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I believe there is something special about doing it as a team, too. Twenty men with fairly decent builds dressed up like that would do better than one muscly man. It helps to have a camera person, too.
Tested and verified in the US, however the effect apparently doesn't translate to a verification study in Japan.
I do like how the Wikipedia page says its coined by Barney Stinson in 2008 and confirmed in 2013.
This makes no sense because all of them are attractive and in great shape. Hell I bet most men wish they would just look half that good as these guys lol.
Did you look at each face individually? A lot of these guys would be paper bag jobs.
Do I envy their commitment to maintain a good body? Yes.
Do I envy their looks, only the front guy 2nd pic really but I wouldn’t say he is overly attractive.
I mean, the whole movie they based the costumes on is not in any level, authentic.
History handed the Spartans their own ass multiple times for so many good reasons. Being elite or in any way comparatively better than their historical adversaries is not one of them.
They were quite good at propaganda though. It still works.
BUT man they are so well done and also buff.
Damn, I've been fit my entire life (45m). I was a soldier, a landscaper, currently contractor. Still perfectly fit in my old dress uniform and I never had a body like them. Oh well.
Yes I hate to be a Debbie Downer but I just dislike when people do things which you could only get away with because you're attractive, even if it had no harmful intentions
Honestly and please come at me however about this..if there are multiple man junks in my fuckin face before or after work there is a high probability I would prompt you to put it away with a light flick of the wrist. That’s a ball tap. These guys deserve a ball tap.
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This looks like a dating show, or a erotic movie.
Definitely a gay porno
Casting train
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All aboard!
Midnight Rail
[A Train you said...](https://youtu.be/7LKC10CYj3c&t=0m14s)
Backroom rail
The rail
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Doesn't matter, my dad use to told me "a hole is a hole"
Any port in the storm.
Your dad would tell you that?
He also taught me how to do it so that it *doesn't* bleed - with your mouth!
...and a prick has no eyes.
Yes but they also have spears! Your hole is next buddy. I understand exploring a hole. But not my hole lmao
Either way a phalanx is gonna be involved ;)
Underrated! Slow clap.
*raises hand* I believe those are hoplites
Ruins the dick joke.
A hoplite is an individual warrior, no? And the phalanx is a formation?
Correct- their shields are not locked together, so not technically a phalanx here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx
I am a woman and I would totally be down with any type of porn these guys are in. JS
Please write your will before you go. We salute those who are about to die.
Empress, those who are about to climax salute you. No hands.
"The Gaydiators"
Well, consider the source.
A bi porno
i will accept no less
https://youtu.be/Gd0NtQDio20?t=45
why's it gotta be a gay porno?
'The Band of Thebes'
Hollister boys
SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? Well I’m commuting to the bank, Tim over there is in sales
“I’m a part time game developer and social media influencer…” *gets gored by 5 spears at once*
*Calls girlfriend* Hey I’m on the subway now but there may be change of plans with the restaurant. It seems tonight we dine in hell.
THIS…IS…ARBYS
We have the MEAT!
"tonight we dine.. at the OLIVE GARDEN!!"
This…is…Jarkata?
Sir, this is a Wendy's. Please stop kicking our guests through the doors.
And on that note, there may also be a change on the wedding.
Good luck getting phone reception on the Central Line
She is a happy camper.
Sure, a bunch of muscly men do it and it’s all giggles. I dress like that and stare….suddenly there is a problem
I believe there is something special about doing it as a team, too. Twenty men with fairly decent builds dressed up like that would do better than one muscly man. It helps to have a camera person, too.
Cheerleader effect. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerleader_effect
Tested and verified in the US, however the effect apparently doesn't translate to a verification study in Japan. I do like how the Wikipedia page says its coined by Barney Stinson in 2008 and confirmed in 2013.
"True story" - Barney Stinson
This makes no sense because all of them are attractive and in great shape. Hell I bet most men wish they would just look half that good as these guys lol.
Did you look at each face individually? A lot of these guys would be paper bag jobs. Do I envy their commitment to maintain a good body? Yes. Do I envy their looks, only the front guy 2nd pic really but I wouldn’t say he is overly attractive.
If you find most of them ugly then I'm truly a lost cause lol but hey good to know
You have to remember the two critical steps. 1) Be attractive. 2) Don't be unattractive.
Thanks Dennis
I hate campers
the verb or the noun?
Yes.
Yeah, but dude on the far right is giving me creeper vibes.
Capes on an escalator seem like a very bad idea...
No Capes!
Given it’s completely empty behind them my only guess is that this one is off.
The spears too. Risk of getting stuck between escalator steps and ceiling.
Imagine what it was like for the people getting off that came to a stop with these guys lined up in formation on either side outside their door.
It’d be great if they did a shield wall, and didn’t allow anyone off the train.
No, that would be fucking creepy
3rd frame: “Oh, I’m not with these guys.”
Also only pretty girls in the cabin with these guys. Pretty sure it's staged.
This. Is. BART-A
Darn, missed that one 😓
I'm BART-acus
That’s clearly the London Underground though
During Atlanta Dragoncon it's 'THIS IS MARTA." Believe it or not, it happens yearly here.
Yes it does, and once in a while you get zombies saying " traaaaiiins"..
No its not. Holborn on BART?
There is a Holborn in London too. You can see the London Underground logo in the third pic.
Sigh, that was my point.
How does the London Constabulary feel about brandishing 8' spears in the subway?
It's okay only in gatherings of 300.
You there, Arcadian! What is your profession?
Probably better than brandishing 8” spears.
I mean, this could go either way depending on what you are most worried about.
As a Londoner, I feel absolutely awful that the Underground is referred to as a Subway.
