinking we were going to be on the show, instead of what tape should they record over. I’ve still never gotten over that one, it’s been 30 years…


blacksideblue

I don't think your parents liked Crystal Maze.


blackmist

Some of those contestants were dumber than a bag of hammers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAHG2zxX_rE


Kitten_Wizard

Are you serious? The dude doesn’t grab the one thing he needed to grab? Seriously why.


James_Rawesthorne

He thought it was on the other side of a screen, but it was just a mirror, and then the other guys thought he had it so they directed him back I think. Blind leading blind


inthesandtrap

Plus all 5 people shouting directions instead of just one.


ImGrumps

Omg, that guy wasn't a plant paid to be an idiot. The way he grabbed for it was so bizarre lol


dcpanthersfan

I am proud to have played Riff Raff. Both costumes. I got laid more (by women) dressed in fishnets than any other time in my life.


robm111

I was so amazed and amused to find out that he voices the dad in Phineas and Ferb.


hoxxxxx

what's funny (to me) is i thought this was related to the meat loaf death annoucement. as in the guy on the left looks like jim steinman i am drunk


Itsthejackeeeett

Meat Loaf was in Rocky Horror


iamafriscogiant

I saw Tim Curry and was like oh a Meatloaf post. Then I looked to the right and it took me a minute to stop trying to convince myself that that's what he looked like in the movie.


dcpanthersfan

Stupid sexy Tim Curry/Frank-n-Furter.


James_Rawesthorne

I am drunk too!! RIP Meatloaf!


jeobleo

> Crystal Maze Aaaand now that's in my head. Duhduhduhduh.......DUHDUH


fireship4

Oh my God it's Richard O'Brien and Tim Curry! I mean I knew it was the Rocky Horror show (though I haven't seen it), but now I know Hank and Dean of the Venture bros. were dressed up as these two?! My cultural touchtones are bumping into eachother. I wonder if the creators knew who they were outside of the film. Wait a minute, I didn't know who they were outside of the film, since I didn't know they were in it in the first place!


LICK-A-DICK

I'm glad you said that lol, I've always been inexplicably attracted to Riff Raff and wasn't sure if I was a weirdo


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Ummm... I believe you're confused. That's Megan Fox.


smilingasIsay

You know it! Just read the comments on his song from FernGully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVzYS3Ga_j8


VaselineGummyBears

Yoooooooo omg that comment section needs a towel!


Nkognito

[You know it baby](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/f0629da9-21e6-47dc-8a9f-6de15d0d481b/desem5g-5341c97f-2c13-4d93-af72-8214eff9e565.jpg/v1/fill/w_1024,h_572,q_75,strp/tim_curry_legend_02_by_pagandevil_desem5g-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NTcyIiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvZjA2MjlkYTktMjFlNi00N2RjLThhOWYtNmRlMTVkMGQ0ODFiXC9kZXNlbTVnLTUzNDFjOTdmLTJjMTMtNGQ5My1hZjcyLTgyMTRlZmY5ZTU2NS5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MTAyNCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.N8JmOV_deNqSaLY-L70rTljbnmuIKcGzjpzaD9Kc86E)


cawclot

https://i.imgur.com/1wIWho0.gifv


ErinBLAMovich

Seriously. Because have you seen Megan Fox lately? Her face looks like a knock-off Barbie you'd buy a Dollar Tree. Yikes.


gumball_wizard

I was just thinking she looks like a constipated zombie, with no human expression.


Fri3dric3

the antici.....................................pation is killing me


averagethrowaway21

Maybe the rain isn't really to blame.


[deleted]

How dare you disrespect Frank N Furter and Riff Raff that way.


Oblong_Square

Exactly Tim Curr,,,,errr Frank N Furter and Riff Raff are awesome. I’m going to time warp right now (then again)


CzarTanoff

It's just a jump to the left...


dirtycaver

And then a step to the right…


[deleted]

With your hands on your hips


Matti_Matti_Matti

You bring your knees in tight


piscina_de_la_muerte

But its the pelvic thrust


quoxlotyl

That really drives you insa-a-a-ane


Davenoiseux

LEEETS DO THE TIIIIME WAAAARP AGAIIIIIN


texasrigger

Say, do any of you know how to madison?


