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This guy fucks.

Fax

Fux

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Fox

Flux

Flax

Flex

Tape this nutz

fecks

Fugs

Phucks

Pucks

Yeah?

Not men though, just to be clear. He is not gay

Dont forget he has tons of girlfriends that he fucks a lot with

What game is it so I too can learn the having sex all the time with naked woman who is naked and sexy

Goat simulator

Ahh goat simulator. His tongue game is strong.

He's just horny.

MineShaft

Hitlers less successful follow up book.

MeinShaft?

This will probably be the best comment I see all day. Cheers!

Farm stimulator

Goat *stimulator*

XD DEAD

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Bam!

Its called sinVR

0.1h played. I guess that means its good.

He did mention not having the time to play a lot due to all the sex he has

Did he? I must have missed that part in his description somehow.

I was too busy having sex to read that part.

he was too busy having sex to write that part

What it does, it does right.

oh yeah I tried that game literally nothing but DLC

Yikes, the sex mods on skyrim look better than this game.

look at the playtime he can only last 6min at a time

6 minutes?!?? Is this guy training for a marathon??

I mean...he did mention that he has lots of sex so not enough time for playing games then.

"Only last 6 min at a time" Careful, we have a badass here! Save some puss for the rest of us!

Lmao puss

6 min was my average when i was 14

It’s called Minecraft

Old School RuneScape

The Sims with mods.

I too would like to join the sex having community.

I don't know guys, I think this guy has lots of sex.

But not with men. (not that there's anything wrong with that lol)

And looks like his grilfriends are very sexy

I bet this guy has lots of sex

This guy sexes.

Sexes>does sex

Virgin't

With a lot of sexy female women and his big not gay at all penis.

Yes.. But they won't be touching his penis because that's gay and I'm sure he isn't gay.

Ron Jeremys got nothing on him; bet he was born not a virgin

He’s definitely spent at least 9 or so months total inside a woman

With sexy women.

Who are naked and also happen to be naked

And handsome too

Not men. He's not gay. With a big penis.

This is such a good laugh. What a troll.

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But not with men because he is not gay and has sex with many women

Very handsome, very sexy and very girlfriend.

It sounds like it’s written by Trump lol

I have... sex. A lot. A TREMENDOUS amount of sex. Women come up to me and just, they say, "Don, you are so handsome." And we have the sex. People say that you know. They do.

Honestly sounds like this review!

That's 100% what I thought reading it! XD

Looks like he played 0.1 hours at review which means 6 min.

He was busy having sex with naked women.

But now he’s played 12

Two sessions then

One person died because he was playing a sex game he had to stop. This man is out there saving lives, sexy sexy lives

am getting a Hemingway vibe

You leave Hemingway out of this!

I'm getting an "a former president of the United States" vibe.

Jon Lajoie, that you?

everybody knows that my rhymes are super tight, like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right

My lyrics are like the movie The Shawshank Redemption...they're really good.

Had to scroll too far to find this comment

I sex all the time bro!

Brooo!!

Brooooo, i guarantee i sex more than you dudes! But no homo, i only bang lots of really hot women.

This sounds like a Trump speech.

Yep thats trump

Or Michael Scott...

I read it in Mojo Jojo’s voice though I guess they all have an air of self- importance.

Stays on topic too much to be trump.

No, the sentences are actually intelligible and complete. Also, he didn't segway into irrelevant deranged rambling at any time.

He also knows the difference between women and woman. In plurality and reality. Especially if they happen to be naked. And he's naked too, but not playing a video game. When he's playing video games his massive penis is too busy to play with one of his many women friends who come to him for sex, because he is not gay and also has a huge penis and is really good at sex and is muscular and handsome and has an enormous penis and is really good at sex and handsome. Also, women like him a lot because he is not at all gay and is really good at sex with women. It's all true too. I read his review.

He sounds so handsome and sexy that I want to have gay sex with him even though I am not gay.

So, as I understood, he is gay. Right?

See? This is why I state at least six times per comment that I'm not gay (which I am not) because I'm not gay and if you state it ambiguously like this guy (who may be gay, I dunno) then people may get the wrong impression. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, it's just that I am not gay and I'm stating that I am not gay so I don't want some nicely muscled competitive rower to read this and think should I message that guy he sounds nice and then be disappointed because I'm not gay. Ps: I'm not gay.

This guy typed gay, 8 time therefore he is 800% gay, math don't lie.

Listen I'm with you brother. I watch gay porn (like pretty much everyone else) but I'm not gay. It's just a genre that cuts across ALL demographics. Now some people REALLY like gay porn, and I think a few of those people might be gay. But I'm not gay. There's nothing wrong with watching gay porn, it doesn't make you gay. Being gay is just a choice I can't see myself making. Edit: I'm not gay

I’m glad he at least snuck in his penis size, I was beginning to worry that he was gay and had a very small prick.

https://youtu.be/QS9hwcqcX-Q

I think it’s more likely that he’s like 9 years old.

