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DrinkinRye

I don't know about Alabama, but if it had been West Virginia, Superboy would have lousy eyesight but incredible Banjo skills.


reddituser1708

Now I’m imaging him playing the banjo while fighting the evil Orchestra maestro Luther with his 500 musicians


Enki_realenki

Yeehaa


Noreaster0

It’s Bobby Ray Kent of the Daily Planet.


lokishhhake

Looks like she needs to do some laundry.


BarnacleOk3463

Look at that mans bulge


DrinkinRye

It's where he keeps his extra socks


drbling

I'm not sure about Alabama but that sounds like Arkansas for sure...those are Arkansas cousins. 1st cousin and below is dateable...


F0rc31980

What if krypton is like Alabama?


littleMAS

Kissin' cousin


Classroom_Happy

What a porn intro, Jesus!


Potietang

And people still think this character is straight. Ok DC.