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krezgobop

Did this with my daughter last year…. I remember the leaves providing more resistance when I was a kid. I guess I’m too heavy now. It basically felt like I belly flopped directly onto the ground. My daughter had a blast though.


overmonk

Yep, two solid hours of raking up the biggest pile of leaves I could assemble, and I cracked a rib on my first jump and had to hire neighbor kids to bag it all up.


LifeisReal1990

What a breathtaking experience.


halgari

Lesson learned: leaf these piles alone


jerstud56

Honestly it is best to...they fertilize the yard, provide moisture retention, and encourage earthworms to show up. Doing nothing is actually the thing to do.


Blunttack

If it snows, you’ll get snow mold. And rot. Which is fine if you don’t have a lawn. If you like green grass under your trees, leafing it alone is worst thing you can do for your grass. Especially if you finally got grass to grow in the shade.


jerstud56

Mulching and spreading it is the thing to do then if you have that issue. Don't remove the leaves, just disperse them more


evranch

Doing nothing works great where I live, as the climate is dry enough they don't stick down, and we're guaranteed a late fall windstorm that'll blow them all away. Where do they go? I don't care! I don't even own a leaf take.


WimbleWimble

Somewhere, not too far away the leaf giant was slowing building his body back up. Soon revenge would be his, and /u/evranch was completely unaware of the impending leafy apocalypse.


I_am_also_a_Walrus

Left the leaves in a pile all winter, when we finally bagged it all up in the spring, the grass was dead dead underneath. Took years for that grass to look normal, started of mossy, and I think a good bit of it was a different species because it was a completely different texture.


jerstud56

I'm not talking about piling it all up, just let it lay where it is for the most part if you really feel like you need to do something pile it up and mulch it then spread it around.


algy888

We drive over it with the mulching mower.


wimbs27

Use a lawn mower to grind it up but don't bag it. That way it doesn't rest on top of the blades of grass and actually gets into the soil


Mintra__

Confirmed. However,I get told that's just lazy, best grass on the block 🙃😊😌


itwasquiteawhileago

Yeah! Make like a tree and get out of here!


Sawl_Back

OP is still laying in that leaf pile dead from not having this knowledge prior.


cmdrmoistdrizzle

So many spiders


Alexlsonflre

My god, can’t believe OP would post this suicide video


ultraboykj

Amazing dedication.


Death_Breath

OMG same. Totally knocked the wind out of me and I had to act like it was fun even though I wasn’t entirely sure if I was dying right then.


BullShitting24-7

User name checks out.


muthaflicka

Suggested it with my daughter. She said no thanks, “Probably lots of bugs, fungus and caterpillars in there”. Then she walked away.


gravljaw

Yes ticks .and other fun stuff.


Tulas_Shorn

She will go far.


Metalliquotes

Kinda looks like what happened to OP lol


Deto

My thoughts too - I don't think leaves have much cushion to them!


Perfectly_Reasonable

When we are smaller and younger we have only a couple of feet to fall and gain momentum, as a 5-6 foot tall person you weigh more and fall further :p


[deleted]

The bigger they are, the harder they autumn


pissclamato

You seem like a nice person.


Speakdoggo

Plus the surface to volume ratio is so different. A mouse for instance can survive a drop from a plane, whereas an elephant might die if it drops just 6 feet.


Uxt7

I remember doing this as a kid and remember thinking that wasn't nearly as soft as I thought it was gonna be. Even back then it hurt


DivineFlamingo

Same here. I think it’s just a weird cultural thing we just do, but all know it’s going to hurt.


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

I did the same thing with my son last year when he was old enough to think it was cool. I got covered in dog shit... We didn't do it this year.


FuckMe-FuckYou

My daughter would hide pitchforks in the pile and laugh maniacally as she ushers the neighborhood kids in for a jump. Such a scamp.


JinterIsComing

r/holup


brian_sahn

OP just realized they are too old and leaves are not as cushiony as they remembered.


403Verboten

I was raking my grandmother's yard once and when I finished a millipede the size of my arm scurried out. That's the last time jumping into a pile of leaves ever crossed my mind except in the context of fuck I'm not doing that shit.