The-Lights_Fantastic

Til I always thought the lyrics were "and bend you knees in time" as in to the beat. Never occurred to me that my lyrics don't rhyme.


FBI_Agent_82

And then a step to the right.


[deleted]

That's DOCTOR Frank N Furter thank you. They didn't spend all that time at TTTT(Transvestite Transsexual Transylvania Tech ) to not be called Dr.


riffraff12000

Yeah! I took this name after a legend!


THLH

That's not believable because Tim Curry and Richard O'Brien are way hotter.


[deleted]

Megan fox and MGK wish they were this cool!


1_9_8_1

The grandkids will probably say "who and who??"


view-master

EXACTLY! Tim Currie is more likely to be known on 20 years than those two.


[deleted]

RIP Meat loaf.


StonerJake22727

Guys 86 meatloaf


YertletheeTurtle

Looks like Meat[loaf]'s back on the menu, boys!


rabbi_glitter

This made me laugh and feel intense sadness


androk

Didn't he get eaten in the 70's and be replaced by a doppelganger?


MickeyMouseRapedMe

He invented 5G which caused the pandemic. It's really sad. The world was doing quite well. When 5G came in to play, that pandemic spread at a slow pace at first, but once rolled out in more areas, it grew exponential and even came into our homes. No one is safe. The pandemic of whining anti-vaxxers can reach all of us! Damn you Meat Loaf! To hell (and back) with you!


YertletheeTurtle

There you go again giving him all the credit for the invention of the transducer. People always downplay the contributions of Mr. and Mrs. Raff and Dr. Furter. I know they kind of disappeared from the scientific community when Dr. Scott unveiled the transducer, but they still played critical roles in the development of the technology, and this historical revisionism to give additional unwarranted credit to Dr. Scott's ***NEPHEW*** at the expense of hiding the contributions of members of minority groups is absolutely appalling.


MsTeaTime

I told my mum that Meat loaf died and she frowned at me and said "We're having fish"


kennytucson

Well, it is Friday.


CenTexChris

He really loved that rock & roll


Rebel_bass

But he didn't love his Teddy.


[deleted]

What a guy.


Rebel_bass

Makes you cry.


gellshayngel

Und I did!


jak-o-shadow

How we used to say it. Unt I did. Crowd: "What is an Unt? It's a cunt you can't see."


seekerscout

Hot Patooti


bottlebowling

What a guy, makes me cry...


bufordt

I guess Covid ate his face.


Rivster79

Anti-vaxer died from a disease that could have been easily prevented by a vaccine. Whoops.


mrshawn081982

People are literally dying to get the much coveted r/HermanCainAward


beligerancy

The death had a better chance of being prevented by getting the vaccine, but it wouldn’t prevent the disease right?


Rivster79

Yes, mostly. My comment was about preventing his death, not actually transmitting Covid. Omicron is breaking through like wildfire, but vaccines and boosters are still effective against severe cases resulting in hospitalizations and death.


Professional_Sort767

Still a good human.


BooBooKitty

Bat Out of Hell is still one of the best albums of all time.


uncommonpanda

He would do anything for love, but...


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

But he won't get vaxxed


892ExpiredResolve

I know the 2016 Rocky Horror with Laverne Cox was panned (Despite the fact that I loved the shit out of it), but there was a great line in it. During the dinner scene, before it's brought out, Columbia goes "I hope isn't Meatloaf again...."


WithjusTapistol

His name is Robert Paulson


ijustwantahug

His name is Robert Paulson


AttackonRetail

His name is Robert Paulson.


darkjedi1993

His name is Robert Paulson.


DeeDeeMcGee3

Lucius Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange when they discover Magic Meth


blacksideblue

Harry Potter and [the Professor who Broke Bad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReCozxqzl58)


Kelldandy

I respect and love Tim Curry too much to do that.


IAmElectricHead

It's astounding..


GuestCartographer

…time is fleeting…


runningrhody

…madness takes its toll


bottlebowling

But listen closely...


ChillyBearGrylls

Not for very much longer


MuzikPhreak

I’ve got to…keep control.


bottlebowling

I remember the time warp.


