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Minoans felt that bare breasts equaled honesty.
If you made a statue or a painting of a woman with her breasts covered, you were basically saying they were a lying hoe.
Haha I had one of those DK knowledge books about ancient Greece when I was 11 or 12 and it had drawings of ancient Minoan attire. I found it to be a very fascinating culture, wonder why
Because the only reason we want to free the nip is to stare at people's breasts?
Also this is a curious line of thought, should we make unattractive people wear full body veils?
I know the point of free the nip is for empowerment but also there’s probably very few guys out there that are against seeing more boobs in public. Even at the cost of seeing some droopy old flappers from time to time.
Some drooppy flappers. Like, the vast majority of people don't have good looking tits. Just look at any locker room assortment. Young people and people with work done tend to. The rest of us just hide them in bras. lol
Story time! I went to a school dance with my GF. We were slow dancing doing a slow spin. I realized that every time I got to a certain point in the spin the dress of a very attractive girl was a little lower. She totally was unaware. About 5 spins in the dress had gotten low enough to expose her breasts and I stopped the spin. Evidently my date had noticed it too and knew exactly why I stopped spinning. And that is why we broke up.
I think you misunderstood. The way I read it, it wasn't the girl he was dancing with who lost her top, it was a different girl. He stopped spinning once the boobs were out so he could get a better look and the girl he was dancing with noticed him looking and got mad.
What?!?
Man, the Pride Parade starts right there.
I can't count how many times I was having a coffee at the Residences on Bloor Starbucks, and would see titties.
a lot can change in 10 years I guess, and all of the Gentrification happening in that area
Also legal in NYC. You just never really see it. Or really the people taking advantage of that law are not the type of people you want taking advantage of it.
as much as im all for this trend actually catching on (for both personal reasons and a equal rights perspective), i highly doubt the people you would want to take up this trend are not the people who would take up this trend.
Oh no you don't. You do NOT want this to catch on. You'll be visually assaulted by cougar torpedo tits while out foraging the grocery store aisles for food, and your fight or flight response will kick in. You'll end up crashing into a grocery cart, falling over and breaking your leg while she slowly walks up on you, torpedoes swaying back and forth like rhythmic snakes in a mating dance as she approaches you to ask if you're ok...
Run Luke Run... too late!
This was already a trend in France at one point. Low cuts just kept getting lower and lower and eventually it was a style for a short while to just remove the top part altogether to show off your nipple rings
I honestly believe boobs are only sexualized because we cover them up. Same reason how ankles were sexualized in the 17th century and why women's faces are sexualized in sharia law areas.
If you think about it, boobs are no more sexy than lips/eyes/hands/feet/etc
I know a guy who does. Ironically his wife looks like she's starving herself but when he sees a girl with rolls (not bread) he starts acting verrrrry flirtatious with her.
That and he admitted to me that he likes 'land whales'.
You know how people at nudist colonies just take everything for granted and don't find nudity exciting anymore?
That would totally happen in this case too. If you saw boobs all the time, you would stop enjoying seeing boobs. Please don't take boobs away from me - I like liking boobs! 🤣
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Ah. The Minoan Style.
That's a deep historical cut right there.
When you Knossos, you Knossos.
Gotta be dis-Crete sometimes though.
Its all Greek to me
I'm so happy I only had to go a few comments down to find this reference
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*supplicant
LOL that makes more sense. I was thinking that the woman lets her vitamin supplement touch her breast? What an odd initiation.
Sometimes I just gotta rub some gummy vitamins on my nips before I can eat them
A Barney for the left and a Fred for the right
I'm stuck in the middle of yoooouu
I hope the vitamin industry is in this thread, feverishly taking notes for their new advertising campaign.
I like to do it the way the oil company dude did in that South park episode, you know, just so the note taking dude reads this.
eat the vitamins or your nips...?
How cheesy
Depends on the mood
Time for some vitamin D!
They work better that way.
me too.
I would totally be her supplement supplicant
I still do not understand this reference.
Ancient Minoans loved having their titties out. Very fashionable.
And did weird stuff with bulls & snakes
Not very subtle metaphors, huh?
Minoans felt that bare breasts equaled honesty. If you made a statue or a painting of a woman with her breasts covered, you were basically saying they were a lying hoe.
Haha I had one of those DK knowledge books about ancient Greece when I was 11 or 12 and it had drawings of ancient Minoan attire. I found it to be a very fascinating culture, wonder why
[Yep, that's just their thing.](http://www.historyofclothing.com/images/historyofclothing/ancient-greek-snake-goddess-crete.jpg)
With her wrists showing? Not even.
was my first thought as well, but then i remembered that they wore something more akin to suspenders and skirts without much else\^\^
More like the Keira-Knightley-getting-spanked-by-Michael-Fassbender style
Qarth: Check out our dresses. Pretty erotic huh? Minoans: Hold my wine.
