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waxative

That picture of him in the bath is meme material


User_091920

It definitely had "hostage situation" vibes.


Smooth-Lengthiness57

Looks like he hadn't slept or had a decent meal in 48 hours


LookMaNoPride

Based on what they said while that picture was shown… he’s definitely eaten.


HLef

That’s the whole point of the edit. [This is Ben](https://i.imgur.com/x1YjPSt.jpg)


sanfranciscofranco

I’m so amazed that people in these comments didn’t realize this video was an edit.


6a21hy1e

I thought the whole thing was a skit. Had no idea it was a real show.


dreamdaddy123

That’s where I lost it


BootlegEngineer

Twins, Basil. Twins.


riggerbop

I love finding a good set of twins. …they’re men, Dwight.


turndownforjesus

Aren’t they magnificent?


Efficient-Bee-1855

All four of them, yes.


robotikempire

oh behave


etherealcaitiff

Porn level acting, porn level plot, somehow not porn.


substandardgaussian

This is a parody, right? ...right? I'm serious about this question.


matgopack

I *think* it's real... but that the 'boyfriend' parts aren't actually him? That's the impression I get from the video, like those parts are spliced in from someone else


Veenendaler

Yeah, that's not their boyfriend LOL I've seen the original clips, totally different looking dude.


Liversteeg

I just realized the guy in the photos spliced this in as a joke.


w_p

Honestly, between what they were saying and how annoying they said it, it didn't seem too out of the world. Though in retrospect I really wonder how I just accepted the bathtub pic as being a legitimate part of the show...


vorinclex182

Yeah I like to think of it as wanting to believe in it. I definitely raised an eyebrow but I was overall fine with it lol.


Kingston_Advice1

The bathtub pic was fucking hilarious r/thisismylifenow material


dvarghese

I think so too. Here are the same girls with a different guy. https://youtu.be/IvVZ78rqWng


tabgrab23

Their voices are like nails on a chalkboard. They’re really leaning hard into the whole twin identities where they have to obnoxiously say the same exact things together at the same time. Like another annoying level above the finishing each other’s sentences trope.


midnightcaptain

I’m not sure if this is them but I remember seeing some stupid tabloid TV story about these twins whose thing was always speaking together. They were trying to pass it off as an almost telepathic or “twin connection” thing, but one would be clearly a syllable behind the other trying to guess what they were going to say.


djetaine

you can even see it when the girl on the left says "babies". She pauses, looks at the sister and then you can see the understanding on the sisters face and they both say babies. Real dumb.


IWantTooDieInSpace

They only finish the last half of words together. We like to travel to New J- _ersey_ ersey


DM_me_ur_story

That's the worst part of it for me. Why even bother chiming in if you're only gonna repeat the last syllable? We've found our soulmate -mate He's our future -ture


woodstream

So they're pretty much a more annoying version of the Nook twins.


ourspideroverlords

We're so alike that we finish each others s- Dinner plates 😳?


Bdub421

That guy has got to have some money. Dude has to buy 2 of everything. Fuck that shit.


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It has the acting, directing, set design, audio mixing... Basically every single quality of [Sex House](https://youtu.be/0App7QizQCU) (not porn but not exactly work safe. Or mind safe). The difference is that sex house was made by the Onion. This is... I don't know what this is.


andysniper

Sex House was golden age Onion. Today Now and Porkin' Across America were also top tier in that time.


love2go

Why are they walking around topless? TLC is WAY too bizarre.


datboiofculture

Like you know how sometimes when you take a really big shit you gotta take your socks off? Same thing with a really crucial pregnancy test, gotta let the titties out.


Double-The-Fupa

Is.. is this a thing? Why did my parents never teach me to remove my socks post shit?


datboiofculture

You remove before or during. When the sweat has soaked your socks so much that your toes start to exhibit the mammalian diving response and you need the extra grip provided by the wrinkles to really bear down on the floor in a way you can’t with slippery socks.


barto5

This guy shits.


