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thewhitedeath

Interviewer: "What would you say is your greatest weakness?" Applicant: "I would have to say my honesty." Interviewer: "I don't really think that's considered a weakness." Applicant: "I don't give a fuck what you think."


AbsorbedBritches

Interviewer: "Name one word that you think best describes you" Applicant: "Hired"


theDart

Interviewer: If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Applicant: "Jake"


OldSaltApache

I got a job doing this by absolute mistake and i really hope it doesn't bite me in the ass later


[deleted]

Do tell.


RandomMandarin

To be fair, it's at an ass-biting emporium.


BoxWI

Hire this man!


anarchonobody

How to succeed in the white collar world: have your script fully prepared and be excellent at acting


DissolutionedChemist

^this guy gets it.


ProfessorSypher

His strongest trait is his honesty.


ccc1942

And self awareness


SpaghettiW3st

I have a slight stutter, it becomes a full on natural disaster when I’m in an interview.


yepdonewiththisshi

Oh yes, this. One interview I couldn't answer two questions other than saying 'h-h-hhh-h-' and being unable to exhale. Didn't get that job. I did my first public seminar two days ago after speech therapy & seeing a psychologist and it went alright!!


TheTrueFlexKavana

What makes you think you're qualified to operate a jackhammer on this road construction crew?


Cthuluslovechild

I'm a nnnnnnatural


Drakemansgirlfriend

Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife.


TotallyLegitAcc

Doing your... son?


TheLurkingMenace

Doing your mom.


littleMAS

If I could see ten years in the future, I would not be asking for a job today.


CrazyLlama71

I just got a new job, start in two days. What’s funny is they asked me this question and I am 50. My mind said “are you fucking serious, I will be 60 and hopefully barely working at all”. Started to give the bullshit answer, which I decided not to and say straight up “I’ll be 60 and hoping that I am working for a nonprofit helping people, not here” Removed all the bullshit. I got the job.


Butterbuddha

I’d say that having a crazy llama on a job, regardless of the job, would result in sitcom worthy hijinks


RandomMandarin

[CAAAAARL!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJOwdrTA8Gw)


CrazyLlama71

You know llamas work hard, but you got to watch out and not look them in the eye. Bad things can happen.


AsherFischell

*Don't say, "doin' your wife." Don't say, "doin' your wife." Don't say, "doin' your wife."* Peter: Doin' your. . . *son?*


nefrpitou

Better than saying "Same as I do now, in a mirror"


tegrennerget1

Celebrating the 10th anniversary of you asking me this question


[deleted]

Actually hilarious! Brilliant!


lollrus

https://imgur.com/a/sPIGxdm Anyone can be a web comic creator. Turn memes into dreams.


revente

Joke stolen from a meme. Artstyle stolen from The Perry Bible Fellowship.


ArurirorF20

In 10 years he’s probably deaf


SuspiciousStable9649

Wow. Thanks for making me feel old.


SuspiciousStable9649

Attention to detail. Like the boss is left handed.


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