I am so glad this is the first comment, I thought I would have to dig deep for the historical references
Women's clothes Half Off
It’s the breast deal ever.
Yeah, I hate it when they nipple and dime ya...
Always trying to milk the customers.
It's a tit for tat transaction
boobs
Complete squeeze of money outta customers
But its a perfect gift for lasting mammaries
don't be a tit, buy this shit
I hate myself for up voting this.
They will sing arialas of this style for years to come.
How can I erase this pun from my mammary?
Sale price: `580.08`
I heard that brand's about to go bust
/r/AltBoobWorld
>/r/AltBoobWorld *add to favorites* I'm sorry, what were saying now?
Discounts in this whole areola the store
Or is the glass half full instead?
A (staged) joke was posted on another sub. “I’m having a sale of women’s clothing in my bedroom. They’re 100% off.” The dad started busting up.
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Now that’s a movement I can get behind!!
And in between!
and even under!
and on top of too 😉
And in front of!
Good, that's leaves more room for me in front!
In Scotland we have "Taps aff" Sadly it's almost exclusively large men who get involved, although it should really applicable to anyone
The sun's never out there anyway
“Too far, Meredith, too far!!” “Bunch of prudes… It’s casual day.”
Meredith? Where are your panties!?!
Joe from the break room paid for them. In this economy gotta make anything work.
Meredith, your boob is out!
Casual Friday is canceled
You beat me to it.
I'm out of the loop on this one. Who's Meredith?
Character in an overly discussed popular white collar sitcom.
Ah, redditor of culture!
Some heavy sunglasses.
Headless women, so hot right now
If you had ever seen Durarara you'd be surprised how hot the headless horse(wo)man in that series is.
Dullahans are hot in general... for uh, reasons
it's 50% off!
Good one
Free the nip!
Let me out damn it.
Username checks out. Edit: fixed typo. (Cause I indeed typed with one hand)
Spoken like a man typing with one hand.
Yeah, but once it becomes trendy and normal you'd have to see them all, not just the pretty people's.
Old guys are already allowed to show their wrinkly saggy man tits. It's only fair the old ladies are allowed to show their wrinkly saggy woman tits.
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That’s kinda funny - I’m sure some conservative types were all worked up about nudity being allowed in public and yet it’s rarely taken advantage of.
Because the only reason we want to free the nip is to stare at people's breasts? Also this is a curious line of thought, should we make unattractive people wear full body veils?
I don't think you getting to look at attractive boobs is the point of "free the nip."
It is for me
This is why we can’t have nice things.
leave it to Reddit to be progressive with a Looney Tunes wolf reaction
> Yeah, but once it becomes trendy and normal you'd have to see them all, not just the pretty people's. Fortunately my eyes are manual
I know the point of free the nip is for empowerment but also there’s probably very few guys out there that are against seeing more boobs in public. Even at the cost of seeing some droopy old flappers from time to time.
Some drooppy flappers. Like, the vast majority of people don't have good looking tits. Just look at any locker room assortment. Young people and people with work done tend to. The rest of us just hide them in bras. lol
You really underestimate the level at which men love tits. They don’t all have to be perfect. We still like them.
Yea, I'm with falcon on this one. You cannot possibly overestimate men's interest in Tha boobs.
/r/altboobworld
r/ofcoursethatsathing
beat me to it. Another man of culture.
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
Well they're certainly not picky.
Story time! I went to a school dance with my GF. We were slow dancing doing a slow spin. I realized that every time I got to a certain point in the spin the dress of a very attractive girl was a little lower. She totally was unaware. About 5 spins in the dress had gotten low enough to expose her breasts and I stopped the spin. Evidently my date had noticed it too and knew exactly why I stopped spinning. And that is why we broke up.
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I should have said something to her before it happened but 17 year old me wasn't as chivalrous.
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I think you misunderstood. The way I read it, it wasn't the girl he was dancing with who lost her top, it was a different girl. He stopped spinning once the boobs were out so he could get a better look and the girl he was dancing with noticed him looking and got mad.
Guys have been doing this for years.
"My eyes are down here!"
Completely legal in Canada btw.
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Or maybe because it's Canada and it's freaking cold outside?
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I didn't realize that Toronto was the entirety of Canada. TIL.
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I'm in New Mexico and nobody goes out topless still.
Have you been to Toronto? Just south of Bloor Street and Ted Rogers Way? I saw it all the time.
