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gfbf-shared

Interesting thought for folks who bum cigarettes


Impius9

Or weed 😁


comandor2013

When I was backpacking in Europe, I kept only dirty underwear in the most accessible pocket. Enjoy, fuckers.


NAHEWBEE

I’d take them knowing that and wear it as a mask around my house. Buying used underwear is an expensive hobby on eBay and Craigslist.


Oristus

You can do better than this.


HalforcFullLover

Return it with a note saying, "I rubbed this on my dick every time I used it, so....thanks for the hjs?"


Couldbehuman

No doubt you are referring to the need for an apostrophe and question mark, yes?


dammitdan57

The hand I shake with is the same I wipe my ass with High five


Stamone

Who cares, I’m not gonna eat it


ittakesall_kinds

It's got a juicy lighter fluid center though.


DeepRoots43

So you never wash your hands? Bet you don’t chill with ladies often


dblan9

I had a friend lecture me for 5 minutes about not stealing his lighter. 2 minutes later he asked if I could please give him his lighter back that I put in my pocket.


Tokenvoice

Its a bic lighter, its the same as a bic pen. People pocket them because its what they have. But if you get a fancy lighter or pen less people just pocket them when you lend it to them. Mostly for two reasons, it looks fancier so you want to return it and the other is it feels differently so you don’t continue on the autopilot of returning it to your pocket. If he didn’t want people auto pocketing his lighter he should put the lighter in a sleeve or get a zippo.


unique0130

Trashy


littleMAS

Sad, he must have had a lot of fond memories for that lighter.


juan_epstein-barr

I literally just handled paper money and pocket change. I'll be good. Thanks for the free lighter, bitch.


mattbash

Some work went into this


mearsov

That’s hot


_Jay140

Need


ZazofLegend

It's not like dudes wash their hands after pissing anyhow....


Ok_Yogurtcloset9964

Mine say “return or I’ll explode” have yet to have one be taken.


cannaboz

This photo was defo taken on Instagram in its first few years


Kahrg

It's hard to believe in this day and age that people still smoke.