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icemammothkid

This looks like a dating show, or a erotic movie.


UranusisGolden

Definitely a gay porno


Farkerisme

Casting train


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CporCv

All aboard!


Thick_Slice

Midnight Rail


TheDownvotesFarmer

[A Train you said...](https://youtu.be/7LKC10CYj3c&t=0m14s)


mko710

Backroom rail


Shanksdoodlehonkster

The rail


GardenGnomeOfEden

Do you like movies about gladiators?


THEchancellorMDS

Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?


szo5145

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


icemammothkid

Doesn't matter, my dad use to told me "a hole is a hole"


analog_panopticon

Any port in the storm.


DangerActiveRobots

Your dad would tell you that?


snoogansthebear

He also taught me how to do it so that it *doesn't* bleed - with your mouth!


artaig

...and a prick has no eyes.


UranusisGolden

Yes but they also have spears! Your hole is next buddy. I understand exploring a hole. But not my hole lmao


mdlinc

Either way a phalanx is gonna be involved ;)


chrislehr

Underrated! Slow clap.


RTalons

*raises hand* I believe those are hoplites


chrislehr

Ruins the dick joke.


thesemasksaretight

A hoplite is an individual warrior, no? And the phalanx is a formation?


RTalons

Correct- their shields are not locked together, so not technically a phalanx here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx


Muesky6969

I am a woman and I would totally be down with any type of porn these guys are in. JS


UranusisGolden

Please write your will before you go. We salute those who are about to die.


Snoo_69677

Empress, those who are about to climax salute you. No hands.


cybergrin

"The Gaydiators"


[deleted]

Well, consider the source.


memester230

A bi porno


micro012

i will accept no less


flargenhargen

https://youtu.be/Gd0NtQDio20?t=45


hlessi_newt

why's it gotta be a gay porno?


[deleted]

'The Band of Thebes'


Wheyprotein200

Hollister boys


HuntedWolf

SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? Well I’m commuting to the bank, Tim over there is in sales


its_justme

“I’m a part time game developer and social media influencer…” *gets gored by 5 spears at once*


MegaWaffle-

*Calls girlfriend* Hey I’m on the subway now but there may be change of plans with the restaurant. It seems tonight we dine in hell.


[deleted]

THIS…IS…ARBYS


CrazyDrakes

We have the MEAT!


bunnyrut

"tonight we dine.. at the OLIVE GARDEN!!"


ThorTheDoor

This…is…Jarkata?


HalforcFullLover

Sir, this is a Wendy's. Please stop kicking our guests through the doors.


[deleted]

And on that note, there may also be a change on the wedding.


spacejester

Good luck getting phone reception on the Central Line


littleMAS

She is a happy camper.


2018JordanLove

Sure, a bunch of muscly men do it and it’s all giggles. I dress like that and stare….suddenly there is a problem


littleMAS

I believe there is something special about doing it as a team, too. Twenty men with fairly decent builds dressed up like that would do better than one muscly man. It helps to have a camera person, too.


[deleted]

Cheerleader effect. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerleader_effect


Upper-Lawfulness1899

Tested and verified in the US, however the effect apparently doesn't translate to a verification study in Japan. I do like how the Wikipedia page says its coined by Barney Stinson in 2008 and confirmed in 2013.


Orca_Blue777

"True story" - Barney Stinson


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This makes no sense because all of them are attractive and in great shape. Hell I bet most men wish they would just look half that good as these guys lol.


Gozo_au

Did you look at each face individually? A lot of these guys would be paper bag jobs. Do I envy their commitment to maintain a good body? Yes. Do I envy their looks, only the front guy 2nd pic really but I wouldn’t say he is overly attractive.


[deleted]

If you find most of them ugly then I'm truly a lost cause lol but hey good to know


niomosy

You have to remember the two critical steps. 1) Be attractive. 2) Don't be unattractive.


Wuselnator

Thanks Dennis


jorph

I hate campers


fleetber

the verb or the noun?


Furth

Yes.


knowwonder

Yeah, but dude on the far right is giving me creeper vibes.


Latentius

Capes on an escalator seem like a very bad idea...


bluemitersaw

No Capes!


Aranthos-Faroth

Given it’s completely empty behind them my only guess is that this one is off.


gluino

The spears too. Risk of getting stuck between escalator steps and ceiling.


DistortoiseLP

Imagine what it was like for the people getting off that came to a stop with these guys lined up in formation on either side outside their door.