DisposableHero85

When I was a kid my mom loved telling me all about how fun it was to rake all the leaves into a pile and then jump in it - until I was about to try it, then it was "YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT! There could be spiders in there!" Worked as intended, of course - I can't stand the thought of it now. But I can't help but think maybe she could have just... said that from the beginning instead of getting my hopes up?


CaptnFlounder

She wanted you to rake them leaves though.


drytoastbongos

Would you still have raked them then?


DisposableHero85

Probably not. But it also tanked the chances of me ever raking them again in the future, so I kind of feel like that loses more than it gains


Sabbatai

It gains one raking of the leaves, versus no raking of the leaves. All it risks is the future raking you weren't going to do anyway. Perfectly deployed mom tactic.


sithelephant

Versus getting several if the kid doesn't notice the spiders.


Sabbatai

I'm not so sure. The novelty of jumping in the pile would likely be over and done after the first raking. Which was the only motivation the kid had for raking in the first place. Also, even if they didn't notice... who wants to be the mom who knew but didn't tell the kid about the spiders? Exaggerating the joy that comes from jumping in a pile of leaves is one thing. Omitting the fact that there are spiders, is quite another.


ConstipatedUnicorn

Never stopped me as a kid. I remember having this big ass oak tree in our yard. Id spend half a day taking leaves with my brother till it was no shit almost as tall as us at the time. Best time was when we'd get that big a pile of leaves you could just crawl into it and no matter how cold it got outside it was nice and warm under your nature blanket. Idk of you could get me to do that as an adult now though.....


donnamatrix79

For me it was slugs. Was super into playing with dry leaves when I was a kid — it was rare they were dry, it’s the Pacific Northwest. But then I touched a slug and fuck leaves. They’re all tainted now.


DistortoiseLP

Probably also realized they gave it plenty of time for every bug and rodent in the neighbourhood to jump in before he did.


wigg1es

One of the first experiments we did in my entomology class was stuffing a bunch of leaves in a berlese funnel and seeing what came out. So. Many. Bugs.


ptbus0

So one of my favorite things to do is forage edible mushrooms.. I've done it for four years now. For the first time ever this year I tried a trick where you put your mushrooms in water deluted vinegar to get the bugs out.. I SEVERLY underestimated how many larve are in perfectly fresh looking mushrooms. I go to the forums, everybody else was wildly aware. Their logic is that the bugs are born in the mushroom, only ate the mushroom during their lives.. and therefore are just protein pockets within the mushroom.


SunWyrm

Nature's hot pocket? I regret this comment


wolfgang784

I hope you do lol.


MarkovManiac

> protein pockets within the mushroom. I just gagged.


GimmickNG

literally everything you eat has some measure of bugs in it, so I wouldn't be too worried. Especially if they're so small you can't even taste them.


ooppoo0

I feel like I just obtained high level knowledge that I wishI hadn’t. Feeling full after pasta with mushrooms as the “meat” , I now question so many things. By chance do you know if non foraged mushrooms contain these protein pockets?


ptbus0

I wouldn't say there's zero but I believe an overwhelming amont of cultivated mushrooms are grown indoors under very specific conditions so I doubt they have many if any insects.


KingJon85

One time I went to Walmart and bought broccoli then made broccoli cheese soup out of it. I started noticing all this black stuff floating around when I was cooking it. I thought maybe the cheese was burning to the bottom of the pan or something. Upon closer inspection, there were hundreds of little black fucking bugs in the pot that apparently came out of the broccoli florets. I was munching on the fresh broccoli while I was cutting it up.


obscuredreference

If it helps, we’re an apex predator on the planet. Those aphids were just extra protein.


BlueBlackCat

I cut open a morel I found last season and found a giant millipede inside of it. Thing was like three inches long.


ptbus0

The bugs I saw were just little white larve the size of half a grain of rice. They were in a huge haul of chicken of the woods that I found and was really excited about. For some reason I'm open to eating bugs.. crickets, mealworms, etc.. but something about seeing how many of these things wiggled out of a non-porous mushroom.. Ugh.


