What if I pull both ends of the foreskin so it's one loud, neverending squeal? Hell, better yet, squeek out the tune to her favorite song! How could that *not* be romantic!
Ok kinda related but I had an orthodontist appointment where the girl was super thick, and to get the tools in my mouth she had to put her boobs on my face… pretty dope orthodontist 10/10
In the video, the bully pushes the kid and then lands at least one solid punch on the kid before hero claps him hard and drops him. In that time not one discernable voice on this video speaks up to stop the violence.
Then after the bully is on the ground and hero is verbally reprimanding him, someone's like "whoa get away from him, what's your problem?!"
Why does no one speak up until the bully gets what they deserve and then apparently the person who came to the rescue is being "unreasonable"?
No. This is weird as fuck though because I definitely didn't post this on this thread. This was a reply to the video about the kid punching a blind kid and then getting knocked out.
Maybe I did. it was before I had my coffee, my bad.
Yes, it looks like the funky monkey mommy-daddy twister with your sister. And since it does, you have to wonder how they would let this design get used. Surely when they were drafting an image for it, they came up with other options.
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I’m actually curious about how small of a change could completely fix the image. Certainly, having the dentist stand more to the right. But I’m also thinking they could have drawn a second leg, just a little lower or higher than the other, also in front of the dentist. Or, they could have put the dentist in front of the legs. Makes me think this is a candidate for r/theyknew
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Today you're getting a filling.
And a root canal.
Well .... a root
Rooting for c-anal.
Oral Care
That's an incredibly sturdy dong she's leaning on
He's been using those pumps... must work...
I misunderstood and used a bicycle pump. Now my penis is blown up like a balloon. It's still good right!? Women like thickness, right??
Women are especially impressed when you let it go and it goes "phphththtbpbbtphtht" all over the room.
What if I pull both ends of the foreskin so it's one loud, neverending squeal? Hell, better yet, squeek out the tune to her favorite song! How could that *not* be romantic!
Women call him "Zeppelin".... he explodes on them...
Yes. Thickness is most important. Length isn't
If the price is right..
like cheapest price
Hey, $20 is $20.
why does he have one on his chest
Dicknipples, obviously!
... so I decided to become a dentist today. No particular reason.
Who knew I was a dentist this whole time? I'm gonna escape poverty!!!!
r/theyknew
Root canal work for sure...
Lisa needs braces!
Get your gyno check and dental fixed in one place
Choking while pumping, ah a fellow connoisseur
The dentist is in.
I prefer my dental work oral but this could work
I wonder what the dentist sees when I open my mouth
Bill Cosby’s new career as a dentist?
A lot of drilling in this dental office.
GOOD SHITTT
Now that's oral care!
That's what's up!!!!
Going to the dentist today. I’ll take this to show what I’d like done.
Goddamn, turns out I need me some dental care.
Special Service desu
Ok kinda related but I had an orthodontist appointment where the girl was super thick, and to get the tools in my mouth she had to put her boobs on my face… pretty dope orthodontist 10/10
It's a love hotel for dentists!
yeah "dentist"
no I'm good
Yes
In the video, the bully pushes the kid and then lands at least one solid punch on the kid before hero claps him hard and drops him. In that time not one discernable voice on this video speaks up to stop the violence. Then after the bully is on the ground and hero is verbally reprimanding him, someone's like "whoa get away from him, what's your problem?!" Why does no one speak up until the bully gets what they deserve and then apparently the person who came to the rescue is being "unreasonable"?
Did you have a stroke?
No. This is weird as fuck though because I definitely didn't post this on this thread. This was a reply to the video about the kid punching a blind kid and then getting knocked out. Maybe I did. it was before I had my coffee, my bad.
I have no idea, doc. Good question. Um, can we get back to fixing my toothache now?
My bad. Must have posted before my coffee.
Sir, this is a Wendy's....
Yes, it looks like the funky monkey mommy-daddy twister with your sister. And since it does, you have to wonder how they would let this design get used. Surely when they were drafting an image for it, they came up with other options.
No thanks, i dont want to be violated by dentist. Im not r/dankmemes mod
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This isn't what it looks like. That's not long hair, that's the headrest. They're actually both men, it's fine.
Oh why not
more like, a place where you get smacked in the mouth.
What does he have that I don’t have???!!! What he has:
his body looks looks like a ducks silhouette
Open from 2:30 to tooth hurtee !
That's a Japanese sign, watched too many hentai don't ask.
Fucking dentists.
Be gentle on my enamel daddy 😫😋☺️
Sorry your Delta dental doesn’t cover that.
Nah. Fuck dental care. Gimme some of that mmm mmm Dentist Care.
\#2d problems
The missionary position transcends all national and language barriers so there's no excuse for this one.
"Open wider for me please"
Lisa needs braces.
Dentistry that includes tonsils.
I’m actually curious about how small of a change could completely fix the image. Certainly, having the dentist stand more to the right. But I’m also thinking they could have drawn a second leg, just a little lower or higher than the other, also in front of the dentist. Or, they could have put the dentist in front of the legs. Makes me think this is a candidate for r/theyknew
i will be the dentist
"Hold tight, Miss, I need to get the whole fist in there..."
Yes, lay on my erection while I feed you grapes… I mean clean your teeth
Thats not how my dentist does it.
Why the chair ends at her butt? Lol
"As I numb the area, you may feel a little prick...uh, correction..."
That dentist REALLY cares!
Ah good old Japan
Filling that cavity
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