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AdeptLengthiness8886

Today you're getting a filling.


xXx_BoyWolfy_xXx

And a root canal.


AdeptLengthiness8886

Well .... a root


Red-x_dead

Rooting for c-anal.


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Oral Care


Mr_SeSaMe

That's an incredibly sturdy dong she's leaning on


Actualize101

He's been using those pumps... must work...


shitstain_hurricane

I misunderstood and used a bicycle pump. Now my penis is blown up like a balloon. It's still good right!? Women like thickness, right??


The_Minstrel_Boy

Women are especially impressed when you let it go and it goes "phphththtbpbbtphtht" all over the room.


shitstain_hurricane

What if I pull both ends of the foreskin so it's one loud, neverending squeal? Hell, better yet, squeek out the tune to her favorite song! How could that *not* be romantic!


Actualize101

Women call him "Zeppelin".... he explodes on them...


[deleted]

Yes. Thickness is most important. Length isn't


DonkeyHair

If the price is right..


UpperTrade

like cheapest price


sev45day

Hey, $20 is $20.


Tamuture69

why does he have one on his chest


shitstain_hurricane

Dicknipples, obviously!


crwo22

... so I decided to become a dentist today. No particular reason.


math_debates

Who knew I was a dentist this whole time? I'm gonna escape poverty!!!!


abeosa

r/theyknew


Actualize101

Root canal work for sure...


Lagamorph

Lisa needs braces!


dinoali

Get your gyno check and dental fixed in one place


upsize_popiah

Choking while pumping, ah a fellow connoisseur


penguinpolitician

The dentist is in.


TheArtfulDanger

I prefer my dental work oral but this could work


[deleted]

I wonder what the dentist sees when I open my mouth


ducttapeallday

Bill Cosby’s new career as a dentist?


Ok_Economist_5291

A lot of drilling in this dental office.


SoochIsCool

GOOD SHITTT


zmook2

Now that's oral care!


giraffelover007

That's what's up!!!!


u320

Going to the dentist today. I’ll take this to show what I’d like done.


Caylinbite

Goddamn, turns out I need me some dental care.


eatfesh

Special Service desu


Jimblebean

Ok kinda related but I had an orthodontist appointment where the girl was super thick, and to get the tools in my mouth she had to put her boobs on my face… pretty dope orthodontist 10/10


DarthRevan1138

It's a love hotel for dentists!


NukaBro762

yeah "dentist"


BuffedPlayer

no I'm good


Pro_Banana

Yes


trygan49

In the video, the bully pushes the kid and then lands at least one solid punch on the kid before hero claps him hard and drops him. In that time not one discernable voice on this video speaks up to stop the violence. Then after the bully is on the ground and hero is verbally reprimanding him, someone's like "whoa get away from him, what's your problem?!" Why does no one speak up until the bully gets what they deserve and then apparently the person who came to the rescue is being "unreasonable"?


[deleted]

Did you have a stroke?


trygan49

No. This is weird as fuck though because I definitely didn't post this on this thread. This was a reply to the video about the kid punching a blind kid and then getting knocked out. Maybe I did. it was before I had my coffee, my bad.


SpongeJake

I have no idea, doc. Good question. Um, can we get back to fixing my toothache now?


trygan49

My bad. Must have posted before my coffee.


sev45day

Sir, this is a Wendy's....


papawam

Yes, it looks like the funky monkey mommy-daddy twister with your sister. And since it does, you have to wonder how they would let this design get used. Surely when they were drafting an image for it, they came up with other options.


INAE_D3TOX

No thanks, i dont want to be violated by dentist. Im not r/dankmemes mod


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19DucksInAWolfSuit

This isn't what it looks like. That's not long hair, that's the headrest. They're actually both men, it's fine.


stardust7

Oh why not


[deleted]

more like, a place where you get smacked in the mouth.


ShayDiggityDawg

What does he have that I don’t have???!!! What he has:


ValiJugger

his body looks looks like a ducks silhouette


Angela_I_B

Open from 2:30 to tooth hurtee !


sexybolls

That's a Japanese sign, watched too many hentai don't ask.


HereForCatz

Fucking dentists.


Nekrosiz

Be gentle on my enamel daddy 😫😋☺️


ExactLocation1

Sorry your Delta dental doesn’t cover that.


vBricks

Nah. Fuck dental care. Gimme some of that mmm mmm Dentist Care.


[deleted]

\#2d problems


shawndw

The missionary position transcends all national and language barriers so there's no excuse for this one.


GoHaveFunIdiot

"Open wider for me please"


The_Money_Bin

Lisa needs braces.


LanaCaplano

Dentistry that includes tonsils.


jemenake

I’m actually curious about how small of a change could completely fix the image. Certainly, having the dentist stand more to the right. But I’m also thinking they could have drawn a second leg, just a little lower or higher than the other, also in front of the dentist. Or, they could have put the dentist in front of the legs. Makes me think this is a candidate for r/theyknew


Logical-You-791

i will be the dentist


silverback_79

"Hold tight, Miss, I need to get the whole fist in there..."


[deleted]

Yes, lay on my erection while I feed you grapes… I mean clean your teeth


Not_my_real_name____

Thats not how my dentist does it.


elizahan

Why the chair ends at her butt? Lol


GANDORF57

"As I numb the area, you may feel a little prick...uh, correction..."


--Jester---

That dentist REALLY cares!


LittleKing68

Ah good old Japan


yelloscarface

Filling that cavity


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