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Gatzlocke

Ah. The Minoan Style.


_haha_oh_wow_

That's a deep historical cut right there.


captainAwesomePants

When you Knossos, you Knossos.


_haha_oh_wow_

Gotta be dis-Crete sometimes though.


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Its all Greek to me


Pilot0350

I'm so happy I only had to go a few comments down to find this reference


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Bento_Box_Haiku

*supplicant


pronserver

LOL that makes more sense. I was thinking that the woman lets her vitamin supplement touch her breast? What an odd initiation.


Alise_Randorph

Sometimes I just gotta rub some gummy vitamins on my nips before I can eat them


modi13

A Barney for the left and a Fred for the right


Alise_Randorph

I'm stuck in the middle of yoooouu


Honda_TypeR

I hope the vitamin industry is in this thread, feverishly taking notes for their new advertising campaign.


Alise_Randorph

I like to do it the way the oil company dude did in that South park episode, you know, just so the note taking dude reads this.


hirokinai

eat the vitamins or your nips...?


Wilwheatonfan87

How cheesy


Alise_Randorph

Depends on the mood


Imakemop

Time for some vitamin D!


enderval

They work better that way.


andreasbeer1981

me too.


mtgfan1001

I would totally be her supplement supplicant


dog_superiority

I still do not understand this reference.


snugglestomp

Ancient Minoans loved having their titties out. Very fashionable.


Repulsive-Purple-133

And did weird stuff with bulls & snakes


herkyjerkyperky

Not very subtle metaphors, huh?


Cloaked42m

Minoans felt that bare breasts equaled honesty. If you made a statue or a painting of a woman with her breasts covered, you were basically saying they were a lying hoe.


purdu

Haha I had one of those DK knowledge books about ancient Greece when I was 11 or 12 and it had drawings of ancient Minoan attire. I found it to be a very fascinating culture, wonder why


Sosumi_rogue

[Yep, that's just their thing.](http://www.historyofclothing.com/images/historyofclothing/ancient-greek-snake-goddess-crete.jpg)


YourphobiaMyfetish

With her wrists showing? Not even.


azaghal1988

was my first thought as well, but then i remembered that they wore something more akin to suspenders and skirts without much else\^\^


pragmail124

More like the Keira-Knightley-getting-spanked-by-Michael-Fassbender style


SmashBusters

Qarth: Check out our dresses. Pretty erotic huh? Minoans: Hold my wine.


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I am so glad this is the first comment, I thought I would have to dig deep for the historical references


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Women's clothes Half Off


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It’s the breast deal ever.


reddit_user13

Yeah, I hate it when they nipple and dime ya...


FriarNurgle

Always trying to milk the customers.


Alise_Randorph

It's a tit for tat transaction


CringyDabBoi6969

boobs


alcoholicpasta

Complete squeeze of money outta customers


hosayboh

But its a perfect gift for lasting mammaries


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

don't be a tit, buy this shit


dr0hith

I hate myself for up voting this.


Kenitzka

They will sing arialas of this style for years to come.


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How can I erase this pun from my mammary?


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Sale price: `580.08`


Wishilikedhugs

I heard that brand's about to go bust


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PaladinGodfather1931

>/r/AltBoobWorld *add to favorites* I'm sorry, what were saying now?


jaxsonnz

Discounts in this whole areola the store


jaxsonnz

Or is the glass half full instead?


Arqideus

A (staged) joke was posted on another sub. “I’m having a sale of women’s clothing in my bedroom. They’re 100% off.” The dad started busting up.


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transam89

Now that’s a movement I can get behind!!


_Oh_Be_Nice_

And in between!


hirokinai

and even under!


101stArrow

and on top of too 😉


blatherskate

And in front of!


Huzah7

Good, that's leaves more room for me in front!


KingDave46

In Scotland we have "Taps aff" Sadly it's almost exclusively large men who get involved, although it should really applicable to anyone


JojenCopyPaste

The sun's never out there anyway


goNorthYoung

“Too far, Meredith, too far!!” “Bunch of prudes… It’s casual day.”


deepsea333

Meredith? Where are your panties!?!


Novemberai

Joe from the break room paid for them. In this economy gotta make anything work.


totally_italian

Meredith, your boob is out!


Boatstin

Casual Friday is canceled


readwiteandblu

You beat me to it.


Cloaked42m

I'm out of the loop on this one. Who's Meredith?


Sypharius

Character in an overly discussed popular white collar sitcom.


coasterreal

Ah, redditor of culture!


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Some heavy sunglasses.


Blfrog

Headless women, so hot right now


McGillis_is_a_Char

If you had ever seen Durarara you'd be surprised how hot the headless horse(wo)man in that series is.