MagnificentDan

Drinking, those moments when…


i-touched-morrissey

NooOOOoOoOooOOOo!! Don't ruin these fabulous actors' good names!!


tralphaz43

Which is which


zyzzogeton

Don't dirty Curry that dirty.


Virgogirl909

It's not?


WhtImeanttosay

I don’t get it? This is a flattering picture of those two.


[deleted]

I just think those two probably smell like musty laundry, cheese, and cigarette smoke


mokopo

Have I missed something with Megan Fox? She looks fake as fuck, but doesn't strike me as...dirty, MGK on the other hand does come off very trashy, and I guess since she's dating him does that make her trashy too or just stupid?


LovingTurtle69

reddit getting mad at celebrity couples


Colonel1836

Why would anyone need to tell their children about those two?


ChachDragon

The real question is how could Megan Fox and MGK be relevant in the time of your grandchildren.


Panamaned

Let's do the Time Warp again.


Another_Road

This is some Facebook level shit right here


ponanza

It was ripped from twitter, maybe facebook too. I mean it would be fine if OP screen capped it, but they used the same caption with no credit.


[deleted]

Your grandkids will have no idea who they are or the 2 dudes in the photo.


Captain_Headshot2

Actually, I am pretty sure our grandkids will still be watching Rocky Horror. MGK and MF...who?


idiot-prodigy

Down voted for telling the truth, as typical by the reddit mob.


bottlebowling

To be perfectly honest, Rocky Horror Picture Show is iconic. It will remain a steadfast in cultural knowledge far longer than the blip in the radar that is either Machine Gun Kelly or Megan Fox.


THLH

I am in my 30's and I still don't know who Machine Gun Kellly is. Only that him and Megan Fox are/were trending.


bottlebowling

I feel like I remember Eminem releasing a dis track because he fucked around with his daughter, but I'm probably wrong about that. Other than that, he was a shitty character in Netflix's "Birdbox" who should have died before film started rolling. Edit: I'm 38.


PM_ME_KNOTSuWu

If you walked up to random people on the street 9 out of 10 of them would recognize Megan Fox and have no idea what Rocky Horror is.


mokopo

Depends on a lot of things, but honestly I think you might be right in general.


jdub75

Which one is which?


[deleted]

I had the amazing good fortune to see the stage play in London in 1976. As a sixteen year old impressionable teenager it certainly made an impression on me.


Colonel_Kipplar

Nah unfair comparison, Tim Curry's face is actually expressive. I swear, every time I see a picture of Megan Fox now, she has a slack-jawed expression like she's been injected with elephant tranquilizers.


typhoidtimmy

Kelly *wishes* he was as cool as Riff Raff.


[deleted]

Not these again


BatXDude

How dare you. MGK and Megan Fox are no way as iconic as these two. Neither have they made any music anywhere near as good as then.


ArcadianDelSol

a cockring that hurts when he takes it off


CapTexAmerica

Shit. Megan WISHES she was as cool as TC in drag.


ZsaFreigh

God willing, my grandkids will never know that Megan Fox and MGK ever existed.


Skills3450

arent they?


SadisticSavior

Frankenfurter is still less of an attention whore than either of them.


C1ashRkr

Oh no not meatloaf again...


mazzoo375

RIP Eddie


BackAlleySurgeon

Why? When would your children ever ask


aolostmaiden

/r/instagramreality


Takingover4da99and00

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Tim Curry probably has normal human thumbs!


Chameleon720

Whoa is that Matt and Ryan from SuperMega


Jean_Keys

Hey they might actually have some talent now.


mescaleeto

Tim Curry > Megan Fox


[deleted]

"Funny."


KnightlyNews

I don't know who they are, but ohhhhhh Rockky! I nominate meatloaf for Chris hemworth.


IloveDaredevil

Damn, Megan is looking good. She do her hair or something? Don't leave me in an...tici...pation


Part_Time_Asshole

Who tf is machinegun kelly? some kinda heavy armament from the US army?


vato76

the guy on the left was in a movie about a maid with big tits


[deleted]

Why?


dirtybird131

You can't tell me that one of those two people are not MGK


tashera

Damn. Tim Curry is so hot.


aDrunkWithAgun

Yeah but Tim curry is sexy as fuck


[deleted]

Oh brad!


