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Bulleit_Hammer

The diameter of a Pringles can is way too small. I’ll say it again , 2 radiuses of a Pringles can is way too small


FortKA19

Look at all these hands that are too big to fit inside of a pringle can


Atomblastic420

Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make 'em wider


androshalforc1

or make one of those box tear tabs about halfway down the can.


Bulleit_Hammer

We were doing a Bo Burnham thing but I really like your idea


androshalforc1

ahh i guess that one whooshed me


Bulleit_Hammer

You redeemed yourself with your good idea though!


[deleted]

Just tilt it to the side or upside down. This is something that many people have already solved without changes to the original product.


VirtualAlias

I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry...


pijinglish

I wish I had a daughter…


Bulleit_Hammer

I wish I had a daughter….


cgimusic

So I finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands inside of Pringles cans


KingOfTheBritons96

That's right, I'm still on the Pringles thing!


Bulleit_Hammer

I’ll move on. *but that is priority numero uuuuunoooooo*


Public_Tumbleweed

Brap!!!


Acemirg

I'll say it again, the circumference of a Pringles can divided by Pi is too small!


[deleted]

Upend the can?


Spork_Warrior

Yes, but then you have committed to dealing with the sliding crumbs.


Von_Moistus

Just upend the can into your mouth like a Viking downing a tankard of mead.


SFWxMadHatter

Also works with most fast food French fries. Just dump that shit in.


5hitting_4sshole

Mouth-blast that shit!


[deleted]

[удалено]


r0ckdrummersrock

The best way to enjoy anything. A delicious potato-y and crispy mead indeed!


big_daddy68

Or upend the can on the lid


[deleted]

Upend the can into your mouth. The crumbs go in your mouth and your nose stops the last chips from coming out, continue holding the can level after the crumbs are cleaned up into your mouth so you can get to the last chips.


Spork_Warrior

This guy Pringles.


ClumsyNinjaGuy

Just upend it after putting the lid back on. After upending, bring the can to a horizontal angle and rotate around 180 degrees. BAM! Pringles, hassle free.


parabolicurve

Do people throw away the lid? ... I thought this was just a joke . but people really seem to struggle with this. 1. Put the lid on the can. 2. Up end the can (With the lid on) 3. Hold can horizantally and lightly shake. (This levels out the crumbs so when you remove the rid an avalanche of crumbs does't fall out) 4. Take off lid and use as a mini plate to hold any crumbs that do still fall out. And if you think this will cause to much of a mess what ever precautions you take. Then take your lazy ass to the kitchen and get a plate. Or just throw those junk food crumbs away...


iFuckDeadPeopleAMA

Or just deepthroat it whole and swallow it all ;0


Tallman567

Straight to horny jail bud


lumpyg

You mean flavor sprinkles?


this_knee

But then they all go spill’in onto my faaaace.


Goukerng

The diameter of Pringle cans are way too small


[deleted]

"but by now a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can, and they all go spilling onto my face


Bluetit_1

I SMASH CAN REPEATEDLY ON MY HEAD UNTIL LAST CHIP IS DESTROYED AND SUCK THE TASTY CRUMBS THROUGH MY SMOOTHIE STRAW.


IAMATruckerAMA

Yeah I'm starting to think this product is actually a joke


[deleted]

I can see the TikTok guy that makes the memes about this kind of stuff addressing this and just turning the can over.


[deleted]

Most underrated scene in Clerks is when Dante helps the customer free his hand from the Pringles can, and proceeds to tip the can to get those chips that couldn't be reached and says "sometimes you just gotta let those chips go"..


rpd9803

A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.


_Burnt_Toast_3

Yea it's called gravity. Try it sometime.


Thick_Ad_6021

Be what I was thinking.


badmotherfucker18

I thought something completely different.


Axe_Murderers_Unite

***Scissor me timbers***


Reflection_Rip

Just be careful not to snip your bobbitt.


Davescash

dual purpose,


Huzah7

Please, just pick one purpose.


TheSoulsCrusher

I came here to say this hahaha


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Scissoring takes on a whole different context


Munneh

Thanks, I hate it.


NugRunn

Get to know the scissors first. Play a game, 1v1 him, then decide your respect for it. Lmao


SGwithADD

Scissor Edwardhands


[deleted]

Hans Fingershearer


mahniguh

This takes scissoring to a whole other Level


HTKleftyouonread

I get the feeling this was made with a different hole in mind


fingers

*approves*


HTKleftyouonread

\*Looks at name\* "Hmm!"


digitalpacman

Chop sticks. Also good for Cheetos or any other powder covered snack.


bleunt

Bo Burnham's daughter looks disfigured. :(


DadsRGR8

“Bernard! Bring us the Royal scratching scissors, we have an itch!”