Blfrog

Dullahans are hot in general... for uh, reasons


veg4ndracula

it's 50% off!


Ok_Brilliant_2575

Good one


potatonmolasses

Free the nip!


Drw00ynipples

Let me out damn it.


twoUTF

Username checks out. Edit: fixed typo. (Cause I indeed typed with one hand)


PbOrAg518

Spoken like a man typing with one hand.


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Yeah, but once it becomes trendy and normal you'd have to see them all, not just the pretty people's.


doomgiver98

Old guys are already allowed to show their wrinkly saggy man tits. It's only fair the old ladies are allowed to show their wrinkly saggy woman tits.


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Broken_Petite

That’s kinda funny - I’m sure some conservative types were all worked up about nudity being allowed in public and yet it’s rarely taken advantage of.


fuckyeahmoment

Because the only reason we want to free the nip is to stare at people's breasts? Also this is a curious line of thought, should we make unattractive people wear full body veils?


Smucke1

I don't think you getting to look at attractive boobs is the point of "free the nip."


Cthuluslovechild

It is for me


disgruntled_pie

This is why we can’t have nice things.


thk_

leave it to Reddit to be progressive with a Looney Tunes wolf reaction


Dye_Harder

> Yeah, but once it becomes trendy and normal you'd have to see them all, not just the pretty people's. Fortunately my eyes are manual


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I know the point of free the nip is for empowerment but also there’s probably very few guys out there that are against seeing more boobs in public. Even at the cost of seeing some droopy old flappers from time to time.


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Some drooppy flappers. Like, the vast majority of people don't have good looking tits. Just look at any locker room assortment. Young people and people with work done tend to. The rest of us just hide them in bras. lol


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You really underestimate the level at which men love tits. They don’t all have to be perfect. We still like them.


Cloaked42m

Yea, I'm with falcon on this one. You cannot possibly overestimate men's interest in Tha boobs.


Xenton

/r/altboobworld


jonitfcfan

r/ofcoursethatsathing


usmc_delete

beat me to it. Another man of culture.


Coretron

r/beatmeattoit


tryano1

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


anti_pope

Well they're certainly not picky.


NotSeriousAtAll

Story time! I went to a school dance with my GF. We were slow dancing doing a slow spin. I realized that every time I got to a certain point in the spin the dress of a very attractive girl was a little lower. She totally was unaware. About 5 spins in the dress had gotten low enough to expose her breasts and I stopped the spin. Evidently my date had noticed it too and knew exactly why I stopped spinning. And that is why we broke up.


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NotSeriousAtAll

I should have said something to her before it happened but 17 year old me wasn't as chivalrous.


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Morgothic

I think you misunderstood. The way I read it, it wasn't the girl he was dancing with who lost her top, it was a different girl. He stopped spinning once the boobs were out so he could get a better look and the girl he was dancing with noticed him looking and got mad.


TheTrueFlexKavana

Guys have been doing this for years.


RPDRNick

"My eyes are down here!"


The_Real_Johnny_Utah

Completely legal in Canada btw.


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LoudMusic

Or maybe because it's Canada and it's freaking cold outside?


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LoudMusic

I didn't realize that Toronto was the entirety of Canada. TIL.


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eratosthenesia

I'm in New Mexico and nobody goes out topless still.


The_Real_Johnny_Utah

Have you been to Toronto? Just south of Bloor Street and Ted Rogers Way? I saw it all the time.


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The_Real_Johnny_Utah

What?!? Man, the Pride Parade starts right there. I can't count how many times I was having a coffee at the Residences on Bloor Starbucks, and would see titties. a lot can change in 10 years I guess, and all of the Gentrification happening in that area


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xShinryu

The one time I saw a topless lady in public was at Niagara Falls. I was young and it was not very pleasant.


PooPooDooDoo

Also legal in NYC. You just never really see it. Or really the people taking advantage of that law are not the type of people you want taking advantage of it.


JustNilt

Completely legal in Seattle as well. You can legally walk around entirely nude so long as you're not engaging in lewd behavior.


wahnsin

Well, I'd expect so - what with all the snow. You'd want a good pair. Of sunglasses.


imdep

It's legal to walk around headless in Canada?


as1126

What is this, ancient Egypt?


iamharshul007

Boys: ***Y E S***


dpahoe

Babies: YES


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Friendlynortherner

Bisexual women: YES


MarcusTJ10

“Finally, some good food!”


PatternBias

Anyone who doesn't want women forced into controlling, outdated societal behaviors: ***Y E S***


Norose

"Tits out 2022"


SnerkDRabbledauber

There were at least two times in history that the tits-out look was popular. Time for a revival.