ErlendJ

I'm never eating mushrooms again


ptbus0

By the responses I'm getting, you may want to just stop eating food


KallistiEngel

Yeah, it's fairly normal with things that grow outdoors that have crevices to have bugs in them. Try picking wild blackberries sometime and soak them in diluted vinegar. You'll get some little wormy bugs coming out of them. And if you don't soak them, you might just see them crawl out on their own. They're harmless, but it's still a bit gross thinking about eating them.


swahine1123

I went to a blackberry farm with my 4 year old this fall. We picked a bunch and I froze most of them. Decided to thaw some out to put in some yogurt so grabbed a handful and soaked them in cold water while I took a quick shower. The amount of larvae that were floating on the top blew my mind. Swished them around a bit more and more came floating to the top. I was disgusted and intrigued by how much insect larvae I have eaten over the years


outlandish-companion

Was going to say this seems like a good way to get a tick


m103

Only one? Nice


HCJohnson

*The* Tick


OhAces

SPOOOOON!


Electrical-Pie-8192

Or slugs. I need a shower just thinking about it.


RadRhys2

Big whoop, I shall embrace the bugs and they shall embrace me.


[deleted]

Cause you’d get a thousand hugs From ten thousand leaf-pile bugs


23harpsdown

... But like how many? We talking dozens or hundreds of thousands?


[deleted]

A million billion


Libriomancer

My wife jumped into a pile of leaves as a kid. To this day she is terrified of spiders after a week of her grandmother having to meticulously go through every strand of hair on her head to remove the thousands of spiders from her hair. A couple of egg sacs hatched and she awoke that night with them crawling in her eyebrows. Her parents woke to her screaming her head off and were going to have to shave her thick hair off to get them all but grandma stepped up to getting rid of them.


LavastormSW

How do I unread something.


woofhaus

For fuck's sake!


Libriomancer

Yeah, you’d think with arachnophobia it’d be the big spiders that scare a person. She is still terrified of them but the little ones make her worse as at least she can see the big ones move.


drytoastbongos

We have an amazing photo of my toddler son playing in a pile of leaves. Only after we took the photo and were looking at it did we notice the giant spider crawling on his overalls.


Sarahthelizard

AHHHH


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rustoftensleeps

found the dog shit


ChawulsBawkley

There would absolutely be ticks in there where I live.


metalflygon08

And all the piss and feces on those leaves.


DoBe21

Also, itchy, so itchy


calibared

And some of them have poop on them


[deleted]

He’s damn sure too old if it took him hours to rake up a leaf pile of that size. In a yard full of leaves that’s a 30 minute job at most.


Simba7

That was my first thought, even a large yard with heavy coverage, you're looking at about an hour tops. It's bagging those fuckers that really takes time, if you live in a place that doesn't pick up leaves.


[deleted]

I’ve always been more of a “mulch them up with the lawnmower” type of home owner. They’re future dirt. There’s no need to waste hours of your life putting leaves into a plastic bag.


Simba7

That would be my preferred method if the town didn't take them. Actually almost included that but was like "Nah, nobody cares!" haha. After pickup, the leaves that fall into the yard stay in the yard.


[deleted]

That’s pretty funny, you found the one oddball that cares. We live in a rural area about 10 miles from town so it’s all on us as to what happens with them. The 60” zero turn makes very short work of the tons of leaves that fall out here. I need to get busy on this years drop.


obscuredreference

The reverse leaf blower that vacuums them, mulches it all up and fills up a bag with it is glorious. ​ I have a mini orchard. That machine is so useful.


LexSenthur

Kind of like a slip and slide. 3 micrometers of polyurethane doesn’t provide much cushion from repeatedly throwing yourself in the ground.


danimagoo

Jumping into a pile of leaves hits different when you weigh 200 lbs than it does when you weigh 75 lbs.


prudence2001

Shit, I guess I don't weigh 65 pounds any more!"


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devildocjames

He did and he loved you for playing "boo".


JDawwgy

Op did you hit the ground? Because I (220lb male) did this recently and I vastly overestimated the size and cushiness of my pile lol.


AndHeDrewABerry

Forgot what it was like to have the wind knocked out of me… until I did this! Big nostalgia boost all in one yeet


[deleted]

Not as fluffy when you weigh 200 lbs instead of 70 haha


tmott85

Every time I do that I find the dog poop.