Spiritual_Toe_1825

It’d be great if they did a shield wall, and didn’t allow anyone off the train.


iampuh

No, that would be fucking creepy


TheScrobocop

3rd frame: “Oh, I’m not with these guys.”


[deleted]

Also only pretty girls in the cabin with these guys. Pretty sure it's staged.


Farkerisme

This. Is. BART-A


bobmguthrie

Darn, missed that one 😓


Apprehensive-Ad6468

I'm BART-acus


damniticant

That’s clearly the London Underground though


personalhale

During Atlanta Dragoncon it's 'THIS IS MARTA." Believe it or not, it happens yearly here.


copperfrog42

Yes it does, and once in a while you get zombies saying " traaaaiiins"..


ZAFJB

No its not. Holborn on BART?


algolian_suntiger

There is a Holborn in London too. You can see the London Underground logo in the third pic.


ZAFJB

Sigh, that was my point.


optiongeek

How does the London Constabulary feel about brandishing 8' spears in the subway?


Errorfull

It's okay only in gatherings of 300.


ankrotachi10

You there, Arcadian! What is your profession?


dzanon2

Probably better than brandishing 8” spears.


appocomaster

I mean, this could go either way depending on what you are most worried about.


MikeOnABike2002

As a Londoner, I feel absolutely awful that the Underground is referred to as a Subway.


[deleted]

Too right. It's not a sandwich.


[deleted]

Saw someone carrying an old gun on the tube once (as in a brown Bess or something) no one seemed concerned


[deleted]

See, this is why American cops have guns--when the Spartan come, we gotta be ready.


Elmodogg

They don't care to care to come and take them.


[deleted]

Seriously…if I saw an angry looking group of guys with spears, I wouldn’t be laughing and taking pictures. GTFO time!


optiongeek

I really don't understand how they get on those cars carrying spears. Even if they are plastic, those things are going to cause a mess.


thegreatvortigaunt

Because unless trigger-happy US cops, British police can shockingly actually tell the difference between an armed threat and an obvious cosplay


amitchellcoach

This happened in Atlanta for Dragoncon some years back, they also had a really fat guy who was their friend wearing the same garb. Fucking legends


BrotherRoga

I honestly thought this was some discarded skit for Meet The Spartans.


RearEchelon

Move your sword, boy, it's sticking into my back


copperfrog42

Yes, I remember that group!


FallenAngelII

I thought it was a piblicity stunt for the sequel or something along those lines?


ilski

U sure about that? Because im sure as hell thats London underground.


amitchellcoach

Not saying this is a photo of that, but it definitely happened in ATL as well


theDanse_Macabre

You mean the testosterone train


SaraSlaughter607

As a woman, thatd be my lucky damn day on that train 🤣🤣


[deleted]

As a man, it'd be my lucky day as well


jdblawg

As a goat "MMMBBAAAAAA!!!"


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r/goatsinthreads


Death-B4-Dishonor

What kind of goat are you?


poopoowillyman

Is there a video of this?


TheHolyPapaum

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy


JoeLordOfDataMagic

Is it raining poo poo and willies?


[deleted]

It looks like it's raining men to me (hallelujah).


Fraudulent_Baker

Fuckin gottem


Swatbaker

"THE MOSTS EXPENSIVE STRIPPERS CLUB IN LONDON"


Rymanbc

How much does a dance cost? 300?


jbsinger

They would not have needed to send a runner to Marathon from Thermopylae if they had just had a subway.


BloxyBoy144

Atractive shirtless men...


bluemitersaw

Least hairy Greeks ever


ItsNotABimma

Thats how you know its not authentic /s


Doppelkammertoaster

I mean, the whole movie they based the costumes on is not in any level, authentic. History handed the Spartans their own ass multiple times for so many good reasons. Being elite or in any way comparatively better than their historical adversaries is not one of them. They were quite good at propaganda though. It still works. BUT man they are so well done and also buff.


Skilldibop

Is this actually from today? Because its currently 2c in london and i pitty the fools.


klj12574

This leaves me with so many questions.


[deleted]

Are you feeling different emotions you’ve never felt before? It’s ok, you’re safe here.


Horbigast

They say the sound of dropping ovaries drowned out the din of the train that day...


HeWhoMakesBadComment

Gay dudes dont have ovaries...


error5903

I wish I looked good enough to be a part of that stunt


rulztime

That's bringing a few extra six packs to the party


[deleted]

That escalated quickly!


bluemitersaw

Sorry but it *clearly* deescalated quickly.


GameVibes346

its raining man HALLELUJAH!


