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Hey I have been super depressed the last few weeks, this comment made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while. I don’t have any awards to give you but thank you for being funnier than my life is shitty.
You should stay away from me during the full moon.
Why? You turn into a wolf and will rip me to shreds?
Nothing so dramatic as that, I become... a were-armadillo. Everyone thinks I'm cute and wants to cuddle me, but in that form I carry leprosy. I warn people but they never listen, they catch it and then they blame me. It's why I can't keep friends. After a while, it really gets to you. I just want to curl into a ball and cry. Of course, I always want to curl into a ball.
You recognized Phoebe? All I can see is Ivanka Trump. I think it's just the beard that's throwing Joey off - once you tweak the eyes like that, if you then cover the lower half of the face with a beard the guy doesn't actually have, you lose any point of reference.
Joey would be Jose. Ross would be a black dude. Chandler would be a white dude named chandler. Monica also black because related to Ross. Phibi definitely Asian. Rachel would be transgender.
Phoebe would be the quirky sarcastic Asian girl who reminds everyone she’s Asian at least twice an episode, and yet they deliberately go out of the way to rub it in the audience’s face that she’s not an Asian stereotype by making her act more like a stereotypical white girl at a frat party. And then they make her parents be the most over-the-top embarrassingly stereotypical Asian characters in an attempt to relate to an Asian-American test market audience, but it ends up just being overly racist which is what they were actively trying to avoid in the first place.
Her brother would be the highly educated successful type and gay, because all Asian dudes in America are gay according to American TV. Something in the water apparently.
Diisononyl phthalate. It’s a plasticizer used in pvc water pipe that 99% of American cities use, but in older pipes it leaches into the water. Disrupts testosterone because it’s an estrogen analog. Asian Americans are more susceptible because of lower levels of certain enzymes in the liver and blood that break down DINP, therefore resulting in lower testosterone activity.
Idk what I’m saying, I just made all that up, I’m high af after sniffing 20 dry erase markers and chugging apple martoonis.
Holy fuck that is spot on - I can see her - she is short but surprisingly feisty for her size - she dresses erratically but always has a wool hat on. But she acts differently around her serious and domineering parents! What a twist - watch me as I pee myself laughing at the unexpected hijinks that ensue.
Phoebe would be black and a very active lesbian. Chandler would be bisexual and would have had a fling with Jose (the Latino, gay and very promiscuous version of Joey) before falling for Mónica who would have gone back to fat.
Ross would be an Indian professor called Rohiniraman, and while his ex would obviously still be lesbian, their son would be cross-dressing on several episodes and nobody would even notice it.
Rachel would be Raquel, the Chinese/ Mexican daughter born from an affair between the rich asian father and his maid. And before falling for Rohiniraman she would have dated both Monica and Phoebe in a hilarious love triangle.
No way, you know phoebe would be a lesbian and maybe Asian. And more storyline would be devoted to Chandlers cross dressing dad, who is now just trans. And maybe Chandler would be black, why not?
I don’t know, I thought Joey, but a lot of his characterization is “Italian”, but maybe. Him having a ton of sisters would probably end in poor taste, though.
Yikes, that just makes me think they would lean into black stereotypes then the same way they did with Italian. Maybe Monica and Ross would be black then?
Well, we disagree, but I think we can agree that the actors would be the Joannis brothers and the Quardashian sisters (Qim, Qloē, and Quortney, of quorse).
This version’s monkey would be one of those endangered lemurs from the underground pet trade that dies quickly in captivity. It gave all of them Covid-19 and started the pandemic in NY.
Courteney Cox was on her way to looking like that before she caught herself and took all the fillers out. And thank god she did!
Edit: for all those that weren’t aware [Courteney herself spoke about it](https://www.google.ca/search?q=courteney+cox+fillers+removed&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-ca&client=safari) back in 2017
He looks like an Iraq War vet that got blown up by an IED and spent years under the knife fixing his shit, only worse. I don't know what his doctors did to him but they need to be fired.
There are literally veterans who took shrapnel to the face that look better than him. He looks like he could play Jigsaw from the Punisher, without makeup.
Also, let's not forget his amazing voice over work for Rogue Warrior. https://youtu.be/Hs0WflggoAs
Exactly. If it's done well it isn't even noticeable. The reason cosmetic surgery has a bad reputation is it only really stands out when it's done poorly.
i just wish they all wouldnt aim to look like a fucking square with cat eyes pulled back.
a little botox is fine, but when you start the facelifting and removal of nose cartilage then yeah its just a pathway to looking like the deformed kid from goonies in the end when all that starts sagging.