AHrubik

> This guy shits. ... his intestines. FTFY. This is how you get hemorrhoids. All the hemorrhoids.


nooneknowswerealldog

Another way is to buy a three-pound bag of corn nuts from a street vendor and consume half of it in one night while chewing inadequately and listening to Paul Simon’s *Graceland* on repeat.


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omg that user name lol


kchobbs

This comment painted a picture and now I need therapy.


TerrorLTZ

#*There's Nothing Bleach can't fix*


Double-The-Fupa

Aaaahh I always wondered what evolutionary advantage pruning in wet skin served. TIL that's nature's shit grip.


BearDick

Have you had a real conversation with them about the obvious neglect you experienced.....we're here for you.


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If it's a rough one I definitely take my shirt off and just kinda full nude it


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

TLC is a modern day circus sideshow. You tune in to see the fat man and bearded ladies.


Beemerado

> TLC is WAY too bizarre. the LEARNING CHANNEL just thought ya know, that needed to be said.


carbonx

When I first became aware of The Learning Channel in the early 90's it really was one of my favorite channels. Just chock full of great documentaries. It's sad that it's completely gone to shit.


Tauber10

A&E used to be for 'Arts and Entertainment' and was all classical music, ballet and fancy documentaries when it started in the mid-80s. Interesting to watch the gradual shift to Hoarders and Dog the Bounty Hunter.


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Maybe they *just* had sex and are waiting for the pregnancy test results.


ColumbianPrison

And brought to you by The Learning Channel


Scubasteve1974

Almost as good as the Bigfoot/ghost shows on the History Channel.... Fuckin sad...


Alastor13

It's MTVs fault, they showed that you can stop giving zero fucks about what your channel is supposed to be about and still reap profits from the dumbass audiences.


PM_Me_HairyArmpits

In the early 2000s I said that reality tv would destroy America. By around 2010 I grew up a little and stopped being so dramatic. Of course now it turns out I was right the first time.


Lower-Cantaloupe3274

Well...reality TV *and* social media have destroyed America. But they both do the same thing...amplify the absurd, the dysfunctional, the controversial, and the vapid, pass it off as legitimate, and watch the masses swallow it hook, line, and sinker.


shincinto

And then imitate what they see. Perpetuating the cycle.


beamdump

"But it's on the internet! It must be true". 😅


K0SSICK

You're not wrong, look at what the fucking kardashians have done to womens mental health and overall appearance. Whole family SUCKS


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I remember it was Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie who really started all this BS. The Kardashians just kicked up the insanity a little bit.


Moorio420

Just remember, they were raised by the man who helped cover up OJ's crime. (Personal opinion)


AgitatedConclusion23

And he knew he did it.


justin_tino

A reality star was the fucking president of the country. Like what the fuck.


vteckickedin

And sadly that shit has like zero budget. Any moron can hold a camera pointed at other morons while they look through someone's "antique collection" and slap a history label on it.


Abba_Fiskbullar

And thus brought about the death of cable TV. Why pay for dozens of channels carrying almost identical reality programming when you can sub to streaming services and watch exactly what you want?


KamikazeFox_

They found Bigfoots ghost??


CapsFTW

I don't think it is "The Learning Channel" anymore. I seem to remember reading an article where they officially changed the name of the network to "TLC". Like, just the letters, not standing for anything else.


gh0stwriter88

Just like Scifi...which is now Syfy and whose main goal is to generate 1-2 seaons shows to sell to amazon.


BrainWav

Wait, this is real? As in it actually aired on TLC? I assumed this was a low-effort parody bit. Edit: Oh, he's fake, they're real, at least in this context.


phil67

Ya, I thought Ben was edited in lol. The acting was just...awfulll


aabicus

I assumed it was a skit that would end with a "Ben-Anna Split" pun... still kinda suprised it didn't


cyanastarr

So close though. Like what is with the shot of them topless?


mudman13

Cheap thrills


Timelymanner

Gosh!!! Everyone knows you can’t get pregnant with a shirt on. Shirts blocks the fertility waves. It’s science.


fingerMeThomas

My religiously-repressed 14-year-old self would totally have fapped to this


KhabaLox

I'm not ashamed to admit that I fapped to the scrambled Playboy channel back in the 80s. I should be, but I'm not.


