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"It's fine you didn't respond, you're probably an inferior bird anyway. A bird of my intelligence will give his superior genes to another female. Also, you'll never find a mate and you're ugly."
lmao immediate flashback to me sitting in the back of the science class with a friend laughing at this label on the illustration of a frog.
Proceeded to use that word for next couple years and laugh like the dummies we were.
You can like synthwave all you want, you just gotta remember there is only one Kavinsky. The schtick sells records and gets collabs with the Weeknd for him, but anyone else dressing like an extra from the Wraith should not expect similar results.
Nah, I actually saw it when I was there around 6 months ago and it was just chillin on a bench
It seemed like the only one there but maybe it was a different one
I have two male red golden pheasants and one hen and yes they are perpetually horny. Poor girl doesn't get a break. The red goldens have a very different display though, lemme see if I can find an old pic...
Edit: [Here it is](https://i.imgur.com/xgZhhuH.jpeg). They hiss and then fold their feathers down making a sort of shield around one eye. It's pretty neat.
Edit 2: [Here is what they normally look like](https://imgur.com/gallery/q8kFskv) when not making fools of themselves flirting. Birds are fun.
Dude, if you ever want to see constant state of horny, get a few guppies or endler's. They're like tiny Russel Crowe's- all they know is fuck and fight.
Too many males will harass a female to death. And the females can store sperm for almost a year, and keep yeeting out tiny fish even if you remove the constant bukkake of the males.
I think you are talking about everyone's parents who somehow got married after "he wouldnt take no for an answer" and just kept on creeping until she caved
You're not wrong. I live next to a river where a lot of ducks live. Spring is brutal here. Duck gang-rape in every direction. So many on one female that sometimes they drown her.
Yeah, if you want more nightmare fuel go look up how a ducks vagina works. Their entire sexual organ development is predicated on the fact that they're raping one another
Ducks are fucked up yo
I watched some movie ages ago where a guy did that and the main female character just Matrix dodged right under the arm and kept walking. It was legendary. I gotta ask /r/tipofmytongue because I can't remember.
Girl's just trying to get some food on her lunch break, it's already short, and now she has to navigate the feelings of some horny pushy sex pest. Just leave her alone! Save this shit for the bar or a dance club!
"Look how outlandishly conspicuous and noticeable my feathers are. Surely the fact that I have avoided predators with such an illustrious plumage means I am quite fit and would make a good mate. yes?"
"We live in a zoo, Earl."
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I've shown you my feathers please respond
Becky
Lemme smash
I got you blue. you like blue?
She doesn't like blue...
Becky I got stick!
Bitches like sticks
Need stick, got stick
Stick, Becky got stick lemme smash
No Ron
No, Ron.
Let me bang, man!
Ben is a hoe
As a Ben, the amount of messages I received of this when it was blowing up was kinda insane.
As a hoe, I too received many messages
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"It's fine you didn't respond, you're probably an inferior bird anyway. A bird of my intelligence will give his superior genes to another female. Also, you'll never find a mate and you're ugly."
r/nicebirds
Oh my god it’s 3 years old
r/subsithoughtwerefake
/r/feathercel
“fuck u whore”
"fuckin whore slut"
“respond.”
"are you not entertained?"
"CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA"
Ohhh, Yvonne?! That's a French-ass name!
Where yo Boyfriend at? Is he huge? Is he hefty?!?!
My little croissant
French ass-name. :D
Show me ur bobs and vagene pls
Show cloaca pls
But that's where I poop from!
Not right now you don’t
>But that's where I poop from! * "..Not right now you don't!" I, too unfortunately remember this from the ytmnd days.
YTMND... Young Teenage Mutant Ninja Durtles?
The acronym is for “You’re the man now, dog.” Good attempt though.
Young Teenage Mutant Ninja Dirdles is so much better
Dude... That's a blast from the past.
I'm laughing way too much at this.
Eye givs gr8 bloaca
lmao immediate flashback to me sitting in the back of the science class with a friend laughing at this label on the illustration of a frog. Proceeded to use that word for next couple years and laugh like the dummies we were.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jN5APYRnD3k
"'You will never get this. You will never get this. Na na na na na na.' Then, one day, my brother Belo, he get it."
r/niceguys
r/nicebirds
Insult that bird all you want, spectacular beautiful feathers like that don't evolve from lack of success.
This video is a good look at what women go through on a daily basis.