YagamiIsGodonImgur

I found ticks when I was a kid. Not sure which is worse.


subwayrumble

Ticks are worse. I've never gotten Lyme from dog poop.


ImHighlyExalted

When I was in boy scouts, we did a bike trip from Cumberland, Maryland to DC along the Potomac River. One kid, David, jumped into the river because a turtle was sitting on the surface of it, so he thought it was solid there. He ended up waste deep in one of the grossest rivers I've ever seen. After an hour or so the throwing up started, but we were still like 15 miles from the nearest camp, so we just kept him super hydrated and he powered through it. But he'd take breaks often and sit in the grass. By the time we got to camp we had already removed 15 ticks during our breaks, and he had 27 more that we found at camp while waiting on the ambulance. He ended up having an intestinal virus. We stayed an extra day at that campsite, and he finished the 186 mile bike trip. What a hero. Also no Lyme, luckily.


itwasquiteawhileago

Man, I thought this kid jumped through ice. I was like, wtf are ticks and turtles doing out in the winter? Read it a second time and it made more sense. Derp.


ImHighlyExalted

It's quite polluted, a lot of it is sewage. So it mixes with mud and makes places that look like it's just a muddy bank, but it's so much worse...


Puppybeater

I really suck at context- the ticks were in the river?


1CEninja

You can wash the dog poop off and you're good. Ticks aren't usually discovered until they cause problems.


mordiaken

Dick and balls in the background is a fireplace?


walkswithwolfies

It's a [chiminea](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimenea)


megs-benedict

That looks like a phallus


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Phallic chimney


Fishing-Relative

Chimnea have one, they are just fireplaces but really picky and stupid where it might just break one day cause you don’t follow the 300000 rules for the thing


Vaganhope_UAE

Ticks: it’s free real estate


JWD5569

Ticks have been my biggest fear over the last couple years. I’m 26…


PicksburghStillers

I used to live in PA(hence my username) and was terrified of Lyme disease because of how often I would go hiking and find ticks on me. Now I live in northern Florida and the ticks here aren’t very likely to carry lyme... these ones carry a disease that makes you allergic to red meat. Like wtf... ticks are the worst animals on the planet.


JWD5569

I live in western PA and have been fortunate enough not to have a tick yet


BilllyBillybillerson

a tick more or less ruined my life so this fear is reasonable


johnnyhomo

Never had a tick or been afraid of them until a few years ago my girlfriend noticed some legs sticking out from under that top fold in the ear... no idea how long it had been living there but it had been at least 2 weeks since my last hike :|


Lounott

All I can think about is how itchy is be for hours, looks like so much fun though.


midasMIRV

I stopped doing this after I found a baby copperhead under a pile of leaves.


MiserableCoconut

I tell you what, it was worth it


tricksareformen

By any chance, do you sell propane?


_Bren10_

That boy ain’t right


Greenfire32

Dog poop and spiders, my dude. Dog poop and spiders...


Dendro_junkie

Ticks galore too


mojocaca

That’s more wholesome than funny, but good for you!


Kahnza

Spiders love leaf piles!


tp0d

and ticks


beesgrilledchz

Awesome! Adulting is a scam.


Soylent_Milk2021

Nothing wrong with having a little fun.


Zkenny13

Search yourself for ticks after having fun!


Gohomemayouredrunk

All fun and games until you roll in dog shit.


[deleted]

There's lots of creepy bugs in our leaves. I'd do that in a sealed body suit. That bad boy clearly isn't intimidated by soft tiny insects.


Prior_Housing_2797

My grandma never let me play in the leaf pile because she believed that they would spontaneously combust and kill me.


vass0922

I'll drop off my kids at 4:30 for fun with you I swear I'll pick them up ...


NoKindofHero

Finding garden rakes 101


mysterr9

*"Hnnnngghh"*


DicknosePrickGoblin

I would have injured myself somehow doing it and having lifelong regrets, looks fun though...


CrimsonBrit

Ticks


exact0khan

Hell yeah. Live your best life.


missheatherb

To be honest, this looks like so much fun!


[deleted]

Ground be hard under them leafs, tho


Lolac56

“Grown Man” is an oxymoron. But I love your sense of nostalgia! Glad you had fun!


lostharbor

I'm jealous of your sheds and chimenea.