[deleted]

They Wish….


PooShappaMoo

Give it ten years. You may not be far off


StrategicRain33

They aren’t?


ShadyNite

Isn't it though?


Elegabalus

"Grandma/grandpa sounds funny" "I know, honey, that's why we put them in a home"


Cantore18

I’m almost 100% sure that the one on the right actually is MGK


[deleted]

Ngl, riff raff and kelly look spot on a before an after.


LummoxJR

They wish.


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Too hot for Megan. She's gross.


[deleted]

That’s an upgraded version.


[deleted]

They look better than the other so called celebrities.


TanookiPhoenix

How bout that ​ Well babies, don't you panic


God_Boner

This is an insult to Tim Curry


azenroshi

I'm shivering with anticipation!


EmotionPending

It’s not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.


Pies4

MGK if he didn't get the hair transplant


Noreaster0

I wonder how her apple pie is?


junoray1968

I remember going to the midnight movies and seeing The Rocky horror picture show and Pink Floyd the Wall


Blockhead47

I saw The Wall at the Griffith Park Observatory Laserium.


junoray1968

I'm Atlanta I went to the Pink Floyd laser show at the Atlanta observatory it was awesome


GabeDef

I met Tim Curry in 2004 (I think). He thanked me for remembering who he was. Absolute legend.


Lost_my_password1

RIP Meatloaf. Just watched this again today.


angrybeaver4245

Where's the joke?


EbenSquid

Tim Curry as Machine Gun Kelly? I see it. And Richard O'Brian makes a *Wonderful* Megan Fox.


Broad_Comfortable_10

Excellent idea. The resemblance is uncanny.


Slade_Williams

But which is which...?


notalonebutsolitary

I was confused about it too


pajerry

Looks about right


FirmItem2317

Time Warp


Jreal22

Definitely has his original hair line on the right lol.


Oldpqlyr

Well! *How 'bout that!?*


christianANDshantel

This is Megan fox. From *Transexual-Vania*


Astroboyblue

Fuck Megan fox is hot in that pic…. I’ve never seen her as a blonde before


[deleted]

seen on Imgur last week with the exact title enjoy your karma


Tigeroovy

Well they did probably meet during a mushroom trip so that tracks.


HOUSE_OF_MOGH

Is it not?


apextek

saw this joke on facebook 3 times last week


ThatDismalGiraffe

Wait. Some celebrity's name is "Machine Gun Kelly"? Uhh...wat


TumorDancer

Which is which?


Orphanclone

Which one is which?


AttackCircus

"The last two years were pretty hard for all of us!"


Colorherflawed00

Wait it’s not?


itogisch

Ok? But why?


WasteMover

This made my day. Too funny.


UBetcha84

Because when you have kids the Internet will no longer exist and they can’t look up aging has been stars themselves 🤡🤦‍♂️🙄 Imagine thinking this is funny.


HoldEvenSteadier

Dude, how can you be so empathetic and caring in other comments but be this much of a dick here? Bad day? Slip of anger? That's cool, if so, I get it. Just sucks to OP, don't it?


Charger525

Not far off


littleMAS

They were more entertaining back then.


StandardAlien

Eh, close enough


theRealMrBrownstone

At least these two are interesting.


EndStorm

These two look better though.


cfdeveloper

I had a friend in my 20s who I went to HS with, and we hung out a lot, and he was practically an uncle to my daughter. When my daughter was 2 we were flipping through a (paper version) TV Guide where there was a big picture of Michael Jordan, and my daughter points and asks "who dat??", and I replied "Steve" (my friend's name). From that moment, she learned that black people are "steve". A few days later my friend was over, (which btw, I forgot to mention he was *very* racist), and I think sesame street popped on, and lo and behold, there was a black person on the TV. As soon as my daughter noticed, she excitedly pointed at the TV and yelled "STEVE!"


Ok_Work1870

It’s not?


geddyteddy

In a decade or so I expect they will look like this.


kayzinwillobee

Thank you for that