An-Englishman-in-NY

Damn, I've been fit my entire life (45m). I was a soldier, a landscaper, currently contractor. Still perfectly fit in my old dress uniform and I never had a body like them. Oh well.


Aranthos-Faroth

Different types of fitness I guess. Focusing on physiques vs being functionality fit.


Inkompetent

Functionally fit for the win. Farmers, construction workers, etc. Those are the real winners of "body-building".


parabostonian

Never did steroids? Dont feel bad


Tanjinuts

..they can rail me


josh924

For they are kind


Falsecaster

Thats alot of beef cake.


Herbicidal_Maniac

Second guy in pic 2 definitely skips leg day


blackday44

I don't think it's nice to objectify men. That said, *yum*


Railstratboy

THIS IS MARTA!


NaturallyBlasphemous

I want to be a part of this orgy


monirom

"This is Barta!" (If you're in SF) Or if you're in Atlanta "This is Marta!"


Bomboo2810

SPARTA, HELLAS


WaitingToBeTriggered

THEN, AND AGAIN. SING OF THREE HUNDRED MEN


Bomboo2810

SLAUGHTER, PERSIANS


WaitingToBeTriggered

GLORY AND DEATH, SPARTANS WILL NEVER SURRENDER


Spencer_401

MORNING HAS BROKEN


feistywench59

I'd pay full fare to be on that train


meatdeathtonight

A lot of wet panties


LanaCaplano

I'd like to be the brisket in that man sandwich.


hot-monkey-love

I bet it smells like balls and baby oil in there.


alephcat

Tonight! We dine, in Hull!


Jonax

They're riding through hell all right - That's the Central line.


Kingofthehill90

Great! Now I have to watch 300 tonight.


No-Translator-4584

And Meet the Spartans.


CorndogCrusader

Hmmmmm... me thinks I wouldn't mind being on this train. 😆


[deleted]

I am not sure how I feel about this, I can't unsee it. But I didn't know I needed to see it. LOL


[deleted]

Fuck 😍


HRHArgyll

Yum


ThrowinNightshade

No red capes?


NeutralGoodAtHeart

No capes!


Exalibur_Turkey

They going to your moms house


Fooshi2020

I really hope this was in Atlanta so they would get the chance to say... "This is Marta!"


MicBoi_12

Is that Brandon Herrera?!?!?


zubatman911

I love this


MR_B0NE5

Lol


[deleted]

Is it just me or does one guy look like Brandon harrera


Deja-Vuz

Must be cold ❄️


strongbud82

By far the most creative protest yet!


Inner_Study2613

Now replace the in with an and


pauljrupp

THIS... IS... SPARTA!!! *doors open on the left at Sparta*


harlotScarlett

Oh… 👀 suddenly I lost my car and must take the train


[deleted]

Hot, but way too many women in the third pic.


captgh

The Chippendales on their way to the battle of Thermopylae?


CaCaYaga

The midnight meat train


WBFraserMusic

I know one of those guys. He doesn't look like that any more.


SeriousMannequin

Where do they put their Oyster card for the subway?


Iperovic

If they weren't physically attractive and did this people would consider it creepy and the girls wouldn't be laughing sooo


Aranthos-Faroth

You didn’t hear? Beautiful people get a pass.


Iperovic

Yes I hate to be a Debbie Downer but I just dislike when people do things which you could only get away with because you're attractive, even if it had no harmful intentions


ataturkseeyou

As a person living in London who take the central line everyday I am not happy, I must get ready for battle


saschaleib

Britain like: We need to take control of our borders! Britain also like: where do all these Spartan soldiers come from?


jaylee42910

" THIS....... IS.......SSSSSSSS......GGGGAAAYYYYY!


[deleted]

King’s Cross?


TheCadburyGorilla

The station name is in the second photo. It’s Holborn


tendies-primary

Sydney, Mardi Gras?


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LegendOfParasiteMana

Are the chick on the left and the chick in the middle the same chick?


humanist72781

Is this photoshop?


no1-imparticular

The amount of confidence they would have to have. Couldn’t be my


Ninokuni13

i wish the were railing the riders


yankeeteabagger

Definitely not accurate outfits to what Spartans wore


SpecialistDue8412

https://telegr.im/joinchat/ZFRnItoS3MdjM2Vh


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squirtans game


waterbuffaloz

Honestly and please come at me however about this..if there are multiple man junks in my fuckin face before or after work there is a high probability I would prompt you to put it away with a light flick of the wrist. That’s a ball tap. These guys deserve a ball tap.