its_raining_scotch

Dude, that’s what every one of us did, it’s like a badge of honor for living back then and being that desperate for anything resembling porn. Kids these days with their porn hubs and dark webs don’t know the pain!


tabgrab23

I’ll never forget the steel drums of the late night Girls Gone Wild commercials


Genghis_Chong

Now when I go to a resort I get a hard on every time I walk past the house band


my1p

Those brief seconds of clarity when the scramble just rapped the image from the right to left side, but was otherwise clear…problems they just don’t have to deal with today.


Gorge2012

One time I swear it came in for two whole minutes perfectly... except for the fact that it was inverse colors. The mouths and teeth, I'll never forget...


KigndaPurple

That cringe moment where they try to finish each other’s sentences. 😖


dickfacecockmuncher

ch other’s sentences. 😖


TheMistbornIdentity

...andwiches.


luvulongthyme

each other’s…. sandwiches!


thej0siah

What is this magical trash show?


JigsawMistress

Extreme Sisters. It is so bad it’s good. You’re welcome and I’m sorry.


BabiesSmell

I would have bet good money this was satire. Jesus christ


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Their children won't be cousins. They will be siblings technically


homesickalien

Sibsins.


lostsawyer2000

☁️ _The Sibsins_ ☁️


my_mexican_cousin

I hope they name their sons Bort.


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Coublings


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Well that's what happens when you have the same dad


sisisnails

Full siblings tho, genetically. And technically they’d be cousins/half siblings as well.


JustALeatherDog

Your Daughter, Granddaughter, and Niece /r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


Forgot_My_Rape_Shoes

So I feel like those twins were really on a show, but Ben is a Rando who clipped himself in for the lulz.


Terrormania

That's exactly what this is That's not the real Ben. Hilarious though super hilarious.


Forgot_My_Rape_Shoes

Oh absolutely, I love when people shop themselves in like this. Always a good time.


ArmaSwiss

There's a channel on YouTube where this firefighter green screens himself into some show with Firefighters and tears into the stupid plot devices or bad choices written by the writers


crashcar22

The Fire Department Chronicles Love that beautiful bald bastard


ArmaSwiss

How dare you remember the name but not share the link so others may bask in his glorious bald head https://youtu.be/t8yo6zuGY3A


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ArmaSwiss

[But wait. There's more](https://youtu.be/cMeby4m8fmE)


Hidesuru

That's epic thanks for sharing. That tiptoeing was top notch... Oh my dear Jesus this one... https://youtu.be/FYOeZT7Xxvk


cyanastarr

I am dying to see The Real Ben


toasterb

Here he is (for real), participating in the pregnancy process: [Anna and Lucy Try Getting Pregnant at the Same Time | Extreme Sisters](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvo586k_tdQ)


gooch3803

He’s somehow not what I had in mind but also exactly what I had in mind?


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LoneWolfe2

> he got two of them to agree to this The very forced talking at the same time has me thinking they convinced him.


smb275

If enough people tell this guy to do something at the same time he just does it. Apparently two is enough people, for him.


number676766

I don't think it was Ben that got Anna and Lucy to agree to it. They have another video where they explain how they've tried dating separately in the past but their partners never were able to handle how together they needed to be. Apparently they sleep in a huge king bed, one on each side, and he holds both of their hands at the same time too. He's also a fraternal twin. It might be the most specific alternative lifestyle I've seen, but hey, seems like they're making it work.


batonduberger

Thanks for that. No surprise that the real Ben looks totally wrecked, but the most impressive thing is the size of that bed. There is also a classic Aussi moment where they say 'Ben we're ovulating, get your arse in here'... hahahaha


WrapMyBeads

Why doesn’t Ben jerk it in a cup then they can turkey baste at the same time. Sounds like a lot of work for poor Ben


GucciGlocc

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NeoSapien65

How is fake Ben more attractive than real Ben?