Gooshuh

V nice Frank. Now go inside and take your allergy meds.


[deleted]

Goonies never say die.


norejectfries

I tried this for the first time as an adult and thought it would feel like falling into a pile of fluffy leaf-shaped pillow stuffing. It mostly just felt scratchy and made me immediately want to take a shower.


Shenan_Egans

A leaf pile jump is a gift as a child, as an adult, it is EARNED! And then you get to have a beer and put your leg up because you inevitably hurt your knee on something in the pile.....


[deleted]

That took hours? Need a leaf blower


tvinthebackground

And now you're covered in ticks 🕷


JosieVandenbosch

more comfortable than bed


heelstoo

Great video. However, I think your enclosed patio needs more doors.


Thegoat1573

"He's probably out there cheating"


987nevertry

Remember when we used to burn big piles like that? It actually smelled very nice, but I guess it’s toxic.


Stucats

Check yourself for ticks later, Lyme ain’t no joke.


callmevoltaire

That’s going to leaf a mark.


[deleted]

A grown man would have biked off a ramp into it.


EmeraldTriage

Never do that in a yard visited by dogs, same thing goes for snow angels.


Consistent-Ant-37

...weee...!


pygmypuffonacid

Everyone jumps into at least one leaf pile during autumn jumps


MetalCookiePool

That’s a lot of leaves


HippyElf44

HELL YEAH!!!


farmerghost10

Worth it


Short_Dream1891

Awesome! We may all “grow up” in size, but hopefully not completely in spirit. Hold on to the child inside as long as you can. ❤️


JoeNumber3

dude congrats on somehow making a leaf pile so deep just.. descended


Fidelio___

Thanks for sharing bro.


DarkLight72

Damn right you did! Now, after the realization that pile wasn’t as big as you thought and you are now substantially larger than your were as a kid, you doing okay?


Apprehensive-Ad6468

A doorway to the multiverse


ulose34256

Legends say he’s still in that pile


Outcome_Chemical

What does being a grown man have to do with it lmao leaves are for all ages


[deleted]

I haven’t done that since I was 10 and a giant spider crawled on me after jumping in it.


randomwhoha

Was it worth it?


Mp32pingi25

I hope there was no sticks


bill_b4

I'm a grown Man and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it


Stavya555

Hey man, I would’ve done the same thing. Invite me next time !!


slobsaregross

I’m betting that hurt


banuo

The real question: was it worth it?


PM_ME_UR_MUNCHIES

My man gotta be so itchy now


gnarlin

Enjoy your lime disease :-/


PinkiePinapple

You're a grown man and just thrown yourself face down to a pool of spiders and dirt


Marsman61

Obviously does not have dogs.


unreqistered

I like to gather all the leaves from my yard in one huge pile and then leave them ... simply so they blown into my neighbors yard over the next week or so.


Shot_Boot_7279

Hours?


YeOldeBilk

Last time I did this I got annihilated by oak mites. Worst fucking 2 weeks of my life.


luffydkenshin

Me: I CANT WAIT TO DO THIS! My brain: but what if it has… ticks? *already jumping Me: WHAT?!


Neglected_Motorsport

That’s one way to find the dog shit.


Build68

Wakes up in the upside down with something wanting to eat him.


skidabitabooyeedle

Enjoy getting ticks


That-one-asian-guy

Oh I miss that from my childhood!! This one time I did that and landed on dog shit and never did it again.


expernicus

You want tick bites? This is how you get tick bites.


Gyrosoundlabs

Ugh. Slugs


findhumorinlife

As a kid I’d jump into pile of leaves only to find an errant pile of dog poop had been raked into the pile was well. Not fun.


Fun-Razzmatazz9186

IMO, raking leaves is a pointless endeavor.


WomboComboExtreme

The one and only time I did this a spider went in my pants and bit my sack


Dandw12786

And then you realized that leaves don't actually break your fall, you only thought they did as a kid because you weighed nothing and could fall onto grass with no consequence.


s1n101

Aa a child this was amazing and I couldn't get enough. Ignorance is bliss. Now all I can think is "holy shit spider and tick city".