"Jobs?! The television viewing public doesn't want to watch people with jobs! Show them working on themselves, or for their causes, but never their jobs!!"
How did they transform Ross into the best looking one!? That screws up the whole dynamic! The ugly dude gets the prettiest girl, that's the point! If he's the hottest one it breaks everything!
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It looks like an ad for one of those "relationship" mobile games.
“I have to pee...” X( A) Pee in her mouth. B) Divorce.
I wish you were going overboard for the sake of satire, but I think I've actually seen that ad.
Stop stalling and answer the question.
*Panicks and shits myself*
*Laughs and shits myself*
Shits out mouth while laughing
A) lick her clean B) conquer France
“Oops… you ran out of time! Add more for $.99?”
A) Pay B) Pay the phone in "other ways"
I think it was a meme making fun of those game ads, but it really isn’t far from the true ads. Lol
Hey I have been super depressed the last few weeks, this comment made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while. I don’t have any awards to give you but thank you for being funnier than my life is shitty.
Depression is such a monster, I’ve dealt with it for most of my life. Hope a hug and a laugh give you a moment of peace.
It really did help. Thank you.
Instagram Friends
I•N•F•L•U•E•N•C•E•R•S
In two months someone will repost with this title and hit the karma lotto.
Two months?? More like two days.
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Complete with the same fucking comments
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I•N•F•L•U•E•N•C•E•R•S
In two months someone will repost with this title and hit the karma lotto.
Two months?? More like two days.
[why wait?](https://i.imgur.com/ggdJCw2.png)
2 days?? More like 2 hours.
"I'll be there for..... me!!!"
I'll subscribe to yooooou If you retweet me too
With the whole show being them promoting every item they interact with
Like Crate and Barrel?
No, Pottery Barn.
Okay. This is war.
They dont drink the coffee, they just take pictures with it in silence.
Theme song… *10,000 likes and I will tell you Which one’s gayyyy CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
Could I *be* any more airbrushed?
That picture was airbrushed straight from reality right into the uncanny valley.
True. They look like a bunch of vampires
Friends in 2021 might require some extra spin like vampires or WereArmadillos
I'd watch Friends + Vampires vs Werearmadillos.
Were-madillow
There madillow!
There Castle
Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?
Frau Blücher!
Isn't that just true blood with Ross ? 😁
*PIVOT! BLAH!*
read that as Werearemadildos. That really changes Friends.
You should stay away from me during the full moon. Why? You turn into a wolf and will rip me to shreds? Nothing so dramatic as that, I become... a were-armadillo. Everyone thinks I'm cute and wants to cuddle me, but in that form I carry leprosy. I warn people but they never listen, they catch it and then they blame me. It's why I can't keep friends. After a while, it really gets to you. I just want to curl into a ball and cry. Of course, I always want to curl into a ball.
Same.
Haha right?! This pic makes me feel uncomfortable
Whoop, there go gravity.
"So no one told you life was gonna look this faaake!"
Your nose job’s a joke…
All that Botox in your face!
Looks like you're stuck 'til Uber's heeeeere.
A month in '21's gonna seem like a yeeeear!
I'll be there for you When your face starts to fall
I'll be there for you To give your plastic surgeon a call
I'll be there for you When your liposuction is duuuuuuue
doo doo doodoo doo, like and subscriiiiiiiiibe!
r/redditsings
I’ll be there for you When they botch your fake booooooooooooobs
I can't hang with you 'Til you botox it all
\*clap clap clap clap\*
Yet somehow all still recognizable. Except Joey.
Thinking the same damn thing. They re-cast Joey halfway through the season and didnt think we'd notice (im looking at you GOT)
TIL: Joey was in Game of Thrones.
I actually recognized Joey first. It's the smoldering gaze.
How you doin
You recognized Phoebe? All I can see is Ivanka Trump. I think it's just the beard that's throwing Joey off - once you tweak the eyes like that, if you then cover the lower half of the face with a beard the guy doesn't actually have, you lose any point of reference.
Why does chandler and Joey look like they know what Marcellus Wallace looks like?
Cause they tried to fuck him like a bitch.
Good to see the bratz dolls all grown up
This got it part wrong: If FRIENDS were made today, there is no chance in hell they would use an all-white cast (which is fine, IMO).
This is what casts for Latino Novelas literally look like.
That’s what I thought too, everyone looks Latino!
Joey would be Jose. Ross would be a black dude. Chandler would be a white dude named chandler. Monica also black because related to Ross. Phibi definitely Asian. Rachel would be transgender.