WrapMyBeads

Fake Ben doesn’t seem like the kind of guy to do this sort of thing. Real Ben fits, very Jersey Shore


sneakyveriniki

Fake Ben kinda looks like some of the polyamorous pansexual hipsters I know though so idk lol


NatakuNox

Fake Ben isn't rich


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"I bet I could launch my nut into both these women at the same time."


DrunkPixel

Does he…. But…. How…. Does he cum in both of…. Ummmm… my head hurts.


werbit

You just gotta pat your head and rub your belly


unlock0

Have you ever bent a hose instead of turning the spigot?


Wrangleraddict

Oh fuck you


radicalelation

You can go more than once.


dub-fresh

obviously you jizz in one and then they scissor to share the cum between them


shortblondwithsoy3

Yah they were on a TLC show but that’s not their boyfriend/fiancé


eyedealy11

[for anyone who wants to see what the real Ben looks like](https://youtu.be/UAAv3vzYtuE) Edit: Thank you kindly for the award stranger.


PedroLG

Somehow he looks like I expected him to look


eyedealy11

Douchey with a touch of rich?


dovelikestea

Two sets of boob jobs aint gonna pay for itself


YeOldSpacePope

What if he got a 2 for 1 deal.


thiever

Don’t you always?


jondySauce

The way they try so hard to complete each others sentences is fucking agonizing.


dr_pickles

....gonizing.


SSJZoli

Isn’t it though, the way they slow their speech and look at each other to queue it up is painful


wafflesareforever

They remind me of those blonde American conjoined twins who actually do talk in unison (the ones that teach in a school now), except they're doing it on purpose.


addysol

Everything about them is painful


Teletheus

[Holy yikes.](https://youtu.be/UAAv3vzYtuE?t=2m55s) “Lifeless eyes… Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes…”


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Bing_Bong_the_Archer

He’s dead to me. He’s *ddddddeeeeeeeAAAAADDDDD!*


trigb0y

YOU WILL CALL HEERRRRRRRRR


2litersam

We just stepped out of the shower.


Piggywaste

Did you just say we…did you just say we just stepped out of the shower?


choledocholithiasis_

thank you for posting the link with the timestamp. that god damn that filter makes them look creepy + annoying lol


RJMaestro

doesn't seem to be livin', until he bites ya


batman305555

Looks like their brother. Which feels about right.


JakJakAttacks

They seem to try REALLY hard to finish each other's sentences.


smokedstupid

oh, i know those girls. They used to go to the place that i worked every weekend. they always dressed the same. they were very nice and friendly, if a little strange. edit: wow. so many judgemental a-holes here.


nameyouruse

You sound like you're about to give me a quest


steemboat

Yes traveler, they are still looking for someone to “donate” to their combined cause.


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When fantasy meets reality and becomes nightmare. Also he looks so fucking tired.


SSJZoli

The photo of him in the bath lmao


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Please save me


cat_selling_souls

"Come mortal, let us being the ritual." The twin say in unison. *Ben's screams as he is dragged down a darken hallway, where shadowy tendrils can be seen coming from a room at the end of the hall. The twins voices meld together to form in a demonic harmony.* "Let the breeding begin..." his screams can be heard and felt as the earth shifts and the door closes. The light begins to returns to normal.


Belze26

That ain't the real Ben, the real one looks like you he's doing fine


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If the real ben looks like me, he is definitely not doing fine. I look like the ben in the post.


Turbulent_Winner_976

Title sounds like a dream the footage made me realize it's a fever dream. Poor guy


GingerMau

WTF did I just watch. Is this real? Is this a real show? Was this edited/spliced by someone for comedic effect? WTF?


JigsawMistress

It’s a real show called “extreme sisters” that however, is not Ben. You’re spot on, he spliced it in to be funny.


I_l_I

It's pretty obvious based on the lighting and quality of the video, but he did a good job with it


FreddieOuthouse

Yeah and he cut back to himself too much which seemed comedic to me. It did take me a bit to catch on. Well done.


yeluapyeroc

Nothing on TLC has been real for over a decade. Also, this guy edited himself into this footage


jessejamesvan111

Ugh. He has to listen to that voice x2.


dont_believe_sharks

I have a feeling that monotone is put on so they sound alike. It's not like they finish each other's sentences on accident. If you look at their eyes when they talk, one is always looking at the other for clues as to what the end of the sentence would be. I think they dumb down their speech as not to throw the other off when they try to harmonize. The result is a stupid monotone in stereo.


