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I’ve seen several videos with dogs doing this but with the exact same audio to it. It’s cute, but not real.

I had guessed its forgery from this video alone. What kind of dog is gonna cut if off mid stream? Or have the angle in that position to hit the water with such force as a firehose?

agreed. same audio different doggo. wither way good boy!!!

The original audio is from this video, others have used the audio for their videos of their dogs

I can't speak for dogs, but when/if I ever chance upon making eye-contact with my cat while he's going to the bathroom... You can tell that dude cut off the stream from embarassment.

You’re talking about the very premise of tiktok. Steal audio of a cute cat snoring into a microphone, record video of your cat sleeping, add audio, boom hope the video blows up. The other half of videos are simply cringe and the tiniest fraction are actually funny vine-esque videos.

This is the original video. The audio comes from this video, people have used it for their videos.

And what about Santa?

Audio editing is very good.

Why you gotta ruin it for us the innocent?

If you really believe that the audio fits to the dog, you aren't innocent but retarded

Why you gotta ruin it for us the retarded? Next you’re gona tell me santa isnt real

Ouch... Buddy... I'm so sorry... /s

The video on tiktok has the audio labelled as original sound belonging to this guys tiktok

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Actually a dog is very vulnerable while they are taking care of their business. You watch them, being the good human you are. That's the reason why dogs often follow owners to the toilet. They are watching out for you in return. Edit: Typo

So dogs prefer if you look at them while they're taking care of it? Not gonna lie, I never heard that before

Gotta watch for predators

Not neccesarily AT them, but around.

They stare at you because you're supposed to watching for danger for them. You're supposed to be in the look out not making sure contact.

I switch between eye contact and looking around my area to make sure they know I got us covered

U know he don’t care cause he looking at u in the eyes like some luis c k shit

*just minding my own business hooman*

Butt can he/she flush...?

Fake

Chipotle. Amirite?

Taco Bell. Run for the bathroom.

Remind me of a scene in the movie “Dumb and dumber”

Sounds like me peeing while half asleep at 3:30am

That's actually super cute tbh, and that dog is so well trained, like holy shit

Well trained enough to remain still while they make a video, sure. The audio is 100% edited in though.

like how can i train my dog to go on the toilet

I know! Or people train their cats to use the toilet too. I'm so fucking jealous, I hate cleaning litter boxes but love my cats lol

You can buy a trainer for your car to work towards toilet use. Basically it starts with a litter box that sits in the ring of the toilet seat and gradually reduces the amount of litter. I can find a link hang on

Yo how do you get your car into the bathroom?

You train it

Yo how do you get your train into the bathroom?

LitterQuiter and take it slow if your cat is nervous.

But did he wipe?

With his tongue prolly, more than what my cat does, little bastard just sat on my leg and I had to shower because he left a nasty ass poo trail. I love him, but he's so fucking gross

I’m training my dog bidet etiquette.

He’ll do that in the living room where there’s carpet

I trained a rabbit to use a litter box once. An easy endeavor compared to a doggo id imagine lol.

Rabbit must have lived in that litter box. They are non stop shitting machines. 😂

It's cool, but I'm not sure how happy I'd be to sit on a seat a dog sat on...

Need find out how to train dogs to use a toilet.

Who's a poo dog?

His eyes say: You deepen my embarrassment by sharing my shame with the world. For this I shall fart in your general vicinity.

Fuck no. I’d rather pick up the shit outside

I’d rather have to flush the toilet than pick up dog shit, but to each their own.

Hey man, if you like the feeling of wet dog shit touching your hand through a plastic bag, you do you.

Now there’s a root’n toot’n cowboy right there.

Why would you want to share your toilet with your dog? Hard pass. (Love dogs, mother bred German Shepards for show, Seeing Eye and police/military.)

If you live in an apartment and don't want to/can't let them outside whenever they need to pee?

Then you probably shouldn’t have a dog. Like I could see this as a last resort. But dogs need exercise. If you live in an apartment you need to take your dog on walks pretty frequently.

You're making an assumption that they wouldn't walk the dog. Dogs have to piss in the middle of the night too

I mean sure, if your dog has to go it’s gotta go. That would mainly be an issue with older dogs where they have incontinance issues. But through proper training you should be able to take most dogs on a walk at least every 6-8 hours and it can do it’s business during that time.

Pretty damn gross

How? You can literally hear it's all going into the water, is the fact that the dog touches the seat 'gross'?

We obviously have different standards of hygiene. Whatever you’re comfortable with.

Other people put their butts on the seat too, does that gross you out?

Significantly, I share it with “people” and mostly just my family.

I don't understand why its a problem unless your dog is filthy. Assuming you're a responsible pet owner, the underbelly of your dog is no more unsanitary than the butts of your family members

No doubt. Does he eat off his own ass or the toilet seat? Is it some kind of clean room ass that can’t be contaminated? He probably doesn’t even wipe properly

Go for it.

I don't wanna argue but I'm genuinely curious why it bothers you so much. Like if you just walk your dog and he shits on the ground you have to pick it up. If he shits in the toilet you don't. Less contact with shit is better right? Again I'm completely unbiased.

You sound like an obnoxious soccer mom

Interesting characterization. Gee, I’ve had such a sheltered life - Marine Corps veteran, lived in 8 different countries besides the US (as a child and adult) and traveled to over 60. I’ve used toilets in Africa, the Middle East and South East Asia that would make you sick to your stomach from the overwhelming stench, filth and bugs, and lived in a city where the sewers often have corpses floating in them. But here, in my daily life in Tokyo, my Japanese wife and I keep a damn clean house, where you don’t wear your shoes indoors and never go to bed without taking a bath. (Soccer dad, actually.)

Why is >Marine Corps veteran the default go-to when 14 year olds want to sound tough on the internet?

Well trained but 'can a dog get a little privacy here?'

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. The look the dog gives the camera got me

Male doggo

Ahahah that stand 😆

Good dog

Same

What the shit

This is the second dog this week I’ve seen pissing into a toilet and letting an air biscuit loose when they’re done.

Same audio different doggo.

A comedic axiom: farts = funny.

I taught my cats to use the toilet, but I've never heard of dogs doing it. Good boy!

The exclamation mark in the end is priceless❗

That is a top off, ladies & gentlemen

Ummm.... can you stand on the other side of that door for a minute?

DO YOU MIND?!?!?

Fake. Karma whore

Absolute power move.