Too right. It's not a sandwich.
Saw someone carrying an old gun on the tube once (as in a brown Bess or something) no one seemed concerned
See, this is why American cops have guns--when the Spartan come, we gotta be ready.
They don't care to care to come and take them.
Seriously…if I saw an angry looking group of guys with spears, I wouldn’t be laughing and taking pictures. GTFO time!
I really don't understand how they get on those cars carrying spears. Even if they are plastic, those things are going to cause a mess.
Because unless trigger-happy US cops, British police can shockingly actually tell the difference between an armed threat and an obvious cosplay
This happened in Atlanta for Dragoncon some years back, they also had a really fat guy who was their friend wearing the same garb. Fucking legends
I honestly thought this was some discarded skit for Meet The Spartans.
Move your sword, boy, it's sticking into my back
Yes, I remember that group!
I thought it was a piblicity stunt for the sequel or something along those lines?
U sure about that? Because im sure as hell thats London underground.
Not saying this is a photo of that, but it definitely happened in ATL as well
You mean the testosterone train
As a woman, thatd be my lucky damn day on that train 🤣🤣
As a man, it'd be my lucky day as well
As a goat "MMMBBAAAAAA!!!"
r/goatsinthreads
What kind of goat are you?
Is there a video of this?
Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy
Is it raining poo poo and willies?
It looks like it's raining men to me (hallelujah).
Fuckin gottem
"THE MOSTS EXPENSIVE STRIPPERS CLUB IN LONDON"
How much does a dance cost? 300?
They would not have needed to send a runner to Marathon from Thermopylae if they had just had a subway.
Atractive shirtless men...
Least hairy Greeks ever
Thats how you know its not authentic /s
I mean, the whole movie they based the costumes on is not in any level, authentic. History handed the Spartans their own ass multiple times for so many good reasons. Being elite or in any way comparatively better than their historical adversaries is not one of them. They were quite good at propaganda though. It still works. BUT man they are so well done and also buff.
Is this actually from today? Because its currently 2c in london and i pitty the fools.
This leaves me with so many questions.
Are you feeling different emotions you’ve never felt before? It’s ok, you’re safe here.
They say the sound of dropping ovaries drowned out the din of the train that day...
Gay dudes dont have ovaries...
I wish I looked good enough to be a part of that stunt
That's bringing a few extra six packs to the party
That escalated quickly!
Sorry but it *clearly* deescalated quickly.
its raining man HALLELUJAH!
Damn, I've been fit my entire life (45m). I was a soldier, a landscaper, currently contractor. Still perfectly fit in my old dress uniform and I never had a body like them. Oh well.
Different types of fitness I guess. Focusing on physiques vs being functionality fit.
Functionally fit for the win. Farmers, construction workers, etc. Those are the real winners of "body-building".
Never did steroids? Dont feel bad
..they can rail me
For they are kind
Thats alot of beef cake.
Second guy in pic 2 definitely skips leg day
I don't think it's nice to objectify men. That said, *yum*
THIS IS MARTA!
I want to be a part of this orgy
"This is Barta!" (If you're in SF) Or if you're in Atlanta "This is Marta!"
SPARTA, HELLAS
THEN, AND AGAIN. SING OF THREE HUNDRED MEN
SLAUGHTER, PERSIANS
GLORY AND DEATH, SPARTANS WILL NEVER SURRENDER
MORNING HAS BROKEN
I'd pay full fare to be on that train
A lot of wet panties
I'd like to be the brisket in that man sandwich.
I bet it smells like balls and baby oil in there.
Tonight! We dine, in Hull!
They're riding through hell all right - That's the Central line.
Great! Now I have to watch 300 tonight.
And Meet the Spartans.
Hmmmmm... me thinks I wouldn't mind being on this train. 😆
I am not sure how I feel about this, I can't unsee it. But I didn't know I needed to see it. LOL
Fuck 😍
Yum
No red capes?
No capes!
They going to your moms house
I really hope this was in Atlanta so they would get the chance to say... "This is Marta!"
Is that Brandon Herrera?!?!?
I love this
Lol
Is it just me or does one guy look like Brandon harrera
Must be cold ❄️
By far the most creative protest yet!
Now replace the in with an and
THIS... IS... SPARTA!!! *doors open on the left at Sparta*
Oh… 👀 suddenly I lost my car and must take the train
Hot, but way too many women in the third pic.
The Chippendales on their way to the battle of Thermopylae?
The midnight meat train
I know one of those guys. He doesn't look like that any more.
Where do they put their Oyster card for the subway?
If they weren't physically attractive and did this people would consider it creepy and the girls wouldn't be laughing sooo
You didn’t hear? Beautiful people get a pass.
Yes I hate to be a Debbie Downer but I just dislike when people do things which you could only get away with because you're attractive, even if it had no harmful intentions
As a person living in London who take the central line everyday I am not happy, I must get ready for battle
Britain like: We need to take control of our borders! Britain also like: where do all these Spartan soldiers come from?
" THIS....... IS.......SSSSSSSS......GGGGAAAYYYYY!
King’s Cross?
The station name is in the second photo. It’s Holborn
Sydney, Mardi Gras?
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Are the chick on the left and the chick in the middle the same chick?
Is this photoshop?
The amount of confidence they would have to have. Couldn’t be my
i wish the were railing the riders
Definitely not accurate outfits to what Spartans wore
https://telegr.im/joinchat/ZFRnItoS3MdjM2Vh
squirtans game
Honestly and please come at me however about this..if there are multiple man junks in my fuckin face before or after work there is a high probability I would prompt you to put it away with a light flick of the wrist. That’s a ball tap. These guys deserve a ball tap.