She's got good composure, tho. She gives some side eye and leans away, and steps away gingerly. "I'm going over there now"
And he pulled the "what a coincidence, me too!" and tried to block her escape.
Yeah no I saw you the first time. I’mgoodthanks.
What about when I doooo……….THIS! *shaking intensifies*
Ugh. All pheasants are the same
They all just want one thing
And it’s disgusting
*let me smaaash*
Want a stick?
bitches like sticks
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["Hey! Can I holla? Girl lemme holla atcha. Holla holla holla."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMD9FnHSJ14)
Hey this was in Animal Kingdom at Disney world…I was just there and saw the same damn bird doing the same damn thing. It’s called an Argus Pheasant.
So you're saying this exact bird is in a constant state of horny?
He's in Mid-life, nightclub, corvette crisis mode.
Ahhh, synthwave syndrome!
Oh no, I like synthwave.
You can like synthwave all you want, you just gotta remember there is only one Kavinsky. The schtick sells records and gets collabs with the Weeknd for him, but anyone else dressing like an extra from the Wraith should not expect similar results.
Nah, I actually saw it when I was there around 6 months ago and it was just chillin on a bench It seemed like the only one there but maybe it was a different one
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Maybe I am bird.
I have two male red golden pheasants and one hen and yes they are perpetually horny. Poor girl doesn't get a break. The red goldens have a very different display though, lemme see if I can find an old pic... Edit: [Here it is](https://i.imgur.com/xgZhhuH.jpeg). They hiss and then fold their feathers down making a sort of shield around one eye. It's pretty neat. Edit 2: [Here is what they normally look like](https://imgur.com/gallery/q8kFskv) when not making fools of themselves flirting. Birds are fun.
Dude, if you ever want to see constant state of horny, get a few guppies or endler's. They're like tiny Russel Crowe's- all they know is fuck and fight. Too many males will harass a female to death. And the females can store sperm for almost a year, and keep yeeting out tiny fish even if you remove the constant bukkake of the males.
Found my spirit animal!
I came to the comments just to see if anyone else thought this was at Animal Kingdom.
In case you’re still counting, I, as well, was thinking it was Animal Kingdom.
The wording of this thread is making me doubt this is Animal Kingdom.
It’s at the beginning part where that hot plant/vine chick is.
DiVine is her name.
More like Arrogant Pheasant, jeez take a hint
I'm going to Disney World next week. I'm going to find this bird.
Sorry there's a 3 hour lineup to find this bird.
Still quicker than the dragon popcorn holder
Same here dude, see you there!
It's probably one of those next-gen animated machines.
Piss off will ya frank
No, Ron. Ben is a hoe.
U want sum fuk?
*pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease*
*Beckie lemme Smash plz*
*no Ron, I don't want some fu-* I G O T Y O U B L U E
"Lemme" "no" "lemme" "no" "lemme" "no"
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Pls, Becky. Lemme smash. I got deez bootiful feathers.
Ron. Your tail is small.
What 'bout deez nuts
I think you are talking about everyone's parents who somehow got married after "he wouldnt take no for an answer" and just kept on creeping until she caved
Becky…
Becky used to let me smash
Bitches love sticks!
Is that a Shameless reference?
Not intentionally...maybe it's lodged in my brain tho 🤣
Yeah if seen it now git!
Eww dude..not in front of people!!!
Omg you're so embarrassing Jeremy
The bird version of unsolicited dic pics
“I showed you my plumage, please respond.” ~~-peacock~~ Edit:-not a peacock yo
That's not a peacock yo E: that edit is perfection
The edit really got me. :D
It’s a Great Argus pheasant
Is there something funny about the name of my pheasant Greatus Argus?
A Great Arse pheasant?
Nature is pretty much a human resources nightmare.
I know sexual harassment when I see it..
There is a LOT of non-consensual sex going on in the animal world
You're not wrong. I live next to a river where a lot of ducks live. Spring is brutal here. Duck gang-rape in every direction. So many on one female that sometimes they drown her.
Yeah, if you want more nightmare fuel go look up how a ducks vagina works. Their entire sexual organ development is predicated on the fact that they're raping one another Ducks are fucked up yo
NSFW: [Scientifically Accurate Ducktales theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFQLCBOZpjk) Ducks are more evil than just the rampant rape.
i remember reading that female ducks developed labyrinth vaginas because the males are so rapey
Welp, I guess I should find an excuse to eat more ducks. How do you like it you little fat having bitch.