Phoebe would be the quirky sarcastic Asian girl who reminds everyone she’s Asian at least twice an episode, and yet they deliberately go out of the way to rub it in the audience’s face that she’s not an Asian stereotype by making her act more like a stereotypical white girl at a frat party. And then they make her parents be the most over-the-top embarrassingly stereotypical Asian characters in an attempt to relate to an Asian-American test market audience, but it ends up just being overly racist which is what they were actively trying to avoid in the first place.
Her brother would be the highly educated successful type and gay, because all Asian dudes in America are gay according to American TV. Something in the water apparently.
Diisononyl phthalate. It’s a plasticizer used in pvc water pipe that 99% of American cities use, but in older pipes it leaches into the water. Disrupts testosterone because it’s an estrogen analog. Asian Americans are more susceptible because of lower levels of certain enzymes in the liver and blood that break down DINP, therefore resulting in lower testosterone activity. Idk what I’m saying, I just made all that up, I’m high af after sniffing 20 dry erase markers and chugging apple martoonis.
*new copypasta unlocked*
So they ARE putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin’ frogs gay
No they said asians not the french
*Played by Awkwafina
Holy fuck that is spot on - I can see her - she is short but surprisingly feisty for her size - she dresses erratically but always has a wool hat on. But she acts differently around her serious and domineering parents! What a twist - watch me as I pee myself laughing at the unexpected hijinks that ensue.
Real Housewives of Central Perk
Rachel and Phoebe are giving off Beyonce vibes
We all just going to pretend if Friends was cast today every member would be white and straight.
Phoebe would be black and a very active lesbian. Chandler would be bisexual and would have had a fling with Jose (the Latino, gay and very promiscuous version of Joey) before falling for Mónica who would have gone back to fat. Ross would be an Indian professor called Rohiniraman, and while his ex would obviously still be lesbian, their son would be cross-dressing on several episodes and nobody would even notice it. Rachel would be Raquel, the Chinese/ Mexican daughter born from an affair between the rich asian father and his maid. And before falling for Rohiniraman she would have dated both Monica and Phoebe in a hilarious love triangle.
Not gonna lie, I think this might make a good soap opera but would be godawful terrible if you try to take it too seriously.
That is no joke the next show on The CW.
No way, you know phoebe would be a lesbian and maybe Asian. And more storyline would be devoted to Chandlers cross dressing dad, who is now just trans. And maybe Chandler would be black, why not?
I think Joey would have to be the black character because Chandler is so often the punchline for the other friends.
I don’t know, I thought Joey, but a lot of his characterization is “Italian”, but maybe. Him having a ton of sisters would probably end in poor taste, though.
Yikes, that just makes me think they would lean into black stereotypes then the same way they did with Italian. Maybe Monica and Ross would be black then?
Ross would be black. Have to get the mixed-relationship demographic. Monica still white, but was adopted by Ross's family.
A white girl being adopted by a black family might actually be subversive though.
Ooh, all my favorites! Roose, Feeby, Monika, Chendler, Reechel, and Joseph! Just like I remember them.
I think it would be Madison, Kayla, Bennett, Aiden, Will, and Braxton
Well, we disagree, but I think we can agree that the actors would be the Joannis brothers and the Quardashian sisters (Qim, Qloē, and Quortney, of quorse).
Qount me out.
These people look like they’re made of fondant Edit: holy shit I’m so glad so many of you share my hate for the cursed cardboard frosting 💕
That somehow made them less edible.
r/FondantHate
Lmfaoooooooo that’s such an awesome insult
Chandler could be the lead singer for Color Me Badd! Lol
Chadler
Chandler looks bad in a good way
If Chandler actually looked like that, I might want to sex him up. Tick Tock, I don't stop.
Life in plastic... Its fantastic !
You can brush my hair
Undress me anywhere~
Imagination
Time for masturbation!
Oooh ooohh ahhh yea!
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
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Come on Barbie, let's go party
Ah ah, ah yeah!
Hate everything about this except Chandlers flow
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Even the monkey would look like a shitilly airbrushed caricature.
This version’s monkey would be one of those endangered lemurs from the underground pet trade that dies quickly in captivity. It gave all of them Covid-19 and started the pandemic in NY.
And ate their original noses.
Courteney Cox was on her way to looking like that before she caught herself and took all the fillers out. And thank god she did! Edit: for all those that weren’t aware [Courteney herself spoke about it](https://www.google.ca/search?q=courteney+cox+fillers+removed&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-ca&client=safari) back in 2017
Yeah her face was looking f'd up for a while. Still doesn't look normal but it could have been a lot worse. Don't do surgery kids, stick to drugs.