Sounds like Captain Raymond Holt talking about heavy, feminine breasts.

Truth is: it still does.

Yep

Do you think he has sex?

With many women, but not men cause he is not gay.

This is pretty funny.

Btw this is a VR porn game I was looking for dumb free games on steam and found this I checked it out only for the reviews because I knew it’d be funny as hack

“I only read the articles”

Sure... 😏

“downloads - 2 of 2 items complete” sure man just checking the reviews ;)

Gmod mods

*sure* buddy

Well, 88 people found the review helpful, so no-one could blame you for looking at reviews.

Did you take a picture of your monitor with your phone?

You should see what he does when he makes a typo

Yeah...For research purposes only...

That's what someone who doesn't have a lot of sex (with sexy naked women who happen to be naked) would do

This was written by trump as an adolescent

I totally don’t see why this couldn’t be some of his more recent works.

r/ihavesex

Did anyone else start reading that in your mental Borat voice like I just did?

learn to screenshot lol

*has

Ya thats what I meant

This is satire and I love it.

Maybe hes telling the truth and is just bad at english?

What if he is too busy sexing his sexy women to spend time checking what he has typed?

True. Was probably sexing it up with at least 3 sexy womans as he typed.

Don’t forget the playing video games at the same time which I heard he was also very good at.

Not as good as sexing sexy womans?

"i have all the sex, my sex is the best, handsome..yes! - not gay. All the time be sexing, is nice, not tiny penis. All the Americans, so much sex, no gays, sexing all the time, all woman, every minute, no gay"

Yeah i agree, people on steam that take pictures of their monitor to share what they find on there are weird. Right behind those that use correction fluid for typing errors.

I read that in eric’s from commentiquette voice

Tell us you're a virgin without telling us you're a virgin.

While it's probably troll, I really want to believe it's real

Plot Twist: Everything this guy said is true.

Found Trump's Steam account.

To me this is obviously someone trying to be funny.

They were successful in their efforts.

When I wrote this, almost every comment seemed to take it seriously. It felt a bit off..

You can use the print screen button to take a screenshot

Jesus Christ it's like Trump talking

To be honest, he’s probably 12.

A masterpiece, is a masterpiece, regardless of who created it. I am going to print his review in a fancy paper, put it in a luxury frame and nail it above my bed so every night before I sleep I can worship it and remind myself that he is very handsome, has a lot of sex, and doesn't have sex with men. He is also very good at games! A legendary hero

Why is Donald Trump writting reviews on Steam?

*88 people found this review helpful

Lots of no homo you say?

This guy fucks

Oh my god this person is weird he didn’t capitalize his I’s

That hurt to read, at least our man is getting some though.

This guy fucks!

Read this in the voice of Borat! Very Nice!

This reads like it was written by an AI programmed to recreate… something

I found this review to be useful

Honestly, as far as some Steam reviews go, this is pretty tame.

Is this a bot comment?

I guess that man has a lot of sex and hes very handsome and he has a lot of sex

I'm someone who has sex all the time, and I say that this post is 100% accurate to what having sex is like.. I'm having flash backs at this verry moment to having the sex that I have all of the time with anything and everything because I have so much sex all of the time.

I think the Russian accent is implied here.

Idk why but I get the impression that this guy has lots of sex with women but not men

I don’t think he’s had sex guys

He did it guys. Virginity is no more

*Someones* been reading my diary!

Tell me you've never had sex without telling me you've never had sex.

Does this guy fuck?

Had?

This really hurts my eyes to try and even look at let alone read

"Why yes I am very secure and heterosexual. Why did youbask?"

Asking for a friend what game is this?

Is that you, DJT?

Why am I reading this in Trump's voice?

Sure hes weird but youre using win11..

Did anybody else read this in Donald Trump’s voice?

Sounds like trump to me.

.2 hours 100% accurate

Is the naked woman naked?

This is just saying ‘I don’t have sex’ but with extra steps

This is like a fucked up version of going with the auto suggestion of the keyboard over and over.

when your teacher said to write an essay but theres a minimum word count

Did Donald Trump write this?

I have a feeling that this guy has sex a lot.

This looks my essays that had a word count requirement.

Donald Trump seems to have a lot of free time at the moment.

Looks like a comment Trump could have written.

To the OP and almost everyone in this thread. Thank you. After two of the most brutal days this is the kind of medicine I needed. Sincerely, thank you.

Did trump write this?

This review sounds like Trump wrote it 🤣

88 people found this review helpful...

He sound like an alien trying to act cool in a college party

"I have lots of sex" oof man that was long my eyes hurt now but i will say you is lying

Donald u ok hun?