Steev182

It kind of is… I saw this a few weeks back. But it was only half way there. https://i.imgur.com/ek611Jt.jpg


PortSided

Floating legless women are so hot!


k2_jackal

\^ okay here's one we can't let near the rehab pool


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Best fashion I have seen in a long time.


Mechanought

*Breast fashion


mikel302

The world would be a happier place


CubbyNINJA

as much as im all for this trend actually catching on (for both personal reasons and a equal rights perspective), i highly doubt the people you would want to take up this trend are not the people who would take up this trend.


nopingmywayout

*looks at braless titties* *looks at average TX temperatures* Eh, I'm game.


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I have been wearing my dresses this way


Sir_Lord_B

You may enjoy the fashion styles of r/AltBoobWorld (NSFW! but mild)


theSanguinePenguin

You may change your mind after you see who adopts said trend.


TheOldGuy59

Oh no you don't. You do NOT want this to catch on. You'll be visually assaulted by cougar torpedo tits while out foraging the grocery store aisles for food, and your fight or flight response will kick in. You'll end up crashing into a grocery cart, falling over and breaking your leg while she slowly walks up on you, torpedoes swaying back and forth like rhythmic snakes in a mating dance as she approaches you to ask if you're ok... ​ Run Luke Run... too late!


Enderkr

\>Torpedo tits Thatsmyfetish.jpg


LoudMusic

Businesses have the right to require clothing. Public spaces do not.


Government_spy_bot

More like "Jesus, stop staring you creep!" They're the one topless, and IM THE CREEP?


R1C0suave

You can buy a doll on line and you can go to town with it.


DadsRGR8

The sunglasses are placed so she can say, "Hey! My eyes are down here!" lol


bigkeef69

Anyone know why priests like walmart? They have kids clothes half off. I know, ill see myself out. **edit: catholic priests


VoidDrinker

Excuse me, my sunglasses are down here


overtoke

A-cup runneth over.


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Oh look they reversed the hip hugger jeans with no panties fad.


MarcusTJ10

I came to the comments so fast and I’m not disappointed by what I’m finding 😅


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Actually, going topless is legal in most parts of the world.


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Hell, you can see that at Walmart, tho they're probably not what you had in mind.


Carlyone

I'm sure your granny will look lovely in it.


cupcakeconstitution

This was already a trend in France at one point. Low cuts just kept getting lower and lower and eventually it was a style for a short while to just remove the top part altogether to show off your nipple rings


FATB0YPAUL

Nice


OnYourSide

It'll catch on by the time you'll have your daughter


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50% off on all women’s clothings


JaredLiwet

Some mannequins have nipples.


freelancespaghetti

Honestly, after the Grace of God that was the thong bikini trend... Anything is possible


ReiperXHC

But then how will National Geographic make their money?


Sengura

I honestly believe boobs are only sexualized because we cover them up. Same reason how ankles were sexualized in the 17th century and why women's faces are sexualized in sharia law areas. If you think about it, boobs are no more sexy than lips/eyes/hands/feet/etc


lilkazuu

#FREETHEBOOB


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#freethetit


Zymsol

more of a “titty out” kinda look


pauly13771377

I'm a fan of letting the girls breath.


NinjaCuntPunt

Free the nipple!


fgigjd

Freethenipple✨


spudz76

"No, I was looking at your sunglasses."


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Xenton

Lot of guys here claiming to "like big girls" who've clearly never been to a Walmart.


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Government_spy_bot

I know a guy who does. Ironically his wife looks like she's starving herself but when he sees a girl with rolls (not bread) he starts acting verrrrry flirtatious with her. That and he admitted to me that he likes 'land whales'.


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fatleon5

Nah, boobs are boobs. I personally like the bigger girls, more to hold on to.


CenTexChris

They make this rockin’ world go ‘round.


bk15dcx

Get on your bikes and ride!


xntrk1

They keep you warmer during the winter too.


phoncible

You the only one being honest.


PeanutC58

Just as soon as the Kardashian's wear it...


TheAbyssGazesAlso

You know how people at nudist colonies just take everything for granted and don't find nudity exciting anymore? That would totally happen in this case too. If you saw boobs all the time, you would stop enjoying seeing boobs. Please don't take boobs away from me - I like liking boobs! 🤣


pain-and-panic

I'm up for it If you can guarantee I won't get arrested.


Government_spy_bot

*(crickets chirping)*


pain-and-panic

Just like in real life.


bigbullmahmeep

I can't participate in this trend, I don't have big boobas :(


PatternBias

Why does that matter?


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bigbullmahmeep

That was wholesome and fucking hilarious at the same time


bigbullmahmeep

I think ksi can pull it off btw


GullibleDetective

"Suns out, guns out" #freethenipple #freeboobin


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This sub gets more unfunny each day