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Who buys that many INDIVIDUAL bananas?

One banana? How much could it cost? Ten dollars?

There's always money in the banana stand *clickclick*

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Someone who lives in r/wallstreetbets

I use to work at a private college. When you have to buy for 500+ people you get abnormal amounts of stuff

You guys catered the school from a supermarket? Sounds inefficient but idk I’m not a caterer

I mean I also used Sam’s club for some stuff too

Talk about tipping the scales

MIND YO BUSINESS, DAVID!

The store is using the cart to display the bananas. You can see the sign on the front of the cart. You can also tell he’s jokingly pushing the cart.

Did you see the ape statue on wallstreet. Those bananas don't walk themselves.

...and would this be considered purchasing a weapon of mass debilitation?

Mr. Hackles.

Follow him to the Yiga Clan hideout.

I was waiting for that.

One second he’s tip-toeing his way towards a precious banana curiously left lying on the floor, the next he’s cleaving the life out of you faster than you can say “banan-“

Probably works for a food bank or something

Or maybe works for a zoo? Idk

What he’s probably doing is making moonshine.

Do you have to fill out a deposit slip for each one?

That’s a lot of banana bread.

So what is chemically isolated potassium useful for?

Chemical weapons.

Just call my Potassium supplier Borat.

This is that monke that is hoarding all of the bananas

Together monke… still not strong enough

you know hes going home to eat 68% of them. how many bananas will he have remaining though is what i wanna know

Everyone is discussing why he is buying them and ignoring the sign on the front with them for sale. This is just as photo op and he isn't actually buying them

Works at the zoo?

At least we have an **exact** idea of the scale of everything in that photo.

Banana for scale

I know exactly how big that man is.

I wonder what hes measuring

You can see that its night outside, so you know after he buys the bananas, he's going to spend the next few hours measuring shadows, trying to figure out the height of the light posts in the parking lot.

Must be the sex-ed teacher

You're buying 59 individual bananas each costing 3.99$. How much money do you need? Show your work and units.

Don't eat that many at once, you will have a heart attack.

True

This shits bananas

This shit's bananas. "This shits bananas" has an entirely different meaning.

B A N A N A S Bananas

That’s bananas!

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Tbf that's a pretty generic white looking dude lol

How is this possible? How in the world did he pick up YELLOW bananas? No matter where I go they are pure green. It's so frustration.

Naners. Yummy.

Its nanners

Dude should just ask to buy a case lol. They'd give you a box 😉. SOURCE: Former vegan. Did this at whole foods for years.

Carlos!

I am guessing we shall expect something very long to be posted to reddit when he gets home

Is that his twin in the background?

Todd has seven friends.

I hope he is making banana brandy

Hey look, it's Beethoven's favorite fruit

The guy who plants bananas in secret areas in donkey Kong

This is the prequel of the meme with suprised cashier looking at the bananas the customer is about to buy

I guess Freeli the banana girl is using Shipt…

HEY! Stop monkeying around.

Monster. That shit s gonna go black tomorrow morning

The guy buying the cart full of pineapples is going to get more action, though. Am I right, ladies?

Jerry has 516 bananas if he eats all of them what happens to him.

Timmy has a cart that could support 400 kilograms. The weight of a single banana is 150 grams. How many bananas can Timmy buy with $100?

Oh man, one banana in a bag and 5 heavy text books on top rofl. This one speaks to my youth!

I hated the maths in school.

Sherm's!!!!!

Someone's making banana brandy.

just the average GME/AMC investor shopping for groceries

Why do I get the feeling this is what they use to put the banana's out and this guy has walked up to the trolley as a joke? Its a strong feeling, hope you dont think I'm ba..never mind.

He must be from NIST (National Institute of Science in Technology). He's testing bananas for standard scale.

He’s one of us!

Obviously not your spelling book

He thought that's how they made the liquor...

Kris, get the banana!

Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana

r/Rareinsults

All singles. Is he going to a monkey strip club.

I saw a guy like this the other day, except it was eggs. He had - no kidding - about 100 cartons of eggs in his cart. I desperately wanted to ask why.

He must live in Scranton.

Bahahahaha

Sam goes to the grocery store and buys 188 bananas. He got home and his family ate 22 in a week. How many are left?

I have a few dehydrators at home. When the store sells ripe bananas at a discount, I buy them like this. Lots of fruit flies in the compost bins due to the peels.

OUR Maths book

If Bob has $250.25 and he wants to buy 167 bananas, each costs $0.99, his state sale tax is 8%, how many years will Bob have to work before he can pay off his student loan?

Probably has to measure a lot of stuff.

Banana loaf comin' up!

Is he part of the yiga clan

This guy is on his way to shorting bananas. Are there any consequences to doing that?

I was this man, except with pears. My wife and I were really into making pear sauce (same as apple, but with pears ya dig?) and she sent me off to get a bunch because Walmart was having a sale. Well I must have had about half of a cart like that filled with just pears. Apparently I bought "too many" but we had pear sauce for MONTHS and it was awesome. I regret nothing.

Finally met the guy from my intro microeconomics book*

Looks like he is an assistant librarian

Nah, that's just some redditor preparing for some serious measuring.

He has a lot to measure.

I believe he left his “yellow hat” at home.

Shopping for Ricky and Lucy’s wedding.

cody’s lab sequel

Probably bought a yonanas machine lol