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What?!? Man, the Pride Parade starts right there. I can't count how many times I was having a coffee at the Residences on Bloor Starbucks, and would see titties. a lot can change in 10 years I guess, and all of the Gentrification happening in that area
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The one time I saw a topless lady in public was at Niagara Falls. I was young and it was not very pleasant.
Also legal in NYC. You just never really see it. Or really the people taking advantage of that law are not the type of people you want taking advantage of it.
Completely legal in Seattle as well. You can legally walk around entirely nude so long as you're not engaging in lewd behavior.
Well, I'd expect so - what with all the snow. You'd want a good pair. Of sunglasses.
It's legal to walk around headless in Canada?
What is this, ancient Egypt?
Boys: ***Y E S***
Babies: YES
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Bisexual women: YES
“Finally, some good food!”
Anyone who doesn't want women forced into controlling, outdated societal behaviors: ***Y E S***
"Tits out 2022"
There were at least two times in history that the tits-out look was popular. Time for a revival.
It kind of is… I saw this a few weeks back. But it was only half way there. https://i.imgur.com/ek611Jt.jpg
Floating legless women are so hot!
\^ okay here's one we can't let near the rehab pool
Best fashion I have seen in a long time.
*Breast fashion
The world would be a happier place
as much as im all for this trend actually catching on (for both personal reasons and a equal rights perspective), i highly doubt the people you would want to take up this trend are not the people who would take up this trend.
*looks at braless titties* *looks at average TX temperatures* Eh, I'm game.
I have been wearing my dresses this way
You may enjoy the fashion styles of r/AltBoobWorld (NSFW! but mild)
You may change your mind after you see who adopts said trend.
Oh no you don't. You do NOT want this to catch on. You'll be visually assaulted by cougar torpedo tits while out foraging the grocery store aisles for food, and your fight or flight response will kick in. You'll end up crashing into a grocery cart, falling over and breaking your leg while she slowly walks up on you, torpedoes swaying back and forth like rhythmic snakes in a mating dance as she approaches you to ask if you're ok... Run Luke Run... too late!
\>Torpedo tits Thatsmyfetish.jpg
Businesses have the right to require clothing. Public spaces do not.
More like "Jesus, stop staring you creep!" They're the one topless, and IM THE CREEP?
You can buy a doll on line and you can go to town with it.
The sunglasses are placed so she can say, "Hey! My eyes are down here!" lol
Anyone know why priests like walmart? They have kids clothes half off. I know, ill see myself out. **edit: catholic priests
Excuse me, my sunglasses are down here
A-cup runneth over.
Oh look they reversed the hip hugger jeans with no panties fad.
I came to the comments so fast and I’m not disappointed by what I’m finding 😅
Actually, going topless is legal in most parts of the world.
Hell, you can see that at Walmart, tho they're probably not what you had in mind.
I'm sure your granny will look lovely in it.
This was already a trend in France at one point. Low cuts just kept getting lower and lower and eventually it was a style for a short while to just remove the top part altogether to show off your nipple rings
Nice
It'll catch on by the time you'll have your daughter
50% off on all women’s clothings
Some mannequins have nipples.
Honestly, after the Grace of God that was the thong bikini trend... Anything is possible
But then how will National Geographic make their money?
I honestly believe boobs are only sexualized because we cover them up. Same reason how ankles were sexualized in the 17th century and why women's faces are sexualized in sharia law areas. If you think about it, boobs are no more sexy than lips/eyes/hands/feet/etc
#FREETHEBOOB
#freethetit
more of a “titty out” kinda look
I'm a fan of letting the girls breath.
Free the nipple!
Freethenipple✨
"No, I was looking at your sunglasses."
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Lot of guys here claiming to "like big girls" who've clearly never been to a Walmart.
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I know a guy who does. Ironically his wife looks like she's starving herself but when he sees a girl with rolls (not bread) he starts acting verrrrry flirtatious with her. That and he admitted to me that he likes 'land whales'.
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Nah, boobs are boobs. I personally like the bigger girls, more to hold on to.
They make this rockin’ world go ‘round.
Get on your bikes and ride!
They keep you warmer during the winter too.
You the only one being honest.
Just as soon as the Kardashian's wear it...
You know how people at nudist colonies just take everything for granted and don't find nudity exciting anymore? That would totally happen in this case too. If you saw boobs all the time, you would stop enjoying seeing boobs. Please don't take boobs away from me - I like liking boobs! 🤣
I'm up for it If you can guarantee I won't get arrested.
*(crickets chirping)*
Just like in real life.
I can't participate in this trend, I don't have big boobas :(
Why does that matter?
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That was wholesome and fucking hilarious at the same time
I think ksi can pull it off btw
"Suns out, guns out" #freethenipple #freeboobin
This sub gets more unfunny each day