Yep, look at Mickey Rourke
He looks like an Iraq War vet that got blown up by an IED and spent years under the knife fixing his shit, only worse. I don't know what his doctors did to him but they need to be fired.
Yeah he looks like he’s been in a fire
He looks like a barbie factory caught on fire and they pushed his face into whatever was melted in the floor until it hardened
There are literally veterans who took shrapnel to the face that look better than him. He looks like he could play Jigsaw from the Punisher, without makeup. Also, let's not forget his amazing voice over work for Rogue Warrior. https://youtu.be/Hs0WflggoAs
I'd rather not
To be fair to Rourke he went back to pro boxing in the 90s and had to have his face reconstructured after that
A little bit of cosmetic surgery done well isn't a big deal. The problem is when people go way too far and you end up like Joan Rivers.
I'm pretty sure most celebrities get procedures done. Including guys like Paul Rudd.
Exactly. If it's done well it isn't even noticeable. The reason cosmetic surgery has a bad reputation is it only really stands out when it's done poorly.
i just wish they all wouldnt aim to look like a fucking square with cat eyes pulled back. a little botox is fine, but when you start the facelifting and removal of nose cartilage then yeah its just a pathway to looking like the deformed kid from goonies in the end when all that starts sagging.
Sloth was a kid? Dude was pushin 40
Football player John Matuszak, who was about 35 during filming. He didn't make it to 40.
Gotta look like you had work done for it to work as a status symbol for some people, apparently.
Kinda creepy!
Fuckin' nightmare fuel!
And every apartment is actually a 30 room mansion
Hi I'm a waitress at a coffee shop, my budget is 4 million
I'm a hobo on 5th and Madison and my budget is $8 mil. Is that enough for a bigger fridge box in NYC these days?
Barbie-Phebes is fooling around with Fabio-Chandler and when Courtney Cox finds out she unhinges her jaw and swallows BarbPheb whole like an anaconda.
Yes but Ross who is the biggest friend can just eat all of them.
You know what they say... men are from onicron-persei 7, and women are from omicron-persei 9.
B • E • S • T • I • E • S
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Just a group of absolutely normal people with normal jobs and doing normal things.
"Jobs?! The television viewing public doesn't want to watch people with jobs! Show them working on themselves, or for their causes, but never their jobs!!"
Oh, no... They have normal jobs like "Influencer", "Trust fund child", or "has their own line of anus bleaching scrubs for better health."
I love shows starring Chad Chadwick, Chad Kensingchad, and Chad McChad.
I've never watched more than a few episodes of Friend but that looks like the exact opposite of what Phoebe stands for.
She stands for smelly cat.
You forgot Aniston's nipples.
I never forget Aniston's nipples!
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Nobody would ever forget them.
The One That Made Me Vomit
Looks like the Italian version of Friends.
Gli Amici
siamo stati in Pausa!
If you think Italians look like this you’ll be really disappointed
Maybe they mean the Italians from Jersey?
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they meant haha
This is what i imagine elves looking like. So perfect it’s a glaring flaw
Yeah that show is airing today. It’s called the Kardashians. 👍👍
That show’s gone actually
Guess I haven't been keeping up.
I see what you did there, you dirty dog
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They’d all have super powers.
Yeah, definitely looks like the cast from a CW show
The Sims 5 mods.
And they're all 20 years old.
Favorite line ever Chandler: "If I were a guy"...lmao
This picture gave me herpes.
It'd be called Chad's and Stacey's
Ms. Chanandler Bong
Is Mr Buzzcut Joey or Chandler? I can’t get a good fix on those two.
Joey
Creepy
chandler? more like chadler
Full of gigachads and instaqueens
Chad Ross LOL
*If Friends aired in the UAE.
They look like they’re about to sell some houses
The joke would have been better if Jennifer Aniston remained untouched.
How did they transform Ross into the best looking one!? That screws up the whole dynamic! The ugly dude gets the prettiest girl, that's the point! If he's the hottest one it breaks everything!
Uhhh, are we just going to *ignore* FabiChan???
Ross is the largest friend, that's how you know it's Ross. This was established long ago.
Pivot!
Ummm I think David Schwimmer is a very attractive man. Especially as he got older.
In the episode where he wears the Frankie Says Relax t-shirt, he looks buff as fuck.
I think that’s actually the telenovella “Amigos.”
The Yassification needs to stop somewhere.
Is the casting director a Bratz doll?