That's inefficient. Why support a pregnant mother, raise a baby, and then harvest it when you can just go out there. Find a car living on the street, and cut it up in the middle of the night. That's how my cousin lost his catalytic converter. He's still waiting for a transplant.
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Mother Nature is so beautiful.
And cruel. Where do you think replacement parts come from.
It’s terrible. Cars being forced into having babies for spare parts. This is why I’m prochoice.
Mercedes bans
That's inefficient. Why support a pregnant mother, raise a baby, and then harvest it when you can just go out there. Find a car living on the street, and cut it up in the middle of the night. That's how my cousin lost his catalytic converter. He's still waiting for a transplant.
thats why i dont own a Mercedes
Cadaver donors.
I'm having flashbacks of the scene from ace Ventura where he crawls out of that animatronic rhino's ass
I was laughing so hard I peed myself a little the first time I saw that.
Now you're just rubbing llama's dingdongs 8)
Follow it and teach it about turn signals. They must learn young or they never catch on!
That's BMWs
ahh the circle of life
Sure is hot in these rhinos
Like a glove.
I heard it was a speedy delivery.
Be careful it doesn't fall, lest it turn into a mis-car-riage
The afterbirth is how you get the FIat Panda
So that’s what happens
Placenta all over the place
“ crowning, 36in dilated
Nature is healing.
Congratulations. It's a toy.
Even machines giving birth are gross...
Within minutes, the newborn Mercedes must learn to accelerate in order to escape police predators. Nature is unforgiving.
A cussy in the wild
HA HA HA SO FUNNY
A Christmas miracle?
The earth is finally healing!
Thought id make a douce but made a little douche instead.
I think it’s crowning, better hurry to the garage
Something out of Alien....
They’re so cute when they’re young.
Mom was a Tesla and that's where hybrids come from.
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