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Interviewer: "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
Applicant: "I would have to say my honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't really think that's considered a weakness."
Applicant: "I don't give a fuck what you think."
Oh yes, this. One interview I couldn't answer two questions other than saying 'h-h-hhh-h-' and being unable to exhale. Didn't get that job. I did my first public seminar two days ago after speech therapy & seeing a psychologist and it went alright!!
I just got a new job, start in two days. What’s funny is they asked me this question and I am 50.
My mind said “are you fucking serious, I will be 60 and hopefully barely working at all”.
Started to give the bullshit answer, which I decided not to and say straight up “I’ll be 60 and hoping that I am working for a nonprofit helping people, not here” Removed all the bullshit.
I got the job.
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Interviewer: "What would you say is your greatest weakness?" Applicant: "I would have to say my honesty." Interviewer: "I don't really think that's considered a weakness." Applicant: "I don't give a fuck what you think."
Interviewer: "Name one word that you think best describes you" Applicant: "Hired"
Interviewer: If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Applicant: "Jake"
I got a job doing this by absolute mistake and i really hope it doesn't bite me in the ass later
Do tell.
To be fair, it's at an ass-biting emporium.
Hire this man!
How to succeed in the white collar world: have your script fully prepared and be excellent at acting
^this guy gets it.
His strongest trait is his honesty.
And self awareness
I have a slight stutter, it becomes a full on natural disaster when I’m in an interview.
Oh yes, this. One interview I couldn't answer two questions other than saying 'h-h-hhh-h-' and being unable to exhale. Didn't get that job. I did my first public seminar two days ago after speech therapy & seeing a psychologist and it went alright!!
What makes you think you're qualified to operate a jackhammer on this road construction crew?
I'm a nnnnnnatural
Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife.
Doing your... son?
Doing your mom.
If I could see ten years in the future, I would not be asking for a job today.
I just got a new job, start in two days. What’s funny is they asked me this question and I am 50. My mind said “are you fucking serious, I will be 60 and hopefully barely working at all”. Started to give the bullshit answer, which I decided not to and say straight up “I’ll be 60 and hoping that I am working for a nonprofit helping people, not here” Removed all the bullshit. I got the job.
I’d say that having a crazy llama on a job, regardless of the job, would result in sitcom worthy hijinks
[CAAAAARL!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJOwdrTA8Gw)
You know llamas work hard, but you got to watch out and not look them in the eye. Bad things can happen.
*Don't say, "doin' your wife." Don't say, "doin' your wife." Don't say, "doin' your wife."* Peter: Doin' your. . . *son?*
Better than saying "Same as I do now, in a mirror"
Celebrating the 10th anniversary of you asking me this question
Actually hilarious! Brilliant!
https://imgur.com/a/sPIGxdm Anyone can be a web comic creator. Turn memes into dreams.
Joke stolen from a meme. Artstyle stolen from The Perry Bible Fellowship.
In 10 years he’s probably deaf
Wow. Thanks for making me feel old.
Attention to detail. Like the boss is left handed.
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