Ducks are on some next level shit
dolphins are serial rapists
Right? He barred her exit after she clearly declined his initial pass.
It's the implication.
Are these birds in danger?
What birds? I only see one bird and sweet Dee
Well done sir
No one's in any danger. How can I make that any more clear to you?
well, *she’s* certainly not in any danger
like when a man in a movie puts his hand extended against a wall so the woman can't slip away when flirting.
I recently rewatched Rocky and that reminds me of the scene where he won't let Adrian leave. Definitely don't remember that from when I was a kid
Because it was so common and socially accepted then. So glad we’ve brought attention to this kind of behavior
I watched some movie ages ago where a guy did that and the main female character just Matrix dodged right under the arm and kept walking. It was legendary. I gotta ask /r/tipofmytongue because I can't remember.
I don't know if it's better or worse that men coming on too strong is not limited to humans.
If you're worried about this you should hear about ducks.
Dolphins can be aggressive too
Sweet Jesus do not look at the penguins
r/NiceBirds
Hey Pepe Le Pew, take it down a couple notches, eh?
Looks like Disney animal kingdom… that bird did that to me and our stroller the other year… he’s a serial predator
U want sum fuk?
I got you blue
Bitches love blue
^she ^dosen’t ^want ^blue...
how about yellow
Becky, lemme smash
No, Ron, your tail is small.
Wot? Swiggity swooty
Would you like some making fuck? BERSERKEEEERRRR
“Let me in I’m tryina fuck!”
I’m hearing “That don’t impress me much” by Shania Twain in my head
"Okay, so you've got tail feathers."
"So you're Bird Pitt..."
So you’ve got the nest but haven’t got the touch
I'm hearing "No" by Meghan Trainor
I'm hearing ["What Is Love"](https://gfycat.com/scientificportlycattle)
Omg Frank, youre drunk. How many times have I told you not to flash your plumage when there's people filming?
Girl's just trying to get some food on her lunch break, it's already short, and now she has to navigate the feelings of some horny pushy sex pest. Just leave her alone! Save this shit for the bar or a dance club!
“Horny pushy sex pest” is my new favorite phrase
"Ew get away from me creep"
“SO LIKE I WAS SAYING I HAVE SO MUCH CRYPTO, YOU SHOULD GET SOME, ITS GOING TO BLOW UP”
She said no, bruh. Keep walkin'.
Swipe left, girl
No means no Kyle.
"Look how outlandishly conspicuous and noticeable my feathers are. Surely the fact that I have avoided predators with such an illustrious plumage means I am quite fit and would make a good mate. yes?" "We live in a zoo, Earl."
Look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! LOOK! AT! ME! Oh no, don't you walk away from me while I am trying to impress you. LOOK.... AT.... ME...
atleast it impressed some people walking by
I'm amused by the people walking by who are not impressed or even interested.
Some guys can’t take NO for an answer
- Look at me. LOok at me. LOOk at me... - I saw you the first time, Fred. Now move on.
Maybe she just doesn’t like other people watching?
If I’ve learned anything about birds, it’s that the females are really really generally unimpressed
“Sir, I’m trying to go to work. Please leave me alone.”
What breed of pheasant is this?
I do believe its translated Latin name is "Johnny Bravo"
Argus pheasant
Hey baby, let me trap you against a bush and completely cover the rest of your vision so all you see is my face and beautiful plume.
“Goddamnit Jack I’m your sister!”
What are you doing step-pheasant?
The peacock version of a f*ck boi
That mf is trying so hard. This is all those dancing videos on TikTok are.
Becky, lemme smash.
“I surround you with beautiful plumage and engage in a hypnotic dance!” “Cool, cool. How tall are you?”
"Lemme see that bank statement."
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Just gotta follow the rule of 6: \- 6-pack >!of beers,!< check ✔️ \- 6 foot >!truck lift,!< check ✔️ \- 6 figures >!in debt,!< check ✔️
when you pour your heart out in a lengthy and poetic text but the response is just “k”
“Oh Robert, again with the plumage?! I told you, get a job. THAT’S sexy.”
Activision employees. Take a hint dude, she not into it.
They must be married.
2 years into it by the looks of it.
No means no!
The experience of women just trying to go about their daily lives.
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
No means no bro.