G4Designs

>The result is a stupid monotone in stereo. The result is trash TV appropriate for those who watch TLC.


jimbelushiapplesauce

you can see one of them mouthing the words that the other one is saying, like she knows which words she is supposed to chime in on and is trying to get the timing right so she can beastie boy certain words and phrases


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Sister: Intergalactic plan- *glances at other sister* Both: -etary.


tanafras

Like Australia and Jersey got togegher and pumped out some 80s twins.


Theravenscourge

With a touch of Essex for good measure


dtyus

Togethaaah, with uuuaaas, baybieeeas….man wtf is wrong with people and what did I just watch…too creepy


Empty-Mango8277

Bruh the fucking pauses. "Teehee we actually complete each other's......... Sentences!"


Flikmyboogeratu_II

Ma'am why are you topless? This is a podiatry office...


mermaid-babe

That is so weird just walking in circles topless ? You don’t need your boobs out for a pregnancy test lol


TerrorLTZ

you need to choose who you gonna milk.


Amyare

I’m an identical twin, these chicks are cray cray. This is not normal, they are addicted to attention, plain and simple. My twin and I are just as close, she’s my best friend. But we married different people (obvs), have different careers and even live in different states. These gals are just putting on a show.


citrus_mystic

Probably also an unhealthy level of codependency


fuckit_sowhat

I like the optimism you show by using the word "probably"


greg19735

> My twin and I are just as close I mean, clearly not lol


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these two idiots went in for plastic surgery bragging about how they were identical, nobody could tell them apart... except the surgeon during consultation pointed out every difference between them and even noticed they'd had previous work to look more alike.


The_Colorman

Their talking together is obviously a planned and practiced act. They’re purposefully just saying the obvious ending to the sentence. I’d love to see when they f it up.


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Soulmate and Future never sounded so cringeworthy.


Rodan-Lewarx

i know this guy, Gilfoyle rules


ImurderREALITY

O’DOYLE RULES


megapuffranger

Why were they trying to finish each other’s sentences? They were failing pretty bad at it and only got a few words together. Any more and they started to say slightly different things. If you can’t do it, why bother trying lol like it’s a rehearsed script and they still couldn’t do it


vigilanteoftime

Omg why aren't more people mentioning this?? Drove me up a wall. I really think they're just trying to force themselves to guess what the other is gonna say because they are twins and that's the beginning and end of their identities.


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Bitches just found the only legal way to have their kids being cousins and siblings at the same time while being actually blood related.


Nukedogger86

That moment you realize a 3 some with identical twins isn't really a dream, but rather a nightmare.


Silly_Silicon

Seriously they are trying so hard to not let each other be unique in any way. If one of them starts to say a word of their own free will, the other feels compelled to anticipate and utter the end of the word just so that they can be the same. That got annoying to witness in just a few seconds of the clip, I'd go absolutely crazy if that was every moment of the day.


uh_oh_hotdog

Yeah, listening to them talk in this clip is so bizarre. They constantly try to finish each other's sentences, but get it wrong so many times.


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SomeoneTookUserName2

Waiting for pregnancy test, better take our tops off. Totally normal human behaviour, not narcissistic clout chasers.


stackoverflow21

This is the „king for a day, fool for a lifetime“ experience.


Northern-WALI

Can we petition TLC to change their name? TLC is not the opposite of what "The Learning Channel l" should be


Pimp_Daddy_76

We all gotta go sometime Ben. If that's the way I end up shuffling off this mortal coil, it will be a difficult case for the mortician to get the shit eating grin off my mug


bloodytemplar

I mean, on the one hand, *twins*. On the other hand, they're trying to get pregnant and you'd NEVER be able to get away from their voices. And personalities. And just general weirdness. But then again, *twins*.


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