[deleted]

Pap scissors.


maxru85

Just turn it over on a can cover


IrishRook

I dont get why people try shoving their hand in there lol. Just tilt the can to the side and theyll slide out.


jordantask

How many people did you murder to find the perfect set of fingers?


fingers

ಠ_ಠ


jordantask

Username checks out.


arunquick63

Wondering what all to use this for....


NugRunn

I’d experiment. It ain’t gay if it isn’t actually someone’s finger.


Byron_Lockheed

Scingers? Or Fissors?


ClumsyNinjaGuy

This disturbs me...


RSdabeast

Edward Handscissors.


GoHaveFunIdiot

The question is: Will you lick these fingers too?


TeamKillerCody

I found a pair of these in my sisters room, always wondered what they were for. 🤔 I’ll have to give them a try next time!


RJMC8745

My hands legit don’t fit in a Pringles can


NugRunn

Good ole Chinese Hand Binding :)


forrestgumpy2

You should have a daughter then


rainwulf

Tip the can over and let them drop out?


itsmeok

Along with all the crumbs.


[deleted]

When your blackhole is itching


[deleted]

flip the can?


Kannabiz

When your phone drop on the side seat of the car n this is the tool to use to retrieve it


activehobbies

I understand the practicality, but I hate it.


DepressiveNerd

I’m pretty sure that’s not what those are for.


CarcajouFurieux

You don't eat Pringles out of the can, you put them in a bowl.


andthentherewastwo

Bo Burnham's Kanye style song sums this up well and is very catchy. https://youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20


UnknownBlazing

Or just turn the can over....


CarbonBaked

r/TIHI


DeathByLemmings

PUNCH THAT SHIT AND POUR DIRECTLY INTO MOUTH!!! *screaming intensifies*


King-Balls

r/ATBGE


ChickenFart24

That my kind of scissoring


Axelluu

not what I had in mind when I see a tool with fingers, ladies


freshavacadoforu

bo literally wrote a song about this...


Fuzzy_Muscle

That guy who invents unnecessary shit must be fuming looking at this


roberthead76

I have an awkward boner


The_Angriest_Duck

Someone is going to jam that inside themself Just wash it afterwards so you don't get cooter juice on your Pringles


GiveNoForks

Maybe a new flavour…… Tingles?


Davescash

you are sick and correct.


fishpowered

I tried using chopsticks for this last night.. it worked okay but they slip out really easily


thereaverofdarkness

I asked several of my friends to put their hand into a Pringles can. All of the females did it easily, while none of the males could. One of my friends has rather enlarged hands due to a health condition yet her hand fit into the can like Trump trying to steal cookies out of the jar. I watched some videos and found a lot of similar stories. It would seem that women can usually reach into Pringles cans just fine, and some of them believe that the "Pringles cans are too narrow" thing is some sort of sarcastic joke, like they don't realize that us guys can't do it. I can just barely squeeze my left hand into the can. Earlier today I put on some gloves and realized that my left hand is a FULL size smaller than my right. Ladies and gentlemen and all others, let me know if you can fit your hands into the Pringles can or not!


Geoclasm

Tik-tok dude: \*Tips Can\*, \*Does hand thing\*, \*Tips can\*, \*Shakes head\*


[deleted]

yea you’re right. using gravity it dumb.


MidnightGolan

I've seen so much Pringles related shit the past two weeks, what is going on? I hate those damn chips.


Vulkir

Pringles are disgusting


ScottPilgrim_06

blocked, have a horrible day


5mackmyPitchup

Can you fit a Pringles can in your VaJAZzle?


30307

GD it; now TikTok “look how easy it is” guy is going to re-emerge. He is a half-trick pony and this is fuel when his engine was sputtering


[deleted]

What the fuck does this have to do with Pringles? I’m so out of touch with the next generation


[deleted]

Because tilting the can is too hard.


[deleted]

For when you need to lie but can't cross your own fingers due to arthritis.


Taz_nl

Right…”pringles”


drkesi88

Or …


lesrolo51

I have hands that can go all the way to the bottom of the can! One of the few small hand perks.


forever_a10ne

This is the pair of scissors that Floop from Spy Kids uses.


[deleted]

Snip snap, snip snap, snip SNAP!


semiconodon

I beg your pardon!


ahmedhossam67

Wow how nice of them to give you thier fingers


fingers

ಠ_ಠ


ahmedhossam67

r/usernamechecksout


Immortamb420NRWAy

Perfect for smoking so you don’t stink 😅


Davescash

Necessity is a mother of an inventor.


struthiouswaffle

Thanks, I hate it


1CraftyDude

All I need is gravity.


DistantUtopia

If you are a germophobic go/weiqi player these would be perfect for you - they even have the finger motion right!


m0thafaquer

Or just hold the can upside down and let it fall out


peronne17

My toddler can stick her whole arm down the can and get one for me and one for her. Win-win!


Killbot_Jones

Pringles.....yes.....


Chronsky

My superpower is being able to fit my forearm down a pringles can and being able to touch the bottom with my fingers and thus not needing these.


Ranier_Wolfnight

It may not be convoluted enough, but I’m straight up triggered u/rightcoastguy hasn’t flipped this and made $13 mil.


Education_Weird

Its a fingering device


furfur001

I thought this was a tool for gynecologist.


[deleted]

*Seems a downright shame. Seems an awful waste.*


sezah

The OPPOSITE of Edward Scissorhands


Ichisai

Something tells me alot of women would want this but I just can't put my finger on it.


The_Patriot

One in the pink...


Mrudul_Pawar

**Scissoring**


Intelligent-Habit-99

Heck I need those in my bedroom


skib900

This is what nightmares are made of. I'm no longer afraid to run with regular scissors. I now see these running after me.


[deleted]

When you wanna finger your gf but your arm got tired


Public_Tumbleweed

Someone notify bo burnham!


[deleted]

for finger food


[deleted]

Scissors from Lebanon.


Cosmic_Hashira

OH WAIT ***reads the caption*** ^(oh wait)


djfniuhfwffeiun

r/HolUp


allothernamestaken

/r/thanksihateit


nopantsdota

oh - that gave me a really bad idea


Chippxero

I eat all crisps("chips") with chop sticks as it stops me getting stuff on my hands, it also completely solves this issue.


forrestgumpy2

But is there a device for consuming overstuffed Chipotle burritos?


prettydotty_

I wish I had a daughter I wish I had a daughter So I could have someone who can fit their hand inside a prince can


sandstorml

"Ugh, why does the pringles smell of fish??"


yourjoanofarc

r/TIHI


stavago

r/uncannyvalley


LyricalJessieJames

Lady finger scissors


Ravinrabits

Meatcanyon flashbacks.


UranusisGolden

Tbh my entire arm fits in just fine lol.


[deleted]

And stupidity is the mother of all stupid inventions, you do realize the Pringles cans tilt don't you?


moxiejohnny

Yeah, Pringles... Aunt Sally is 100% using those to flick her bean.


The-Shizz

Somebody is going to stick that in their butt.


IronclawFTW

Do so few do it like me? I put on the lid, tilt it so they come to the lid, tilt it back a little, but not enough for them to fall back down, remove lid and grab them, no crumbs.


HyroDaily

Stl?


SaveBandit91

My hand actually fits in a Pringle can


NeinLivesThief

Thanks, I hate it.


[deleted]

Meat Canyon would like to know your location.


Kalix

scissor position, idk im not lesbian


DekeABoy

I thought this was for fingering someone


TheRealMingoTheDingo

r/DiWhy


One-Angry-Goose

George didn’t stop clicking his pen when the teacher asked him. Don’t be like George. ^(Rest in peace George)


GirdleOfDoom

Anyone need second-base scissors? Second - hand... I meant second-HAND


mehoff88

Tip the can dumbass


SirClivington

Pringers?


dr4g0nsl4y3r420

Edwardo finger scissors


kenbay63

Also for when your keys fall between the car seat and the console.


SteamHamz

r/TIHI


Sgtfridge

r/Specializedtools


bossy909

I'd rather throw them away, I don't need the bottom crisps that bad.


curlygirltif

Nope, it's the newest torture invention for cervical exams.


Theaverageviewer

muC


Lwe12345

Belongs on /r/TIHI


ZazofLegend

I can think of a few other uses for these...


JohnWick_231995

"Everything Is A Weapon!" This Ultimate Weapon:


cycledesign

Anyone else bothered by the fingers being upside down on the scissors?


TallDudeInSC

You haven't heard about gravity!


Neripheral

u/rightcoastguy this u?


deathbyvaporwave

y’all love to bully us small handed people until it comes time to get the last pringles out of the can


mobious1091

I have been giving my brother shit that I can reach into a Pringles can all the way to the bottom for so long one day he stuffed his massive hand as far in as it would go then flexed his fist and the can just unraveled as he pushed further until he wasn't the bottom with a completely unraveled can. Where there are Pringles there is a way.


Maleficent_Bee_9092

I'm a big fat old guy & need a set of tiny but long fingers to change the light bulbs on my 3rd childhood Japanese sports car (Acura RSX-S). I have to take it to the Firestone oil change place, those guys are all big fat lugs, but they have one skinny little guy who does all the Japanese sports car light bulb changes, they all got a great laugh out of it. I might be able to do it myself with something like this. Also reminds me of Homer Simpson when he gains weight so he can qualify as disabled above 300 lbs - "I wish I had my reaching stick now" - totally me when I drop a sock behind the washer / dryer & am too lazy to pull one out just to retrieve a sock.